Come!
AUBREY.
Well!
DRUMMLE.
It so happens that to-night I was exceptionally early in dressing for dinner.
MISQUITH.
For which dinner--the fish and cutlet?
DRUMMLE.
For _this_ dinner, of course--really, Frank! At a quarter to eight, in fact, I found myself tr.i.m.m.i.n.g my nails, with ten minutes to spare. Just then enter my man with a note--would I hasten, as fast as cab could carry me, to old Lady Orreyed in Bruton Street?--"sad trouble." Now, recollect, please, I had ten minutes on my hands, old Lady Orreyed was a very dear friend of my mother"s, and was in some distress.
AUBREY.
Cayley, come to the fish and cutlet?
MISQUITH _and_ JAYNE.
Yes, yes, and the pancake!
DRUMMLE.
Upon my word! Well, the scene in Bruton Street beggars description; the women servants looked scared, the men drunk; and there was poor old Lady Orreyed on the floor of her boudoir like Queen Bess among her pillows.
AUBREY.
What"s the matter?
DRUMMLE.
[_To everybody._] You know George Orreyed?
MISQUITH.
Yes.
JAYNE.
I"ve met him.
DRUMMLE.
Well, he"s a thing of the past.
AUBREY.
Not dead!
DRUMMLE.
Certainly, in the worst sense. He"s married Mabel Hervey.
MISQUITH.
What!
DRUMMLE.
It"s true--this morning. The poor mother showed me his letter--a dozen curt words, and some of those ill-spelt.
MISQUITH.
[_Walking up to the fireplace._] I"m very sorry.
JAYNE.
Pardon my ignorance--who _was_ Mabel Hervey?
DRUMMLE.
You don"t----? Oh, of course not. Miss Hervey--Lady Orreyed, as she now is--was a lady who would have been, perhaps has been, described in the reports of the Police or the Divorce Court as an actress. Had she belonged to a lower stratum of our advanced civilisation she would, in the event of judicial inquiry, have defined her calling with equal justification as that of a dressmaker. To do her justice, she is a type of a cla.s.s which is immortal. Physically, by the strange caprice of creation, curiously beautiful; mentally, she lacks even the strength of deliberate viciousness. Paint her portrait, it would symbolise a creature perfectly patrician; lance a vein of her superbly-modelled arm, you would get the poorest _vin ordinaire_! Her affections, emotions, impulses, her very existence--a burlesque! Flaxen, five-and-twenty, and feebly frolicsome; anybody"s, in less gentle society I should say everybody"s, property! That, doctor, was Miss Hervey who is the new Lady Orreyed. Dost thou like the picture?
MISQUITH.
Very good, Cayley! Bravo!
AUBREY.
[_Laying his hand on_ DRUMMLE"S _shoulder._] You"d scarcely believe it, Jayne, but none of us really know anything about this lady, our gay young friend here, I suspect, least of all.
DRUMMLE.
Aubrey, I applaud your chivalry.
AUBREY.
And perhaps you"ll let me finish a couple of letters which Frank and Jayne have given me leave to write. [_Returning to the writing-table._]
Ring for what you want, like a good fellow!
[AUBREY _resumes his writing._
MISQUITH.