"A cigar? What for?"
"It would be too mean of those girls to smoke unless Mr. Kirkpatrick did too, and I am sure we couldn"t stand his tobacco. Even a whiff of bad tobacco makes me feel quite ill."
"I"ll be hanged if I give my cigars to that bounder. The kitchen is the place for him."
"But not for us. And our minds are quite made up, you know. We are going to study with him just to find out what these strange animals called socialists are like. He is queer enough, to begin, with. And the knowledge may prove useful one of these days.... If you won"t give me one I"ll send James out--"
Mortimer handed over one of his choice cigars with ill grace, and Alexina returned to the library. Aileen was informing Mr. Kirkpatrick how intensely she disliked Marx"s beard, not only as she had seen it in a photograph, but as she had smelt it in Spargo"s too vivid description.
He rose awkwardly as she entered, but he rose. She handed him the cigar and struck a match and held it to one end while he drew at the other.
Their faces were close and she gave him a smile of warm and spontaneous friendliness.
Thought Mr. Kirkpatrick: "Oh, Lord, she"s got me. I"d better make tracks out of here. If she was a vamp like that Bascom woman she wouldn"t get me one little bit. Plenty of them where I come from. But she"s plain G.o.ddess with eyes like headlights on an engine."
Perturbed as he was, however, he resumed his seat and drew appreciatively at the finest cigar that had ever come his way. It had the opportune effect of causing his cla.s.s-hatred to flame afresh. No fear that he would be made soft by teaching in the homes of these pampered cats. For the moment he hated Alexina, seated in a carved high-back Italian chair like a young queen on a throne.
"Well," he growled. "Let"s get to business. I"ve brought Spargo. Marx is too much for me. He"s terrible dull and involved. He was so taken up with his subject, I guess, that he forgot to learn how to write about it so"s people without much time and education could understand without getting a pain in their beans. Of course I"ve heard him expounded many times from the platform, but there must have been about fifty Marxes, for I"ve heard--or read--just about that many expounders of him and no two agree so"s you"d notice it. That, to my mind, is the only stumbling block for socialism--that we have a prophet who"s so hard to understand.
"So, I"ve settled on Spargo. He has the name of being about the best student of Marx and of socialism generally--it"s split up quite a bit--and he"s easy reading. I fetched him along."
He produced "Socialism" from his hat and hesitated. "I don"t know noth--a thing about teaching."
"Oh, don"t let that worry you," drawled Sibyl Bascom in her low voluptuous voice and transfixing him with narrow swimming eyes; then as he refused to be overcome, she continued more humanly: "We"ve been to lots of cla.s.ses, you know. There are all sorts of methods. Suppose one of us reads the first chapter aloud and then you expound. That is, we"ll ask you questions."
"That"s fine," said Mr. Kirkpatrick with immense relief. "Fire away."
And Alexina, who always read prefaces and introductions last, began with "Robert Owen and the Utopian Spirit."
BOOK III
CHAPTER I
I
Mr. Kirkpatrick realized his ambition to see with his own sharp puncturing little eyes (Aileen said they reminded her of a sewing-machine needle playing staccato) several of the most flagrant examples of capitalistic extravagance where parasitic femalehood idled away their useless lives and servitors battened. In other words the extremely comfortable or the shamelessly luxurious homes built for the most part by still active business men whose first real period of rest would be in a small stone residence in a certain silent city Down the Peninsula.
Several were already occupied by their widows. In a climate where a man can work three hundred and sixty-five days of the year the temptation to do so is strong, and not conducive to longevity.
The Ferdinand Thorntons, Trennahans, Hofers and others who had lost their city homes on n.o.b Hill had not rebuilt, but lived the year round in their country houses at Burlingame, San Mateo, Alta, Menlo Park, Atherton, or "across the Bay," using the hotels when they came to town for dances, but motoring home after the theater.
Fortunately the finest and all of the newest mansions had been built in the Western Addition and escaped the fire. Sibyl Bascom"s father-in-law had erected, shortly before his death, a large square granite palace more or less in the Italian style, and as his widow preferred to live in Santa Barbara, Frank Bascom had taken it over for himself and his bride.
Olive had carried her millions to France and found her marquis. (As he was wealthy himself they contributed little to the current gossip of San Francisco.)
Janet Maynard lived with her mother, another widow of unrestricted means, in a large low Spanish house with a patio, built by a famous local architect with such success that Rex Roberts when he married Polly Luning, had bought the nearest vacant lot and ordered a romantic mansion as nearly like that of his wife"s intimate friend as possible.
He would live in it as soon as the idiosyncrasies of The Architect and Labor would permit.
