"No doubt, but what would you do with this gnome-man"s land?" Raegel said. Mixun winced and changed the subject.
By night, lights appeared to the north-colored and, in some cases, blinking. Mixun was sure the Enstar pirates were signaling the lugger on their tail. He hunted through the gnomes" trash heap, looking for a suitable weapon. He found a staff of seasoned wood and lashed Tamaro"s dagger to it, making a workable spear. It seemed mighty inadequate for defending an island three miles long from an unknown number of pirates.
Dawn came with slate gray clouds towering in the southwest, and the low green coast of Enstar was in sight. It was warm enough now for Mixun to discard his mantle and go about in his shirt. He sat atop the slowly melting ridge, watching the sea. There were now two luggers tailing them. The wind had died when the sun rose, but the luggers had run out oars and were rowing to keep up with the iceberg.
The sun broke through the thick clouds a while later, filling the translucent ice with fiery brilliance. Glowing like a diamond, the ice began to melt more rapidly.
Streams of water ran off the upper surfaces into the sea. Mixun cupped his hands under one stream and drank the runoff. It was good water.
With the warming, the gnomes" devices suffered. Ice-block houses collapsed, and the paddling machines began to work loose from their mountings. One by one they had to be shut down and the axles reburied in firmer ice. The berg"s forward momentum was great, but it soon slowed down. Currents around the cape started pushing the berg toward land.
While the gnomes were busy repairing their paddle machines, more ships appeared out of Enstar. Mixun counted twenty vessels, luggers, galleons, even a captured caravel or two. They all wore dark blue sails, which marked them as pirates as surely as any formal ensign.
Raegel scrambled up the slippery slope and saw the flotilla coming. "This ought to be something," he said.
"You seem mighty calm."
"I don"t think we"re in much danger."
"How can you say that? Look!"
Raegel smiled. "Relax, will you, Mix? Have faith in our little hosts."
Scowling, Mixun slid down the north slope of the ridge and hurried east, to the stern of the iceberg. The pirate fleet was ma.s.sing there. The largest ship, a caravel with a gilded figurehead, took the lead. Sunlight glinted from the caravel"s tops and forecastle. The pirates were inspecting them with spygla.s.ses.
Mixun kept low, creeping along crevices and cracks in the ice. All were full of water, which made his progress uncomfortable. A few hundred paces from the end of the floe, he settled into a niche between two streaming ice boulders and watched the pirates close cautiously. Before long they were near enough for him to hear the thump of oarlocks, and the shouted commands of individual ship"s masters.
Where were the gnomes? They were about to be invaded, and not one of them was in sight!
Mixun watched anxiously as a single lugger under oars approached the tail of the iceberg. The mighty island of ice was riding easily in the waves, bobbing far less than the small ship coming up to it. The edge of the floe stood well above the lugger"s rail, a good seven feet above the surface of the ocean. At once Mixun saw the pirates" dilemma-how would they get on the berg?
After some deliberation, the pirates resorted to ropes and grappling hooks. Mixun crept out from his hiding place, spear ready. Crouched low, he couldn"t see the pirates, but from the grunting he reckoned some of them were climbing the ropes. He used the dagger to chip out the tines of the imbedded hooks. Both ropes whipped free, and with loud cries, the pirates tumbled into the water.
Grinning, Mixun waited to see if they tried again. Sure enough, three hooks clattered onto the ice shelf and bit into the gleaming surface. He hurried to the first one. The three hooks were widely s.p.a.ced. Mixun was hard pressed to dig out all three. The first pulled free and fell, then the second. Before he could reach the third, a pirate gained the top of the iceberg. Their eyes met.
"Ai!" the fork-bearded buccaneer cried. "There"s someone here!"
Mixun whacked the man on the chin with the shaft of his spear, sending him plummeting to the deck of the lugger below. In response, archers loosed arrows at Mixun. None hit, but they flicked disturbingly close. He dodged away, arrows splintering on the ice at his heels.
