Chapter 383: A Group of Madmen
Translator: Alsey Editor: Chrissy
"She"s gone. She"s disappeared so quickly!"
The black yak, the Manchurian Tiger, and the others were somewhat tipsy as they walked out to send off the lady with their gazes. In the end, they discovered that she had completely vanished.
This was simply too fast!
It seemed as if she had teleported. Her lithe and attractive figure was clearly visible moments ago but had disappeared within the blink of an eye.
Chu Feng had just activated his fiery eyes when he felt a sharp pain as if being p.r.i.c.ked by needles. He only saw a flash of lightning streak past before everything returned to normal.
This sister"s divine instincts were too terrifying. She was on guard and circulated a secret technique to suppress his eye ability, rendering him unable to focus his gaze.
"How regretful!" Chu Feng muttered to himself.
"Aren"t you afraid that you"ll grow a sty?!" The toad grinned. It already knew about Chu Feng"s eye ability. It secretly criticized Chu Feng"s recklessness. He actually dared think about looking at that fairy sister"s true body?
"Your thoughts are too filthy." Chu Feng was blus.h.i.+ng as he said this and slapped the toad in pa.s.sing.
"Oww!"
The toad cried out in agony. Its head was in pain and there were stars in its eyes. It was momentarily infuriated. Was there any justice left in this world?! It was clearly Chu Feng who had peeked with his cheap eyes. How come it was being accused of being filthy? This was a cla.s.sic case of the thief shouting thief!
"Chu Feng, this grandpa will fight it out with you!"
Apparently, this struggle was completely useless. The toad suffered a bout of beating for nothing. It was fairly dissatisfied that a stately divine beast was actually being beaten up by a human.
"One day, we"ll enter the other starry seas and strike it rich!" Chu Feng glanced at the toad and laughed.
"What are you planning to do?!" The toad edged backwards.
"At that time, we"ll join divine beast fights!" Chu Feng smiled.
"d.a.m.n your grandpa!" The toad stomped its feet. Its temper was as explosive as thunder and immediately began to practice the toad style on Chu Feng.
The group left Shuntian.
They had become quite "down-to-earth" after drinking, having fun and rolling in the red dust of the mortal world. They would go to restaurants, clubs, and various taverns to drink all types of wine and liquors.
How should the sovereign descend on earth? After leaving Shuntian, they became somewhat sober in the night wind.
The lady"s family roamed the starry oceans, betted ultimate stones, watched divine beast fights, and hung out with the imperial fairies in the cosmos. Compared to those people, they were simply too far away.
"Strength is everything. We should go ask for some "donations" from the corporations. Back then, a group of people wanted to kidnap me, so we should go and pay them a visit and perhaps "borrow" a few things from their treasury," said Chu Feng.
When they were on Mount Wudang, a group of people had raided them during the night in order to capture him. Back then, everyone thought he was crippled.
The Wudang Grandmaster had said that a fist art grandmaster from the previous generation had come personally and that the person was even older than him. This person had attacked from the dark and he wasn"t the only one either.
That night, the old grandmaster has sensed the enemy"s blood energy. One of them came from the Baji School and was almost 130 years old. This person had practiced the first arts to a divine level and used to be unrivaled in every direction.
There was one more person from the Bagua School. He possessed blood energy comparable to the ocean and his fist arts had formed a terrifying divine ability.
Chu Feng had always coveted these ancient fist manuals and now he had a righteous reason to go walk up and comprehend them.
"Of course, we also have to pay those corporations a visit in pa.s.sing. I have to borrow some things from them," said Chu Feng.
"I like this idea. The corporations are the best! This golden arhat Buddhist staff was taken from their treasury." The black yak nodded fervently.
The Manchurian Tiger also agreed. "Correct. These b.a.s.t.a.r.ds are too evil. They added fuel to the flames after the fall of Kunlun, and now the mountain is being jointly administered by many parties. We should collect some interest now."
Previously, when the host of Kunlun demons encountered difficult times and lost their levels, they left Kunlun and hid themselves. This caused the mountain to change owners.
It could be said that the corporations exerted much effort to jointly rule over Kunlun with the Hollow Jade Temple and the marine race, kicking out the original people.
After their recovery, people like the old llama were now negotiating with them in order to have them move away.
