"I was shanghaied aboard. You want to be careful, all of ye, how you gather at the gangway when I start to walk ash.o.r.e! It"s fair warnin".
Take heed of it!"
There was an expression on his weather-worn countenance that checked further expostulation. Hiram angrily led them out after a few muttered expletives.
"I"ve heard of contrary tantryboguses in my time," stated Broadway when they were back at his store, "but that feller over there has got all of "em backed into the stall. This town better wake up. We"ve let ourselves be bossed around by him as though Smyrna was rigged out with masts and sails and he was boss of the quarter-deck. Give me a first selectman that has got less brustles."
It was the first word of a general revolt. It is the nature of man to pretend that he does not desire what he cannot get. The voters of Smyrna took that att.i.tude.
On the eve of the projected town-meeting Hiram Look strolled over to call on his friend Sproul. The latter had been close at home for days, informing his loyal wife that for the first time since he had settled ash.o.r.e he was beginning to appreciate what peace and quiet meant.
"I don"t know how it happened," he informed Hiram, "how I ever let myself be pull-hauled as much as I"ve been. Why, I haven"t had time allowed me to stop and consider what a fool and lackey I was lettin"
"em make of me. When I left the sea I came ash.o.r.e with a hankerin"
for rest, comfort, and garden sa.s.s of my own raisin", and I"ve been beatin" into a head wind of hoorah-ste-boy ever since. From now on I"ll show you a man that"s settled down to enjoy life!"
"That"s the right way for you to feel," affirmed Hiram. "You take a man that holds office and the tide turns against him after a while.
It"s turned against you pretty sharp."
"Don"t see how you figger that," returned the Cap"n with complacency.
"I"m gettin" out just the right time. Time to leave is when they"re coaxin" you to stay. If I"d stayed in till they got to growlin" around and wantin" to put me out I"d have to walk up and down in this town like Gid Ward does now--meechin" as a scalt pup. That"s why I"m takin"
so much personal satisfaction in gettin" out--they want to keep me in."
"You ought to travel out around this town a little," returned his friend, grimly. "The way they"re talkin" now you"d think they was goin" to have bonfires and a celebration when they get rid of you.
Hate to hurt your feelin"s, but I"m only reportin" facts, and just as they"re talkin" it. Bein" a friend I can say it to your face."
The expression of bland pride faded out of Cap"n Sproul"s face. For a moment he seemed inclined to doubt Hiram"s word in violent terms.
A few words did slip out.
The old showman interrupted him.
"Go out and sound the pulse for yourself. I never lied to you yet.
You"ve cuffed the people around pretty hard, you"ll have to admit that. Take a feller in politics that undertakes to boss too much, and when the voters do turn on him they turn hard. They"ve done it to you. They"re glad you"re goin" out. You couldn"t be elected hog-reeve in Smyrna to-day."
The Cap"n glared at him, voiceless for the moment.
"I know it hurts, but I"m tellin" you the truth," Hiram went on, remorselessly. "If they don"t stand up and give three cheers in town-meetin" to-morrow when you hand in your resignation I"ll be much surprised."
"Who"s been lyin" about me?" demanded the first selectman.
"It ain"t that way at all! Seems like the town sort of woke up all of a sudden and realized it didn"t like your style of managin". The way you acted when the delegation came to you put on the finishin"
touch. Now, Aaron, you don"t have to take my word for this. Prob"ly it doesn"t interest you--but you can trot around and find out for yourself, if it does."
The first selectman, his eyes gleaming, the horn of gray hair that he twisted in moments of mental stress standing straight up, rose and reached for his hat.
"Mutiny on me, will they?" he growled. "We"ll jest see about that!"
"Where are you goin", Aaron?" asked the placid Louada Murilla, troubled by his ireful demeanor.
"I"m goin" to find out if this jeebasted town is goin" to kick me out of office! They"ll discover they haven"t got any Kunnel Gid Ward to deal with!"
