"Why couldn"t somebody else have taken the pearls? A burglar, for instance?"
"There is no one else. The servants are beyond suspicion and the house is locked up as tight as an icebox every night and there were no signs of anybody having broken in. Besides Henry Eichelberger knew where the pearls were kept, because he saw me putting them away after the last time she wore them-which was when she had two very dear friends in to dinner on the occasion of the anniversary of Mr. Penruddock"s death."
"That must have been a pretty wild party," I said. "All night, I"ll go down to the agency and make them give me his address. Where is it?"
"It is called the Ada Twomey Domestic Employment Agency, and it is in the two-hundred block on East Second, a very unpleasant neighborhood."
"Not half as unpleasant as my neighborhood will be to Henry Eichelberger," I said. "So he tried to kiss you, eh?"
"The pearls, Walter," Ellen said gently, "are the important thing. I do hope he hasn"t already found out they are false and thrown them in the ocean."
"If he has, I"ll make him dive for them."
"He is six feet three and very big and strong, Walter," Ellen said coyly. "But not handsome like you, of course."
"Just my size," I said. "It will be a pleasure. Good-bye, darling."
She took hold of my sleeve. "There is just one thing, Walter. I don"t mind a little fighting because it is manly. But you mustn"t cause a disturbance that would bring the police in, you know. And although you are very big and strong and played right tackle at college, you are a little weak about one thing. Will you promise me not to drink any whiskey?"
"This Eichelberger," I said, "is all the drink I want."
TWO.
The Ada Twomey Domestic Employment Agency on East Second Street proved to be all that the name and location implied. The odor of the anteroom, in which I was compelled to wait for a short time, was not at all pleasant. The agency was presided over by a hard-faced middle-aged woman who said that Henry Eichelberger was registered with them for employment as a chauffeur, and that she could arrange to have him call upon me, or could bring him there to the office for an interview. But when I placed a ten-dollar bill on her desk and indicated that it was merely an earnest of good faith, without prejudice to any commission which might become due to her agency, she relented and gave me his address, which was out west on Santa Monica Boulevard, near the part of the city which used to be called Sherman.
I drove out there without delay, for fear that Henry Eichelberger might telephone in and be informed that I was coming. The address proved to be a seedy hotel, conveniently close to the interurban car tracks and having its entrance adjoining a Chinese laundry. The hotel was upstairs, the steps being covered-in places-with strips of decayed rubber matting to which were screwed irregular fragments of unpolished bra.s.s. The smell of the Chinese laundry ceased about halfway up the stairs and was replaced by a smell of kerosene, cigar b.u.t.ts, slept-in air and greasy paper bags. There was a register at the head of the stairs on a wooden shelf. The last entry was in pencil, three weeks previous as to date, and had been written by someone with a very unsteady hand. I deduced from this that the management was not over-particular.
There was a bell beside the book and a sign reading: MANAGER MANAGER. I rang the bell and waited. Presently a door opened down the hall and feet shuffled towards me without haste. A man appeared wearing frayed leather slippers and trousers of a nameless color, which had the two top b.u.t.tons unlatched to permit more freedom to the suburbs of his extensive stomach. He also wore red suspenders, his shirt was darkened under the arms, and elsewhere, and his face badly needed a thorough laundering and tr.i.m.m.i.n.g.
He said, "Full-up, bud," and sneered.
I said: "I am not looking for a room. I am looking for one Eichelberger, who, I am informed lives here, but who, I observe, has not registered in your book. And this, as of course you know, is contrary to the law."
"A wise guy," the fat man sneered again. "Down the hall, bud. Two-eighteen." He waved a thumb the color and almost the size of a burnt baked potato.
"Have the kindness to show me the way," I said.
"Geez, the lootenant-governor," he said, and began to shake his stomach. His small eyes disappeared in folds of yellow fat. "O.K., bud. Follow on."
We went into the gloomy depths of the back hall and came to a wooden door at the end with a closed wooden transom above it. The fat man smote the door with a fat hand. Nothing happened.
"Out," he said.
"Have the kindness to unlock the door," I said. "I wish to go in and wait for Eichelberger."
"In a pig"s valise," the fat man said nastily. "Who the h.e.l.l you think you are, b.u.m?"
This angered me. He was a fair-sized man, about six feet tall, but too full of the memories of beer. I looked up and down the dark hall. The place seemed utterly deserted.
I hit the fat man in the stomach.
He sat down on the floor and belched and his right kneecap came into sharp contact with his jaw. He coughed and tears welled up in his eyes.
"Cripes, bud," he whined. "You got twenty years on me. That ain"t fair."
"Open the door," I said. "I have no time to argue with you."
"A buck," he said, wiping his eyes on his shirt. "Two bucks and no tip-off."
I took two dollars out of my pocket and helped the man to his feet. He folded the two dollars and produced an ordinary pa.s.skey which I could have purchased for five cents.
"Brother, you sock," he said. "Where you learn it? Most big guys are muscle-bound." He unlocked the door.
