"Also it might even be admirable within its limits if Mr. Westguard did not also appoint himself critic, disciplinarian, and prophet of that particular section of society into which accident of birth has dumped him.
"Probably there is no section of human society that does not need a wholesome scourging now and then, but somehow, it seems to me, that it could be done less bitterly and with better grace than Mr.
Westguard does it in his book. The lash, swung from within, and applied with judgment and discrimination, ought to do a more thorough and convincing piece of work than a knout allied with the clubs of the proletariat, hitting at every head in sight.
"Let the prophets and sybils, the augurs and oracles of the _Hoi polloi_ address themselves to them; and let ours talk to us, not _about_ us to the world at large.
"A renegade from either side makes an unholy alliance, and, with his first shout from the public pulpit, tightens the master knot which he is trying to untie to the glory of G.o.d and for the sake of peace and good will on earth. And the result is Donnybrook Fair.
"I hate to speak this way to you of your friend, and about a man I like and, in a measure, really respect. But this is what I think.
And my inclination is to tell you the truth, always.
"Concerning the artistic value of Mr. Westguard"s literary performance, I know little. The simplicity of his language recommends the pages to me. The book is easy to read. Perhaps therein lies his art; I do not know.
"Now, as I am in an unaccountably serious mood amid all the frivolity of this semi-tropical place, may I not say to you something about yourself? How are you going to silence me?
"Well, then; you seem to reason illogically. You make little of yourself, yet you offer me your friendship, by implication, every time you write to me. You seek my society mentally. Do you really believe that my mind is so easily satisfied with intellectual rubbish, or that I am flattered by letters from a n.o.body?
"What do you suppose there is attractive about you, Mr. Quarren--if you really do amount to as little as you pretend? I"ve seen handsomer men, monsieur, wealthier men, more intelligent men; men more experienced, men of far greater talents and attainments.
"Why do you suppose that I sit here in the Southern sunshine writing to you when there are dozens of men perfectly ready to amuse me?--and qualified to do it, too!
"For the sake of your _beaux-yeux_? _Non pas!_
"But there is a _something_ which the world recognises as a subtle and nameless sympathy. And it stretches an invisible filament between you and the girl who is writing to you.
"That tie is not founded on sentiment; I think you know that. And, of things spiritual, you and I have never yet spoken.
"Therefore I conclude that the tie must be purely intellectual; that mind calls to mind and finds contentment in the far response.
"So, when you pretend to me that you are of no intellectual account, you pay me a scurvy compliment. _Quod erat demonstrandum._
"With this gentle reproof I seal my long, long letter, and go where the jasmine twineth and the orchestra playeth; for it is tea-time, my friend, and the Park of Peac.o.c.ks is all a-glitter with plumage.
Soft eyes look wealth to eyes that ask again; and all is brazen as a dinner bell!
"O friend! do you know that since I have been here I might have attained to fortune, had I cared to select any one of several generous gentlemen who have been good enough to thrust that commodity at me?
"To be asked to marry a man no longer distresses me. I am all over the romantic idea of being sorry for wealthy amateurs who make me a plain business proposition, offering to invest a fortune in my good looks. To amateurs, connoisseurs, and collectors, there is no such thing as a fixed market value to anything. An object of art is worth what it can be bought for. I don"t yet know how much I am worth. I may yet find out.
"There are nice men here, odious men, harmless men, colourless men, worthy men, and the ever-present fool. He is really the happiest, I suppose.
"Then, all in a cla.s.s by himself, is an Englishman, one Sir Charles Mallison. I don"t know what to tell you about him except that I feel exceedingly safe and comfortable when I am with him.
"He says very little; I say even less. But it is agreeable to be with him.
"He is middle-aged, and, I imagine, very wise. Perhaps his reticence makes me think so. He and Mr. Wycherly shoot ducks on the lagoon--and politics into each other.
