"What do you want it for?" he inquired, hoping faintly she might intend to restore the ring.
"To seek it out, to go to her abode, to crush her! Is she not my rival?"
"Crush my Matilda?" he cried in agony. "You"ll never do such a thing as that?"
"You have revealed her name! I have but to ask in your streets, "Where abideth Matilda, the beloved of Leander, the dresser of hair? Lead me to her dwelling." And having arrived thereat, I shall crush her, and thus she shall deservedly perish!"
He was horrified at the possible effects of his slip, which he hastened to repair. "You won"t find it so easy to come at her, luckily," he said; "there"s hundreds of Matildas in London alone."
"Then," said the G.o.ddess, sweetly and calmly, "it is simple: I shall crash them all."
"Oh, lor!" whimpered Leander, "here"s a bloodthirsty person! Where"s the sense of doing that?"
"Because, dissipated reveller that you are, you love them."
"Now, when did I ever say I loved them? I don"t even know more than two or three, and those I look on as sisters--in fact" (here he hit upon a lucky evasion) "they _are_ sisters--it"s only another name for them.
I"ve a brother and three Matildas, and here are you talking of crushing my poor sisters as if they were so many beadles--all for nothing!"
"Is this the truth? Palter not with me! You are pledged to no mortal bride?"
"I"m a bachelor. And as for the ring, it belongs to my aunt, who"s over fifty."
"Then no one stands between us, and you are mine!"
"Don"t talk so ridiculous! I tell you I ain"t yours--it"s a free country, this is!"
"If I--an immortal--can stoop thus, it becomes you not to reject the dazzling favour."
A last argument occurred to him. "But I reelly don"t think, mum," he said persuasively, "that you can be quite aware of the extent of the stoop. The fact is, I am, as I"ve tried to make you understand, a hairdresser; some might lower themselves so far as to call me a barber.
Now, hairdressing, whatever may be said for it" (he could not readily bring himself to decry his profession)--"hairdressing is considribly below you in social rank. I wouldn"t deceive you by saying otherwise. I a.s.sure you that, if you had any ideer what a barber was, you wouldn"t be so pressing."
She seemed to be struck by this. "You say well!" she observed, thoughtfully; "your occupation may be base and degrading, and if so, it were well for me to know it."
"If you were once to see me in my daily avocations," he urged, "you"d see what a mistake you"re making."
"Enough! I will see you--and at once. Barb, that I may know the nature of your toil!"
"I can"t do that now," he objected; "I haven"t got a customer."
"Then fetch one, and barb with it immediately. You must have your tools by you; so delay not!"
"A customer ain"t a tool!" he groaned, "it"s a fellow-man; and no one will come in to-night, because it"s Sunday. (Don"t ask me what Sunday is, because you wouldn"t understand if I tried to tell you!) And I don"t carry on my business up here, but below in the saloon."
"I will go thither and behold you."
"No!" he exclaimed. "Do you want to ruin me?"
"I will make no sign; none shall recognise me for what I am. But come I will!"
Leander pondered awhile. There was danger in introducing the G.o.ddess into his saloon; he had no idea what she might do there. But at the same time, if she were bent upon coming, she would probably do so in any case; and besides, he felt tolerably certain that what she would see would convince her of his utter unsuitability as a consort.
Yes, it was surely wisest to a.s.sist necessity, and obtain the most favourable conditions for the inevitable experiment.
"I might put you in a corner of the operating-room, to be sure," he said thoughtfully. "No one would think but what you was part of the fittings, unless you went moving about."
"Place me where I may behold you at your labour, and there I will remain," she said.
"Well," he conceded, "I"ll risk it. The best way would be for you to walk down to the saloon, and leave yourself ready in a corner till you come to again. I can"t carry a heavy marble image all that way!"
"So be it," said she, and followed him to the saloon with a proud docility.
"It"s nicely got up," he remarked, as they reached it; "and you"ll find it roomier than the cupboard."
She deigned no answer as she remained motionless in the corner he had indicated; and presently, as he held up the candle he was carrying, he found its rays were shining upon a senseless stone.
He went upstairs again, half fearful, half sanguine. "I don"t altogether like it," he was thinking. "But if I put a print wrapper over her all day, no one will notice. And G.o.ddesses must have their proper pride. If she once gets it into her marble head that I keep a shop, I think that she"ll turn up her nose at me. And then she"ll give back the ring and go away, and I shan"t be afraid of the police; and I needn"t tell Tillie anything about it. It"s worth risking."
AN EXPERIMENT
V.
""Tis time; descend; be stone no more; approach: Strike all that look upon with marvel."
_The Winter"s Tale._
The next day brought Leander a letter which made his heart beat with mingled emotions--it was from his Matilda. It had evidently been written immediately before her return, and told him that she would be at their old meeting-place (the statue of Fox in Bloomsbury Square) at eight o"clock that evening.
The wave of tenderness which swept over him at the antic.i.p.ation of this was hurled back by an uncomfortable thought. What if Matilda were to refer to the ring? But no; his Matilda would do nothing so indelicate.
All through the day he mechanically went through his hairdressing, singeing, and shampooing operations, divided between joy at the prospect of seeing his adored Matilda again, and anxiety respecting the cold marble swathed in the print wrapper, which stood in the corner of his hair-cutting saloon.
He glanced at it every time he went past to change a brush or heat a razor, but there was no sign of movement under the folds, and he gradually became rea.s.sured, especially as it excited no remark.
But as evening drew on he felt that, for the success of his experiment, it was necessary that the cover should be removed. It was dangerous, supposing the inspector were to come in unexpectedly and recognise the statue; but he could only trust to fortune for that, and hoped, too, that even if the detective came he would be able to keep him in the outer shop.
It was only for one evening, and it was well worth the risk.
A foreign gentleman had come in, and the hairdresser found that a fresh wrapper was required, which gave him the excuse he wanted for unveiling the Aphrodite. He looked carefully at the face as he uncovered it, but could discover no speculation as yet in the calm, full gaze of the G.o.ddess.
The foreign gentleman was inclined to be talkative under treatment, and the conversation came round to public amus.e.m.e.nts.
"In my country," the customer said, without mentioning or betraying what his particular country was--"in my country we have what you have not, places to sit out in the fresh air, and drink a gla.s.s of beer, along with the entertainments. You have not that in London?"
"Bless your soul, yes," said Leander, who was a true patriot, "plenty of them!"