"If you hear any noises later on," I said, "ignore them. If there is any damage, it will be paid for generously."
He nodded and I went into the room. He locked the door behind me and his steps receded. There was silence.
The room was small, mean and tawdry. It contained a brown chest of drawers with a small mirror hanging over it, a straight wooden chair, a wooden rocking chair, a single bed of chipped enamel, with a much mended cotton counterpane. The curtains at the single window had fly marks on them and the green shade was without a slat at the bottom. There was a wash bowl in the corner with two paper-thin towels hanging beside it. There was, of course, no bathroom, and there was no closet. A piece of dark figured material hanging from a shelf made a subst.i.tute for the latter. Behind this I found a gray business suit of the largest size made, which would be my size, if I wore ready-made clothes, which I do not. There was a pair of black brogues on the floor, size number twelve at least. There was also a cheap fiber suitcase, which of course I searched, as it was not locked.
I also searched the bureau and was surprised to find that everything in it was neat and clean and decent. But there was not much in it. Particularly there were no pearls in it. I searched in all other likely and unlikely places in the room but I found nothing of interest.
I sat on the side of the bed and lit a cigarette and waited. It was now apparent to me that Henry Eichelberger was either a very great fool or entirely innocent. The room and the open trail he had left behind him did not suggest a man dealing in operations like stealing pearl necklaces.
I had smoked four cigarettes, more than I usually smoke in an entire day, when approaching steps sounded. They were light quick steps but not at all clandestine. A key was thrust into the door and turned and the door swung carelessly open. A man stepped through it and looked at me.
I am six feet three inches in height and weigh over two hundred pounds. This man was tall, but he seemed lighter. He wore a blue serge suit of the kind which is called neat for lack of anything better to say about it. He had thick wiry blond hair, a neck like a Prussian corporal in a cartoon, very wide shoulders and large hard hands, and he had a face that had taken much battering in its time. His small greenish eyes glinted at me with what I then took to be evil humor. I saw at once that he was not a man to trifle with, but I was not afraid of him. I was his equal in size and strength, and, I had small doubt, his superior in intelligence.
I stood up off the bed calmly and said: "I am looking for one Eichelberger."
"How you get in here, bud?" It was a cheerful voice, rather heavy, but not unpleasant to the ear.
"The explanation of that can wait," I said stiffly. "I am looking for one Eichelberger. Are you he?"
"Haw," the man said. "A gut-buster. A comedian. Wait"ll I loosen my belt." He took a couple of steps farther into the room and I took the same number towards him.
"My name is Walter Gage," I said. "Are you Eichelberger?"
"Gimme a nickel," he said, "and I"ll tell you."
I ignored that. "I am the fiance of Miss Ellen Macintosh," I told him coldly. "I am informed that you tried to kiss her."
He took another step towards me and I another towards him. "Whaddaya mean-tried?" he sneered.
I led sharply with my right and it landed flush on his chin. It seemed to me a good solid punch, but it scarcely moved him. I then put two hard left jabs into his neck and landed a second hard right at the side of his rather wide nose. He snorted and hit me in the solar plexus.
I bent over and took hold of the room with both hands and spun it. When I had it nicely spinning I gave it a full swing and hit myself on the back of the head with the floor. This made me lose my balance temporarily and while I was thinking about how to regain it a wet towel began to slap at my face and I opened my eyes. The face of Henry Eichelberger was close to mine and bore a certain appearance of solicitude.
"Bud," his voice said, "your stomach is as weak as a Chinaman"s tea."
"Brandy!" I croaked. "What happened?"
"You tripped on a little tear in the carpet, bud. You really got to have liquor?"
"Brandy," I croaked again, and closed my eyes.
"I hope it don"t get me started," his voice said.
A door opened and closed. I lay motionless and tried to avoid being sick at my stomach. The time pa.s.sed slowly, in a long gray veil. Then the door of the room opened and closed once more and a moment later something hard was being pressed against my lips. I opened my mouth and liquor poured down my throat. I coughed, but the fiery liquid coursed through my veins and strengthened me at once. I sat up.
"Thank you, Henry," I said. "May I call you Henry?"
"No tax on it, bud."
I got to my feet and stood before him. He stared at me curiously. "You look O.K.," he said. "Why"n"t you told me you was sick?"
"d.a.m.n you, Eichelberger!" I said and hit with all my strength on the side of his jaw. He shook his head and his eyes seemed annoyed. I delivered three more punches to his face and jaw while he was still shaking his head.
"So you wanta play for keeps!" he yelled and took hold of the bed and threw it at me.
I dodged the corner of the bed, but in doing so I moved a little too quickly and lost my balance and pushed my head about four inches into the baseboard under the window.
A wet towel began to slap at my face. I opened my eyes.
"Listen, kid. You got two strikes and no b.a.l.l.s on you. Maybe you oughta try a lighter bat."
"Brandy," I croaked.
