Cap"n Sproul was close to the banking.
"Luce," he said, savagely, "I ain"t out here to-day to discuss law p"ints nor argy doctrines of religion. You"ve got a stove there that belongs to some one else, and you either pay for it or give it up.
I"m willin" to be fair and reasonable, and I"ll give you fifteen seconds to pay or tear down that door framework."
But neither alternative, nor the time allowed for acceptance, seemed to please Mr. Luce. In sudden, weak anger at being thus cornered after long immunity, he anathematized all authority as "twas vested in the first selectman of Smyrna. Several men pa.s.sing in the highway held up their horses and listened with interest.
Emboldened by his audience, spurred to desperate measures, Mr. Luce kicked out one of his rubber boots at the advancing Cap"n. The Cap"n promptly grasped the extended leg and yanked. Mr. Luce came off his perch and fell on his back in the mud, and Constable Nute straddled him instantly and held him down. With an axe that he picked up at the dooryard woodpile, Cap"n Aaron hammered out the new door-frame, paying no heed to Mr. Luce"s threats or Mrs. Luce"s maledictions.
"I don"t know the law on it, nor I don"t care," he muttered between his teeth as he toiled. "All I know is, that stove belongs to T. Taylor, of Vienny, and he"s goin" to have it."
And when the new boarding lay around him in splinters and the door was wide once more, he led the way into the kitchen.
"You undertake to throw that hot water on me, Mis" Luce," he declared, noting what her fury was prompting, "and you"ll go right up through that roof, and it won"t be no millennium that will boost you, either."
The stove man and Hiram followed him in and the disinterested onlookers came, too, curiosity impelling them. And as they were Smyrna farmers who had suffered various and aggravating depredations by this same Aholiah Luce, they were willing to lend a hand even to lug out a hot stove. The refulgent monarch of the kitchen departed, with the tin of biscuit still browning in its interior, pa.s.sed close to the cursing Mr. Luce, lying on his back under Nute"s boring knee, and then with a l.u.s.ty "Hop-ho! All together!" went into T. Taylor"s wagon.
Mr. Luce, freed now as one innocuous, leaped up and down in a perfect ecstasy of fury. "You"ve squdged me too fur. You"ve done it at last!"
he screamed, with hysteric iteration. "You"ve made me a desp"rit"
outlaw."
"Outlaw! You"re only a cheap sneak-thief!"
"That"s right, Cap"n Sproul," remarked the constable. "He can"t even steal hens till it"s dark and they can"t look at him. If they turned and put their eye on him he wouldn"t dare to touch "em."
"I don"t dast to be an outlaw, hey?" shrieked Mr. Luce. The vast injury that had been done him, this ruthless a.s.sault on his house, his humiliation in public, and now these wanton taunts, whipped his weak nature into frenzy. Cowards at bay are the savagest foes. Mr.
Luce ran amuck!
Spurring his resolution by howling over and over: "I don"t dast to be an outlaw, hey? I"ll show ye!" he hastened with a queer sort of stiff-legged gallop into the field, tore away some boarding, and descended into what was evidently a hiding-place, a dry well. A moment, and up he popped, boosting a burden. He slung it over his shoulder and started toward them, staggering under its weight. It was a huge sack, with something in it that sagged heavily.
"Nice sort of an outlaw he"ll make--that woodchuck!" observed Constable Nute with a cackle of mirth.
The first selectman and his supporters surveyed the approach of the furious Mr. Luce with great complacency. If Mr. Luce had emerged with a shot-gun in his fist and a knife in his teeth he might have presented some semblance of an outlaw. But this bow-legged man with a sack certainly did not seem savage. Hiram offered the humorous suggestion that perhaps Mr. Luce proposed to restore property, and thereby causing people to fall dead with astonishment would get his revenge on society.
"I warned ye and you wouldn"t listen," screamed the self-declared pariah. "I said there was such a thing as squdgin" me too fur. Ye didn"t believe it. Now mebbe ye"ll believe that!"
He had halted at a little distance from them, and had set down his sack. He dove into it and held up a cylinder, something more than half a foot long, a brown, una.s.suming cylinder that certainly didn"t have anything about its looks to call out all the excitement that was convulsing Mr. Luce.
"Pee-ruse that!" squealed he. "_There"s_ a lead-pencil that will write some news for ye." He shook the cylinder at them. "And there"s plenty more of "em in this bag." He curled his long lip back.
"Daminite!" he spat. "I"ll show ye whuther I"m an outlaw or not."
"And I know where you stole it," bawled one of the bystanders indignantly. "You stole all me and my brother bought and had stored for a season"s blastin". Constable Nute, I call on you to arrest him and give me back my property."
"Arrest me, hey?" repeated Mr. Luce. In one hand he shook aloft the stick of dynamite, with its dangling fuse that grimly suggested the detonating cap at its root. In the other hand he clutched a bunch of matches. "You start in to arrest me and you"ll arrest two miles straight up above here, travellin" a hundred miles a minit."
"There ain"t any grit in him, Nute," mumbled Cap"n Sproul. "Jest give a whoop and dash on him."
"That sounds glib and easy," demurred the prudent officer, "but if that man hasn"t gone clean loony then I"m no jedge. I don"t reckon I"m goin" to charge any batteries."
"You"ll do what I tell you to! You"re an officer, and under orders."
"You told me once to take up Hiram Look"s el"funt and put her in the pound," remonstrated the constable. "But I didn"t do it, and I wasn"t holden to do it. And I ain"t holden to run up and git blowed to everlastin" hackmetack with a bag of dynamite."
