By this time, the speaker, having got out of a coach just as it was being driven through the gate, had come up to where d.i.c.k and the gamekeeper stood. He was a large, pot-bellied man, with coa.r.s.e features, red face, and bloodshot eyes; a man of about forty, showing in his movements a disability due to a dissolute life, and dressed with a richness that did not avail to soften the impression of grossness he produced.
"The rascal had the impudence of offering to shoot that hawk, sir," said the gamekeeper, looking wroth at the outrage.
"What hawk?" queried the threatening gentleman, looking, and presently sighting the only one in view. "That hawk? Odd"s life! If the rogue can shoot that hawk at this distance, I"m his humble servant, that I am! And let him only speak, and the place of under-keeper shall be his, d.a.m.n me twice over if it sha"n"t! D"ye hear that, rascal?"
Philosophically ignoring the last word, d.i.c.k replied, "If Mr. Perkins will hand me the gun, I"ll show you how we shoot in" (he was going to say "America," but checked himself) "the county I came from."
"Give him the gun, Perkins, give him the gun!" ordered the gentleman, eagerly, responding to anything that appealed to his love of shooting, and already preparing to jeer in case of d.i.c.k"s failure.
d.i.c.k took the gun, aimed carefully, fired; the bird fell into the copse.
Whereupon the gentleman, forgetting former threats, impulsively applauded, p.r.o.nounced d.i.c.k a marvel, and, taking it from his garb that he was a gamekeeper, began a brief catechising that resulted in d.i.c.k"s being forthwith installed as Mr. Perkins"s a.s.sistant, in a lodge at the farther end of Mr. Bullcott"s woods,--for Bullcott was the name of the country squire whose favor d.i.c.k"s marksmanship had so quickly won.
d.i.c.k"s face, and the straight account of himself that he had invented on the spot, served in lieu of a written "character" with the impulsive and unthinking Squire Bullcott; as subsequently his adaptiveness, quickness of perception, and conciliating manner enabled him to acquire Perkins"s tolerance, and to learn the duties of his post so soon that no one discovered he had never filled a similar one before.
In this situation d.i.c.k spent the rest of February, all of March, and great part of April; having little company other than that of Perkins and the dogs; rarely seeing his master, who made frequent journeys from home; and not once beholding the Squire"s wife, who, said Perkins, was usually ailing and mostly kept her room. He might have had the smiles of any of the maid-servants of Bullcott Hall, but he would never accept amatory favors from low sources as a supposed equal, though he might willingly enough, in his own proper character of gentleman, condescend on occasion to kiss a handsome wench.
One sweet, blossomy day in April, while following the course of a little rivulet, d.i.c.k emerged from the woods to a field at whose farther end was a barn, before which stood a large wagon whence a party of strolling players were moving their accessories into the building, for the purpose of giving a series of performances there. By the brookside, at a place hidden from her fellow Thespians by some bushes, knelt one of the women of the company, a rather pretty girl, washing clothes. Standing near this girl, with his back towards d.i.c.k, was a man who seemed, from his att.i.tude and gestures, to be pressing on her some sort of invitation, which she apparently chose to ignore. This man presently stooped by her side, and made to put his arms around her, whereupon she gave him a vigorous slap in the face with the wet undergarment she then held.
The man persisting in his attempt to embrace her, and the girl resisting without fear but with repugnance, d.i.c.k ran forward, cuffed the man on the side of the head, and announced the intention of throwing him into the brook if he did not immediately let go the lady. The man let go, but only in order to spring to his feet and turn, with clenched fists, upon d.i.c.k, disclosing to the latter the furious face of Squire Bullcott.
The Squire, whose wrath instantly doubled upon his seeing that his interfering a.s.sailant was his own under gamekeeper, could only roar, sputter, and whine, incoherently, and look as if about to explode. He was deterred from instantly laying hands on d.i.c.k by the att.i.tude of defence into which the latter had promptly thrown himself. When Mr.
Bullcott had used up his breath in calling d.i.c.k vile names, and threatening him with everything from a cudgel to a gibbet, d.i.c.k explained that he could not stand by and see any man force his caresses on a lady against her will.
