"I"ve been here longest," faltered Croly, "and I want to get married, and I know the job best, and I"ve been doing the work ever since Sebring quit, Mr. Cowdin."
For a long time Cowdin did not reply, but stood rubbing his chin and smiling pityingly at Croly Add.i.c.ks, until Croly, his nerves tense, wanted to scream. Then Cowdin measuring his words spoke loud enough for the others in the room to hear.
"Mr. Add.i.c.ks," he said, "that job needs a man with a punch. And you haven"t a punch, Mr. Add.i.c.ks. Mr. Add.i.c.ks, that job requires a fighter.
And you"re not a fighter, Mr. Add.i.c.ks. Mr. Add.i.c.ks, that job requires a man with a jaw on him. And you haven"t any jaw on you, Mr. Add.i.c.ks. Get me?" He thrust out his own peninsula of chin.
It was then that Croly Add.i.c.ks erupted like a long suppressed volcano.
All the hate of eleven bullied years was concentrated in his knotted hand as he swung it swishingly from his hip and landed it flush on the outpointing chin.
An ox might have withstood that punch, but Cowdin was no ox. He rolled among the waste-paper baskets. Snorting furiously he scrambled to his feet and made a bull-like rush at Croly. Trembling in every nerve Croly Add.i.c.ks swung at the blue-black mark again, and Cowdin reeled against a desk. As he fell his thick fingers closed on a cast-iron paperweight that lay on the desk.
Croly Add.i.c.ks had a blurred split-second vision of something black shooting straight at his face; then he felt a sharp brain-jarring shock; then utter darkness.
When the light came back to him again it was in Bellevue Hospital. His face felt queer, numb and enormous; he raised his hand feebly to it; it appeared to be covered with concrete bandages.
"Don"t touch it," cautioned the nurse. "It"s in a cast, and is setting."
It took long weeks for it to set; they were black weeks for Croly, brightened only by a visit or two from Emily Mackie. At last the nurse removed the final bandage and he was discharged from the hospital.
Outside the hospital gate Croly paused in the sunlight. Not many blocks away he saw the shimmer of the East River, and he faced toward it. He could bury his catastrophe there, and forget his smashed-up life, his lost job and his shattered chances of ever marrying. Who would have him now? At best it meant the long weary climb up from the very bottom, and he was past thirty. He took a half step in the direction of the river.
He stopped; he felt a hand plucking timidly at his coat sleeve.
The person who plucked at his sleeve was a limp youth with a limp cigarette and vociferous checked clothes and cap. There was no mistaking the awe in his tone as he spoke.
"Say," said the limp youth, "ain"t you Kid McNulty, de Chelsea Bearcat?"
He? Croly Add.i.c.ks? Taken for Kid McNulty, the prize fighter? A wave of pleasure swept over the despondent Croly. Life seemed suddenly worth living. He had been mistaken for a prize fighter!
He hardened his voice.
"That"s me," he said.
"Gee," said the limp youth, "I seen yuh box Leonard. Gee, that was a battle! Say, next time yuh meet him you"ll knock him for a row of circus tents, won"t yuh?"
"I"ll knock him for a row of aquariums," promised Croly. And he jauntily faced about and strolled away from the river and toward Madison Square, followed by the admiring glances of the limp youth.
He felt the need of refreshment and pushed into a familiar soda shop.
The same lofty grand duke was on duty behind the marble counter, and was taking advantage of a lull by imparting a high polish to his finger nails, and consequently he did not observe the un.o.btrusive entrance of Croly Add.i.c.ks.
Croly tapped timidly with his dime on the counter; the grand duke looked up.
"Pineapple phosphate, please," said Croly in a voice still weak from his hospital days.
The grand duke shot from his reclining position as if attached to a spring.
"Yessir, yessir, right away," he smiled, and hustled about his task.
Shortly he placed the beverage before the surprised Croly.
"Is it all right? Want a little more sirup?" inquired the grand duke anxiously.
Croly, almost bewildered by this change of demeanor, raised the gla.s.s to his lips. As he did so he saw the reflection of a face in the glistening mirror opposite. He winced, and set down the gla.s.s, untasted.