"Alarm! Alarm!" he shouted. "Pirates! Pirates on the iceberg!"
He didn"t think there was anyone to hear him, but he hoped to make the brigands wary to follow him. Back in his hidden vantage point, he saw more lines thrown up. In minutes, fifteen well-armed pirates were on the ice. Since they had bows, it was foolish for Mixun to try and fight them, so he beat a retreat over the slick, melting hillocks for help.
He hadn"t gone half a mile before he ran into Raegel and a band of gnomes laden with mysterious (and probably pointless) equipment.
"Pirates!" Mixun exclaimed, grasping his friend by the arms. "They"re here!"
"Hear that, boys? Go get "em," Raegel said.
The gnomes broke ranks and streamed around the stationary men.
"You"re sending them to their deaths," Mixun protested. "They aren"t even armed!"
"What do you mean? That"s the Emergency Committee for Iceberg Defense. They"re armed enough." Raegel"s blue-gray eyes danced with inner laughter. "Come and see."
On a plateau above the end of the berg, the gnomes deployed their strange hardware. Mixun saw canvas hoses and bright metal tubing, windla.s.ses and bags of salt.
Gnomes circled the flattened area, tapping the ice with small bra.s.s hammers. Now and then one would crow, "Found one!" and another gnome would mark the spot with a colored stake hammered into place.
Looking beyond them, Raegel and Mixun saw the pirates, now more than thirty strong, ma.s.sing at the eastern tip of the berg.
"Better get ready," Raegel said. Thehoss of the Committee-their old savior Wheeler-waved and shouted orders to his helpers.
Augers bit into the ice where the colored stakes had been driven. The drills were withdrawn and bronze pipes six inches wide were shoved into the holes. Bags of salt were cut open and the contents dumped into the tubes. When that was done, hoses were clamped to the tube and attached to the windla.s.s powered machines. More hoses protruded from the other side of the devices, and teams of gnomes grabbed onto them, pointing them at the oncoming foe.
"Begin!" cried Wheeler.
Gangs of small, st.u.r.dy arms turned the cranks. The machines wheezed and burped. Wheeler called for more speed, and the gnomes raced around the crankshafts. Gradually, the hoses bellied. Mixun looked to Raegel for an explanation. Raegel just pointed.
The center team fired first. A jet of water burst from the open end of their hose, arcing off the plateau and striking the ice ahead of the pirates. The men withdrew a few steps, unsure what they were facing. Then one pirate doffed his hat and caught some of the stream in it.
He tasted it and laughed. "It"s just seawater!"
It wasn"t seawater, but salted fresh water. Raegel explained the gnomes" plan as Wheeler had explained it to him. The many hollows in the ice had, over the past few days, filled with melted water. By adding salt, the gnomes made sure the water stayed liquid while pumping it out.
"What good will spraying water at them do?" Mixun said, despairing. He didn"t have long to find out.
Laughing, the pirates advanced. More gnome pumps spewed forth, and they focused on the front rank of pirates. The flow was hard, but not hard enough to knock the men down. It didn"t have to. The pirates came on a few paces and began to fall. They couldn"t walk on ice doused with salt water. They fell, got up, fell again, and kept falling. The archers tried to pick off the gnomes with arrows, but once they were drenched, their weapons were useless. Mixun let out a whoop.
"You"ve not seen anything yet!" declared Wheeler. "Special Super Pumps, on!"
Levers were thrown and the machines almost leaped off the ground. Hoses bulged, and the gnomes holding them down danced madly to keep their feet. Water roared out at many times the previous pressure. Now the pirates were washed away. A pair of streams. .h.i.t one man and carried him several yards. He hit the ice sitting down and continued to slide until he shot off the end of the berg, into the sea. He soon had plenty of company. A dozen more pirates were sluiced into the ocean. Wheeler and the gnomes cheered.