"Lady!" bellowed the Squire. "Why, she"s a miserable ---- of a vagabond play-actress! Why, you fool, I"ll warrant she can"t begin to count the men who have had her!"
"I don"t stand up for the woman"s virtue," said d.i.c.k. "I know nothing about that." He perceived that a man who would ever testify with due effect to the virtue of a good woman, must not a.s.sert, by oath or blows, a belief in that of a bad or doubtful woman. "But every woman has the right to say who sha"n"t have her favors," he went on, "and that girl was resolved you shouldn"t have hers!"
"Well, by G.o.d, we"ll see! I"ll have the whole rabble locked up, I will!
They shan"t give any of their nasty plays where I have jurisdiction!
I"ll drive them off, and you, too! No, I won"t, I"ll have you up at the a.s.sizes. I"ll see you hanged for murderous a.s.sault; that I will!"
With which, the girl having already fled to her comrades, and voices being heard to approach, the worthy magistrate plunged into cover of the woods in one direction, while d.i.c.k sought similar concealment in another.
Knowing that time had come to resume his travels, d.i.c.k hastened to his lodge, and there, the better to avoid arrest on the Squire"s order, he put on the fine suit given him by the strange gentleman at Taunton. With all his other clothes in his bag, he then started for the road. As he was pa.s.sing through the woods, he first heard and then saw Mr. Perkins leading towards the abandoned lodge a pair of ugly fellows armed with bludgeons. Unseen by this party, d.i.c.k made a detour that led him eventually to the road, but to a part thereof that necessitated his pa.s.sing the great gate of the Hall in order to continue his journey northward.
As he was musing on the peculiar appearance he must make in the road, that of a gaily dressed gentleman travelling afoot and carrying a bag, he saw Squire Bullcott come forth on horseback, attended by two stalwart, raw-looking servants. The Squire stared at him, in bewilderment, a moment, then cried out to his servants:
""Tis the very same! The same d.a.m.ned rogue! I know the rascal in spite of his clothes! Stop him, Curry, and hold him fast! Down off your horses, both of you, or he"ll get safe away!"
"I dare you to stop me now!" cried d.i.c.k, going straight up to Bullcott and looking him in the face. "I"m a gentleman, and one of your betters, though I did amuse myself by playing gamekeeper to an ignorant brute!"
The Squire glared for a moment in speechless fury, and then, gathering breath and saliva, spat with great force in d.i.c.k"s face.
The two servants were now dismounted. Mr. Bullcott, enraged to the point of preferring immediate revenge rather than the slow operation of the law, ordered them to use their whips on d.i.c.k. They fell upon him together, at the moment when he was blinded by the handkerchief with which he had instantly begun to cleanse his visage of Bullcott"s disgusting marks.
Maddened by the blows that rained upon his face, neck, arms, and wrists, d.i.c.k struck out wildly at his brawny a.s.sailants. At a certain violent rush on his part, they fell back. The Squire seized that moment as an opportune one for riding his horse at d.i.c.k, and the latter, leaping aside to avoid the heavy hoofs, tripped on a stone and fell flat in the road, knocking the breath out of his body.
Bullcott now, leaning from his horse, wielded his own whip on d.i.c.k"s head and back, accompanying the castigation with vengeful oaths and vile epithets. Then, ordering his men to bestow each a final kick on the prostrate body, the worthy gentleman rode off about his business, which, it eventually appeared, was to cause the ejection of the strolling players from the barn before which their merry-andrew had already begun to collect a crowd around his wagon.
Kicked into insensibility, d.i.c.k was at last abandoned by the two servants, and he lay in the road until, fifteen minutes later, there came up from the direction of Wells a post-chaise, from which a hearty-looking young gentleman, having ordered the postilion to stop, got out for the sole purpose of examining the prostrate body in the way.
He stooped beside d.i.c.k, called his valet to bring some brandy, and gently raised d.i.c.k"s head.
"Who is it?" murmured d.i.c.k, summoned out of a wild and painful dream, and resting his blue eyes on the rubicund, cheerful, somewhat impudent face of the young gentleman.