Mrs. Clement Hunter had another pale gray stone palace, supported in front by n.o.ble pillars and commanding a superb view of the Bay, the Golden Gate, and Mount Tamalpais.
Aileen and her father lived in an old wooden house with a modern facade of stucco, and surrounded by a garden filled with somewhat blighted geraniums, fuchsias, sweet alicias, heliotrope, mignonette, and other nineteenth-century posies beloved of Mrs. Lawton in her romantic and innocent youth.
Sibyl and Alice Thornd.y.k.e"s father had left his girls a square bow-windowed mansard-roofed double house, built in eighteen-seventy-eight, and unreclaimed. With it went a moderate income, and Alice lived on under the ugly old roof chaperoned by an aunt, who had been chosen from a liberal a.s.sortment of relatives because she was almost deaf, quite myopic, and so terrified of draughts that her absence when convenient could always be counted on.
II
All of these young women belonged to Alexina"s personal set, and joined the cla.s.s in socialism, as they joined anything the stronger spirits among them suggested; and they attended as regularly as could be expected of "parasites" who were mainly interested in society, dress, poker, and some absorbing creature of the other s.e.x.
Mr. Kirkpatrick hated them all with the exception of Alexina, Aileen, Mrs. Price Ruyler, the half-French wife of a New Yorker, recently adopted by California, and Mrs. Hunter, who had joined out of curiosity, having read a certain amount of socialism, but never met a socialist.
She confided to Mrs. Thornton that she was not acutely anxious to meet another, and Mrs. Thornton replied tartly:
"What do you want to belong to such a cla.s.s for? It"s rank hyprocrisy to pretend interest in a question we all hate the very name of, and to give the creature money that he no doubt turns over to the "cause" with his tongue in his cheek. I"d never give one of them the satisfaction of knowing that I recognized his existence."
Said Maria Abbott firmly: "Exactly. We should ignore them, just as we ignore envious and spiteful and ill-bred outsiders of any sort."
"But we may not be able to ignore them," said Mrs. Hunter. "Their organization is the best of any party even if their numbers are not overwhelming. If they are content to advance slowly and by purely political methods there is no knowing who will own this or any government fifty years hence. For my part I"d rather they all turn raging anarchists; then we could turn machine guns on them and clean "em out. I hate them, for I was too long getting where I am now, and I want to stay. But I don"t make the mistake of ignoring them, and I rather like having a squint at them at close quarters. Kirkpatrick has taken us to several socialist meetings ... we borrow the servants"
coats and mutilate our oldest hats.... Socialism seems to me rather more endurable than the socialists, and of these Kirkpatrick is about the sanest I have heard. They rant and froth, contradict themselves and one another, wander from the point and never get anywhere.... That would give me hope if it were not for the fact that poor California is a magnet for the cranks of every fad as well as for the riff-raff and derelicts.... My other hope is that even they--that is to say the least unbalanced of them--will come in time to realize that socialism is economically unsound--"
"Do you mean to say," cried Mrs. Abbott, "that Alexina has gone to socialist meetings?"
"Rather. She"s very keen--"
"Believes in it?"
"Rather not. But she is naturally thorough--has a really extraordinary tendency, for a San Franciscan of her s.e.x and status, to finish anything she has begun. Sometimes when she is arguing with Kirkpatrick she sticks out that chin of hers so far that you notice how square it is. She has him pretty well tamed though. When he is ready to eat the rest of us alive she can smooth him down like a regular lion tamer."
"Well, you"re nothing but a lot of parlor socialists," said Mrs.
Thornton disgustedly. "And just as ridiculous as any other hybrids. But I"m relieved that it hasn"t spoiled your taste for the simpler pleasures of life. Maria, as you don"t play poker we"ll have a game of bridge, Ladie, ring for c.o.c.ktails, will you--or would you rather have a gin fizz? Don"t look so horrified, Maria. We"re better than socialists, anyhow; if they did win out you"d have farther to fall than we, for you"re a moss-backed old conservative who hates change of any sort, while we not only love change of all sorts but are regular anarchists: do as we please and snap our fingers at the world. Here we are."
The three were in Mrs. Thornton"s Moorish palace half way between San Mateo and Burlingame, a situation that symbolized the connecting bridge between the old and new order for Mrs. Abbott. Mrs. Thornton was a lineal descendant of the Rincon Hill of the sixties and had made her debut with Maria Groome in the eighties. But she had married an immoderately rich man and had a barbaric taste for splendor that formed the proper setting for her own somewhat barbaric beauty, and imperious temper. Her dark and splendid beauty was waning, for in the matter of giving aid to nature with secrecy or with art she was faithful to the old tradition. But she was always an imposing figure and as close to being the first power in San Francisco society as that happy-go-lucky independent cla.s.s would ever tolerate.
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