Mr. Frog glanced away uneasily.
"I"m afraid," he observed, "you do not trust me. But I a.s.sure you I had no idea of eating any of your little ones. They"d be perfectly safe with me. Why, every one of them is so plump I"d never be able to decide which one to choose first!"
He often wondered, afterward, why Mrs. Wren promptly called all her children into the house.
XX
DISTURBING THE NEIGHBORS
It was no wonder that Long Bill Wren"s wife did not care for Ferdinand Frog, after his blundering remark about her children.
Though her husband often told her that Mr. Frog must have been merely joking, she insisted that he was not a safe person to have in the neighborhood.
"That Mr. Frog certainly is a queer one," she said to her husband one day. "I was watching him this morning. And what do you suppose I saw him do?" Mrs. Wren did not wait for Long Bill to answer her question. "Mr.
Frog actually pulled off his own skin!" she cackled nervously.
"Cat-tails and p.u.s.s.y-willows!" Long Bill Wren exclaimed--which was his way of showing he was surprised. "Mr. Frog must be ill. Maybe I ought to go and tell Aunt Polly Woodchuck, the herb-doctor, and ask her to come over here at once."
His wife, however, shook her head.
"He can"t be ill," she said.
"Why not?"
"His appet.i.te is still good," she explained. "I saw Mr. Frog swallow his skin after he had pulled it off. And it didn"t seem to disagree with him. He went in swimming right afterwards."
"Ah!" Long Bill exclaimed. "That"s a very dangerous thing to do. At least, I"ve often heard Johnnie Green say that a boy ought not to go in the water sooner than a full hour after he has had a meal."
"There he is now!" Mrs. Wren cried abruptly. "There"s Mr. Frog!"
Peeping out of the doorway on one side of his ball-shaped house, Long Bill could see Ferdinand Frog paddling about in Black Creek.
While they were watching him, he sank before their eyes. And after a time they couldn"t help feeling uneasy, because their odd neighbor did not show himself again.
"I"m afraid----" Long Bill whispered at last----"I"m afraid he was taken with a cramp, for that"s what you get by swimming too soon after a meal--so Johnnie Green says. . . . I"m glad now that we didn"t let Mr.
Frog teach our children to swim, because it"s easy to see that he"s a careless fellow."
So worried were Long Bill and his wife over Mr. Frog"s disappearance that they hurried out and told all their neighbors about it. And soon a crowd had gathered upon the bank of the creek, to watch the spot where Mr. Frog had vanished.
They stayed there for a long time. But to their great alarm, their missing friend did not reappear.
"I hope he"s safe," old Mr. Turtle piped in his thin, quavering voice.
"He"s making a new suit for me; and I"d hate to have anything happen to him."
"What"s this--a party?" a voice called suddenly from under the bank. And then Mr. Frog himself, looking fine and fit, hopped up and stood before the company, with a broad grin on his face.
"Where have you been?" they shouted. "We were worried about you."
"Oh, I"ve been having a mud bath at the bottom of the creek," Mr. Frog told them. "Mud baths, you know, are very healthful. And I advise you all to try one."
XXI
MUD BATHS
Though Mr. Frog agreed cheerfully to show his neighbors how to take a mud bath, there wasn"t even one of them that accepted his offer.
To be sure, old Mr. Turtle remarked that there was a good deal to be said about mud baths. And then he waddled to the water"s edge and swam away.
"You heard what he said," Mr. Frog continued, turning to those who were left. "It"s simple enough. All one has to do is to dive down to the bottom of the creek and bury himself snugly in the soft mud."
"How do you breathe?" somebody inquired.
"Oh, that"s simple enough," Mr. Frog replied. "You breathe through your skin."
Smiles appeared on the faces of his listeners. And here and there a cough sounded. It was plain that the company had little faith in Mr.
Frog"s easy explanation.
"Doesn"t it hurt your skin to breathe through it?" some one else asked.
"What if it does?" Ferdinand Frog retorted. "When your skin becomes worn, pull it off!"
Everybody laughed heartily at his answer; or at least, everybody except Long Bill Wren and his wife. They exchanged a thoughtful look. For they knew Mr. Frog"s ways better than his other neighbors did.
Now, Ferdinand Frog did not mind the laughter at all.
"Of course," he went on, "you can"t breathe through your skin quite so well as you can in the _regular_ way. After you have stayed in the mud a while, you"ll begin to want a _regular_ breath of fresh air. So then you come up to the top of the water."
"Cat-tails and p.u.s.s.y-willows!" Long Bill Wren cried out. "I"m sure I shall never take a mud bath. They seem to me to be very dangerous."
"Not at all!" Mr. Frog a.s.sured him. "They"re as safe as standing on your head." And thereupon he stood on his own head, to prove that what he said was true.
Still the company was not moved to take Mr. Frog"s advice and try a mud bath. Most of them declared that nothing could induce them to undertake such a risky act. But a few daring ones said that if all the rest would take mud baths, and if they found that they liked them, they themselves would be willing to test them too.
However, n.o.body took a single step towards the creek. So at last the company scattered, leaving Long Bill Wren and Mr. Frog alone upon the bank.
Meanwhile Long Bill had been thinking deeply. He had begun to wonder whether there might not be some good in a mud bath, in spite of his neighbors" doubts. And now he turned to Ferdinand Frog and began speaking in a hushed voice.
"Don"t tell my wife I asked you this question," he said; "but I should like to know if mud baths are good for rheumatism."
"Good for it!" Mr. Frog exclaimed. "Why, they"re a sure cure--and the only one!"