He pushed away the head-gear that Hiram still extended toward him, and tramped out of the house and down the hill with his st.u.r.dy sea-gait. Dodging firecrackers that sputtered and banged in the highway about his feet, and cursing soulfully, he gained the town office and grimly sat himself down.
He knew when the train from down-river and the outside world had arrived by the riotous accessions to the crowds without in the square.
Firemen in red shirts thronged everywhere. Men who wore feathered hats and tawdry uniforms filled the landscape. He gazed on them with unutterable disgust.
A stranger awakened him from his reverie on the vanities of the world.
The stranger had studied the sign
SELECTMEN"S OFFICE
and had come in. He wore a frock coat and shiny silk hat, and inquired whether he had the pleasure of speaking to Captain Aaron Sproul, first selectman of Smyrna.
"I"m him," said the Cap"n, glowering up from under knotted eyebrows, his gaze princ.i.p.ally on the shiny tile.
"I was just a little surprised that there was no committee of reception at the station to meet me," said the stranger, in mild rebuke. "There was not even a carriage there. But I suppose it was an oversight, due to the rush of affairs to-day."
The Cap"n still scowled at him, not in the least understanding why this stranger should expect to be carted into the village from the railroad.
"I will introduce myself. I am Professor William Wilson Waverley, orator of the day; I have had some very pleasant correspondence with you, Captain Sproul, and I"m truly glad to meet you face to face."
"You"ve got the advantage of me," blurted the Cap"n, still dense.
"I never heard of you before in my life, nor I never wrote you any letter, unless I got up in my sleep and done it."
With wonderment and some irritation growing on his face, the stranger pulled out a letter and laid it before the Cap"n.
The selectman studied it long enough to see that it was an earnest invitation to honor the town of Smyrna with a centennial oration, and that the town would pay all expenses; and the letter was signed, "Captain Aaron Sproul, First Selectman and Chairman of Committee, Per Consetena Tate, Secretary."
"I never saw that before," insisted the Cap"n.
"Do you mean that you disown it?"
"No, I reckon it"s all official and regular. What I just said about not havin" seen it before might have sounded a little queer, but there"s an explanation goes with it. You see, it"s been this way.
I--"
But at that moment fully a score of men filed into the office, all of them with set faces and indignant demeanors. The Cap"n was not well posted on the breed of literati, but with half an eye he noted that these were not the ordinary sort of men. There were more silk hats, there were broad-brimmed hats, there was scrupulousness in attire, there was the disarray of Bohemianism. And it was plainly evident that these later arrivals had had word of conference with each other. Each held a "Per Consetena Tate" letter in his hand.
"I have met with some amazing situations in my time--in real life and in romance," stated a hard-faced man who had evidently been selected as spokesman. "But this seems so supremely without parallel that I am almost robbed of expression. Here are ten of us, each having the same identical letter of invitation to deliver the oration of the day here on this occasion."
"Ten, did you say? Eleven," said the first-comer. "Here is my letter."
"And the others have invitations to deliver discourses," went on the spokesman, severely. "As your name is signed to all these letters, Captain Aaron Sproul, first selectman of Smyrna, perhaps you will deign to explain to us what it all means."
Cap"n Sproul arose and then sat down; arose and sat down again. He tried to speak, but only a husky croak came forth. Something seemed to have crawled into his throat--something fuzzy and filling, that would not allow language to pa.s.s.
"Here are more than twenty prominent men, seduced from their manifold duties, called away up here to satisfy the rural idea of a joke--or, at least, I can see no other explanation," proceeded the hard-faced man. "It might be remarked in pa.s.sing that the joke will be an expensive one for this town. Eleven distinguished men called here to deliver one oration in a one-horse town!"
The Cap"n did not like the bitter irony of his tone, and recovered his voice enough to say,
"You might cut the cards or spit at a crack, gents, to see which one does deliver the oration." But the pleasantry did not evoke any smile from that disgusted a.s.semblage.
"It is safe to say that after this hideous insult not one of us will speak," declared one of the group. "But I for one would like some light on the insane freak that prompted this performance. As you are at the head of this peculiar community, we"d like you to speak for it."
