Chapter 2289 Coffee sausage
“I sometimes see it in the group chat, and now it’s so full of nonsense.” As Su Yun walked, she said in disdain,””Something about expelling 2.5 kilograms of feces in one filling and losing 2.5 kilograms of weight, and so on.”
“Eh? In the group?” Zheng Ren asked in confusion.
“Not everyone is like you, only in the work group. Life, do you understand life?” Su Yun spat at him.
“……”
Zheng Ren was silent.
“Brother Yun, is it useful?” Lin Yuan asked,”is it true?”
“Hey, you medical doctor. Can you grow your brain?”
“A few days ago, I heard them say something about how when Diana was alive, she had to give an intestinal Gorge twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening.” Lin Yuan had already gotten used to the way he communicated with Su Yun.
She chuckled as she said that, completely ignoring Su Yun’s tone and the sharp words she said.
“You believe me?”
“If it was someone else, I might have investigated. However, Princess Diana has a severe eating disorder. If she were to have intestines stuffed twice a day, she would be long gone before the car accident. ” Lin Yuan said.
“That’s right. Song Meiling gives her sausages every day, longevity, beauty, and so on. This bunch of people really dare to say anything. ” Su Yun sighed.
“This is also fake?”
“It is said that w.a.n.g Feng once recorded in his book,’beauty and sorrow-Song Meiling’ that Song Meiling had been doing sausages every day since she was young. Moreover, Jiang zhitai knew about this, but he kept his mouth shut. There was no record of it in his log.” Su Yun chuckled.
“What do you think? don’t you look like a scammer on the internet? We’ll first block off the theoretical basis that is most likely to be proven, then say whatever we want. We can’t find any actual examples anyway. ” Su Yun said.
“You’ve read this book?” Zheng Ren asked.
“No, I didn ‘t,” Su Yun could talk nonsense to others, but he didn’t dare to talk nonsense to his boss. He was worried that he would be slapped in the face every minute.”Just by looking at this sentence, I know that it’s not very credible.”
“I’ve seen it. It’s said to be coffee sausages.” Zheng Ren said,”let’s not talk about Mr. w.a.n.g Feng’s words. Just based on the facts, I don’t think it’s very credible. The earliest record of coffee was 1500 years ago when it was discovered by an Ethiopia Shepherd, but many books that talk about coffee sausages say that there were records of coffee sausages in ancient Rome before 2000. “
“Is it useful?” When it came to terms like weight loss and beauty, Lin Yuan’s IQ plummeted, and he was no different from other girls.
However, she still held back some of her bottom lines. At the very least, she knew to ask boss Zheng.
“I don’t know if it’ll work. However, according to the relevant statement that can be found, during the First World War, there was a lack of anesthetics. Because coffee sausages have a painkiller effect, it was once used by the German army to reduce the pain of patients during surgery. It was a simple method. ” Zheng Ren was very cautious even when he was gossiping.
“Well, it was later used for beauty purposes. I don’t know what it’s thinking.” Su Yun said,”I think it’s like a child with a fever, using an antipyretic and retention sausage. It relies on the intestinal mucous membrane to absorb the coffee. However, it doesn’t make sense if it’s for beauty. “
“Let’s not care about this. Let’s go and take a look. ” Zheng Ren strode into the operating room.
“Actually, when it comes to losing weight, it’s still the same old saying, Yingluo, which is nothing more than to control your mouth and take a step.
However, most people couldn’t do it, so they tried to rely on the so-called weight loss method for lazy people to slim down. As long as we consume less calories than we consume, we’ll slowly lose weight. ” Lin Yuan concluded.
“Don’t tell your sister Yue about the coffee sausages. ” Su Yun warned.
“Oh, I know.” Lin Yuan chuckled.
At the door of the operating room, Zheng Ren saw Feng Jianguo was about to go in.
“Brother Feng!” Zheng Ren called out.
“Yo, boss Zheng, you’re free today?” Feng Jianguo saw that boss Zheng also wanted to change his clothes, so he asked with a smile.
“Yes, I’m here to see the emergency patient that you just received.” Zheng Ren didn’t hide anything and said directly,””Why are you on stage?”
“The chief resident said that the adhesion of the abdominal cavity is very serious under a laparoscope, so he considered performing surgery and a second-stage anastomosis.” Feng Jianguo said,”I’ll go up and take a look. If the conditions allow it, I’ll try not to have a second stage surgery.”
“Have you been seeing the patient downstairs? what’s going on?” Zheng Ren asked.
“He said he was doing an intestinal detoxification in the beauty salon. After the ninth or tenth time, he went back and started to have a stomachache. He endured it for a while, but he couldn’t bear it anymore today.” Feng Jianguo said,”there’s a problem with the abdominal CT scan. We took a X-ray after standing position and had an abdominal X-ray, and we can see the gas. The initial consideration is that it’s an intestinal rupture. “
Zheng Ren nodded and went into the changing room to change.
“Boss Zheng, you’ve been getting busier and busier recently.” Feng Jianguo said.
“Yes, I have no choice.” Zheng Ren said,”with so many surgeries, the rich can’t even eat every day.”
“Boss Zheng, let me tell you something. What are the chances of winning the n.o.bel Prize?” Feng Jianguo asked nosily.
“Who knows? tomorrow, Dr. Mehal will come for the surgery. I’ll ask him then.” Zheng Ren said with a smile.
Feng Jianguo didn’t say anything else. The possibility of getting it in the first year was not high. Even if it took eight to ten years, it would be considered lucky.
He was mainly worried that boss Zheng had won a n.o.bel Prize recommendation at such a young age and was fantasizing about it. But seeing that boss Zheng’s expression was calm and not nervous at the mention of the n.o.bel Prize, he was relieved.
“I think this patient will definitely need to go through a second stage of surgery today.” Feng Jianguo changed the topic and said,”small intestine can be anastomosed. Ascending colon can also be anastomosed depending on the situation, but descending colon and r.e.c.t.u.m can’t be anastomosed. We don’t even know what’s going on inside. The chief resident said that there’s no field of vision in the endoscope. “
The colon was the intestine that absorbed water and formed feces. This was the main function of the colon. The closer the intestine was to the a.n.u.s, the more bacteria there was.
Although the patient was constantly being stuffed with intestines, the bacteria in his intestines might be different from normal people. However, after staying at home for so long, the adhesion and edema around the ruptured part of the intestines were very serious, and it was very difficult to suture it.
However, he had not seen the patient’s condition yet, so Zheng Ren did not go to the system’s operating theater. He wanted to take a look first.
After changing his clothes, Lin Yuan’s side was slightly slower. Zheng Ren did not wait and directly rushed to the operating room with Feng Jianguo.
As they walked, they chatted for a while. When they arrived at the operating room, they saw Quan xiaocao disinfecting the operating theater.
“Xiao Cao, I haven’t seen you for a long time. You seem to have lost weight again.” Su Yun chuckled.
“Brother Yun …” Quan xiaocao sighed as she looked at her pale face.
“It’s disgusting to look at again?” Su Yun asked.
Quan xiaocao nodded her head.
“Stop it. Come with me and intervene. What do you think?” Su Yun said half-jokingly.
Quan xiaocao didn’t dare to answer and lowered her head to disinfect the wound.