F. R., caught his Death upon the Water, April the 31st.
W. W., killed by an unknown Hand, that was playing with the Glove off upon the Side of the Front-Box in Drury-Lane.
Sir Christopher Crazy, Bart., hurt by the Brush of a Whalebone Petticoat.
Sylvius, shot through the Sticks of a Fan at St. James"s Church.
Damon, struck thro" the Heart by a Diamond Necklace.
Thomas Trusty, Francis Goosequill, William Meanwell, Edward Callow, Esqrs., standing in a Row, fell all four at the same time, by an Ogle of the Widow Trapland.
Tom. Rattle, chancing to tread upon a Lady"s Tail as he came out of the Play-house, she turned full upon him, and laid him dead upon the Spot.
d.i.c.k Tastewell, slain by a Blush from the Queen"s Box in the third Act of the Trip to the Jubilee.
Samuel Felt, Haberdasher, wounded in his Walk to Islington by Mrs. Susannah Crossstich, as she was clambering over a Stile.
R. F., T. W., S. I., M. P., &c., put to Death in the last Birth-Day Ma.s.sacre.
Roger Blinko, cut off in the Twenty-first Year of his Age by a White-wash.
Musidorus, slain by an Arrow that flew out of a Dimple in Belinda"s Left Cheek.
Ned Courtly presenting Flavia with her Glove (which she had dropped on purpose) she receivd it, and took away his Life with a Curtsie.
John Gosselin having received a slight Hurt from a Pair of blue Eyes, as he was making his Escape was dispatch"d by a Smile.
Strephon, killed by Clarinda as she looked down into the Pit.
Charles Careless, shot flying by a Girl of Fifteen, who unexpectedly popped her Head upon him out of a Coach.
Josiah Wither, aged threescore and three, sent to his long home by Elizabeth Jet-well, Spinster.
Jack Freelove, murderd by Melissa in her Hair.
William Wiseaker, Gent., drown"d in a Flood of Tears by Moll Common.
John Pleadwell, Esq., of the Middle Temple, Barrister at Law, a.s.sa.s.sinated in his Chambers the sixth Instant by Kitty Sly, who pretended to come to him for his Advice.
I.
[Footnote 1:
They are all weapon, and they dart Like Porcupines from every Part.
Anacreontics, iii.]
No. 378. Wednesday, May 14, 1712. Pope.
"Aggredere, O magnos, aderit jam tempus, honores."
Virg.
I will make no Apology for entertaining the Reader with the following Poem, which is written by a great Genius, a Friend of mine, in the Country, who is not ashamd to employ his Wit in the Praise of his Maker.
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MESSIAH.
A sacred Eclogue, compos"d of several Pa.s.sages of Isaiah the Prophet.
Written in Imitation of Virgil"s POLLIO.
Ye Nymphs of Solyma! begin the Song: To heav"nly Themes sublimer Strains belong.
The Mossy Fountains, and the Sylvan Shades, The Dreams of Pindus and th" Aonian Maids, Delight no more--O Thou my Voice inspire, Who touch"d Isaiah"s [hallow"d [2]] Lips with Fire!
Rapt into future Times, the Bard begun; A Virgin shall conceive, a Virgin bear a Son!
[Isaiah, From Jesse"s Root behold a Branch arise, Cap. II. Whose sacred Flow"r with Fragrance fills the Skies.
v. 1.] Th" aethereal Spirit o"er its Leaves shall move, And on its Top descends the Mystick Dove.
[Cap. 45. Ye Heav"ns! from high the dewy Nectar pour, v. 8.] And in soft Silence shed the kindly Show"r!
[Cap. 25. The Sick and Weak, the healing Plant shall aid, v. 4.] From Storms a Shelter, and from Heat a Shade.
All Crimes shall cease, and ancient Fraud shall fail;
[Cap. 9. Returning Justice lift aloft her Scale; v. 7.] Peace o"er the World her Olive Wand extend, And white-rob"d Innocence from Heav"n descend.
Swift fly the Years, and rise th" expected Morn!
Oh spring to Light, Auspicious Babe, be born!
See Nature hastes her earliest Wreaths to bring, With all the Incense of the breathing Spring: