""Tain"t that," Bugsey said frankly. "I am glad my Uncle Bill is dead, cos it would be an awful thing for her to bury him if he wasn"t!"
Mrs. Shenstone sat down quickly and looked anxiously around her brother"s family.
"John," she said, "they"re all right wise, are they?"
"Oh, I guess so," he answered cheerfully, "as far as we can tell yet, anyway."
At supper she was given the cushioned chair and the cup and saucer that had no crack. She made a quick pa.s.s with her hand and slipped something under the edge of her plate, and it was only the keen eyes of Danny, sitting beside her, that saw what had happened, and even he did not believe what he had seen until, leaning out of his chair, he looked searchingly into his aunt"s face.
"She"s tuck out her teeth!" he cried. "I saw her."
Pearlie endeavoured to quiet Danny, but Mrs. Shenstone was by no means embarra.s.sed. "You see, Jane," she said to Mrs. Watson, "I just wear them when I go out. They"re real good-lookin" teeth, but they"re no good to chew with. There must be something wrong with them. Mother never could chew with them, either--they were mother"s, you know and I guess they couldn"t ha" been made right in the first place."
Patsey, who was waiting for the second table, came around and had a look at them.
"Them"s the kind to have, you bet," he said to Tommy, who was also one of the unemployed; "she can take them out if they ache, and let them ache as much as they"ve" a mind to." Tommy had had some experience with toothache, and spoke with feeling.
Mrs. Shenstone was a woman of uncertain age, and was of that variety of people who look as old when they are twenty-five as they will ever look. She was dressed in rusty mourning, which did not escape the sharp eyes of her young nephews.
"When did you say Uncle Bill died?" Jimmy asked.
"Just four weeks to-morrow," she said, and launched away into an elaborate description of Bill"s last hours.
"Did you get yer black dress then?" Mary asked, before Pearl could get her nudged into silence.
"No; I didn"t," Aunt Kate answered, not at all displeased with the question, as Pearl was afraid she might be. "I got this dress quite a while agone. I went into black when mother died, and I"ve never seen fit to lay it off. Folks would say to me: "Oh, Mrs. Shenstone, do lay off your mournin"," but I always said: "Mother"s still dead, isn"t she? and she"s just as dead as she ever was, isn"t she? Well, then, I"ll stick to my c.r.a.pe," says I; and besides, I knew all along that Bill was goin" sooner or later. He thought sometimes that he was gettin" better, but, land! you couldn"t fool me, him coughin" that dreadful hollow cough and never able to get under it, and I knew I was safe in stickin" to the black. I kept the veil and the black gloves and all laid away. They say keep a thing for seven years and you"ll find a use for it, if you"ve any luck at all. I kept mine just six years, and you see, they did come in good at last."
"I guess you were good and glad, weren"t you, Auntie?" asked Tommy.
Mrs. Watson and Pearl apologized as best they could for Tommy.
"That"s all right, now, Jane," Mrs. Shenstone said, chuckling toothlessly; "youngsters will out with such things, and, now since you"ve asked me, Tommy, I am not what you"d call real glad, though I am glad poor Bill"s gone where there ain"t no consumption, but I miss him every minute. You see, he"s been with me sittin" in his chair for the last four years, as I sat beside him sewin", and he was great company, Bill was, for all he was so sick; for he had great sperrits, and could argue somethin" surprisin" and grand. "You"re a good girl, Katie," was the last words he ever said. I never was no hand to make a big palaver, so just as soon as the funeral was over I went right on with my sewin" and finished up everything I had in the house, for I needed the money to pay the expenses; and, besides, I made the first payment on the stone--it"s a lovely one, John, cost me $300, but I don"t mind that. I just wish Bill could see it. I often wish now I had set it up before he went, it would ha" pleased him so. Bill was real fond of a nice grave, that is, fixed up nice--he took such an interest in the sweet alyssum we had growin" in the garden, and he showed me just how he wanted it put on the grave. He wanted a horseshoe of it acrost the grave with B. S. inside, made of pansies.
You see B. S. stands for Bill Shenstone, Blacksmith!
"He was a real proud man, yer Uncle Bill was, and him just a labourin" man, livin" by his anvil. Mind you, when I made him overalls I always had to put a piece of stuff out on the woodpile to fade fer patches. Bill never could bear to look at a patch of new stuff put on when the rest was faded."
"Well, he couldn"t see the patch, could he, auntie?" Jimmy asked, making a shrewd guess at the location of it.