"Who is it?" repeated the latter, blithely. "That"s a good one! Here"s a gentleman who has fallen among thieves and been left half dead, and the first thing he wants of the Good Samaritan is to know who the Good Samaritan is! Swallow this brandy, sir, and the Good Samaritan will introduce himself."
"You are certainly the Good Samaritan," moaned d.i.c.k, after a reviving gulp from the flask held by the valet; "but I haven"t fallen among thieves. I fell in only with the most d.a.m.ned boorish scoundrel that ever disgraced the name of gentleman, and I swear I won"t rest till I"ve paid him back what he and his rascal menials did me here, blow for blow, and kick for kick."
"Quite right!" said the other, gaily. "But, in the meantime, what is to be done for you? Can I take you to your house? Do you live hereabouts?"
"No, my home is--quite--far--away," replied d.i.c.k, relapsing into a dreamy condition.
The other gently shook him back to full consciousness. "Then where may I take you? Whither were you bound? Towards Bath?"
"Yes, towards Bath," said d.i.c.k, on a moment"s impulse.
"Well, by George, that"s fortunate! You shall be my travelling companion the rest of the way. You don"t seem to have your own coach at hand, or any of your servants."
"You are right. I have no coach at hand--or any servants. I have only the bag in the ditch yonder. You are very kind! I don"t like to intrude."
"Nonsense, my dear sir! "Tis I who have intruded on your slumbers here.
You"ll be company for me on the journey. "Fore gad, I was dead of ennui, for some one to talk to, when we came upon you! Get the gentleman"s bag, Wilkins. I must say, sir, your own servant must be a rascal, to have dropped your things and ridden off as he did, when you were attacked."
d.i.c.k saw no reason to correct the impression produced, by his clothes and other circ.u.mstances, on the cordial young gentleman, and he silently let himself be helped into the chaise, which, his bag having been stowed away and his rescuers having got in, at once started off towards Bath.
d.i.c.k gave no more account of himself, beyond announcing his name and the fact that he had recently come from travels abroad, than to say that he had been attacked by the servants of a gentleman whose motive was personal revenge, and left as the Good Samaritan had found him. The Good Samaritan turned out to be Lord George Winston, who was given to letting his private coaches and horses lie idle, and to travelling in his present modest fashion, in order that he might encounter the more amusing people and incidents. He was now hastening, in quest of society, back from his Devonshire estate, whither he had recently hastened in quest of solitude. He was an exceedingly good-natured, self-satisfied, talkative youth, one of those happily const.i.tuted persons who are not even their own enemies. Yet he was a man of exceeding animation and wit, as he showed by countless little jests with which he enlivened the talk he rattled off to d.i.c.k on the journey.
d.i.c.k allowed most of the conversation to his lordship, which circ.u.mstance made so agreeable an impression on the latter, that, on learning d.i.c.k had no engagements, he gave an imperative invitation to be his guest in Bath for a few days, and afterward to bear him company to London. d.i.c.k, philosophically accepting, thus saw his immediate future paved with roses in advance, ere the increasing bustle of converging roads, the sound of the Avon flowing beneath its bridge, and the sight of many roofs and towers told him he was entering the most populous and fashionable pleasure resort in England.
It was late in the afternoon, when they drove into Bath. The chaise rattled through the fine streets of splendid stone houses, its own noise mingling with that of grand coaches and other conveyances. On every side were finely dressed people, strutting with an air of consequence, while d.i.c.k got a glimpse of a fair face, more or less genuine in color, in many a carriage and chair. The chaise let out its pa.s.sengers at the Three Tuns, where Lord George engaged rooms for the night, and where d.i.c.k carefully repaired all damage to his person and attire, donned fresh linen, had his hair powdered by a man whom Lord George had caused to be summoned, dined with his gay companion, and sauntered forth afoot with him at evening, glowing with the newly stimulated love of pleasure.