Then things went wrong. The pump on the far right burst apart under the pressure, soaking everyone in the vicinity and sending fragments of jagged metal whizzing dangerously through the air. The gnomes on the third hose lost their grip, and the tube began thrashing about wildly, like a living thing. A portion of its powerful stream hit Mixun in the chest and knocked him down bereft of breath. Raegel helped him stand.
A second pump exploded, and the gnomes abandoned the rest. They ran for their lives, shouting "Hydrodynamics! Hydrodynamics!" over and over as they fled. Mixun decided Hydrodynamics must be the patron deity of the gnomes.
Sodden and shaking, the remaining pirates managed to stand. Seeing only Raegel and Mixun opposing them, they uttered fearsome oaths and vowed revenge. They slopped their way back to their ropes and climbed down to their ship. Signal flags fluttered from the lugger"s mast. More pennants appeared on the pirate flagship"s yards, and the fleet cracked on sail. At first the men hoped the pirates were departing, but this was not so. The blue-sheeted ships crossed behind the drifting iceberg and forged ahead.
"They"re making for Nevermind South," Mixun said.
"How do you know?"
"It"s the only place on the floe with a beach. Their scouts must have seen it. They tried to surprise us by landing on the tail here, but since that"s failed, they"re going for the jugular."
Mixun"s grim metaphor seemed apt. He gripped his makeshift spear, hands tingling for a fight. How he missed the clash and clang of deathly combat!
He stood up to strike a martial pose, slipped on the watery ice, and fell flat on his face.
The sky was heavy and darkening, threatening to storm, but the wind favored the Enstar pirates, and by the time Mixun and Raegel managed to stumble back to the village, it was all over. Scores of longboats were in the water, each deeply laden with fierce buccaneers. The gnomes had no defense to offer.
Raegel was all for hiding in the ice, but Mixun took his comrade by the ear and dragged him forward to help defend the gnomes. Here was his chance to perish gloriously in action.
All that really happened was his spear was taken away from him while he was picking himself up off the ice. Raegel sat down, crossed his legs, and waited what would be. Pirates forced the angry Mixun to kneel in a puddle of cold water, a brace of sharp swords at his back.
A stout, gorgeously dressed fellow wearing a gilded breastplate and a stolen Solamnic helm clumped ash.o.r.e. As the most grandly dressed buccaneer in sight, they took him to be the pirate chieftain. He looked over the a.s.sembled ma.s.s of gnomes and scowled.
"Is this all?" he boomed. No one answered. "Who commands here?"
The Chief Designer elbowed his way to the forefront, hands still full of drawings and computations. He began his stupendously long name, but the master pirate snarled and cut him short. Mixun, for one, was grateful.
"I am Artagor, son of Artavash," the pirate said. "Consider yourselves taken. What loot have you?"
"Loot?" said the Chief Designer.
"Gold, steel, gems, silks, furs, strong drink! Where is it?"
"We have no gold or gems, O Son of Artavash. We have some steel tools, which we need, but we do have some furs about somewhere. If you"re cold, we do have a special warming lotion-"
"Silence!" He drew a long, curved cutla.s.s and laid the blade on the Chief Designer"s shoulder. "Rile me, and I"ll have your head."
"If you need a head, mine has a larger cranial capacity," said the gnome on the Chief Designer"s left.
"Rubbish and rot!" said the gnome behind him. "My cranial dimensions are much greater than yours, plus I have the Wingerish Fever!"
Like a match to tinder, the claim to having the biggest head spread through the gnomes until all one thousand of them were shouting and waving calipers, trying to prove that they had the largest skull around. Artagor roared impotently for quiet. He might as well have shouted at a waterfall.
He raised his ugly blade to strike down the Chief Designer. Before he could do so, Mixun evaded his distracted guards and caught the pirate chiefs wrist.
"Don"t do that," he said mildly.
Artagor glared and tried to free his hand. To his surprise, the smaller man"s grip was hard to break. When a trio of sailors closed in to aid their chief, Mixun released him.
