"Very sorry, my dear, very sorry," came from May Powell, in as deep a voice as she could command. "I have important business to attend to."
"Oh, Jack, what an awfully big girl you do make!" screamed Ruth, when she discovered his ident.i.ty behind the little mask he wore. "I didn"t know you were so large."
"And what a little man you are," he answered, gaily.
"Don"t say a word," she returned. "See these sleeves? They are all rolled up; and I had to do the same with the trousers," and she laughed merrily.
Although acting against the rules, the Rovers and their friends found an opening in the fence, and for a brief quarter of an hour mingled with the girls on the campus of the school. They had "a barrel of fun,"
to use Andy"s way of expressing it, and left only because it was getting late and they knew they would have to walk all the way back to Colby Hall.
"This is about the best Hallowe"en fun we ever had," remarked Jack, while he and the others were on the return to the school.
To make time, the boys did not take the regular road through Haven Point to Colby Hall, but tramped along a back highway which was considered something of a short cut. This presently brought them in sight of a large farm which belonged to a hard-fisted man named Elias Lacy.
"Say, we ought to call on old Lacy and give him a scare," said Randy, coming to a halt near the farmhouse.
"It would serve him right!" answered Fred, promptly.
None of the Rovers had a kindly feeling for Elias Lacy, for the reason that the old man had once caught them getting chestnuts from a tree on the corner of his farm and had made them give up all the nuts they had gathered and had then threatened them with the law if they dared to set foot on his premises again.
"I know you cadets," he had snarled. "You are all a pack of petty thieves! I want you to keep away from here."
He had suffered a great deal, some cadets, including Slugger Brown and Nappy Martell, having at various times robbed him of his cherries, his strawberries, and some melons. Of these depredations, however, the Rovers knew nothing.
"Maybe Lacy isn"t around," remarked Jack. "He may have gone to town."
They knew that the old man was a bachelor. He had two young men working for him, and also a woman who came in during the day to do the housework, but all of these went home at night.
"I see somebody moving around the house now," answered Randy. "It"s Lacy, too!"
"Let"s knock on the door and pretend we are young ladies in distress,"
cried Randy. "Come on! I wonder what he"ll do?"
"Don"t ask him for any money. He won"t give you a cent," chuckled Fred.
"Let"s tell him some tramps stopped us and that we want him to go out and fight the fellows," suggested one cadet. "That will show how brave a man Lacy is. We can take off our masks."
So it was arranged, and in a minute more the boys were all on the front piazza of the farmhouse ringing the old doorbell. There was a sound within, and in a moment more Elias Lacy came to the door with a lamp in one hand.
"What do you want?" he asked in astonishment, when he saw what looked to be a number of well-dressed girls confronting him.
"Oh, Mr. Lacy, won"t you please protect us?" pleaded Randy, in his best feminine voice.
"Three murderous tramps are after us!" gasped Andy. "Oh, dear! I know I shall faint!"
"The tramps wanted to rob us!" cried Jack.
"They are just outside your fence," put in Fred. "Please go out and chase them away."
Elias Lacy was staggered. He placed his lamp on a little table near by, and looked in wonder at the crowd before him.
"Three tramps, eh? An" goin" to rob you? Why, I never heard of sech a thing!" he shrilled. "Mebbe I"d better git my gun."
"Oh, yes! yes! Get your gun, by all means! Get your gun! And maybe you"d better get a sword, too!" cried Randy.
"Yes! Or a knife or a--a--razor," put in Andy.
"Now, now! don"t git so excited!" cried the old man, for the boys insisted upon clinging to his arms and to his shoulders. "Them tramps ain"t goin" to eat you up."
He was short-sighted, and, as the lamplight was poor, he had not noticed the boys" somewhat crude make-up. He hurried into a room and came forth presently carrying a shotgun. Then he walked back into his kitchen.
"Great Caesar! he"s got his gun all right enough," said Jack in a low voice.
"Maybe he"ll use it on us when he discovers the trick," returned Fred.
"I"ll git my lantern, an" then we kin go after them tramps," announced Elias Lacy; and in a moment more he reappeared with a smoky lantern and started for the front door. "Come on, an" show me where them tramps are," he said, determinedly.
CHAPTER XXV
OFF ON A HUNT
"Say, as soon as we are outdoors let us give him the ha-ha and run away," whispered Fred to the others.
"Oh, no! Let"s have some more fun," pleaded Randy. "Why! the sport has just begun!"
"That"s it!" came from his twin.
"Don"t forget we are due at the Hall," remonstrated Jack.
"Now then, show me them tramps!" cried Elias Lacy, as the whole crowd went outdoors and towards the front gate.
"Oh, protect us! Please protect us!" shrieked Randy, and caught hold of the old man"s coat-tails.
"Don"t let the tramps abduct us! I don"t want to live with any tramp! I want to marry a millionaire!" screamed Andy, and began to cling so close to Elias Lacy that the old man could hardly move forward.
The twins cut up so that the others had all they could do to keep from laughing. One boy began to snicker, but promptly clapped his hand over his mouth.
"Don"t hang on to me," ordered the old farmer. "I can"t use my gun if you clutch my arm like that," and he tried to shake the twins off.
"Oh, there they are--behind the bushes!" screamed Randy, suddenly, pointing off to the left.
"Where?" demanded the old man, holding his lantern over his head. "I don"t see nothin"."
"There they are!" screamed Andy. "They"ve got pistols, too! Oh, save us! Save us!"