And, in spite of talk like that, there are some people back home that think their own communities" men are doing all the fighting.
CAN YOU BLAME HER?
Teacher in French School: "Marie, what is the national anthem of La Patrie?"
Little Marie: "La Ma.r.s.eillaise."
Teacher: "Good! Now, the national air of England?"
Little Marie: "G.o.d Save the King."
Teacher: "Very good, mon enfant! Now, the national air of the United States?"
Little Marie: "Certainement! It is "Hail, Hail, the Gang"s All Here!""
GOOD ENOUGH FOR HIM.
"Well, Bill, how are you getting along with your French?"
"Fine! I know the words for wood, straw, beefsteak and suds; what more do I want to get by with?"
SUCH IS FAME!
"Jake, who"s this Lord Reading that"s the new British Amba.s.sador to the States?"
"Reading? Say, ain"t he the guy that run a railroad somewhere in Pennsylvania?"
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