For all his previous bl.u.s.ter, Artagor held his temper in check and said, "Who are you, sirrah? I take you for a man of arms. You"re not with these mad tinkers, are you?"
"No indeed," said Mixun. "They"re with me."
Raegel gnawed his lip and said nothing. He"d worked with Mixun long enough to know when his partner had a scheme working.
Artagor laid the dull side of his cutla.s.s on his shoulder. "Explain yourself, and be quick."
"I am Mixundantalus of Sanction, and this is my colleague, Count Raegel." The redhead gave the pirate chief a jaunty nod. "We hired these gnomes. They work for us."
"Doin" what?"
"Harvesting ice, of course."
Artagor looked from Mixun to the mob of gnomes arrayed around them. The little folk were quieter than they ever had been, standing and watching the humans with clear, unblinking eyes-a thousand pairs. Artagor tugged at his beard.
"It changes nothing," the pirate declared, unnerved by the gnomes sudden, quiet attention. "You"re all my prisoners. I want all your valuables gathered here"- he stabbed the ice with the point of his blade- "within the hour. You two will be my guarantees. I want no gnomish nonsense!"
"Of course not," said Raegel, standing at last. "Take what you will, excellent Artagor."
The pirates ransacked Nevermind South with brisk, professional thoroughness. The results were disappointing. A small heap of metal trinkets, mostly steel, grew in front of the impatient chief. As time pa.s.sed and the pile did not progress, he began to roar again.
"What"s this?" he bellowed, gesturing to the modest haul of swag. "All you tinkers, and this is all the metal you"ve got? And you, from Sanction-if you"re the paymaster, where"s your pay chest?"
"The gnomes are working on account," Raegel said smoothly. "They"re to be paid off when we reach our destination."
"Which is where?"
Mixun opened his mouth, so Raegel let him answer. "Sancrist Isle, of course."
A pirate wearing a mate"s cap ran up. "That"s all, captain. There"s no more to find."
Artagor shoved the young buccaneer away roughly.
"They"ve hidden their loot!" he declared. "I"ll have it out of them, one way or t"other!"
Torture on his mind, he ordered a fire laid. The pirates tried, but there was no dry wood or tinder on the iceberg, and the ice beneath their feet was too cold and wet to allow a flame anyway. As Artagor consulted his mental repertoire of brutality, lightning flashed overhead.
Slipper sidled up to Mixun. "Sir," he whispered. Mixun discreetly waved the gnome aside. "Sir," said Slipper, more insistently.
"What is it? Can"t you see we"re all in peril?"
"It"s going to storm, sir."
"I can see that!"
More lightning crackled overhead. The wind shifted direction, died, then started again from the opposite side of the compa.s.s.
"There"s going to be a cyclone," Slipper muttered.
Mixun shot a look at the smallest of the gnomes. "Are you sure?"
"Barometric readings do not lie."
As usual, Mixun had no idea what Slipper was talking about, but he believed him. The wind was increasing in strength out of the southwest. It was so balmy the ice around them began to visibly soften and lose its shape. Artagor was shouting for wood to build a pair of frames. Mixun understood he intended to hang him and Raegel by their feet and question them about hidden treasure.
Thunder boomed. The first fat drops of rain landed, followed quickly by an almost sideways sheet of wind-driven rain.
Signal flags whipped from the masts of every pirate ship. The lesser captains pleaded with Artagor to allow them to withdraw, lest the storm drive them into the ice island.
"I"ll not be cheated of my booty!" Artagor cried. "Not by the likes of them!"
"You already have been!" Mixun shouted back. "This is no natural storm! The gnomes have ways, devices, to influence the weather! Go now, Captain, before your fleet is destroyed!"
At his words, the pirates bolted for their boats. Artagor dithered a moment, then raised his sword. "I"ll not leave you to boast how you bested Artagor!"