"Who is there?" he inquired. "n.o.body would be willing to dig for me unless I paid him."
"Well--if I were you I"d offer a modest wage," Mr. Crow suggested.
But Billy Woodchuck shook his head.
"I couldn"t pay anybody anything--unless it was clover-tops," he explained. "And why should any one dig for them when there are thousands to be had for the taking?"
Mr. Crow agreed that Billy Woodchuck knew what he was talking about.
"But," said Mr. Crow, "I"ve usually found that there"s a way out of every difficulty. What you must do is to find somebody that _likes_ to dig--somebody that is so crazy to dig that he"d help you just for the fun of the thing."
Billy Woodchuck looked still more doubtful.
"Who is there?" he asked once more.
Meanwhile Mr. Crow had been thinking rapidly--for he was a quick-witted old scamp.
"I"ll tell you!" he cried. "There"s Grandfather Mole!"
Although Billy Woodchuck brightened considerably--for Mr. Crow"s ideas made him more hopeful--he observed that he didn"t know Grandfather Mole.
"I"ve heard of him, however," Billy told Mr. Crow. "He lives in Farmer Green"s garden. But you know I never go there. I stick to the fields. I don"t like to get too far from home."
"For once, then," said old Mr. Crow, "I should break my rule--if I were you--and visit the garden. Find Grandfather Mole and have a talk with him!"
So Billy Woodchuck decided that he would take Mr. Crow"s advice. And though he hated to leave the clover-patch he set out that very afternoon to find Grandfather Mole and ask him if he wouldn"t like to help dig a winter home in the pasture. But before starting on his journey Billy Woodchuck waited until Mr. Crow came back and told him that Grandfather Mole had just appeared above ground.
Billy Woodchuck hurried off across the pasture as fast as he could scamper. And in a short time he reached Farmer Green"s garden. He was somewhat out of breath, because there had been plenty of good things to eat all summer long and he was round as a ball of b.u.t.ter.
Luckily he arrived just in time. Grandfather Mole had been on the point of creeping down into one of his many underground halls when he heard a strange voice say, "Stop a moment, please! I"ve something important to say to you."
It was a pleasant voice. If it hadn"t been, Grandfather Mole wouldn"t have waited an instant. He turned his head toward the place where the voice came from and said, "What is it, stranger? And talk fast, because I"m busy. I have some digging to do down below."
XXIII
SEEING A SAMPLE
GRANDFATHER MOLE"S remark made Billy Woodchuck smile.
"I"m a very busy person. I"ve some digging to do down below,"
Grandfather had said.
"You"re just the one I need to help me!" Billy Woodchuck exclaimed, for he had heard somewhere that if you want a thing done, you should get a busy person to do it.
"I hope you don"t want me to catch angleworms for you," Grandfather Mole told him. "The neighbors are always asking me to do that. And I"ve decided that I can"t do it. Somehow I can"t help eating "em myself."
Billy Woodchuck a.s.sured him that he had no use at all for angleworms.
"What I want," he explained, "is a good digger to help dig a new house for me."
"Is anybody else going to help too?" Grandfather Mole inquired carefully.
"No--only myself!" Billy said.
"Then I"m sorry; but I can"t work for you," Grandfather Mole announced.
And he had already turned away, as if the business were ended, when Billy Woodchuck stopped him again.
"Perhaps"--said Billy--"perhaps I can find one or two others besides myself."
"You"ve missed my point," said Grandfather Mole. "I don"t want anybody else to help--not even you! For I won"t share the fun of digging with any one."
Well, Billy Woodchuck could hardly believe his own ears.
"You shall have things all your own way!" he cried. "I won"t scratch a speck of dirt, I promise you!"
"That"s different," Grandfather Mole remarked. "That"s more like it. And if you"re a person that keeps his promises we shall not have a bit of trouble."
"You can depend on me," Billy Woodchuck told Grandfather Mole. "While you"re working for me I"ll spend all my time in the clover-patch.... And now," he added, "I"d like to see a sample of your digging."
"Come right this way!" Grandfather Mole directed. And Billy Woodchuck followed, and looked carefully at the small hole that Grandfather Mole pointed to with an air of pride. "Here"s one of my doorways," he announced.
With his head on one side, Billy Woodchuck inspected it.
"It"s well made," he said, "but of course it"s entirely too small for my house. If you work for me you"ll have to dig bigger than that."
That speech did not please Grandfather Mole. "Small doorways are the only kind to have," he declared. "I wouldn"t make a bigger one for anybody--not even for Farmer Green himself."
Billy Woodchuck soon saw that Grandfather Mole was a stubborn old fellow. No matter what he said, he couldn"t get Grandfather Mole to change his opinion. And at last Billy Woodchuck gave up all hope of having Grandfather Mole dig for him.
"A door like yours would be of no use to me," he said dolefully. "I never could squeeze through it."
"My goodness!" Grandfather Mole cried. "How big are you, anyhow?" It must be remembered that he couldn"t see his caller.
"I"m big enough," said Billy Woodchuck, "to put you in my pocket, almost."
Grandfather Mole turned pale at the mere thought of such a thing.
"I--I"d no idea I was talking to a monster," he stammered. "I don"t believe I want to dig for you, after all." And saying a hasty good afternoon, he popped through his doorway and vanished at Billy Woodchuck"s feet.
Greatly disappointed, Billy Woodchuck turned homewards. "I"d have been in a pretty fix if he had finished my house, and I had tried to move my furniture into it," he muttered. "It"s lucky I asked to see a sample of Grandfather Mole"s work," said Billy Woodchuck.
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