Somewhat to his own surprise, Cap"n Sproul did not find in himself any especially bitter animosity toward Mr. Tate, just then, search his soul as he might.
These "lit"ry fellows," cajoled by one of their own ilk into this unspeakable muddle, were, after all, he reflected, of the sort he had scorned with all his sailor repugnance to airs and pretensions.
Cap"n Sproul possessed a peculiarly grim sense of humor. This indignant a.s.semblage appealed to that sense.
"Gents," he said, standing up and propping himself on the table by his knuckles, "there are things in this world that are deep mysteries.
Of course, men like you reckon you know most everything there is to be known. But you see that on the bottom of each letter you have, there are the words: "Per Consetena Tate." There"s where the mystery is in this case."
"I imagine it isn"t so deep a mystery but that we can understand it if you will explain," said the spokesman, coldly.
"There"s where you are mistaken," declared the Cap"n. "It would take a long time to tell you the inside of this thing, and even then you wouldn"t know which, what, or whuther about it." In his heart Cap"n Sproul was resolved that he would not own up to these strangers the part his own negligence had played. He reflected for his consolation that he had not projected the centennial celebration of Smyrna. It occurred to him with illuminating force that he had pledged himself to only one thing: to pay the bills of the celebration as fast as they were presented to him. Consetena Tate was the secretary the town had foisted on his committee. Consetena Tate had made definite contracts. His lips twisted into a queer smile under his beard.
"Gents," he said, "there isn"t any mystery about them contracts, however. This town pays its bills. You say no one of you wants to orate? That is entirely satisfactory to me--for I ain"t runnin" that part. I"m here to pay bills. Each one of you make out his bill and receipt it. Then come with me to the town treasurer"s office."
The tumultuous throngs that spied Cap"n Sproul leading that file of distinguished men to Broadway"s store--Broadway being treasurer of Smyrna--merely gazed with a flicker of curiosity and turned again to their sports, little realizing just what effect that file of men was to have on the financial sinews of those sports. Cap"n Sproul scarcely realized it himself until all the returns were in. He simply hoped, that"s all! And his hopes were more than justified.
"My Gawd, Cap"n," gasped Odbar Broadway when the notables had received their money and had filed out, "what does this mean? There ain"t more"n a hundred dollars left of the surplus fund, and there ain"t any of the prizes and appropriations paid yet! Who be them plug-hatters from all over G.o.d"s creation, chalkin" up railroad fares agin us like we had a machine to print money in this town?"
"Them vouchers is all right, ain"t they?" demanded the Cap"n. "Them vouchers with letters attached?"
"Yes, they be," faltered the treasurer.
"So fur as who strangers may be, you can ask Pote Consetena Tate, secretary, about that. They"re lit"ry gents, and he"s done all the official business with them."
Broadway stared at him, and then began to make some hasty figures.
"See here, Cap"n," he said, plaintively, "there"s just about enough of that fund left to settle the committee bill here at my store. Have I got to share pro raty?"
"Pay yourself and clean it out. I"ll countersign your bill," declared the chairman, cheerfully. "If there ain"t any fund, I can go home.
I"m infernal sick of this h.e.l.litywhoop noise."
And he trudged back up the hill to the quietude of his farm, with deep content.
He had been some hours asleep that night when vigorous poundings on his door awoke him, and when at last he appeared on his piazza he found a large and anxious delegation of citizens filling his yard.
"Cap"n," bleated one of the committee, "Broadway says there ain"t any money to pay prizes with."
"Vouchers is all right. Money paid on contracts signed by your official secretary, that you elected unanimous," said the Cap"n, stoutly.
"We know it," cried the committeeman, "but we don"t understand it."
"Then hunt up the man that made the contracts--Pote Tate," advised the selectman. "All the business I"ve done was to pay out the money.
You know what stand I"ve took right along."
"We know it, Cap"n, and we ain"t blamin" you--but we don"t understand, and we can"t find Consetena Tate. His folks don"t know where he is.
He"s run away."
"Potes are queer critters," sighed the Cap"n, compa.s.sionately. He turned to go in.