The Tale of Jasper Jay.
by Arthur Scott Bailey.
I
A NOISY ROGUE
Some of the feathered folk in Pleasant Valley said that old Mr. Crow was the noisiest person in the neighborhood. But they must have forgotten all about Mr. Crow"s knavish cousin, Jasper Jay. And it was not only in summer, either, that Jasper"s shrieks and laughter woke the echoes.
Since it was his habit to spend his winters right there in Farmer Green"s young pines, near the foot of Blue Mountain, on many a cold morning Jasper"s ear-splitting "_Jay! jay!_" rang out on the frosty air.
At that season Jasper often visited the farm buildings, in the hope of finding a few kernels of corn scattered about the door of the corn-crib.
But it seemed to make little difference to him whether he found food there or not. If he caught the cat out of doors he had good sport teasing her. And he always enjoyed that.
Jasper was a bold rowdy--but handsome. And Farmer Green liked to look out of the window early on a bleak morning and see him in his bright blue suit frisking in and out of the bare trees. Still, Farmer Green knew well enough that Jasper Jay was a rogue.
"He reminds me of a bad boy," Johnnie Green"s father said one day. "He"s mischievous and destructive; and he"s forever screeching and whistling.
But there"s something about him that I can"t help liking.... Maybe it"s because he always has such a good time."
"He steals birds" eggs in summer," Johnnie Green remarked.
"I"ve known boys to do that," his father answered. And Johnnie said nothing more just then. Perhaps he was too busy watching Jasper Jay, who had flown into the orchard and was already breakfasting on frozen apples, which hung here and there upon the trees.
When warm weather came, the rogue Jasper fared better. Then there were insects and fruit for him. And though Jasper took his full share of Farmer Green"s strawberries, currants and blackberries, he did him no small service by devouring moths that would have harmed the grapes.
But in the fall Jasper scorned almost any food except nuts, which he liked more than anything else--that is, if their sh.e.l.ls were not too thick. Beechnuts and chestnuts and acorns suited him well. And he was very skilful in opening them. He would grasp a nut firmly with his feet and split it with his strong bill. Johnnie Green could not crack a b.u.t.ternut with his father"s hammer more quickly than Jasper could reach the inside of a sweet beechnut.
Though Jasper hated to spend any of his time during the nutting season by doing much else except _eat_, he was so fond of nuts that he always hid away as many as he could in cracks and crevices, and buried them under the fallen leaves.
You see, he was like Frisky Squirrel in that. He believed in storing nuts for the winter. But since he had no hollow tree in which to put them, it was only natural that he never succeeded in finding every one of his carefully hidden nuts. He left them in so many different places that he couldn"t remember them all. Those that he lost in that fashion often took root and grew into trees. And so Jasper Jay helped Farmer Green in more ways than one.
But no doubt Jasper would have shrieked with laughter had anybody suggested such an idea to him.
II
A BLOW FOR THE BULLY
JASPER JAY had some queer notions in his head. One of them was that a person couldn"t be happy unless he was making a great deal of noise. And if there was anything that roused Jasper"s wrath, it was the sight of some quiet, modest little neighbor who minded his own affairs and had little to say.
There was one such chap who made his home in a wild grapevine that grew upon the stone wall in front of the farmhouse. His name was Mr. Chippy; and he was never known to do anybody the least bit of harm. On the contrary, he was quite helpful to Farmer Green"s wife, for he went to the farmhouse almost every day and cleared the crumbs off the kitchen doorstep.
But Jasper Jay complained that Mr. Chippy was altogether too humble.
"He never says anything except "_Chip, chip, chip, chip_,"" Jasper often remarked. "And his voice is so high and thin that anybody would think he was a little old lady, to hear him. He"s too quiet to get on in the world. And as for a good time, I don"t believe he ever had one in all his life."
Jasper said a good many other unpleasant things about mild Mr. Chippy.
And one day when the saucy rascal had nothing better to do he flew over to the stone wall just to talk to Mr. Chippy and tell him what he thought of him.
"Hi there, red-head!" Jasper Jay shouted. "Come out here on the wall! I want to see you."
Mr. Chippy thrust his chestnut crowned head through the leaves of the wild grapevine. And one could hardly say that he looked pleased. Like most people, he was not overjoyed by Jasper Jay"s visits. But he crept on top of the stone wall and _chipped_ a how-dy-do to his caller.
"That"s no way to greet anybody!" cried Jasper Jay, rudely. "If you want to make a person feel that he is welcome you ought to speak up good and loud--and slap him on the back. And you must look happy, too."
Little Mr. Chippy smiled faintly.
But Jasper Jay was not satisfied.
"You don"t look happy!" he scoffed. "You appear as if you had a pain somewhere.... Come, now! Let me hear you give a hearty laugh!"
If Mr. Chippy had known that his caller was going to be so rude he would have stayed hidden in the wild grapevine. And now he wished that Jasper would go away and leave him in peace. As for laughing, he saw nothing at all to laugh at.
"You"d better do as I tell you!" Jasper Jay warned him. And he raised his crest and stamped angrily upon the stone wall. "You"re altogether too _quiet_. I want you to laugh _loud_.
"You"re going to be happy, if I have to break every bone in your body,"
Jasper added.
Naturally, that threat did not help little Mr. Chippy to laugh. Instead, he looked quite worried. He knew that Jasper Jay was a bully. And there was no telling what he might do to anyone so small as Mr. Chippy was. So he tried his best to please Jasper. But he was so upset that he could manage only a feeble "_Chip, chip, chip, chip!_"
"That"ll never do," Jasper told him.
"Maybe this will, then," said Mr. Chippy, quietly. And darting at Jasper Jay, he knocked him off the stone wall before Jasper knew what was happening.
Jasper Jay was furious. He scrambled quickly back upon the wall. But Mr.
Chippy had vanished. He had dived under the cover of the grapevine and hid in a c.h.i.n.k between the stones, where Jasper could not find him.
"I declare--" said Jasper Jay at last--"I declare, he"s got away from me!" And so Jasper went off, shaking his head. He had never supposed that mild Mr. Chippy would dare do anything so bold as to knock anybody off a stone wall.
It is plain that Jasper Jay had never learned that one can be brave without boasting. And as he flew off across the road toward the river, Jasper thought he heard a peculiar noise from the depths of the wild grapevine.
It was only Mr. Chippy, chuckling to himself. For Jasper had made him quite happy, after all--though not exactly in the way that the blue-coated bully had intended.
III
THE STRANGE CRY
AS you may already know, Jasper Jay was a vain fellow. And it was not only of his brilliant blue suit that he was proud. He was greatly pleased with his own voice, though many of the feathered folk thought it harsh and disagreeable. But, that, perhaps, was because they seldom or never heard Jasper"s sweeter, flute-like notes, or the soft, low chatter which he kept for his most intimate friends.
What most of his acquaintances knew and disliked was Jasper"s noisy "_Jay! jay!_" But even that discordant cry suited Jasper very well. And he often boasted that there wasn"t another bird in Pleasant Valley that could make a greater racket than he.