Florinda took a cigarette, lit it, and, perching herself on a divan, which was secretly a coal box, she smoked fiercely.
"What if I do?" she again demanded. "It"s better than liking one of you dubs, anyhow."
"Oh, Splutter, you poor little outspoken kid!" said Wrinkle in a sad voice.
Grief searched among the pipes until he found the best one. "Yes, Splutter, don"t you know that when you are so frank you defy every law of your s.e.x, and wild eyes will take your trail?"
"Oh, you talk through your hat," replied Florinda. "Billie don"t care whether I like him or whether I don"t. And if he should hear me now, he wouldn"t be glad or give a hang, either way. I know that." The girl paused and looked at the row of plaster casts. "Still, you needn"t be throwing it at me all the time."
"We didn"t," said Wrinkles indignantly. "You threw it at yourself."
"Well," continued Florinda, "it"s better than liking one of you dubs, anyhow. He makes money and----"
"There," said Grief, "now you"ve hit it! Bedad, you"ve reached a point in eulogy where if you move again you will have to go backward."
"Of course I don"t care anything about a fellow"s having money----"
"No, indeed you don"t, Splutter," said Pennoyer.
"But then, you know what I mean. A fellow isn"t a man and doesn"t stand up straight unless he has some money. And Billie Hawker makes enough so that you feel that n.o.body could walk over him, don"t you know? And there isn"t anything jay about him, either. He"s a thoroughbred, don"t you know?"
After reflection, Pennoyer said, "It"s pretty hard on the rest of us, Splutter."
"Well, of course I like him, but--but----"
"What?" said Pennoyer.
"I don"t know," said Florinda.
Purple Sanderson lived in this room, but he usually dined out. At a certain time in his life, before he came to be a great artist, he had learned the gas-fitter"s trade, and when his opinions were not identical with the opinions of the art managers of the greater number of New York publications he went to see a friend who was a plumber, and the opinions of this man he was thereafter said to respect. He frequented a very neat restaurant on Twenty-third Street. It was known that on Sat.u.r.day nights Wrinkles, Grief, and Pennoyer frequently quarreled with him.
As Florinda ceased speaking Purple entered. "h.e.l.lo, there, Splutter!" As he was neatly hanging up his coat, he said to the others, "Well, the rent will be due in four days."
"Will it?" asked Pennoyer, astounded.
"Certainly it will," responded Purple, with the air of a superior financial man.
"My soul!" said Wrinkles.
"Oh, shut up, Purple!" said Grief. "You make me weary, coming around here with your chin about rent. I was just getting happy."
"Well, how are we going to pay it? That"s the point," said Sanderson.
Wrinkles sank deeper in his chair and played despondently on his guitar. Grief cast a look of rage at Sanderson, and then stared at the wall. Pennoyer said, "Well, we might borrow it from Billie Hawker."
Florinda laughed then.
"Oh," continued Pennoyer hastily, "if those Amazement people pay me when they said they would I"ll have the money."
"So you will," said Grief. "You will have money to burn. Did the Amazement people ever pay you when they said they would? You are wonderfully important all of a sudden, it seems to me. You talk like an artist."
Wrinkles, too, smiled at Pennoyer. "The Eminent Magazine people wanted Penny to hire models and make a try for them, too. It would only cost him a stack of blues. By the time he has invested all his money he hasn"t got, and the rent is three weeks overdue, he will be able to tell the landlord to wait seven months until the Monday morning after the day of publication. Go ahead, Penny."
After a period of silence, Sanderson, in an obstinate manner, said, "Well, what"s to be done? The rent has got to be paid."
Wrinkles played more sad music. Grief frowned deeper. Pennoyer was evidently searching his mind for a plan.
Florinda took the cigarette from between her lips that she might grin with greater freedom.
"We might throw Purple out," said Grief, with an inspired air. "That would stop all this discussion."
"You!" said Sanderson furiously. "You can"t keep serious a minute. If you didn"t have us to take care of you, you wouldn"t even know when they threw you out into the street."
"Wouldn"t I?" said Grief.
"Well, look here," interposed Florinda, "I"m going home unless you can be more interesting. I am dead sorry about the rent, but I can"t help it, and----"
"Here! Sit down! Hold on, Splutter!" they shouted. Grief turned to Sanderson: "Purple, you shut up!"
Florinda curled again on the divan and lit another cigarette. The talk waged about the names of other and more successful painters, whose work they usually p.r.o.nounced "rotten."
CHAPTER XXI.
Pennoyer, coming home one morning with two gigantic cakes to accompany the coffee at the breakfast in the den, saw a young man bounce from a horse car. He gave a shout. "h.e.l.lo, there, Billie! h.e.l.lo!"
"h.e.l.lo, Penny!" said Hawker. "What are you doing out so early?" It was somewhat after nine o"clock.
"Out to get breakfast," said Pennoyer, waving the cakes. "Have a good time, old man?"
"Great."
"Do much work?"
"No. Not so much. How are all the people?"
"Oh, pretty good. Come in and see us eat breakfast," said Pennoyer, throwing open the door of the den. Wrinkles, in his shirt, was making coffee. Grief sat in a chair trying to loosen the grasp of sleep. "Why, Billie Hawker, b"ginger!" they cried.
"How"s the wolf, boys? At the door yet?"
""At the door yet?" He"s halfway up the back stairs, and coming fast. He and the landlord will be here to-morrow. "Mr. Landlord, allow me to present Mr. F. Wolf, of Hunger, N. J. Mr. Wolf--Mr. Landlord.""
"Bad as that?" said Hawker.
"You bet it is! Easy Street is somewhere in heaven, for all we know.