"But you said you were out of politics, Aaron!" Dismay and grief were in her tones. "I want you for myself, husband. You promised me. I don"t want you to go back into politics."
"I hain"t ever been out of politics yet," he retorted. "And if there are any men in this town that think I"m down and out they"ll have another guess comin"."
He marched out of the house, leaving his visiting friend in most cavalier fashion.
Hiram stared after him, meditatively stroking his long mustache.
"Mis" Sproul," he said at last, "you take muddy roads, wet grounds, balky animils, fool rubes, drunken performers, and the high price of lemons, and the circus business is some raspy on the general disposition. But since I"ve known your husband I"ve come to the conclusion that it"s an angel-maker compared with goin" to sea."
"You had no business tellin" him what you did," complained the wife.
"You ought to understand his disposition by this time."
"I ought to, but I see I don"t," acknowledged the friend. He scrubbed his plug hat against his elbow and started for the door. "I"d been thinkin" that if ever I"d run up against a man that really wanted to shuck office that man was your husband. I reckoned he really knew what he wanted part of the time."
"Can"t you go after him and make him change his mind back?" she pleaded.
"The voters of this town will attend to that. I was tellin" him the straight truth. If he don"t get it pa.s.sed to him hot off the bat when he tackles "em, then I"m a sucker. You needn"t worry, marm. He"ll have plenty of time to "tend to his garden sa.s.s this summer."
It was midnight when Cap"n Sproul returned to an anxious and waiting wife. He was flushed and hot and hoa.r.s.e, but the gleam in his eye was no longer that of offended pride and ireful resolve. There was triumph in his glance.
"If there"s a bunch of yaller dogs think they can put me out of office in this town they"ll find they"re tryin" to gnaw the wrong bone,"
he declared hotly.
"But you had told them you wouldn"t take the office--you insisted that you were going to resign--you said--"
"It didn"t make any diff"runce what I said--when I said it things was headed into the wind and all sails was drawin" and I was on my course. But you let some one try to plunk acrost my bows when I"m on the starboard tack, and have got right of way, well, more or less tophamper is goin" to be carried away--and it won"t be mine."
"What have you done, Aaron?" she inquired with timorous solicitude.
"Canva.s.sed this town from one end to the other and by moral suasion, the riot act, and a few other things I"ve got pledges from three-quarters of the voters that when I pa.s.s in my resignation to-morrow they"ll vote that they won"t accept it and will ask me to keep on in office for the good of Smyrna. This town won"t get a chance to yoke me up with your brother Gid and point us out as a steer team named "Down and Out!" He"s "Down" but I ain"t "Out" yet, not by a dam--excuse me, Louada Murilla! But I"ve been mixin" into politics and talkin" political talk."
"And I had so hoped you were out of it," she sighed, as she followed him to their repose.
She watched him make ready and depart for town hall the next morning without comment, but the wistful look in her eyes spoke volumes.
Cap"n Sproul was silent with the air of a man with big events fronting him.
She watched the teams jog along the highway toward the village. She saw them returning in dusty procession later in the forenoon--signal that the meeting was over and the voters were returning to their homes.
In order to beguile the monotony of waiting she hunted up the blank-book in which she had begun to write "The Life Story of Gallant Captain Aaron Sproul." She read the brief notes that she had been able to collect from him and reflected with bitterness that there was little hope of securing much more data from a man tied up with the public affairs of a town which exacted so much from its first selectman.
Upon her musings entered Cap"n Sproul, radiant, serene. He bent and kissed her after the fashion of the days of the honeymoon.
"Whew!" he whistled, sitting down in a porch chair and gazing off across the blue hills. "It"s good to get out of that steam and stew down in that hall. I say, Louada Murilla, there ain"t in this whole world a much prettier view than that off acrost them hills. It"s a good picture for a man to spend his last days lookin" at."
"I"m afraid you aren"t going to get much time to look at it, husband."
She fondled her little book and there was a bit of pathos in her voice.
"Got all the time there is!"