He stared, fascinated, overwhelmed; it must surely be his face, since his body was attached to it, but how could it be? The eyes were the mild blue eyes of Croly Add.i.c.ks, but the face was the face of a stranger--and a startling-looking stranger, at that!
Croly knew of course that it had been necessary to rebuild his face, shattered by the missile hurled by Cowdin, but in the hospital they had kept mirrors from him, and he had discovered, but only by sense of touch, that his countenance had been considerably altered. But he had never dreamed that the transformation would be so radical.
In the clear light he contemplated himself, and understood why he had been mistaken for the Chelsea Bearcat. Kid McNulty had a large amount of jaw, but he never had a jaw like the stranger with Croly Add.i.c.ks" eyes who stared back, horrified, at Croly from the soda-fountain mirror. The plastic surgeons had done their work well; there was scarcely any scar.
But they had built from Croly"s crushed bones a chin that protruded like the prow of a battleship.
The mariners of mythology whom the sorceress changed into pigs could hardly have been more perplexed and alarmed than Croly Add.i.c.ks. He had, in his thirty years, grown accustomed to his meek apologetic face. The face that looked back at him was not meek or apologetic. It was distinctly a hard face; it was a determined, forbidding face; it was almost sinister.
Croly had the uncanny sensation of having had his soul slipped into the body of another man, an utter stranger. Inside he was the same timorous young a.s.sistant to the a.s.sistant purchasing agent--out of work; outside he was a fearsome being, a dangerous-looking man, who made autocratic soda dispensers jump.
To him came a sinking, lost feeling; a cold emptiness; the feeling of a gentle Doctor Jekyll who wakes to find himself in the sh.e.l.l of a fierce Mr. Hyde. For a second or two Croly Add.i.c.ks regretted that he had not gone on to the river.
The voice of the soda clerk brought him back to the world.
"If your drink isn"t the way you like it, sir," said the grand duke amiably, "just say the word and I"ll mix you up another."
Croly started up.
""Sall right," he murmured, and fumbled his way out to Madison Square.
He decided to live a while longer, face and all. It was something to be deferred to by soda clerks.
He sank down on a bench and considered what he should do. At the twitter of familiar voices he looked up and saw the blond stenographer and the brunette stenographer from his former company pa.s.sing on the way to lunch.
He rose, advanced a step toward them, tipped his hat and said, "h.e.l.lo."
The blond stenographer drew herself up regally, as she had seen some one do in the movies, and chilled Croly with an icy stare.
"Don"t get so fresh!" she said coldly. "To whom do you think you"re speaking to?"
"You gotta crust," observed the brunette, outdoing her companion in crushing hauteur. "Just take yourself and your baby scarer away, Mister Masher, and get yourself a job posing for animal crackers."
They swept on as majestically as tight skirts and French heels would permit, and Croly, confused, subsided back on his bench again. Into his brain, buzzing now from the impact of so many new sensations, came a still stronger impression that he was not Croly Add.i.c.ks at all, but an entirely different and fresh-born being, unrecognized by his old a.s.sociates. He pondered on the trick fate had played on him until hunger beckoned him to the Help Yourself Buffet. He was inside before he realized what he was doing, and before he recalled his vow never to enter there again. The same spotter was moving in and out among the patrons, the same derby c.o.c.ked over one eye, and an untasted sandwich, doubtless the same one, in his hand. He paid no special heed to the renovated Croly Add.i.c.ks.
Croly was hungry and under the spotter"s very nose he helped himself to hamburger steak and a double order of strawberry shortcake with thick cream. Satisfied, he started toward the blase check boy with the bra.s.sy voice; as he went his hand felt casually in his change pocket, and he stopped short, gripped by horror. The coins he counted there amounted to exactly forty-five cents and his meal totaled a dollar at least.
Furthermore, that was his last cent in the world. He cast a quick frightened glance around him. The spotter was lounging against the check desk, and his beady eye seemed focused on Croly Add.i.c.ks. Croly knew that his only chance lay in bluffing; he drew in a deep breath, thrust forward his new chin, and said to the boy, "Forty-five." "Fawty-fi","
screamed the boy. The spotter p.r.i.c.ked up his ears.
"Pahdun me a minute, frien"," said the spotter. "Ain"t you made a little mistake?"
Summoning every ounce of nerve he could Croly looked straight back into the spotter"s eyes.