[Footnote 1: See Nos. 565, 571, 590, and 628.]
No. 581. Monday, August 16, 1714. Addison.
"Sunt bona, sunt quaedam mediocria, sunt mala plura Quae legis."
Mart.
I am at present sitting with a Heap of Letters before me, which I have received under the Character of SPECTATOR; I have Complaints from Lovers, Schemes from Projectors, Scandal from Ladies, Congratulations, Compliments, and Advice in abundance.
I have not been thus long an Author, to be insensible of the natural Fondness every Person must have for their own Productions; and I begin to think I have treated my Correspondents a little too uncivilly in Stringing them all together on a File, and letting them lye so long unregarded. I shall therefore, for the future, think my self at least obliged to take some Notice of such Letters as I receive, and may possibly do it at the end of every Month.
In the mean time, I intend my present Paper as a short Answer to most of those which have been already sent me.
The Publick however is not to expect I should let them into all my Secrets; and though I appear abstruse to most People, it is sufficient if I am understood by my particular Correspondents.
My Well-wisher _Van Nath_ is very arch, but not quite enough so to appear in Print.
_Philadelphus_ will, in a little time, see his Query fully answered by a Treatise which is now in the Press.
It was very improper at that time to comply with Mr. _G_.
Miss _Kitty_ must excuse me.
The Gentleman who sent me a Copy of Verses on his Mistress"s Dancing, is I believe too thoroughly in Love to compose correctly.
I have too great a Respect for both the Universities to praise one at the Expence of the other.
_Tom Nimble_ is a very honest Fellow, and I desire him to present my humble Service to his Cousin _Fill b.u.mper_.
I am obliged for the Letter upon Prejudice.
I may in due time animadvert on the Case of _Grace Grumble_.
The Pet.i.tion of _P. S. granted_.
That of _Sarah Loveit, refused_.
The Papers of _A. S._ are returned.
I thank _Aristippus_ for his kind Invitation.
My Friend at _Woodstock_ is a bold Man, to undertake for all within Ten Miles of him.
I am afraid the Entertainment of _Tom Turnover_ will hardly be relished by the good Cities of _London_ and _Westminster_.
I must consider further of it, before I indulge _W. F._ in those Freedoms he takes with the Ladies Stockings.
I am obliged to the ingenious Gentleman, who sent me an Ode on the Subject of a late SPECTATOR, and shall take particular Notice of his last Letter.
When the Lady who wrote me a Letter, dated _July_ the 20th, in relation to some Pa.s.sages in a _Lover_, will be more particular in her Directions, I shall be so in my Answer.
The poor Gentleman, who fancies my Writings could reclaim an Husband who can abuse such a Wife as he describes, has I am afraid too great an Opinion of my Skill.
_Philanthropos_ is, I dare say, a very well-meaning Man, but a little too prolix in his Compositions.
_Constantius_ himself must be the best Judge in the Affair he mentions.
The Letter dated from _Lincoln_ is received.
_Arethusa_ and her Friend may hear further from me.
_Celia_ is a little too hasty.
_Harriot_ is a good Girl, but must not Curtsie to Folks she does not know.
I must ingeniously confess my Friend _Sampson Bentstaff_ has quite puzzled me, and writ me a long Letter which I cannot comprehend one Word of.
_Collidan_ must also explain what he means by his _Drigelling_.
I think it beneath my _Spectatorial_ Dignity, to concern my self in the Affair of the boiled Dumpling.
I shall consult some _Litterati_ on the Project sent me for the Discovery of the Longitude.
I know not how to conclude this Paper better, than by inserting a Couple of Letters which are really genuine, and which I look upon to be two of the smartest Pieces I have received from my Correspondents of either s.e.x.
_Brother_ SPEC.
"While you are surveying every Object that falls in your way, I am wholly taken up with one. Had that Sage, who demanded what Beauty was, lived to see the dear Angel I love, he would not have asked such a Question. Had another seen her, he would himself have loved the Person in whom Heaven has made Virtue visible; and were you your self to be in her ompany, you could never, with all your Loquacity, say enough of her good Humour and Sense. I send you the Outlines of a Picture, which I can no more finish than I can sufficiently admire the dear Original.
I am
_Your most Affectionate Brother,_ Constantio Spec.