"Oh, I"m sure the people on Mount Kunlun will be tactful enough to leave after we finish visiting all the places," the old donkey added.
"Yellow Ox, what kind of special ingredients do we need to refine medicine?" Chu Feng asked.
He didn"t really want to kick up a b.l.o.o.d.y storm this time. He only wanted to go and look for some valuable items in a friendly manner, strengthening himself in pa.s.sing.
Presently, he had picked a fair number of mutant fruits enough to let a person sever his sixth shackle. He wanted to borrow the power of the Revered Eight Trigrams Furnace on Mount Zhijin to refine medicine.
A mixture of various mutant fruits with the addition of materials like roc blood might result in an extraordinary medicine. It might even allow them to evolve once again.
"Divine beast blood. This is the key ingredient that can transform something rotten into a miracle. But this item is simply too valuable and normal people would never be willing to use it," Yellow Ox said slowly.
They had some worries before. Even though the Dark Roc King"s body possessed some ancestral blood and the extraterrestrial tiger produced a ma.s.s of silver blood, it wasn"t a lot.
That was because the true blood within their bodies was too rare and impure.
"But now, there"s nothing to worry about because were have no shortage of the most important divine beast blood!" Yellow Ox glanced at the toad.
The toad became momentarily restless. It glared at Yellow Ox without much confidence and said, "Little kid. What are you looking at? Careful or this grandpa will beat you black and blue!"
Its face was currently distorted and couldn"t be restored. It appeared somewhat unsightly, a stark difference from the beautiful and delicate yellow ox. They seemed to be on two extremes of the spectrum.
Yellow Ox curled his small hand in a challenging gesture.
"Correct, we"re not lacking in divine beast blood!" Everyone nodded and began to laugh.
"Grandpa won"t play with you anymore!" The toad was apprehensive and immediately began to scuttle away.
Unfortunately, it was grabbed by Chu Feng and forcefully pressed down.
"Ah… I"m a divine beast from the number one clan on earth. Who dares touch me? Sister fairy, save me!" the toad screamed its lungs out with a voice akin to wailing ghosts.
"What are you shouting for? We only need you to contribute some blood after we find the required ingredients. At that time, you"ll get a share of medicinal fluids and pills. It"ll definitely help you evolve."
"Nonsense! I"m contributing divine beast blood here. Will your pills be able to cover my losses?" The toad wasn"t satisfied.
"Didn"t you see so many milk cows grazing on the pasture today? What do they eat? Only gra.s.s. The same goes for you. You"re providing divine beast blood but you"ll be able to replenish it by eating some random things."
The toad was furious after hearing this, "Madman Chu, aren"t you too lacking in integrity? This grandpa will fight it out with you. Are you really taking me as a milk cow?!"
"Behave yourself! Too noisy!" the black yak said.
The toad glanced sideways and said, "Ah, aren"t you a cow? Why haven"t I seen you produce any milk?! Such a big body should be able to produce a large amount of milk. Why haven"t I even seen a single drop?"
One had to say that its mouth was simply asking for it.
The black yak was in his human form. After hearing this, his face became completely dark and wanted nothing more than to bite the toad to death.
"Moo!"
Bang, bang, bang…
"d.a.m.ned cow! You dare ambush me. Watch this grandpa"s "Striking The Cow From Over The Mountains" attack! I can hit you all the same even with a Manchurian Tiger in between. This is a peerless art!"
"Roar!" The Manchurian Tiger roared, "Little tadpole, are you courting death?!"
The toad was flung away with a swollen face. "Your mother! So, the legends are true. One can"t afford to touch the tiger"s b.u.t.t. I only wanted to "Strike The Cow Over The Mountain". What are you so worked up for?!"
"Moo!"
"Roar!"
"Croak!"
"Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw…"
"Grandson, who are you calling your son? You dare use that underhanded donkey hoof to kick me?! This grandpa will beat you to death! Croak!"
The whole place was in chaos as they fought amongst each other.
Chu Feng was momentarily distressed.
Yellow Ox was quite calm. He only watched the liveliness from afar and reminded everyone, saying, "This toad is provoking everyone on purpose because it wants to run away during the chaos. You lot should beat it up ruthlessly."