"Maybe he couldn"t," Bill"s wife answered proudly. "But he knew it was there."
"Where he wuz now?" Danny asked, his mind still turning to the ultimate destiny.
Mrs. Shenstone did not at once reply, and the children were afraid that her silence boded ill for Bill"s present happiness. She stirred her tea absent-mindedly. "If there"s a quiet field up in heaven, with elm-trees around it," she said at last; "elm-trees filled with singin" birds, a field that slopes down maybe to the River of Life, a field that they want ploughed, Bill will be there with old Bess and Doll, steppin" along in the new black furrow in his bare feet, singin":
There"s a city like a bride, just beyond the swellin" tide.
He always said that would be heaven for him "thout no harp or big procession, and I am sure Bill would never hear to a crown or such as that. Bill was a terrible quiet man, but a better-natured man never lived. So I think, Tommy, that your Uncle Bill is ploughin" down on the lower eighty, where maybe the marsh marigolds and b.u.t.tercups bloom all the year around--there"s a hymn that says somethin" about everlasting spring abides and never witherin" flowers, so I take it from that that the ploughin" is good all the year around, and that"ll just suit Bill."
When the meal was over, Aunt Katie complacently patted her teeth back into place. "I never like no one to see me without them," she said, "exceptin" my own folks. I tell you, I suffer agonies when there"s a stranger in for a meal. Now, Jane, let"s git the children to bed.
Mary and Pearl, you do the dishes. Hustle, you young lads, git off your boots now and scoot for bed. I never could bear the clatter of children. Come here, and I"ll loosen your laces"--this to Bugsey, who sat staring at her very intently. "What"s wrong with you?" she exclaimed, struck by the intent look on his face.
"I"m just thinkin"," Bugsey answered, without removing his eyes from the knothole on the door.
"And what are you thinkin"?" she demanded curiously.
"I"m just thinkin" how happy my Uncle Bill must be up there...ploughin"...without any one to bother him."
Mrs. Shenstone turned to her brother and shook her head gravely: "Mind you, John," she said, "you"ll have to watch yon lad--he"s a deep one."
Aunt Kate had only been a few days visiting at her brother John"s when the children decided that something would have to be done. Aunt Kate was not an unmixed blessing, they thought.
"She"s got all cluttered up with bad habits, not havin" no family of her own to raise," Pearl said. "She wouldn"t jump up and screech every time the door slams if she"d been as used to noises as Ma is, and this talk about her nerves bein" all unstrung is just plain silly--and as for her not sleepin" at nights, she sleeps as sound as any of us. She says she hears every strike of the clock all night long, and she thinks she does; but she doesn"t, I know. Anyway, I"m afraid Ma will get to be like her if we don"t get her stopped."
"Ma backed her up to-day when she said my face was dirty just after I had washed it, so she did," Mary said with a grieved air.
Nearly every one of them had some special grievance against Aunt Kate.
"Let"s make her sign a Charta," Tommy said, "like they did with John."
The idea became immensely popular.
"She won"t sign it," said Bugsey, the pessimist. "Let her dare to not," said Jimmy gravely, "and she shall know that the people are the king."
Pearl said that it would do no harm to draw up the paper anyway, so a large sheet of brown paper was found, and Pearl spread it on the floor. Mrs. Watson and Aunt Kate had gone downtown, so every person felt at liberty to speak freely. Pearl wasn"t sure of the heading and so wrote:
Mrs. Kate Shenstone
Please take notice of these things, and remember them to do them, and much good will follow here and hereafter.
She read it over to the others, and everybody was well pleased with it.
After receiving suggestions from all, the following by-laws were recommended to govern the conduct of Aunt Kate in future:
1. Keep your nerves strung.
2. Don"t screech at every little noise. It don"t help none.
3. Don"t make n.o.body wash when they are already done so.
4. Sleep at night, snore all you want to, we don"t stay awake to listen to you.
5. Don"t bust yourself to think of things for us to do. We kep the wood-box full long before we ever saw you, also waterpail and other errings.
6. Don"t make remarks on freckles. We have them, and don"t care, freckles is honourable. (This was Jimmy"s contribution.) 7. Don"t always say you won"t live long, we don"t mind, only Mrs.
Jane Watson is picking it up now from you. We don"t like it, it ain"t cheerful.
8. Don"t interfere about bedtime. We don"t with you.
9. Don"t tell about children raised in idleness that turned out bad. It ain"t cheerful, and besides we"re not.