"You"ll take rye." He pressed a gla.s.s against my lips and I drank thirstily. Then I climbed to my feet again.
The bed, to my astonishment, had not moved. I sat down on it and Henry Eichelberger sat down beside me and patted my shoulder.
"You and me could get along," he said. "I never kissed your girl, although I ain"t saying I wouldn"t like to. Is that all is worrying at you?"
He poured himself half a watergla.s.sful of the whiskey out of the pint bottle which he had gone out to buy. He swallowed the liquor thoughtfully.
"No, there is another matter," I said.
"Shoot. But no more haymakers. Promise?"
I promised him rather reluctantly. "Why did you leave the employ of Mrs. Penruddock?" I asked him.
He looked at me from under his s.h.a.ggy blond eyebrows. Then he looked at the bottle he was holding in his hand. "Would you call me a looker?" he asked.
"Well, Henry-"
"Don"t pansy up on me," he snarled.
"No, Henry, I should not call you very handsome. But unquestionably you are virile."
He poured another half-watergla.s.sful of whiskey and handed it to me. "Your turn," he said. I drank it down without fully realizing what I was doing. When I had stopped coughing Henry took the gla.s.s out of my hand and refilled it. He took his own drink moodily. The bottle was now nearly empty.
"Suppose you fell for a dame with all the looks this side of heaven. With a map like mine. A guy like me, a guy from the stockyards that played himself a lot of very tough left end at a cow college and left his looks and education on the scoreboard. A guy that has fought everything but whales and freight hogs-engines to you-and licked "em all, but naturally had to take a sock now and then. Then I get a job where I see this lovely all the time and every day and know it"s no dice. What would you do, pal? Me, I just quit the job."
"Henry, I"d like to shake your hand," I said.
He shook hands with me listlessly. "So I ask for my time," he said. "What else would I do?" He held the bottle up and looked at it against the light. "Bo, you made an error when you had me get this. When I start drinking it"s a world cruise. You got plenty dough?"
"Certainly," I said. "If whiskey is what you want, Henry, whiskey is what you shall have. I have a very nice apartment on Franklin Avenue in Hollywood and while I cast no aspersions on your own humble and of course quite temporary abode, I now suggest we repair to my apartment, which is a good deal larger and gives one more room to extend one"s elbow." I waved my hand airily.
"Say, you"re drunk," Henry said, with admiration in his small green eyes.
"I am not yet drunk, Henry, although I do in fact feel the effect of that whiskey and very pleasantly. You must not mind my way of talking which is a personal matter, like your own clipped and concise method of speech. But before we depart there is one other rather insignificant detail I wish to discuss with you. I am empowered to arrange for the return of Mrs. Penruddock"s pearls. I understand there is some possibility that you may have stolen them."
"Son, you take some awful chances," Henry said softly.
"This is a business matter, Henry, and plain talk is the best way to settle it. The pearls are only false pearls, so we should very easily be able to come to an agreement. I mean you no ill will, Henry, and I am obliged to you for procuring the whiskey, but business is business. Will you take fifty dollars and return the pearls and no questions asked?"
Henry laughed shortly and mirthlessly, but he seemed to have no animosity in his voice when he said: "So you think I stole some marbles and am sitting around here waiting for a flock of d.i.c.ks to swarm me?"
"No police have been told, Henry, and you may not have known the pearls were false. Pa.s.s the liquor, Henry."
He poured me most of what was left in the bottle, and I drank it down with the greatest good humor. I threw the gla.s.s at the mirror, but unfortunately missed. The gla.s.s, which was of heavy and cheap construction, fell on the floor and did not break. Henry Eichelberger laughed heartily.
"What are you laughing at, Henry?"
"Nothing," he said. "I was just thinking what a sucker some guy is finding out he is-about them marbles."
"You mean you did not steal the pearls, Henry?"
He laughed again, a little gloomily. "Yeah," he said, "meaning no. I oughta sock you, but what the h.e.l.l? Any guy can get a b.u.m idea. No, I didn"t steal no pearls, bud. If they was ringers, I wouldn"t be bothered, and if they was what they looked like the one time I saw them on the old lady"s neck, I wouldn"t decidedly be holed up in no cheap flot in L.A. waiting for a couple carloads of johns to put the sneeze on me."
I reached for his hand again and shook it.
"That is all I required to know," I said happily. "Now I am at peace. We shall now go to my apartment and consider ways and means to recover these pearls. You and I together should make a team that can conquer any opposition, Henry."
"You ain"t kidding me, huh?"
I stood up and put my hat on-upside down. "No, Henry. I am making you an offer of employment which I understand you need, and all the whiskey you can drink. Let us go. Can you drive a car in your condition?"
"h.e.l.l, I ain"t drunk," Henry said, looking surprised.
We left the room and walked down the dark hallway. The fat manager very suddenly appeared from some nebulous shade and stood in front of us rubbing his stomach and looking at me with small greedy expectant eyes. "Everything okey?" he inquired, chewing on a time-darkened toothpick.