At the door of the Pelican Inn, Lord George introduced d.i.c.k to a pompous but good-natured little gentleman named Boswell, who greeted my lord obsequiously but tarried only so long as to mention that he was on his way to meet Doctor Johnson at the house of Mr. and Mrs. Thrale.
"Does he mean the great Doctor Johnson, the author?" asked d.i.c.k, looking back after him with curiosity.
"Yes," said Lord George; "he is a harmless, conceited Scotchman that comes to town a few weeks every year and follows at the heels of Johnson, who treats him as if he were the spaniel he is. "Tis amusing to consort now and then with those writing fellows, if you can endure their vanity. As for Johnson, he says a good thing sometimes, and might be good company but for his sweating and grunting, his dirty linen and his beastly way of eating, and his desire of doing all the talking himself."
They went to the a.s.sembly Rooms, where his lordship introduced d.i.c.k to numerous people of both s.e.xes and then sat down to cards; while d.i.c.k looked on, or walked about among the promenaders, the gay talkers, and the chatting tea-drinkers, and thought he was in a kind of paradise.
The next day Lord George moved with his guest to a floor in a fine house on the South Parade, where there was comparative quiet from the noise of wheels. There established, d.i.c.k, as he listened to the bells of the Abbey church,--which sound carried to him a mental vision of the venerable Cathedral itself, with its fine western front and its countless windows,--resolved that he would ever after wear the clothes of a gentleman, as his birth and mind ent.i.tled him to do; that his future way should lie amidst fine surroundings; that he should thereafter contrive to sip only of the honey of this world.
The two young gentlemen went early to the pump-room; took the hot water bath in a great tank overlooked by the pump-room windows, in company with other perspiring folk, who did not look at their best,-- particularly the ladies in their brown linen jackets and petticoats and their chip hats with handkerchiefs affixed. Then, having dressed and partaken of the water served by the pumper in the bar, Lord George and d.i.c.k--or rather Mr. Wetheral, for he had now determined to complete the transformation that his change of clothes had begun--strolled on the North Parade; after which his lordship played a game of billiards with an acquaintance he met, while d.i.c.k stole away in quest of a certain kind of shop. This excursion was fruitful, and when Mr. Wetheral rejoined his friend at the Coffee House his shoes had silver buckles instead of gold ones, and a small quant.i.ty of coin rattled in his previously silent pocket. For d.i.c.k, having watched the cards awhile on the preceding night, had made up his mind to try a fling at fortune, himself.
Accordingly, when they went to the Rooms that night, it was Mr. Wetheral that played, and Lord George that sought diversion otherwise, joining the dancers, for this was one of the two weekly ball-nights. Wetheral had beginner"s luck, of course, and when he retired to bed at twelve his pockets jingled with an effect almost as pleasant to his ears as that of the Abbey bells, and he saw himself prospectively the possessor of some splendid house in the Circus or in Prince"s Row.
He imagined, of course, a lovely sharer of the contemplated splendor, but this fancy did not take a permanent shape in his mind"s eye; sometimes it wore the face of Catherine de St. Valier; then this image gave way to a kind of collective impression of the many pretty faces he had already seen in Bath. For so great a change had come in his surroundings and desires, that Catherine and her snowy Quebec had faded into a far past and seemed at an immeasurable distance. Reproach him not too severely! He was nineteen, in England, in spring, as if freshly born into a new world that appeared all pleasure and beauty; moreover, the past five months had been so crowded with events and changes that they trailed out behind him like years instead of months.
His luck at cards continuing, and with it his determination to move thereafter in polite life, Mr. Wetheral set about acquiring certain accomplishments necessary to his purpose. There was a fop among Lord George"s acquaintance, given to telling laughable stories, partly in French. Of this gentleman"s Coffee House audience, d.i.c.k was the only one who could not laugh uproariously at these Gallic pa.s.sages. He thereupon resolved to learn French, as well as to acquire the more fashionable styles of dancing, and to improve what rudiments of fencing had been imparted to him by old Tom MacAlister. Thus he invested a good part of his nightly winnings in clandestine lessons, taken while Lord George was making visits, or off with some pleasure-seeking party to Spring Gardens, or elsewhere engaged.