STRANGER. There are always sceptics; and moments in the life of every man, when doubts creep into the hearts of even the strongest. I"ll confess that I myself have doubted; but after finding myself the object this sincere and hearty demonstration, and after taking part in this royal feast, for it is royal; and seeing that, finally, the government itself...
VOICE. The committee!
STRANGER.... the committee, if you like, has so signally recognised my modest merits, I doubt no longer, but believe! (The Civil Uniform creeps out.) Yes, gentlemen, this is the greatest and most satisfying moment of my life, because it has given me back the greatest thing any man can possess, the belief in himself.
CAESAR. Splendid! Bravo!
STRANGER. I thank you. Your health!
(The PROFESSOR gets up. Everyone rises and the company begins to mix.
Most of the musicians go out, but two remain.)
GUEST (to the STRANGER). A delightful evening!
STRANGER. Wonderful.
(All the Frock Coats creep away.)
FATHER (an elderly, overdressed man with an eye-gla.s.s and military bearing crosses to the doctor). What? Are you here?
DOCTOR. Yes, Father-in-law. I"m here. I go everywhere he goes.
FATHER. It"s too late in the day to call me father-in-law. Besides, I"m _his_ father-in-law now.
DOCTOR. Does he know you?
FATHER. No. He"s not had that honour; and I must ask you to preserve my incognito. Is it true he"s made gold?
DOCTOR. So it"s said. But it"s certain he left his wife while she was in childbed.
FATHER. Does that mean I can expect a third son-in-law soon? I don"t like the idea! The uncertainty of my position makes me hate being a father-in-law at all. Of course, I"ve nothing to say against it, since....
(The tables have now been cleared; the cloths and the candelabra have been removed, so that the tables themselves, which are merely boards supported on trestles, are all that remain. A big stoneware jug has been brought in and small jugs of simple form have been put on the high table. The people in rags sit down next to the STRANGER at the high table; and the FATHER sits astride a chair and stares at him.)
CAESAR (knocking on the table). Gentlemen! This feast has been called royal, not on account of the excellence of the service which, on the contrary, has been wretched; but because the man, whom we have honoured, is a king, a king in the realm of the Intellect. Only I am able to judge of that. (One of the people in rags laughs.) Quiet. Wretch! But he"s more than a king, he"s a man of the people, of the humblest. A friend of the oppressed, the guardian of fools, the bringer of happiness to idiots. I don"t know whether he"s succeeded in making gold. I don"t worry about that, and I hardly believe it... (There is a murmur. Two policemen come in and sit by the door; the musicians come down and take seats at the tables.)... but supposing he has, he has answered all the questions that the daily press has been trying to solve for the last fifty years.... It"s only an a.s.sumption--
STRANGER. Gentlemen!
RAGGED PERSON. No. Don"t interrupt him.
CAESAR. A mere a.s.sumption without real foundation, and the a.n.a.lysis may be wrong!
ANOTHER RAGGED PERSON. Don"t talk nonsense!
STRANGER. Speaking in my capacity as guest of honour at this gathering I should say that it would be of interest to those taking part to hear the grounds on which I"ve based my proof....
CAESAR. We don"t want to hear that. No, no.
FATHER. Wait! I think justice demands that the accused should be allowed to explain himself. Couldn"t our guest of honour tell the company his secret in a few words?
STRANGER. As the discoverer I can"t give away my secret. But that"s not necessary, because I"ve submitted my results to an authority under oath.
CAESAR. Then the whole thing"s nonsense, the whole thing! We don"t believe authorities--we"re free-thinkers. Did you ever hear anything so impudent? That we should honour a mystery man, an arch-swindler, a charlatan, in good faith.
FATHER. Wait a little, my good people!
(During this scene a wall screen, charmingly decorated with palm trees and birds of paradise, has been taken away, disclosing a wretched serving-counter and stand for beer mugs, behind which a waitress is seen dispensing tots of spirits. Scavengers and dirty-looking women go over to the counter and start drinking.)
STRANGER. Was I asked here to be insulted?
FATHER. Not at all. My friend"s rather loquacious, but he"s not said anything insulting yet.
STRANGER. Isn"t it insulting to be called a charlatan?
FATHER. He didn"t mean it seriously.
STRANGER. Even as a joke I think the word arch-swindler slanderous.
FATHER. He didn"t use _that_ word.
STRANGER. What? I appeal to the company: wasn"t the word he used arch-swindler?
ALL. No. He never said that!
STRANGER. Then I don"t know where I am--or what company I"ve got into.
RAGGED PERSON. Is there anything wrong with it?
(The people murmur.)
BEGGAR (comes forward, supporting himself on crutches; he strikes the table so hard with his crutch, that some mugs are broken.) Mr. Chairman!
May I speak? (He breaks some more crockery.) Gentlemen, in this life I"ve not allowed thyself to be easily deceived, but this time I have been. My friend in the chair there has convinced me that I"ve been completely deceived on the question of his power of judgment and sound understanding, and I feel touched. There are limits to pity and limits also to cruelty. I don"t like to see real merit being dragged into the dust, and this man"s worth a better fate than his folly"s leading him to.
STRANGER. What does this mean?
(The FATHER and the DOCTOR have gone out during this scene without attracting attention. Only beggars remain at the high table. Those who are drinking gather into groups and stare at the STRANGER.)
BEGGAR. You take yourself to be the man of the century, and accept the invitation of the Drunkards" Society, in order to have yourself feted as a man of science....
STRANGER (rising). But the government....
BEGGAR. Oh yes, the Committee of the Drunkards" Society have given you their highest distinction--that order you"ve had to pay for yourself....
STRANGER. What about the professor?
BEGGAR. He only calls himself that; he"s no professor really, though he does give lessons. And the uniform that must have impressed you most was that of a lackey in a chancellery.
STRANGER (tearing of the wreath and the ribbon of the order). Very well!