XVIII
THE MULEY COW
Nimble Deer was a famous jumper. And so was the Muley Cow. In Farmer Green"s herd there was no other that could match her.
Living as he did in the pasture, Billy Woodchuck had often seen and admired the Muley Cow as she jumped the fence in order to get into the clover patch, or the cornfield, or the orchard.
And Jimmy Rabbit, who lived in the woods, had come to believe--and even boast--that there wasn"t anyone that could jump higher than Nimble Deer.
So Billy Woodchuck and Jimmy Rabbit could never agree upon this question of the best jumper in Pleasant Valley. And there was only one way to settle their difference of opinion. Old Mr. Crow told them that.
"You must have a contest," he declared.
And everybody was willing. The Muley Cow said (when asked) that she would be delighted. And when Nimble Deer heard of the plan he ran all the way to the back pasture at once. For that was where Mr. Crow said the contest ought to take place.
Nimble reached the back pasture just in time to see the Muley Cow arrive there. She leaped the fence. And at the same time she grazed the top rail.
"Good morning, madam!" Nimble said to the Muley Cow. And while she was answering him Nimble jumped the fence into the pasture from which the Muley Cow had come; and then he jumped back again, into the back pasture. And he didn"t touch the fence by so much as a single hair.
Then Billy Woodchuck crawled under the fence and came hurrying up.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"I"m just stretching my legs a bit," Nimble explained. At that answer Billy Woodchuck set up a loud clamor. "It"s not fair!" he howled. "I expected the Muley Cow to win the contest. But if you"re going to stretch your legs she"ll certainly be beaten unless she stretches hers too."
Now, old Mr. Crow was on hand to see the fun. And not being very friendly with the Muley Cow he didn"t want her to win the contest. So he began to squall.
"She mustn"t stretch her legs any more than Nimble stretches his," he objected in his hoa.r.s.e croak. "Nimble jumped the fence twice to stretch his legs. She has jumped once already. Let her jump the fence once more and then they"ll be even and the real contest can begin."
"That"s fair enough," said Jimmy Rabbit. But Billy Woodchuck began to chatter and scold.
"It"s a trick--a trick of Mr. Crow"s!" he cried. "If the Muley Cow jumps once more to stretch her legs she"ll be on the wrong side of the fence.
She won"t be in the back pasture then. And how could she have the contest with Nimble Deer?"
Old Mr. Crow gave a loud haw-haw. But he still insisted that the Muley Cow might have only one more leg-stretching jump, when Jimmy Rabbit hurried up to him and said something n.o.body else could hear. And Mr.
Crow listened and then nodded his head.
"It"s all right," the old gentleman told Billy Woodchuck. "Let the Muley Cow stretch her legs all she likes."
XIX
THE JUMPING CONTEST
Having had Mr. Crow"s permission, the Muley Cow went on stretching her legs as much as she pleased. She jumped the pasture fence; and she jumped it back again. And when she seemed about to stop Billy Woodchuck whispered to her, "You may as well keep a-stretching them. Keep a-jumping! And when the time for the real contest with Nimble Deer comes your legs will be stretched so long that you"ll beat Nimble without the slightest trouble."
So the Muley Cow jumped over the fence and back, over the fence and back. And when at last she said she was ready for the contest Billy Woodchuck still urged her to stretch her legs a bit more.
By the time he was willing to let her stop the Muley Cow"s sides were heaving.
Meanwhile Jimmy Rabbit and Billy Woodchuck, with Mr. Crow"s help, had picked out a clump of young hawthorns for the first test. And now that everybody was ready for the contest Nimble Deer cleared the clump gracefully, with a foot to spare.
Then came the Muley Cow"s turn. She looked worried as she fell into a lumbering gallop and ran towards the p.r.i.c.kly young trees. And with a mighty effort she tried to fling herself over them.
As she rose into the air she gave a bellow of dismay, to fall floundering the next instant into the th.o.r.n.y thicket.
Jimmy Rabbit began to hop about in circles. He knew that Nimble had won the contest and Jimmy was very happy.
Old Mr. Crow haw-hawed. The Muley Cow had lost the contest and he was glad.
Nimble watched the Muley Cow as she struggled amid the hawthorns, trying to scramble out of the tangle.
"Can I help you, madam?" he asked.
But she never even thanked him. She was so upset that she neither wanted anybody to speak to her nor did she wish to speak to anybody else.
As for Billy Woodchuck, he looked frightfully disappointed. He had expected the Muley Cow to win the jumping contest. And there she was, beaten at the very first jump!
He stole up to her; and standing on his hind legs, to get as near her as he could, he said, "It"s a pity you lost! I don"t believe you stretched your legs enough."
The Muley Cow snorted.
"That"s not the reason why," she snapped. "I stretched my legs _too much_. I jumped the fence until I was so tired I could scarcely stand.
It"s no wonder that Nimble beat me."
Nimble Deer could see that the Muley Cow was feeling quite glum. After she had struggled free of the thorns he went up to her and bowed in his most polite manner. "Is there anything I can do for you?" he asked her.
"Yes! Do let down the bars for me!" she gasped. "I want to go home. And I couldn"t jump that fence again. It would be dangerous for me to try. I might fall and break a leg off. And then I"d have a short leg the rest of my life."
"You could stretch it," old Mr. Crow suggested.
But the Muley Cow turned her back on him and walked away.
XX
SOLVING A PROBLEM
Jimmy Rabbit was going to give a party. Up and down Pleasant Valley and all about Blue Mountain the field and forest people were talking about it.