"Really I don"t."
"Of course not."
"Listen!" exclaimed Grief, who was near the door. "There he comes now."
Somebody approached, whistling an air from "Traviata," which rang loud and clear, and low and m.u.f.fled, as the whistler wound among the intricate hallways. This air was as much a part of Hawker as his coat.
The _spaghetti_ had arrived at a critical stage. Florinda gave it her complete attention.
When Hawker opened the door he ceased whistling and said gruffly, "h.e.l.lo!"
"Just the man!" said Grief. "Go after the potato salad, will you, Billie? There"s a good boy! Wrinkles has refused."
"He can"t carry the salad with those gloves," interrupted Florinda, raising her eyes from her work and contemplating them with displeasure.
"Hang the gloves!" cried Hawker, dragging them from his hands and hurling them at the divan. "What"s the matter with you, Splutter?"
Pennoyer said, "My, what a temper you are in, Billie!"
"I am," replied Hawker. "I feel like an Apache. Where do you get this accursed potato salad?"
"In Second Avenue. You know where. At the old place."
"No, I don"t!" snapped Hawker.
"Why----"
"Here," said Florinda, "I"ll go." She had already rolled down her sleeves and was arraying herself in her hat and jacket.
"No, you won"t," said Hawker, filled with wrath. "I"ll go myself."
"We can both go, Billie, if you are so bent," replied the girl in a conciliatory voice.
"Well, come on, then. What are you standing there for?"
When these two had departed, Wrinkles said: "Lordie! What"s wrong with Billie?"
"He"s been discussing art with some pot-boiler," said Grief, speaking as if this was the final condition of human misery.
"No, sir," said Pennoyer. "It"s something connected with the now celebrated violets."
Out in the corridor Florinda said, "What--what makes you so ugly, Billie?"
"Why, I am not ugly, am I?"
"Yes, you are--ugly as anything."
Probably he saw a grievance in her eyes, for he said, "Well, I don"t want to be ugly." His tone seemed tender. The halls were intensely dark, and the girl placed her hand on his arm. As they rounded a turn in the stairs a straying lock of her hair brushed against his temple. "Oh!"
said Florinda, in a low voice.
"We"ll get some more claret," observed Hawker musingly. "And some cognac for the coffee. And some cigarettes. Do you think of anything more, Splutter?"
As they came from the shop of the ill.u.s.trious purveyors of potato salad in Second Avenue, Florinda cried anxiously, "Here, Billie, you let me carry that!"
"What infernal nonsense!" said Hawker, flushing. "Certainly not!"
"Well," protested Florinda, "it might soil your gloves somehow."
"In heaven"s name, what if it does? Say, young woman, do you think I am one of these cholly boys?"
"No, Billie; but then, you know----"
"Well, if you don"t take me for some kind of a Willie, give us peace on this blasted glove business!"
"I didn"t mean----"
"Well, you"ve been intimating that I"ve got the only pair of gray gloves in the universe, but you are wrong. There are several pairs, and these need not be preserved as unique in history."
"They"re not gray. They"re----"
"They are gray! I suppose your distinguished ancestors in Ireland did not educate their families in the matter of gloves, and so you are not expected to----"
"Billie!"
"You are not expected to believe that people wear gloves only in cold weather, and then you expect to see mittens."
On the stairs, in the darkness, he suddenly exclaimed, "Here, look out, or you"ll fall!" He reached for her arm, but she evaded him. Later he said again: "Look out, girl! What makes you stumble around so? Here, give me the bottle of wine. I can carry it all right. There--now can you manage?"
CHAPTER XXIV.
"Penny," said Grief, looking across the table at his friend, "if a man thinks a heap of two violets, how much would he think of a thousand violets?"
"Two into a thousand goes five hundred times, you fool!" said Pennoyer.
"I would answer your question if it were not upon a forbidden subject."
In the distance Wrinkles and Florinda were making Welsh rarebits.
"Hold your tongues!" said Hawker. "Barbarians!"
"Grief," said Pennoyer, "if a man loves a woman better than the whole universe, how much does he love the whole universe?"
"Gawd knows," said Grief piously. "Although it ill befits me to answer your question."
Wrinkles and Florinda came with the Welsh rarebits, very triumphant.
"There," said Florinda, "soon as these are finished I must go home. It is after eleven o"clock.--Pour the ale, Grief."