"Much damage done?" inquired George laconically.
"Well, you see, sir," said the man, evidently considering how to prepare George for the worst, "we didn"t get the call till the house was well alight, and there was three steamers and a manual a-playing on it, so--well, you must expect things to be a bit untidy-like inside. But the walls and the roof ain"t much damaged."
"And how did it happen?--the house isn"t even occupied."
"Workmen," said the man. "Someone was in there early this morning and left the gas escaping somewheres, and as likely as not a light burning near--and here you are. Well, I"ll be off, sir; there"s nothing more to be done "ere. Good-day, sir, and thank ye, I"m sure."
"Oh, George!" said Ella, half crying, "our poor, poor little house! It seems like a judgment on me. How _can_ you laugh! Who will build it up for us now?"
"Who? Why, the insurance people, to be sure! You see, the firm are agents for the "Curfew," and as soon as I got all the furniture in I insured the whole concern and got a protection note, so we"re all right.
Don"t worry, little girl. Why, don"t you see this gets us out of our difficulty? We can start afresh now without offending anybody. Look there; there"s that idiot of a plumber who"s done all the mischief--a nice funk he"ll be in when he sees us!"
But Mr. Peagrum was quite unperturbed; if anything, his smudgy features wore a look of sombre complacency as he came towards them. "I"m sorry this should have occurred," he said,"but you"ll bear me out that I warned yer as something was bound to "appen. In course I couldn"t tell what form it might take, and fire I must say I did _not_ expect. I "adn"t on"y been in the place not a quarter of a hour, watering the gaselier in the libery--the libery as _was_, I _should_ say--when it struck me I"d forgot my screw-driver, so, fortunately, as things turned out, I went "ome to my place to get it, and I come back to see the place all in a blaze. It"s fate, that"s what it is--fate"s at the bottom o"
this "ere job!"
"Much more likely to be a lighted candle," said George.
"I was not on the premises at the time, so I can"t say; but, be that "ow it may, there"s no denying it"s a singler thing the way my words have been fulfilled almost literal."
"Confound you!" said George. "You take good care your prophecies come off. Why, man, you"re not going to pretend you don"t know that it"s your own carelessness that"s brought this about! This isn"t the only house you"ve brought bad luck into, Mr. What"s-your-name, since you"ve started in business!"
"You can"t make me lose my temper," replied the plumber with dignity. "I put it down to ignirance."
"So do I," said George. "And if I know anyone who"s anxious for a little typhoid, or wants his house burnt down at a moderate charge, why, I shall know whom to recommend. Good-day."
He turned on his heel and walked off, but Ella lingered behind. "I only just wanted to tell you," she said, addressing the astonished plumber, "that you have done us a very great service, and I, at least, am very much obliged to you." And she fluttered away after her _fiance_.
The plumber--that instrument of Destiny--looked after the retreating couple, and indulged in a mystified whistle.
"_"E_ comes a bullyragging of me," he observed to a lamp-post, "and she"s "very much obliged"! And I"m blowed if I know what for, either way! Cracked, poor young things, cracked, the pair on "em--and no wonder, with such a calamity so recent. Ah, well, I do "ope as this is the end on it. I "ope I shan"t be the means of bringing no more trouble into that little "ouse--that I kin truly say!"
And--human grat.i.tude having its limits--it is highly probable that this pious aspiration will not be disappointed, so long, at least, as Mr. and Mrs. Chapman"s tenancy continues.
_DON; THE STORY OF A GREEDY DOG_
A TALE FOR CHILDREN
"Daisy, dearest," said Miss Millikin anxiously to her niece one afternoon, "do you think poor Don is quite the thing? He has seemed so very languid these last few days, and he is certainly losing his figure!"
Daisy was absorbed in a rather ambitious attempt to sketch the lake from the open windows of Applethwaite Cottage, and did not look up from her drawing immediately. When she did speak her reply might perhaps have been more sympathetic. "He _eats_ such a lot, auntie!" she said. "Yes, Don, we _are_ talking about you. You know you eat too much, and that"s the reason you"re so disgracefully fat!"
Don, who was lying on a rug under the verandah, wagged his tail with an uneasy protest, as if he disapproved (as indeed he did) of the very personal turn Daisy had given to the conversation. He had noticed himself that he was not as active as he used to be; he grew tired so very soon now when he chased birds (he was always possessed by a fixed idea that, if he only gave his whole mind to it, he could catch any swallow that flew at all fairly); he felt the heat considerably.
Still, it was Don"s opinion that, so long as he did not mind being fat himself, it was no business of any other person"s--certainly not of Daisy"s.
"But, Daisy," cried Miss Millikin plaintively, "you don"t really mean that I overfeed him?"
"Well," Daisy admitted, "I think you give way to him rather, Aunt Sophy, I really do. I know that at home we never let Fop have anything between his meals. Jack says that unless a small dog is kept on very simple diet he"ll soon get fat, and getting fat," added Daisy portentously, "means having fits sooner or later."
"Oh, my _dear_!" exclaimed her aunt, now seriously alarmed. "What do you think I ought to do about it?"
