Last Wednesday, something really did happen.
To explain, that day noon, Can Can and I finished eating lunch and were bored, so we went strolling nearby. After wandering around for a while, Can Can"s face became pale and her lips were dark to the point of scaring me, I was confused and pulled her and asked, "What is wrong?"
Can Can struggled for a long time and then pulled me to a corner, gasping for breath, "I think...let"s go back to the company."
I was confused and couldn"t figure out the problem and still pulled her back, "What"s wrong? Is it stomachache? You don"t need to go to the hospital? Your complexion is very bad..." I hadn"t finished nagging, when Can Can already fiercely hit the wall and said, "It"s nothing! I just want to...s.h.i.t!"
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The crow flew past above my head. As a beautiful woman, a great beauty, the indecent words such an unsavory word as "s.h.i.t" can unexpectedly be freely expressed from the beautiful and s.e.xy Can Can"s. You can imagine my pain, how much I wanted those men who are chasing after Can Can"s b.u.t.t, those who look at her as such an "elegant and n.o.ble" Queen to see this.
Just when I was about to tell Can Can, that actually such a thing can be replaced with words such as, "go to the bathroom", "go to the toilet", need to answer the call of nature", "use the convenience" and so on can be used, Can Can already pulled me and was rushing to the office like there was a fire emergency.
When we saw the Liding International building, Can Can finally showed a smile like a blossoming peach blossom. I pat Can Can"s shoulder and said with conviction, "Go child, I will vigorously support you in spirit!"
Can Can smiled at me and was preparing to step towards a better tomorrow. Suddenly there was a big wall in from of her. The man was trembling and is legs also seemed to be shaking a bit. Can Can didn"t care much, the only thing that was on her mind was senior toilet, and so tried to make pa.s.s on the left, who expected that this wall no longer had eyes, Can Can went to the left and he did the same, Can Can went right and he also went right.
Oh my, at that time as I watched this, in my mind I was thinking that everyone knows that it is hard to hold back that, the feeling is unpleasant and hard to bear. Luckily, Can Can in order to maintain her image as the flower in the business building, the whole way she was swaying about gently taking shallow breaths forging ahead with great difficulty as it was boiling underneath. Finally arrived back at the office building, as soon as she saw the office she worked to maintain her composure in order not to let all her effort go down the drain, but halfway through she killed it off in one bite.
Sure enough, it only took Queen Can Can a short while to completely lose her patience and grinding her teeth, "Step aside!"
The flesh wall brother did not seem to hear it, red faced and tongue-tied said, "Can Can, I am, I am..."
His words were not yet finished, when Can Can"s complexion became pale again. It seems that the pain became worse, and the urgency increased and she simply pushed the person in front her away to rush to the bathroom. The flesh wall brother was obviously a force to be reckoned with and used the opportunity to grab her wrist and once again started talking non-stop, "Can Can, I am on the 23rd floor, that...Oh ~Pocket westward tour, I"m pocket westward tour of the Telecommunications district - "
This time, Can Can still did not give the flesh wall brother the opportunity to finish talking. She turned back trembling, clenched her fist and finally squeezed out two words from her mouth, "f.u.c.k off---!"
The opposite flesh wall was shocked and stiffened, staring blankly, it was clear he was lost for words. Can Can swiftly took advantage of this gap and ferociously stepped on his foot and then rushed off, I couldn"t bear to look at it. When you are shocked, you will hear screams of horror, by the time I looked up, Can Can"s figure was already gone.
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What happened after, we all know.
Can Can"s foot was actually so good that it stepped on and broke off its own good marriage. No wonder why everyone is speaking so vaguely, and Can Can didn"t personally explain to Xiao Xiao about that day, but what do you want the girl to say? "Actually, that day it is because your wife really wanted to s.h.i.t, you were failing to understand and were holding on to me chattering on and on, and I was really in a hurry and so, in a moment of desperation I couldn"t help it and so stepped on you and cursed at you to f.u.c.k off?"
oTZ, my poor Can Can!
Recalling this past event, I immediately slapped my hands on the table and stood up, stirring up the still gossiping Xiao Fu jie and Xiao Zhi who looked at each other confused, "What is it? Xiao Ning?"
"Things are not as you think...actually...that day, Aiya!" I became frantic, I didn"t know how to tell the others, when in the editorial department, a lion"s voice roared, "Song Can Can, come out!!!!!!!!!"
Holding on to the table for support, looking at the disturbed cup of water, we once again felt an incoming earthquake. Xiao Zhi had a premonition of trouble and sneakily went back to her office, and I wanted to burst into tears. Those who can make such a lion"s roar, there is only one such person in the editorial department -
As soon I turned back, I saw the Chief, Li Zi Ru was holding a stack of papers with an angry face. The Chief ferociously threw the doc.u.ments on the desk and continued to spurt fire. "What is all this? I asked her to find customer data, why is all outdated articles? Where has her soul gone recently? Don"t you want to get paid?"
Xiao Fu jie"s face was frosty and she spoke up, "As the chief, shouldn"t you also be concerned about the personal problems of your subordinates? According to expert research, long term instability of marriage and relationships will cause employees mood at work to be emotionally unstable, scatter-brained and repet.i.tive. This situation is particularly prominent in women. The editorial department including you also has 5 people, and the ratio of female to male is 3:2. If...this problem is not solved in time, I expect this editorial department to be more chaotic in the coming months."
As soon as she finished, I didn"t feel relieved in my heart. How come I fee that this is a kind of...Is this insinuating something in my direction? I looked up and I saw the Chief squinting at me and then he pushed his gla.s.ses and pursed his lips and said, "Call for an urgent meeting, immediately!"
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Ten minuted later, the emergency meeting was held in the Chief"s office, because the matter is related to Can Can, the party in question did not attend. Although the reason is very embarra.s.sing, but it is about happiness in the future, so I still said the reason. Xiao Wei listened and smiled and said, "Actually, it"s...because of this, Ah?!"
I silently nodded and looked at the Chief, "So Chief, you must help Can Can think of a good excuse to pa.s.s to Xiao Xiao, alright?"
Xiao Fu jie lit a cigarette and slowly inhaled, "Without losing face for the girl, and a reasonable excuse, won"t be very easy to find -"
The Chief sighed helplessly, "When did you turn into the neighborhood committee auntie?"
Xiao Fu jie sneered, "In reality, you are actually the grumpy neighborhood committee aunt out of tune on her menstrual period, that type."
Pft! Xiao Wei and I could not hold it and laughed openly. The only person who doesn"t give the Chief face can only Xiao Fu jie who entered the company together with him. On the side, the Chief was not angry and smiled. When he was about to say something, he suddenly narrowed his eyes and rubbed his chin, "Xiao Xiao? Wait."