Chapter 2855 Crowing chickens in the middle of the night (1)
“A meeting this late at night?” Director Zhou immediately said unhappily.
“I can’t help it. The problem in the gynaecology department is too big. “The matter has just been resolved, and the supervisor at the headquarters gave the order.” The head nurse sighed and lowered her voice out of habit when she mentioned the obstetrics department.
Director Zhou did not want to think too much about it. If the hospital wanted to go to a meeting, then so be it. He just needed to bring his ears to listen.
When she arrived at the hospital, she changed into white clothes and went to the meeting room with the head nurse.
When the a.s.sociate Hospital director saw director Zhou enter, he politely stood up, bowed, and gave up his seat to director Zhou. He then invited director Zhou to the front.
After so many years, director Zhou had long gotten used to these formalities, so he did not think there was anything wrong with it. Sitting in his seat, director Zhou looked at the empty Mike in front of him with a smile.
He had a lot of meetings when he was working in tertiary Grade A hospitals. He did not expect that there would be meetings in private hospitals as well. He had been very annoyed at that time, and he still had to attend meetings even when he was old.
Director Zhou’s lips curled into a sinister smile.
Not long after, a middle-aged woman in a professional suit came in, accompanied by director Zhao chengyin. With a frosty expression, she stood in front of the Mike without hesitation.
She tested the microphone and glanced around coldly. Her eyes were as cold as a knife. Even director Zhou was not used to this. What was she trying to do?
“Jinhai Kanghua hospital has been operating for one year, but they have submitted an unqualified report card.” The woman didn’t introduce herself. Instead, she said coldly,”the director is responsible for this. Director Zhao, you should reflect on your actions.”
Director Zhou frowned as he looked at the woman who spoke. A failed report card? For a private hospital that had just started operating, it would be incredible if it could achieve what 912 did. Furthermore, was she not skilled enough? could it be that she wanted to ascend to the heavens?
“The headquarters sent me to supervise. I also have a headache.” The woman continued,”look at what you’ve done! Each and every one of you, dressed up like a dog, only taking money and not working!”
Director Zhou was dumbfounded by the woman’s curses.
“There’s only one department that has managed to complete the performance appraisal. I’ve been leading a medical team for 20 years, and this is the first time I’ve seen a team like yours that’s useless!”
Director Zhou was a little dazed. Team! In his mind, this concept included preoperative discussions, strict surgical cooperation, and fine postoperative management. However, from the mouth of the woman on stage, it seemed as if they were a multi-level marketing gang.
“First, let’s start from the marketing department.” The woman’s voice grew colder. She raised her head and said,”Marketing Manager, stand up.”
“I am.” A man in his thirties in a suit stood up.
“Do you know what the marketing department does?!”
“…” The man in a suit lowered his head. It was obvious that he was unconvinced, but he didn’t dare to talk back. He didn’t want to quarrel with his wife. If he quarreled with his boss, that meant he didn’t want to work anymore.
“Your marketing department has only recruited 22 patients this month. What the h.e.l.l are you guys thinking? 22 people, this is a huge operation cost, do you think this is a child’s play?”
“This month, everyone will only get a basic salary of 500 yuan. If you don’t pa.s.s the performance a.s.sessment, all your bonuses will be canceled.”
“Uh …” The man in a suit looked at the woman in surprise.”We’ve been working very hard to put advertis.e.m.e.nts in the newspapers and other print media. We’ve also prepared some fans for summer …”
“It’s winter and you’re f * cking telling me it’s summer! Did your mother teach you how to fan in winter? You’ve been impersonating a human for decades, you must be tired, right?” The woman began to curse directly.
Everyone was speechless. Director Zhou quickly controlled his emotions. He didn’t want to work here for a few days and get a heart attack. It wasn’t worth it.
‘It has nothing to do with me. It has nothing to do with me.’ Director Zhou consoled himself.
Supervisor, we …”
“Don’t explain. Explaining is just covering up.” The woman’s cold voice echoed in the meeting room.”How do we operate our business? how do we pay you idiots? “The marketing department can’t get any patients, and you’re still hoping for bonuses? If it wasn’t for my humanitarian thinking, don’t even think about getting the basic salary. “
The man in the suit broke out in a cold sweat.
“Wear perfume when you have money, and put on perfume when you don’t have money. Don’t even think about the bonus. I’ll emphasize it again, what I say is the final decision. If you’re not satisfied, you can leave immediately. No one will keep you. “
“This is the imperial capital. There are tens of millions of people moving around here. This is the best market. I didn’t expect a bunch of idiots to do this. It really makes me sad.” The woman looked at the Marketing Manager coldly, like a knife.
“I won’t say much about the management rules. If you can’t meet the target by next month, all of you can F * cking get lost. Now, I’ll give you directions directly. Don’t think, just follow them. “
“First, your marketing department will be in charge of the new media in the hospital and update the contents of the hospital’s WeChat and Weibo accounts. The headquarters are in charge of Weibo, so you know very well whether your WeChat account is doing well or not!”
“Second, the cooperation with other companies will be zero. Take-out, express delivery, every little brother has to stuff advertis.e.m.e.nts in them. Do I even need to be taught about this?”
“Third, our company doesn’t have a marketing department. Everything is handled by the marketing department. This was to avoid a situation where the organization was bloated and overstaffed. Go to the neighborhood and the streets to distribute the hospital’s publicity materials, and think of ways to give the patients in the hospital a disease science Handbook. “
“This is the most basic. Have you done it?” The woman’s expression did not change at all. She was cold and stiff. Every word she said was like a bullet that directly hit the man in the suit’s heart.
“But … It’s winter now …” The man in the suit tried to explain.
“Winter? Then you don’t have to come to work. ” The woman reproached,”you still have the cheek to tell me that it’s winter? do you only know about the fans used in summer?” You guys didn’t do a good job with the publicity. You have to use viral marketing in every District. “
“As the person in charge, you will lead and lead the medical staff to the gra.s.sroots community for volunteer medical consultation, and provide good service and support to the medical staff.”
“This is just the first step. If we don’t do anything, what’s the use of having the marketing department? Look at your face, it’s like you’ve drunk urine candy. If you have the energy to do so, go and use it on the patient. Don’t Smile at Me, it’s disgusting. “
Director Zhou almost laughed out loud when he heard that.
It was the first time he had heard someone scold someone so sneakily. This person was really not simple. It looked like he had been in a pot of oil for a few rounds. Amazing! Amazing!
“Also, don’t just accept any patient. We have our own treatment scope. Let me ask you, which patient is the most valuable?” The woman asked the Marketing Manager.
“……”
“d.a.m.n it, who gave you lessons when you first joined?!” The woman immediately started cursing.