The Cap"n licked his lips as though fever burned there, and worked his Adam"s apple vigorously. Probably if he had been in the accustomed freedom of outdoors he would have sworn soulfully and smashed the bandbox over the Honorable J. Percival"s bald head. Now, in the stilted confines of that ornate parlor, he nursed the bandbox on his knees, as part of the rest of the spider-legged and frail surroundings. When they retired to their team he carried the bandbox held gingerly out in front of him, tiptoeing across the polished floor.
"What? Me wear that bird-cage?" he roared, when they were out of hearing. "Not by the great jeehookibus!"
"Yes, you will," returned Hiram, with the calm insistence of a friend.
"You ain"t tryin" to make out that what I do ain"t all right and proper, are you?"
Cap"n Sproul checked an apparent impulse to toss the bandbox into the roadside bushes, and after a moment tucked the thing under the seat to have it out of the way of his tempted hands. Then he wrenched off a huge chew of tobacco whose rumination might check his impulse toward tempestuous language.
He tried the hat on that night in the presence of his admiring wife, gritting curses under his breath, his skin p.r.i.c.kling with resentment.
He swore then that he would never wear it. But on the day of the race he carried it in its box to the selectman"s office, at which common meeting-place the three judges were to be taken up by the official barouche of the Smyrna Fair a.s.sociation.
Under the commanding eye of Hiram Look he put on the head-gear when the barouche was announced at the door, and went forth into the glare of publicity with a furtive sense of shame that flushed his cheek.
By splitting the top of his hack, Ferd Parrott, landlord of Smyrna tavern, had produced a vehicle that somewhat resembled half a watermelon. Ferd drove, adorned also with a plug hat from the stock of the Honorable Percival.
Just inside the gate of the fair-grounds waited the Smyrna "Silver Cornet Band." It struck up "Hail to the Chief," to the violent alarm of the hack-horses.
"We"re goin" to get run away with sure"s you"re above hatches!"
bellowed Cap"n Sproul, standing up and making ready to leap over the edge of the watermelon. But Hiram Look restrained him, and the band, its trombones splitting the atmosphere, led away with a merry march.
When they had circled the track, from the three-quarters pole to the stand, and the crowd broke into plaudits, Cap"n Sproul felt a bit more comfortable, and dared to straighten his neck and lift his head-gear further into the sunshine.
He even forgot the hateful presence of his seat-mate, a huge dog that Mr. Bickford had invited into the fourth place in the carriage.
"A very valuable animal, gentlemen," he said. "Intelligent as a man, and my constant companion. To-day is the day of two of man"s best friends--the horse and the dog--and Hector will be in his element."
But Hector, wagging and slavering amiably about in the narrow confines of the little stand to which they climbed, snapped the Cap"n"s leash of self-control ere five minutes pa.s.sed.
"Say, Mr. Bickford," he growled, after one or two efforts to crowd past the ubiquitous canine and get to the rail, "either me or your dog is in the way here."
"Charge, Hector!" commanded Mr. Bickford, taking one eye from the cheering mult.i.tude. The dog "clumped" down reluctantly.
"We might just as well get to an understandin"," said the Cap"n, not yet placated. "I ain"t used to a dog underfoot, I don"t like a dog, and I won"t a.s.sociate with a dog. Next thing I know I"ll be makin"
a misstep onto him, and he"ll have a hunk out of me."
"Why, my dear captain," oozed Hector"s proprietor, "that dog is as intelligent as a man, as mild as a kitten, and a very--"
"Don"t care if he"s writ a dictionary and nussed infants," cried the Cap"n, slatting out his arm defiantly; "it"s him or me, here; take your choice!"
"I--I think your dog would be all right if you let him stay down-stairs under the stand," ventured President Kitchen, diplomatically.
"He"s a valuable animal," demurred Mr. Bickford, "and--" He caught the flaming eye of the Cap"n, and added: "But if you"ll have a man sit with him he may go.
"Now we"ll settle down for a real nice afternoon," he went on, conciliatingly. "Let"s see: This here is the cord that I pull to signal the horses to start, is it?"
"No, no!" expostulated President Kitchen, "you pull that bell-cord to call them back if the field isn"t bunched all right at the wire when they score down for the word. If all the horses are in position and are all leveled, you shout "Go!" and start your watch."