"Look here, Nute," cried the Cap"n, thoroughly indignant and shifting the contention to his officer--entirely willing to ignore Mr. Luce"s threats and provocations--"I haven"t called on you in a tight place ever in my life but what you"ve sneaked out. You ain"t fit for even a hog-reeve. I"m going to cancel your constable appointment, that"s what I"ll do when I get to town hall."
"I"ll do it right now," declared the offended Mr. Nute, unpinning his badge. "Any time you"ve ordered me to do something sensible I"ve done it. But el"funts and lunatics and dynamite and some of the other jobs you"ve unlo"ded onto me ain"t sensible, and I won"t stand for "em. You can"t take me in the face and eyes of the people and rake me over." He had noted that the group in the highway had considerably increased. "I"ve resigned."
Mr. Luce was also more or less influenced and emboldened and p.r.i.c.ked on by being the centre of eyes. As long as he seemed to be expected to give a show, he proposed to make it a good one. His flaming eyes fell on T. Taylor, busy over the stove, getting it ready for its journey back to Vienna. Mr. Taylor, happy in the recovery of his property, was paying little attention to outlaws or official disputes. He had cleaned out the coals and ashes, and having just now discovered the tin of biscuit, tossed it away. This last seemed too much for Mr. Luce"s self-control.
"I don"t dast to be an outlaw, hey?" he cried, hoa.r.s.ely. "That stove is too good for me, is it? My wife"s biskits throwed into the mud and mire!"
He lighted the fuse of the dynamite, ran to the team and popped the explosive into the stove oven and slammed the door. Then he flew to his sack, hoisted it to his shoulder and staggered back toward the dry well.
At this critical juncture there did not arise one of those rare spirits to perform an act of n.o.ble self-sacrifice. There have been those who have tossed spluttering bombs into the sea; who have trodden out hissing fuses. But just then no one seemed to care for the exclusive and personal custody of that stick of dynamite.
All those in teams whipped up, yelling like madmen, and those on foot grabbed on behind and clambered over tailboards. Cap"n Sproul, feeling safer on his own legs than in Hiram"s team, pounded away down the road with the speed of a frantic Percheron. And in all this panic T. Taylor, only dimly realizing that there was something in his stove that was going to cause serious trouble, obeyed the exhortations screamed at him, cut away his horse, straddled the beast"s back and fled with the rest.
The last one in sight was Mrs. Luce, who had shown serious intentions of remaining on the spot as though she feared to miss anything that bore the least resemblance to the coming of the last great day. But she suddenly obeyed her husband, who was yelling at her over the edge of the hole, and ran and fell in by his side.
Missiles that screamed overhead signalized to the scattered fugitives the utter disintegration of T. Taylor"s stove. The hearth mowed off a crumbly chimney on the Luce house, and flying fragments crushed out sash in the windows of the abandoned main part. Cap"n Sproul was the first one to reappear, coming from behind a distant tree. There was a hole in the ground where T. Taylor"s wagon had stood.
"Daminite!" screamed a voice. Mr. Luce was dancing up and down on the edge of his hole, shaking another stick of the explosive. "I"ll show ye whuther I"m an outlaw or not! I"ll have this town down on its knees. I"ll show ye what it means to squdge me too fur. I give ye fair warnin" from now on. I"m a desp"rit" man. They"ll write novels about me before I"m done. Try to arrest me, will ye? I"ll take the whole possy sky-hootin" with me when ye come." He was drunk with power suddenly revealed to him.
He lifted the sack out of the hole and, paying no heed to some apparent expostulations of Mrs. Luce, he staggered away up the hillside into the beech growth, bowed under his burden. And after standing and gazing for some time at the place where he disappeared, the first selectman trudged down the road to where Hiram was waiting for him, soothing his trembling horse.
"Well," said the old showman, with a vigorous exhalation of breath to mark relief, "get in here and let"s go home. Accordin" to my notion, replevinin" and outlawin" ain"t neither sensible or fashionable or healthy. Somethin" that looked like a stove-cover and sounded like a howlaferinus only just missed me by about two feet. That critter"s dangerous to be let run loose. What are you goin" to do about him?"
"Ketch him," announced the Cap"n, st.u.r.dily.
"Well," philosophized Hiram, "smallpox is bad when it"s runnin"
round loose, but it"s a blastnation sight worse when it"s been ketched. You"re the head of the town and I ain"t, and I ain"t presumin" to advise, but I"d think twice before I went to runnin"
that bag o" dynamite into close corners. Luce ain"t no account, and no more is an old hoss-pistol, but when a hoss-pistol busts it"s a dangerous thing to be close to. You let him alone and mebbe he"ll quiet down."
But that prophecy did not take into account the state of mind of the new outlaw of Smyrna.
x.x.x
At about midnight Cap"n Sproul, snoring peaceably with wide-open mouth, snapped upright in bed with a jerk that set his teeth into his tongue and nearly dislocated his neck. He didn"t know exactly what had happened. He had a dizzy, dreaming feeling that he had been lifted up a few hundred feet in the air and dropped back.
"Land o" Goshen, Aaron, what was it?" gasped his wife. "It sounded like something blowing up!"
The hint steadied the Cap"n"s wits. "Twas an explosion--that was it!
And with grim suspicion as to its cause, he pulled on his trousers and set forth to investigate. An old barn on his premises, a storehouse for an overplus of hay and discarded farming tools, had been blown to smithereens and lay scattered about under the stars.
And as he picked his way around the ruins with a lantern, cursing the name of Luce, a far voice hailed him from the gloom of a belt of woodland: "I ain"t an outlaw, hey? I don"t dast to be one, hey?
You wait and see."