The proprietor entered the conversation with an insinuating wedge of a voice.
"I don"t like to mind other folks" business," he said, "but if the lady is fretting about bein" out all night with a total stranger, I feel it my dooty to remark that in Grub City there is a justice of the peace."
He bowed and made a gesture which either indicated his whole person, or that smug and bulging portion of it to which the gesture was more directly applied.
Saterlee and the lady did not look at each other and laugh. They were painfully embarra.s.sed.
"Nothing like a sound splice," suggested the Justice, still hopeful of being helpful. "Failing that, you"ve a long row to hoe, and I suggest a life saver for the gent and a nip o" the same for the lady. I"d like you to see the bar," he added. "Mine is the show place of this here city--mirrors--peac.o.c.k feathers--Ariadne in the nood--cash register--and everything hunky-dunk."
"We"ll go you," said Saterlee. "At any rate, I will."
"Oh, I must see, too," said the lady, and both were relieved at the turn which the conversation had taken.
The proprietor removed the cheese-cloth fly protector from the two-by-three mirror over the bar, slipped a white jacket over his blue shirt, and rubbed his hands together invitingly, as if washing them.
"What"s your pleasure, gents?" said he.
As the lady approached the bar she stumbled. Saterlee caught her by the elbow.
"That rail down there," he said, "ain"t to trip over. It"s to rest your foot on. So." He showed her. With the first sign of humor that she had shown, the lady suddenly and very capitally mimicked his att.i.tude. And in a tough voice (really an excellent piece of acting): "What"s yours, kid?" she said. And then blushed to the eyes, and was very much ashamed of herself. But Saterlee and the bartender were delighted. They roared with laughter.
"Next thing," said the bartender, "she"ll pull a gun and shoot up the place."
Saterlee said: "Rye."
"I want to be in it," said the lady. "Can you make me something that looks like a drink, and isn"t?"
"Scotch," said the proprietor without hesitation.
"No--no," she said, "Water and coloring matter."
She was fitted finally with a pony of water containing a few drops of Spanish Red and an olive.
The three touched gla.s.ses and wished each other luck all around.
Saterlee paid eighty dollars and some change across the bar. But the proprietor pushed back the change.
"The drinks," he said grandly, "was on the house."
III
The united families bade them farewell, and Saterlee brought down the whip sharply upon the bony flank of the old horse which he had bought.
But not for a whole minute did the sensation caused by the whip appear to travel to the ancient mare"s brain. Not till reaching a deep puddle did she seem suddenly aware of the fact that she had been whipped. Then, however, she rushed through the puddle, covering Saterlee and the lady with mud, and having reached the other side, fell once more into a halting walk.
The lady was tightly wedged between Saterlee and the side of the buggy.
Every now and then Saterlee made a tremendous effort to make himself narrower, but it was no use.
"If you begin to get numb," he said, "tell me, and I"ll get out and walk a spell.... How clear the air is! Seems as if you could stretch out your hand and touch the mountains. Do you see that shadow half way up--on the left--about three feet off? Carcasonne House is somewhere in that shadow. And it"s forty miles away."
Once more the road ran under a shallow of water. And once more the old mare remembered that she had been whipped, and made a rush for it. Fresh mud was added to that which had already dried upon them by the dry miracle of the air.
"She"d ought to have been a motor-boat," said Saterlee, the mud which had entered his mouth gritting unpleasantly between his teeth. "Last year there was _one_ spring hole _somewhere_ in these parts--this year it"s all lakes and rivers--never was such rains before in the memory of man. Wonder what Gila River"s doing?"
"What is Gila River?" she asked.
"It"s a sand gully," he said, "that winds down from the mountains, and out across the plain, like a sure enough river. Only there"s no water in it, only a damp spot here and there. But I was thinking that maybe it"ll be going some now. We ought to strike it before dark."
The mare rushed through another puddle.
The lady laughed. "Please don"t bother to hold her," she said; "I don"t mind--now."
"I guess your dress ain"t really hurt," commented Saterlee. "I remember my old woman--Anna--had a brown silk that got a mud bath, and came through all right."
"This is an old rag, anyway," said the showy lady, who was still showy in spite of a wart-like knot of dried mud on the end of her nose. And she glanced at her spattered but graceful and expensive white linen and hand-embroidered dress.
"Well, I can see one thing," said Saterlee, "that you"ve made up your mind to go through this experience like a good sport. I wish I didn"t have to take up so much room."
"Never mind," she said, "I like to think that I could go to sleep without danger of falling out."
"That"s so--that"s so," said Saterlee. "Maybe it"s just as well we"re something of a tight fit."
"I have always mistrusted thin men," said the lady, and she hastily added: "Not that you"re _fat_"
"My bones are covered," said Saterlee; "I admit it."
"Yes," she said, "but with big muscles and sinews."
"I am not weak," said Saterlee; "I admit it."
"What air this is," exclaimed the lady; "what delicious air. No wonder it cures people with lung trouble. Still, I"m glad mine are sound."
"I"m glad to hear you say that, Ma"am," said Saterlee. "When you said you were bound for Carcasonne House, I thought to myself, "Mebbe she"s got it," and I felt mighty sorry."
"Do I look like a consumptive?" she asked.
"Bless me--no," said he. "But you"re not stout, and, considering where you said you was going, you mustn"t blame me for putting two and two together and getting the wrong answer."
"I don"t blame you at all," she said, but a little stiffly. "It was perfectly natural. No," she said, "my daughter is at Carcasonne House.
She had a very heavy cold--and other troubles--and _two_ doctors agreed that her lungs were threatened. Well, perhaps they were. I sent her to Carcasonne House on the doctors" recommendation. And it seems that she"s just as sound as I am."
"What a relief to you, Ma"am," said Saterlee hastily.
"Yes," she said, but without enthusiasm, "a great relief."
He screwed his ma.s.sive head around on his ma.s.sive neck, not without difficulty, and looked at her. His voice sounded hurt.
"You don"t seem very glad, Ma"am," he said.