It was a Monday morning about two months later and the Sheik was helping Hulda hang out the wash in the back of the Big Tent, his soul pondering in trepidation, even worry as one might say, regarding what Verbeena was contemplating, what she was ruminating with such open evidences of liking it, in her masterful, little, red-capped noodle.
Fear suddenly clutched him clamorously by the heart.
It rang in his brain--ding-a-ling, ding-a-ling-a-ling!
They were now stopping at the Sahara Golf club oasis which is really a mere suburb of Orange, very popular because the golf club oasis was the wettest on the desert. So near Orange! She could, she would----
"Allah save my skin," whispered the Sheik as best he could on account of the clothes-pins in his mouth as he was spearing Verbeena"s B.V.D."s to the line hanging low between the stately palms.
From time to time as the reversal of the role he played in her life came to his quivering lips in cries of "Allah, O, Allah, let up on me!" he had managed to steal a horse-whip or two and bury it in the sand until nearly all of them had disappeared. It was not consideration for the horses which had led to those depredations. And now the thought had come to him that they were so near Orange she might ride in herself or send forth a blindly obedient equerry thence to fetch a new supply of first quality, st.u.r.dy horsehide lashes.
"O," cried Sheik Amut fervently, "Allah, have a heart!"
But just about then other things happened to make his heart tick harder--like a grandfather"s clock.
He and Hulda dropped the wash to rush to the front of the tent where had arrived a messenger. Sure, on horseback.
"From Orange!" said the carrier dismounting.
"A communication for me?" asked the Sheik in his soft, mild tones.
"For you?" laughed the messenger, scornfully unloading two big bags.
"You! By Allah, stand aside and don"t make the sandworms laugh!
Where"s Queen Verbeena?"
"By the same Allah," returned the Sheik with a show of spirit, "unless your business is of prime importance I would not disturb her now. She is at her daily exercise within and cares never then to be interrupted."
"Why doesn"t she exercise with a horse?"
"Idiot, forbear lest she overhear. Besides, it"s not that sort of exercise at all. For three hours each morning she now spends her time making faces in the looking gla.s.s. For what purpose when I ask her of it, she orders me back into the open as being none of my Oriental d.a.m.ned business. What"s in the bags?"
"Letters--letters--thousands--all for her."
"Yet, by Allah, it is not Valentine"s day."
"True."
"No, but by Allah, it"s near the first month. I wonder what bills she"s been running up!" faltered the Sheik.
Now the letters--there is no use keeping a person"s readers waiting--were in reality, in response to an advertis.e.m.e.nt she had secretly placed in several theatrical newspapers. It had read:
"Famous Lost Lady on Sahara Open for Moving Picture Engagement.
No triflers. Address P. Oasis Box No. 17 via Orange."
The messenger was now bearing to Mrs. The Sheik Amut Ben Butler thirty thousand and forty-six communications from all the choicest open-air murder colonies in the country.
But true enterprise, real enterprise, enterprise in the magnificent, was incarnated in the person of the celebrated Mr. Cyril Gristmille for on that very instant he descended grandly in person in an aeroplane. Slightly on his ear but soon readjusted himself. He had faced this small accident without turning a hair. He hadn"t any.
"See here," cried the Sheik Amut, "what the h.e.l.lah do you mean by swooping down this way on these grounds? Don"t you see what you"ve done? You"ve scared the horses and camels and scattered them all over the desert! And, may Allah"s curses crack your skull, you"ve knocked down the week"s wash and if you knew my wife----"
Mr. Gristmille gracefully drew a slender cigarette case from a lower waistcoat pocket--yep, he had the habit too--and said:
"Well, then, don"t stand there like a fathead looking at them run away, my man. You and your other ragbags get busy and catch "em again.
I may need "em shortly."
"Need "em? What do you want?"
"My business is not with you. But unless I am improperly informed this tent harbors the famous lost English desert girl, Miss Verbeena Mayonnaise?"
"That was," said Sheik Amut sticking up his nose at this haughty stranger. "She"s my wife now."
[Ill.u.s.tration: CYRIL GRISTMILLE, THE GREAT WOMAN TAMER.]
"Go in the tent then and tell her to come out to me--Mr. Cyril Gristmille--immediately. I would do business with her."
"You would?"
"Hasten. Go right in and tell her to come out promptly."
"Go in and tell her yourself," said Amut. "I"m tired trying to tell her to do anything."
"Very well," said Mr. Gristmille and stalked toward the main tent.
Sheik Amut and Spaghetti who was being given another trial by Verbeena after his complete surrender of his garlic supply, and the Sheik"s other two pals, Yusef and Hamandaigs, looked one another keenly in the eyes and began openly holding their ribs.
But to their surprise no pistol reports or manly howls for help arose from within the tent.
Instead the elegant, pallid-faced Mr. Gristmille who had changed from his aeroplane cap into a high hat before entering the tent--instead then of Mr. Gristmille emerging with a scimitar wrapped around his neck or his hat jammed down over his eyes--instead of this, O, Allah, his haughty intrusion into the tent of the doughty little Sheik tamer pa.s.sed off in most perfect quiet and presently--hands up to Allah again!--he emerged with Verbeena--with Verbeena!--why they hardly recognized her! the way she was acting!
Her st.u.r.dy, c.o.c.ky boyish nonchalance was gone, no longer did she swagger and scowl, the little roughneck. Instead she had become as feminine as a powder puff!
A mincing, smiling, trusting-eyed little red-headed dear!
She was looking up into the cameo profile of the ill.u.s.trious and bill-postered countenance of Cyril Gristmille as one might gaze into the eye of a golden idol or a $10,000,000 check.
Every little trick of ingenuous girlhood was in everything that little Verbeena did and the wondering Amut, Spaghetti and Hulda and Yusef and Hamandaigs ran around telling the tribe about it. And they all agreed they just simply couldn"t believe it was Verbeena.
They all said it was if it were some female member of her family.
But had these innocents ever seen Mary Pickford they would have known where Verbeena was getting her stuff. Little did they know she"d been practicing up on it this many a day.
And the while in accents as honeyed as her glances she was saying:
"O, Mister--Mister Gristmille, it has been so good of you to come!
With all that money!
"And do you really think you can make an actress of me? Really?"