"I know what I would do if he was _my_ dog," said Daisy, with great decision--"diet him, and take no notice when he begs at table; I would.
I"d begin this very afternoon."
"_After_ tea, Daisy?" stipulated Miss Millikin.
"No," was the inflexible answer, "_at_ tea. It"s all for his own good."
"Yes, dear, I"m sure you"re right--but he has such pretty ways--I"m so afraid I shall forget."
"I"ll remind you, Aunt Sophy. He shan"t take advantage of you while _I"m_ here."
"You"re just a tiny bit hard on him, Daisy, aren"t you?"
"Hard on Don!" cried Daisy, catching him up and holding him out at arm"s length. "Don, I"m _not_ hard on you, am I? I love you, only I see your faults, and you know it. You"re full of deceitfulness" (here she kissed him between the eyes and set him down). "Aunt Sophy, you would never have found out his trick about the milk if it hadn"t been for me--_would_ you now?"
"Perhaps not, my love," agreed Miss Millikin mildly.
The trick in question was a certain ingenious device of Don"s for obtaining a double allowance of afternoon tea--a refreshment for which he had acquired a strong taste. The tea had once been too hot and burnt his tongue, and, as he howled with the pain, milk had been added. Ever since that occasion he had been in the habit of lapping up all but a spoonful or two of the tea in his saucer, and _then_ uttering a pathetic little yelp; whereupon innocent Miss Millikin would as regularly fill up the saucer with milk again.
But, unfortunately for Don, his mistress had invited her niece Daisy to spend part of her summer holidays at her pretty cottage in the Lake District, and Daisy"s sharper eyes had detected this little stratagem about the milk on the very first evening!
Daisy was fourteen, and I fancy I have noticed that when a girl is about this age, she not unfrequently has a tendency to be rather a severe disciplinarian when others than herself are concerned. At all events Daisy had very decided notions on the proper method of bringing up dogs, and children too; only there did not happen to be any children at Applethwaite Cottage to try experiments upon; and she was quite sure that Aunt Sophy allowed herself to be shamefully imposed upon by Don.
There was perhaps some excuse for Miss Millikin, for Don was a particularly charming specimen of the Yorkshire terrier, with a silken coat of silver-blue, set off by a head and paws of the ruddiest gold.
His manners were most insinuating, and his great eyes glowed at times under his long hair, as if a wistful, loving little soul were trying to speak through them. But, though it seems an unkind thing to say, it must be confessed that this same soul in Don"s eyes was never quite so apparent as when he was begging for some peculiarly appetising morsel.
He was really fond of his mistress, but at meal times I am afraid he "put it on" a little bit. Of course this was not quite straightforward; but then I am not holding him up as a model animal.
How far he understood the conversation that has been given above is more than I can pretend to say, but from that afternoon he began to be aware of a very unsatisfactory alteration in his treatment.
Don had sometimes felt a little out of temper with his mistress for being slow to understand exactly what he _did_ want, and he had barked, almost sharply, to intimate to the best of his powers--"Not bread and b.u.t.ter, stoopid--_cake_!" So you may conceive his disgust when she did not even give him bread and b.u.t.ter; nothing but judicious advice--_without_ jam. She was most apologetic, it is true, and explained amply why she could not indulge him as heretofore, but Don wanted sugar, and not sermons. Sometimes she nearly gave way, and then cruel Daisy would intercept the dainty under his very nose, which he thought most unfeeling.
He had a sort of notion that it was all through Daisy that they were just as stingy and selfish in the kitchen, and that his meals were now so absurdly few and plain. It was very ungrateful of her, for he had gone out of his way to be polite and attentive to her. When he thought of her behaviour to him he felt strongly inclined to sulk, but somehow he did not actually go so far as that. He liked Daisy; she was pretty for one thing, and Don always preferred pretty people, and then she stroked him in a very superior and soothing manner. Besides this, he respected her: she had been intrusted with the duty of punishing him on more than one occasion, and _her_ slaps really hurt, while it was hopeless to try to soften her heart by trying to lick the chastising hands--a manoeuvre which was always effective with poor Miss Millikin.
So he contented himself with letting her see that though he did not understand her conduct towards him, he was willing to overlook it for the present.
"What a wonderful improvement in the dear dog!" Miss Millikin remarked one morning at breakfast, after Don had been on short commons for a week or two. "Really, Daisy, I begin to think you were quite right about him."
"Oh, I"m _sure_ I was," said Daisy, who always had great confidence in her own judgment.
"Yes," continued her aunt, "and, now he"s so much better--just this one small bit, Daisy?" Don"s eyes already had a green glitter in them and his mouth was watering.
"No, Aunt Sophy," said Daisy, "I wouldn"t--really. He"s better without anything."
"I wish that girl was gone!" reflected poor Don, as he went sulkily back to his basket. "It"s enough to make a dog steal, upon my tail it is! I"m positively starved--no bones, no chicken, only beastly dry dog-biscuits and milk twice a day! I wish I could rummage about in gutters and places as Jock does--but I don"t think the things you find in gutters are ever _really_ nice. Jock does--but he"s just that low sort of dog who _would_!"