The proposal was received with more whoops, shouting, and yipping.
They waltzed about the smiling rancher.
"That"s what!" cried Sage-brush enthusiastically.
Allen grew sarcastic, remarking: "I reckon you-all must have stopped some time at the water-tank."
Renewed laughter greeted this sally.
"This is my first wedding," explained Sage-brush, rather apologetically.
"I want to know!" exclaimed Allen, in surprise.
"I"m tellin" you. I never seed a weddin" in all my life," replied Sage-brush, as seriously as if he was denying a false accusation of a serious crime. "Mother used to tell me about her"n, an" I often wisht I had been there."
Fresno shouted with amus.e.m.e.nt. He had Sage-brush rattled. The coolest man on the ranch was fl.u.s.tered by the mere thought of attending a wedding-ceremony.
"He"s plum locoed over this one. Ain"t you, Sage-brush?" he drawled tauntingly.
Sage-brush took his jibing in the best of humor. It was a holiday, and they were with people of their own kind. Had a stranger been present the remarks would have been resented bitterly. On this point cowboys are particularly sensitive. In the presence of outsiders they are silent, answering only in monosyllables, never leading in any conversation, and if any comment is necessary they make it indirectly.
"Well, I ain"t no society-bud like you are," laughed Sage-brush. The others joined with him in his merriment over Fresno"s discomfiture.
"Weddin"s ain"t so frequent where I come from as they is in Californy."
"It"s the climate," answered Fresno, with a broad grin.
"So you ain"t never been at a weddin"?" asked Allen, who was looking for another opening to have more fun with Sage-brush.
Again the cowboy became serious and confessed: "Nope; I"ve officiated at several plain killin"s, an" been chief usher at a lynchin", but this yere"s my first weddin", an" I"m goin" to turn loose some and enjoy it."
Sage-brush grinned in antic.i.p.ation of the good times that he knew lay in store for him at the dance.
"You"re fixed up as if you was the main attraction at this event," said Allen, looking Sage-brush over carefully and spinning him around on his heel.
"Ain"t I mussed up fine?" answered Sage-brush.
"You"re the sure big turkey," interrupted Parenthesis.
"Served up fine, with all the trimmin"s," laughed Fresno, taking another jab at his friend.
Their sport was broken up for the time being by the appearance of Polly at the door of the ranch-house. "h.e.l.lo, boys," she shouted, with the fascinating cordiality of the Western girl, wherein the breath of the plains, the purity of the air, and the wholesomeness of life is embraced in a simple greeting and the clasp of a hand.
The cowboys took off their hats, and made elaborate bows to the young woman. "Howdy, Miss Polly!" they cried.
"You sure do look pert," added Sage-brush, with what he considered his most winning smile. Fresno snickered and hastily brushed back the hair from his forehead.
"Where"s Jack?" she asked the two men, who at once ranged themselves one on each side of her.
"He did not start with the boys," explained Allen. "He"ll be along soon, Polly."
"Well, now when it comes to lookers, what"s the matter with Polly Hope?" exclaimed Sage-brush slyly.
Glances of admiration were cast at the girl, who was dressed simply and plainly in a little white gown which Mrs. Allen had made for her for the wedding. Polly"s youth, good nature, and ability to take care of herself made her a favorite on the ranch.
She had no need of defenders, but if an occasion should arise that Polly required a knight, there were a score of guns at her service at an hour"s notice.
"Looks like a picture from a book," said Fresno, hoping to win back the ground he had lost by Sage-brush"s openly expressed admiration.
Polly was flattered by the comments and the glances of the boys, which expressed their approval of her appearance more loudly than spoken words. She pretended, however, to be annoyed. "Go "long," she said.
"Where"s Bud Lane? Didn"t you give him his invite?"
The boys turned from one to the other with feigned glances of disgust at being slighted by Polly for an absent one. The one-sided courtship of Bud and Polly was known up and down the valley, and indefinite postponement of their wedding-day was one of the jests of the two ranches.
"Oh, we sent it on to him at Florence. He"ll git it in time, if he ain"t gone to the Lazy K with Buck McKee," said Sage-brush; then, turning to the other cowboys, he added in an aggrieved tone: "Polly ain"t got no eyes for no one excep" Bud."
Polly stepped to Allen"s side, and, laying her head on his shoulder, said: "Ain"t I?" Allen patted the girl"s head. He was very fond of her, looking upon her as another daughter.
Polly smiled back into his face, and then, with a glance at the cowboys, said: "Say, Uncle Jim, there"s some bottles to be opened."
The invitation was an indirect one, but all knew what it meant, and started for the house.
"Root-beer," added Polly mischievously; "the corks pull awful hard."
Allen glanced at her in feigned alarm.
"What do you want to do--stampede the bunch?"
Before she could answer, the approach of a horse attracted the attention of the group.
"There"s Jack, now!" cried Sage-brush, in tones which plainly showed his relief; "no, it ain"t," he added reflectively, "he rode his pacin"
mare, and that"s a trottin" horse."
The cry of the rider was heard quieting his mount. Allen recognized the voice. "It"s Slim Hoover," he cried.
Polly clapped her hands, and said mischievously to Sage-brush: "Now you"ll see me makin" goo-goo eyes to somebody besides Bud Lane. I ain"t a-going to be the only girl in Pinal County Slim Hoover ain"t set up to."
"An" shied off from," added Sage-brush, a little nettled by Polly"s overlooking him as a subject for flirtation. "But what"s Slim doin"
over this way?"
"Come to Jack"s weddin", of course," replied Polly, adding complacently: "And probably projectin" a hitch-up of his own."
Slim ran around the corner of the house directly into the crowd, who seized him before he could recover from his surprise, and proceeded to haze him, to their intense delight and the Sheriff"s embarra.s.sment, for he knew that Polly was somewhere near, enjoying his discomfiture.
Polly waited until her victim was fully ready for her particular form of torture. The reception of the cowboys was crude to her refined form of making the fat Sheriff uncomfortable.
With the velvety cruelty of a flirt she held out her hand, saying: "h.e.l.lo, Slim."
The Sheriff flushed under his tan. The red crept up the back of his neck to his ears. He awkwardly took off his hat. With a bow and a sc.r.a.pe he greeted her: "Howdy, Miss Polly, howdy." Meantime he shook her hand until she winced from the heartiness of the grip.
"What"s the news?" she asked, as she slowly straightened out her fingers one by one.