"Precisely," said Mr. Bickford.
"It"s the custom," went on the president, solicitous for the success of his strange a.s.sortment of judges, yet with heart almost failing him, "for each judge to have certain horses that he watches during the mile for breaks or fouls. Then he places them as they come under the wire. That is so one man won"t have too much on his mind."
"Very, very nice!" murmured the Honorable J. Percival. "We are here to enjoy the beautiful day and the music and the happy throngs, and we don"t want to be too much taken up with our duties." He pushed himself well out into view over the rail, held his new gold watch in one gloved hand, and tapped time to the band with the other.
XII
A narrow flight of rickety, dusty stairs conducted one from the dim, lower region of the little stand through an opening in the floor of the judge"s aerie. There was a drop-door over the opening, held up by a hasp.
Now came a thumping of resolute feet on the stairs; a head projected just above the edge of the opening, and stopped there.
"President, trustees, and judges!" hailed a squeaky voice.
Cap"n Sproul recognized the speaker with an uncontrollable snort of disgust.
It was Marengo Todd, most obnoxious of all that hateful crowd of the Cap"n"s "wife"s relations"--the man who had misused the Cap"n"s honeymoon guilelessness in order to borrow money and sell him spavined horses.
Marengo surveyed them gloomily from under a driving-cap visor huge as a sugar-scoop. He flourished at them a grimy sheet of paper.
"Mister President, trustees, and judges, I"ve got here a dockyment signed by seventeen--"
President Kitchen knew that Marengo Todd had been running his bow-legs off all the forenoon securing signatures to a pet.i.tion of protest that had been inspired by Trustee Silas Wallace. The president pushed away the hand that brandished the paper.
"What do you take this for--an afternoon readin"-circle?" he demanded. "If you"re goin" to start your hoss in this thirty-four cla.s.s you want to get harnessed. We"re here to trot hosses, not to peruse dockyments."
"This "ere ain"t no pome on spring," yelled Marengo, banging the dust out of the floor with his whip-b.u.t.t and courageously coming up one step on the stairs. "It"s a protest, signed by seventeen drivers, and says if you start these events with them three old sofy pillers, there, stuffed into plug hats, for judges, we"ll take this thing clear up to the Nayshunal "Sociation and show up this fair management.
There, chaw on that!"
"Why, bless my soul!" chirruped the Honorable Bickford, "this man seems very much excited. You"ll have to run away, my good man! We"re very busy up here, and have no time to subscribe to any papers."
Mr. Bickford evidently believed that this was one of the daily "touches" to which he had become accustomed.
"Don"t ye talk to me like I was one of your salaried spittoon-cleaners," squealed Marengo, emboldened by the hoa.r.s.e and encouraging whispers of Trustee Wallace in the dim depths below. The name that much repet.i.tion by Wallace had made familiar slipped out before he had time for second thought. "I knowed ye, Kittle-belly Bickford, when ye wore patches on your pants bigger"n dinner-plates and--"
President Kitchen let loose the hasp that held up the drop-door and fairly "pegged" Mr. Todd out of sight. He grinned apologetically at a furious Mr. Bickford.
"Order the marshal to call the hosses for the thirty-four trot, Honer"ble," he directed, anxious to give the starter something to do to take his mind off present matters.
Mr. Bickford obeyed, finding this exercise of authority a partial sop to his wounded feelings.
Cap"n Sproul pendulumed dispiritedly to and fro in the little enclosure, gloomily and obstinately waiting for the disaster that his seaman"s sense of impending trouble scented. Hiram Look was frankly and joyously enjoying a scene that revived his old circus memories.
Eleven starters finally appeared, mostly green horses. The drivers were sullen and resentful. Marengo Todd was up behind a Gothic ruin that he called "Maria M." When he jogged past the judges" stand to get position, elbows on his knees and shoulders hunched up, the glare that he levelled on Bickford from under his scoop visor was absolutely demoniac. The mutter of his denunciation could be heard above the yells of the fakers and the squawk of penny whistles.
Occasionally he scruffed his forearm over his head as though fondling something that hurt him.
To start those eleven rank brutes on that cow-lane of a track would have tested the resources and language of a professional. When they swung at the foot of the stretch and came scoring for the first time it was a mix-up that excited the vociferous derision of the crowd.