"You little ox! You"re too cruel. Come and fight one-on-one with me if you dare! Oh, mommy! Hey, don"t hit the face. I"ll fight it out with whoever dares attack my handsome face. Dammit, Manchurian Tiger, are you looking for death? Ah! You milkless black milk cow, are you tired of living?!"
…
Later on, peace resumed for Chu Feng. He sat on the Golden Condor King along with Yellow OX and sat watching them torment the toad.
Finally, the miserable toad who wanted to provoke everyone and run away in the chaos was taken down by Yellow Ox"s words and received a beating.
"Dammit, it"s lamentable that this grandpa"s peerlessly handsome face, unmatched in the whole cosmos, has been beaten into an unrecognizable state. Oh mommy, how painful!"
The toad"s face was originally distorted due to a single finger flick from the lady of Mount Longhu. Currently, he was even more unbearable—black eyes, banana lips, and a large bulge on the forehead—its face was swollen like a pig.
"How satisfying!" The upper border of the black yak"s face was also purple, but he was content.
"You milkless cow!" the toad turned around and shouted.
Immediately, the black yak"s face darkened once again due to the intense displeasure. His nose was spewing white gas. d.a.m.n your grandpa! This wretched toad was just asking for a whipping!
Along the way, Chu Feng left the procession for a moment and went to visit Qingyang Village at the base of Mount Taihang.
He secretly met up with Grandpa Zhao and left him some mutant fruits. He was the one who gave Chu Feng the Thunderous Bow.
He then went to the grocery store and secretly met Uncle Liu, also leaving him some mutant fruits.
Back then, these two old men were no different from his relatives.
Chu Feng left quickly and returned swiftly. This wasn"t the first time he had come back here, but he did so in secret so as not to cause trouble for the old men.
During the following days, the various corporations were anxious and alarmed. They stated that this madman Chu Feng was like a bandit who had come to commence a robbery. He had brought a number of beasts with him and was like the pa.s.sage of a locust swarm.
This time, he was extremely amiable. He didn"t attack and kill at the corporations like last time, but instead politely asked to borrow a few things from their treasury. He was even more despicable.
He had actually taken away a number of domain books and isolated chapters. This made Chu Feng feel as if he had obtained invaluable treasures.
Regretfully, he was unable to find the location of the Baji School and the Bagua School. He really wanted to exchange pointers with those 130-year-old grandmasters.
"The locust swarm is here. People everywhere are transferring their treasuries because the b.a.s.t.a.r.d Chu Feng had s.n.a.t.c.hed away the heavenly master"s notebook discovered by the Archaic Alliance. How hateful!"
"How hateful! A white jade bamboo scroll was just taken away by Chu Feng. Why didn"t everyone warn us sooner so that we can prepare?!"
Chu Feng acted madly and robbed everything along his way like a swarm of locusts. He wanted to refine medicines and evolve rapidly.
"Yellow Ox, what are we missing?!"
"We"re still lacking the most critical ingredient, a thunderstruck tree. It"s best if we can obtain a thousand-year-old peach tree that had survived after a lightning strike. Naturally, other thunderstruck trees will also do."
Yellow Ox told him that such thunderstruck trees had survived despite being destroyed by lightning. They contained a strand of natural vitality which would be very useful in refining medicine. It can ensure the success of the pill.
However, they were unable to find it even after a complete round of robbery.
Before long, the Dragoness sent a letter to Chu Feng saying that there were thunderstruck trees in the eastern sea and that Chu Feng could take as many as he needed. That was because a big part of the true dragon"s lair was constructed with thunderstruck trees?
Chu Feng was dumbfounded after hearing this. The true dragon"s lair was wholly constructed with thunderstruck trees?
The deep dark outer s.p.a.ce.
At this time, specks of golden light were s.h.i.+ning within the cold and deep cosmos. The outline of an enormous battles.h.i.+p had appeared.
Boom!
It opened fire and immediately destroyed a star in front of it.
Peace was destroyed as terror spread across the starry skies.
One could see a huge swarm of densely packed battles.h.i.+ps appearing behind the gigantic one. They were almost blotting out the whole starry sky.
Before long, they leaped through s.p.a.ce again and exited from a wormhole in the solar system, their target: Earth!
A tempest of an enormous scale was destined to happen!