DOCTOR. No. The consulting room"s empty this morning. I think the practice is going down.
LADY (kindly). I"m sorry. Tell me, oughtn"t that woodpile to be taken into the house? It only draws the damp.
DOCTOR (without reproach). Yes, and the bees should be killed, too; and the fruit in the garden picked. But I"ve no time to do it.
LADY. You"re tired.
DOCTOR. Tired of everything.
LADY (without bitterness). And you"ve a wife who can"t even help you.
DOCTOR (kindly). You mustn"t say that, if I don"t think so.
LADY (turning towards the verandah). Here he is!
(The STRANGER comes in through the verandah, dressed in a way that makes him look younger than before. He has an air of forced candour. He seems to recognise the doctor, and shrinks back, but recovers himself.)
DOCTOR. You"re very welcome.
STRANGER. It"s kind of you.
DOCTOR. You bring good weather with you. And we need it; for it"s rained for six weeks.
STRANGER. Not for seven? It usually rains for seven if it rains on St.
Swithin"s. But that"s later on--how foolish of me!
DOCTOR. As you"re used to town life I"m afraid you"ll find the country dull.
STRANGER. Oh no. I"m no more at home there than here. Excuse me asking, but haven"t we met before--when we were boys?
DOCTOR. Never.
(The LADY has sat down at the table and is crocheting.)
STRANGER. Are you sure?
DOCTOR. Perfectly. I"ve followed your literary career from the first with great interest; as I know my wife has told you. So that if we _had_ met I"d certainly have remembered your name. (Pause.) Well, now you can see how a country doctor lives!
STRANGER. If you could guess what the life of a so-called liberator"s like, you wouldn"t envy him.
DOCTOR. I can imagine it; for I"ve seen how men love their chains.
Perhaps that"s as it should be.
STRANGER (listening). Strange. Who"s playing in the village?
DOCTOR. I don"t know. Do you, Ingeborg?
LADY. No.
STRANGER. Mendelssohn"s Funeral March! It pursues me. I never know whether I"ve heard it or not.
DOCTOR. Do you suffer from hallucinations?
STRANGER. No. But I"m pursued by trivial incidents. Can"t you hear anyone playing?
DOCTOR. Yes.
LADY. Someone _is_ playing. Mendelssohn.
DOCTOR. Not surprising.
STRANGER. No. But that it should be played precisely at the right place, at the right time.... (He gets up.)
DOCTOR. To rea.s.sure you, I"ll ask my sister. (Exit through the verandah.)
STRANGER (to the LADY). I"m stifling here. I can"t pa.s.s a night under this roof. Your husband looks like a werewolf and in his presence you turn into a pillar of salt. Murder has been done in this house; the place is haunted. I shall escape as soon as I can find an excuse.
(The DOCTOR comes back.)
DOCTOR. It"s the girl at the post office.
STRANGER (nervously). Good. That"s all right. You"ve an original house.
That pile of wood, for instance.
DOCTOR. Yes. It"s been struck by lightning twice.
STRANGER. Terrible! And you still keep it?
DOCTOR. That"s why. I"ve made it higher out of defiance; and to give shade in summer. It"s like the prophet"s gourd. But in the autumn it must go into the wood shed.
STRANGER (looking round). Christmas roses, too! Where did you get them?
They"re flowering in summer! Everything"s upside down here.
DOCTOR. They were given me by a patient. He"s not quite sane.
STRANGER. Is he staying in the house?
DOCTOR. Yes. He"s a quiet soul, who ponders on the purposelessness of nature. He thinks it foolish for h.e.l.lebore to grow in the snow and freeze; so he puts the plants in the cellar and beds them out in the spring.
STRANGER. But a madman... in the house. Most unpleasant!
DOCTOR. He"s very harmless.
STRANGER. How did he lose his wits?
DOCTOR. Who can tell. It"s a disease of the mind, not the body.
STRANGER. Tell me--is he here--now?