"I must go. You are not here to persuade me to stay and talk nonsense to you against my better judgment. You"re quite helpless, you see. So I"m off.
"Will you write to me again?
"STRELSA LEEDS."
A week after Quarren had answered her letter O"Hara called his attention to a paragraph in a morning paper which hinted at an engagement between Sir Charles Mallison and Mrs. Leeds.
Next day"s paper denied it on excellent authority; so, naturally, the world at large believed the contrary.
Southern news also revealed the interesting item that the yacht, _Yulan_, belonging to Mrs. Sprowl"s hatchet-faced nephew, Langly Sprowl, had sailed from Miami for the West Indies with the owner and Mrs. Leeds and Sir Charles Mallison among the guests.
The _Yulan_ had not as fragrant a reputation as its exotic name might signify, respectable parties being in the minority aboard her, but Langly Sprowl was Langly Sprowl, and few people declined any invitation of his.
He was rather a remarkable young man, thin as a blade, with a voracious appet.i.te and no morals. Nor did he care whether anybody else had any.
What he wanted he went after with a cold and unsensitive directness that no newspapers had been courageous enough to characterise. He wouldn"t have cared if they had.
Among other things that he had wanted, recently, was another man"s wife.
The other man being of his own caste made no difference to him; he simply forced him to let his wife divorce him; which, it was understood, that pretty young matron was now doing as rapidly as the laws of Nevada allowed.
Meanwhile Langly Sprowl had met Strelsa Leeds.
The sailing of the _Yulan_ for the West Indies became the topic of dinner and dance gossip; and Quarren heard every interpretation that curiosity and malice could put upon the episode.
He had been feeling rather cheerful that day; a misguided man from Jersey City had suddenly developed a mania for a country home. Quarren personally conducted him all over Tappan-Zee Park on the Hudson, through mud and slush in a skidding touring car, with the result that the man had become a pioneer and had promised to purchase a building site.
So Quarren came back to the Legation that afternoon feeling almost buoyant, and discovered Westguard in all kinds of temper, smoking a huge faence pipe which he always did when angry, and which had become known as "The Weather-breeder."
[Ill.u.s.tration: ""I write," said Westguard, furious, "because I have a message to deliv--""]
"Jetzt geht das Wetter los!" quoted Quarren, dropping into a seat by the fire. "Where is this particular area of low depression centred, Karl?"
"Over my d.a.m.n book. The papers insist it"s a _livre-a-clef_; and I am certain the thing is selling on that account! I tell you it"s humiliating. I"ve done my best as honestly as I know how, and not one critic even mentions the philosophy of the thing; all they notice is the mere story and the supposed resemblance between my characters and living people! I"m cursed if I ever----"
"Oh, shut up!" said Quarren tranquilly. "If you"re a novelist you write to amuse people, and you ought to be thankful that you"ve succeeded."
"Confound it!" roared Westguard, "I write to _instruct_ people! not to keep "em from yawning!"
"Then you"ve made a jolly fluke of it, that"s all--because you have accidentally written a corking good story--good enough and interesting enough to make people stand for the cold chunks of philosophical admonition with which you"ve spread your sandwich--thinly, Heaven be praised!"
"I write," said Westguard, furious, "because I"ve a message to deliv----"
"Help!" moaned Quarren. "You write because it"s in you to do it; because you"ve nothing more interesting to do; and because it enables you to make a decent and honourable living!"
"Do those reasons prevent my having a message to deliver?" roared Westguard.
"No, they exist in spite of it. You"d write anyway, whether or not you believed you had a message to deliver. You"ve written some fifteen novels, and fifteen times you have smothered your story with your message. This time, by accident, the story got its second breath, and romped home, with "Message" a bad second, and that selling plater, "Philosophy," left at the post----"
"Go on!--you irreverent tout!" growled Westguard; "I want my novels read, of course. Any author does. But I wish to Heaven somebody would try to interpret the important lessons which I----"