"Oh, we write down on a slate where we"re going."
He held her a little away. "I--_say_!... You wouldn"t tell her where, would you?"
"Why not?"
"What--cheek!"
"She put me "on my honour"--impudence!" quoth Louie.
"But I say--what frightful cheek!"
"Good-bye----"
"Just a minute----"
"Well----"
Then, ""Bye----"
"Good-bye----"
He called her name after her. "Louie!"
"What?"
"Good-bye----"
"Good-bye, boy----" She waved her hand.
Anyway, she thought with satisfaction, she had made him say--swear--that she was pretty.
The next afternoon, as good as her word, Louie wrote on the hall-slate: "Gone to Mazzicombe: L. Causton." Then she walked, whistling, out of the house and up the hill.
VI
This time she fully expected to catch it, and did catch it. No time was lost. A note from Mrs. Lovenant-Smith just before supper ordered her to report herself immediately after that meal. At a quarter past nine she presented herself.
The French window stood wide open, but night was fast falling over the front lawn, and a clipped peac.o.c.k of box showed against a brownish-green sky. Mrs. Lovenant-Smith stood by the window. It moved as she turned, and there swung slowly across the pane the reflection of the tall, yellow-shaded standard-lamp in one corner. Miss Harriet Chesson had followed Louie in. In her hand was a piece of paper--Louie"s "conduct-report."
The beginning of the encounter was no skirmish; its end was positive slaughter. This is no place for a report of it, round by round; it must be summarised, even as the "Life and Battles" summarises the combat between Buck and the terrible Piker. Louie "led," so to speak, by asking whether she might sit down, giving as her reason that she had had a long walk that afternoon; permission was only refused her after she had put her hand on the back of a wheatear chair and said again: "I think you said Yes?" She then placed the chair for Miss Harriet to sit on, as near as possible to that of Mrs. Lovenant-Smith.
She herself stood in the middle of the room.
Miss Harriet, evidently wishing she was somewhere else, read aloud the conduct-report. It was longish and detailed. It also, as Louie well knew, did not contain one of the real points at issue. She looked from one to the other of the two women. The Lady-in-Charge wore a discreetly-necked evening frock, with a fichu secured by a mourning brooch; and her fingers kept touching this brooch, and also kept leaving it again, as if Louie"s eyes had been capable of a physical plucking of them away. She had had Miss Harriet in, Louie knew, for moral support. The princ.i.p.al"s dress, too, was a give-and-take between her gardening costume and conventional evening attire. Her indictment read, she seemed more than ever anxious to depart. Louie, for her part, was rather glad that she had been called in. Buck had always fought better for the eyes upon him.
Mrs. Lovenant-Smith began correctly; her first trace of acerbity showed only when Louie, having listened to her arraignment with downcast eyes, lifted them for a moment to make a modest and quite immaterial correction.
"Have the goodness to cease this exaggerated deference, Miss Causton.
It doesn"t deceive me. It"s only a form of veiled insolence."
Louie heard her indictment out in silence.
First blood was drawn when Louie mentioned the name of Roy Lovenant-Smith. She called him, with aggravating naturalness, "Roy."
Mrs. Lovenant-Smith rose nearly an inch in height.
""Roy!"" she echoed. ""Roy," indeed!"
"I quite expected Priddy would tell you that first time. Of course he would. The gardeners here don"t like outsiders intruding," said Louie.
The point told. There was no need to mention the name of Miss Hastings. Mrs. Lovenant-Smith"s face deepened its ochre.
"Go on, Miss Causton," she said; while Miss Harriet timidly interposed: "I think that"s all you wanted me for?"
Louie went on. "And anyway, you gave your nephew permission to come on the premises, which seems to me quite as much against the Rules as anything there." She pointed to the charge-sheet.
"Pray go on, Miss Causton," said Mrs. Lovenant-Smith, swallowing her wrath. Piker Betteridge, counting the moral advantage to be more than the pain endured, had formerly been wont to thrust out his undefended jaw in order to prove its invulnerability to attack; Mrs.
Lovenant-Smith was doing something of the same kind now.
"Pray go on----" she said.
"And of course that"s all bunk.u.m," said Louie, warming, and pointing once more to the paper in Miss Harriet"s hand. "That isn"t in the least what you mean. What you really hate is my having told the girls what you"ve had in your mind ever since I came--I mean about my father."
"Pray go on!" The jaw was thrust out once more.
("Perhaps I"d better go?" Miss Harriet still fidgeted. Seedsmen"s daughters are not at their ease at these Olympian conflicts.)
"All right, I will go on," said Louie, warming still more. "You would have preferred me to hold my tongue about it, and if you"re thinking of asking me to resign I should like to say now that probably at least half-a-dozen others will go with me."
Here, however, Mrs. Lovenant-Smith scored a point.
"That may have been true a little while ago," she said, "but--go on."
And Louie remembered certain little incidents and unbendings that had caused it to be indulgently rumoured that "Lovey wasn"t such a bad old sort once you got to know her." Louie conceded the point.
"Anyway, that"s what she does mean," she said, turning to Miss Harriet--"that she didn"t want me to tell them that my father was a prizefighter and kept a public-house!"
"Address yourself to me, if you please," ordered Mrs. Lovenant-Smith.
"Certainly! You"ve been set against me from the first, for that very reason; and as for your nephew, I"ve known him for years and years, and you"ve no business at all to have him here, and it would sound rather well, wouldn"t it, if the tale got about that you allowed----"
But at this Mrs. Lovenant-Smith"s hardly held composure gave way with a snap. Well-born but necessitous Ladies-in-Charge of horticultural colleges do not submit to being told their duty by the daughters of pugilists. She stamped on the floor.
"Silence!" she cried, shaking. "I was a fool ever to have had you here! You make discipline impossible. You corrupt your fellow-students--you make a boast of your unfortunate parentage--you show no respect for the Rules--you think yourself at liberty to come and go as you please--you carry on a vulgar intrigue----"
"--not with a gardener----"
("Oh, I _really_ must go my rounds!" murmured Miss Harriet; but she lingered; the spectacle of Olympians forgetting themselves does not occur every day.)