After this came the disposal of books, furniture, and apparel; and, when these failed, the secret grapple with dest.i.tution, the broken spirit, the want of food--famine, hunger, disease, and, in some cases, death itself. These great sufferings of a cla.s.s who, at all events, were educated gentlemen, did not occur without exciting, on their behalf, deep and general sympathy from all cla.s.ses. In their prosperity, the clergy, as a body, raised and spent their income in the country. They had been kind and charitable to the poor, and their wives and daughters had often been ministering angels to those who were neglected by the landlords or gentry of the neighborhood, their natural protectors. It is true, an insurrection exhibiting the manifestation of a general and hostile principle against the source of their support, had spread over the country; but, notwithstanding its force and violence, the good that they had done was not forgotten to them in the hour of their trials and their sorrows. Many a man, for instance, whose voice was loud in the party procession, and from whose lips the shout of "down with the blood-stained t.i.the!" issued with equal fervor and sincerity, was often known to steal, at the risk of his very life, in the dead hour of night, to the house of, the starving parson and his worn family, and with blackened face, that he might not by any possibility be known, pay the very t.i.thes for whose abolition he was willing to peril his life. Nay, what is more, the priest himself--the actual living idolatrous priest, the benighted minister of the Scarlet Lady, has often been known to bring, upon his own broad and st.u.r.dy shoulders, that relief in substantial food which has saved the lives of more than one of those unG.o.dly parsons, who had fattened upon a heretic church, and were the corrupted supporters of the mammon of unrighteousness. Here, in fact, was the popish, bigoted priest--the believer in transubstantiation, the denouncer of political enemies, the advocate of exclusive salvation, the fosterer of pious frauds, the "surpliced ruffian," as he has been called, and heaven knows what besides, stealing out at night, loaded like a mule, with provisions for the heretical parson and his family--for the Bible-man, the convent-hunter, the seeker after filthy lucre, and the black slug who devoured one-tenth of the husbandman"s labors. Such, in fact, was the case in numberless instances, where the very priest himself durst not with safety render open a.s.sistance to his ecclesiastical enemy, the parson.
In this combination against t.i.the, it is to be observed, that, as in all other agitations, whether the object be good or otherwise, those who took a princ.i.p.al part among the people in the rural districts were seldom any other than the worst and most unprincipled spirits--reckless ruffians and desperate vagabonds, without any sense of either religious or moral obligation to restrain them from the commission of outrage.
It is those men, unfortunately, who, possessed of strong and licentious energies, and always the most active and contaminating in every agitation that takes place among us, and who, influenced by neither shame nor fear, and regardless of consequences, impress their disgraceful character upon the country at large, and occasion the great body of society to suffer the reproach of that crime and violence which, after all, only comparatively a few commit.
Our friend the proctor, we have already stated, had collected the t.i.thes of three or four parishes; and it is unnecessary, therefore, to say, that the hostility against him was spread over a wide and populous district. This was by no means the case with O"Driscol, who was much more the object of amus.e.m.e.nt to the people than of enmity. The mask of bl.u.s.ter, and the cowardly visage it covered, were equally well known in the neighborhood; and as the Irish possess a quick and almost instinctive perception of character, especially among their superiors, we need scarcely say that they played off, on more than one occasion, many ludicrous pranks at his expense. He was certainly a man of great importance, at least in his own opinion, or if he did understand himself, he wished, at all events, to be considered so in the eyes of others. He possessed, however, much more cunning than any one would feel inclined to attribute to him, and powers of flattery that were rarely ever equalled. He was, in fact, one of the few men who could administer that nauseating dose, without permitting the person who received it to become sensible that he did so. He had sc.r.a.ped together some wealth by the good oldsystem of jobbing--had got himself placed upon the Grand Panel of the county," and ultimately, by some corrupt influence at an election, contrived to have the merit of returning the government candidate, a service which procured him a magistracy. O"Driscol was very fond of magnifying trifles, and bestowing, a character of importance upon matters that were of the utmost insignificance. For instance, if a poor decrepit devil, starving in a hut, and surrounded by dest.i.tution and beggary, were to be arrested for some petty misdemeanor, he would mount his horse with vast pomp, and proceed at the head of twelve or eighteen armed policemen to make his caption. But, on the contrary, whenever any desperate and intrepid character was to be apprehended--some of those fellows like the notorious Ryan (Puck), who always carried a case of pistols or a blunderbuss about them, or perhaps both---our valiant magistrate was either out of the way or had a visit from the gout--a complaint which he was very fond of parading, because it is one of aristocratic pretensions, but one, of which, we are honestly bound to say, he had never experienced a single twitch.
We have already stated that he had received a threatening notice, and attempted to describe the state of conflicting emotions into which it threw him. We forgot to state, however, that he had before received several other anonymous communications of a somewhat more friendly stamp; the difference between them being the simple fact, that the one in question was read, and the others of his own composition.
The latter were indeed all remarkable for containing one characteristic feature, which consisted in a solemn but friendly warning that if he (the magistrate) were caught at a particular place, upon a particular day, it might be attended with dangerous consequences to himself.
Our magistrate, however, was not a man to be frightened by such communications; no,--He was well known in the neighborhood, and he would let the cowardly scoundrels feel what a determined man could be. He thought his daredevil character had been sufficiently known; but since it seemed that it was not, he would teach them a lesson of intrepidity--the scoundrels. His practice was, on such occasions, to get a case of pistols, mount his horse, and, in defiance to all entreaty to the contrary, proceed to the place of danger, which he rode past, and examined with an air of pompous heroism that was ludicrous in the extreme.
One morning, about this time, he sat at breakfast, reading the Potwollopers" Gazette, or the No-Popery Advocate, when, as usual, he laid it down, and pushing it over to Fergus, he resumed his toast and b.u.t.ter.
"Well, now," said he, upon my honor and conscience, it is extraordinary how these matters creep into the papers. At all events, Fergus, my friend the Castle will persaive what kind of stuff it"s best supporters consist of."
"Very appropriate, sir," replied Fergus--"stuff is an excellent word."
"And why is it an excellent word, Fergy?"
"It is so significant, sir, as an ill.u.s.tration?"
"Well, I dare say it is," returned the father; "don"t we say of a game man, such a fellow has good stuff in him? but, setting that aside, do look at the paragraph about that attack! My friend Swiggerly has done me full justice. Upon my word, it is extramely gratifying, and especially in such critical times as these, read it for Kate there, will you?"
"What is it, papa?"
"An account, my dear, of the attack made upon us, and of--but Fergus will read it out for you."
Fergus accordingly read as follows:--
EXTRAORDINARY COURAGE AND INTREPIDITY--SEVERAL HUNDRED WHITEBOYS MOST SPIRITLY REPULSED--FITZGERALD O"DRISCOL, ESQ. J. P.
"On the night of the 24th ultimo, the house of this most active and resolute magistrate was attacked by a numerous band of ruffianly Whiteboys, amounting to several hundreds--who, in defiance of his well-known resolution, and forgetting the state of admirable preparation and defence in which he always maintains his dwelling-house, surrounded it with the intention, evidently, of visiting upon him the consequences of his extraordinary efforts at preserving the peace of the country, and bringing offenders to justice. The exact particulars of this fearful conflict have not reached us, but we may, without offence, we trust, to the modesty of Mr. O"Driscol, venture to give a general outline of the circ.u.mstances, as far as we have heard them. About two o"clock, on the morning alluded to, and while the whole family were asleep, an attempt was made to break open the hall-door. This, however, having been heavily chained, barred, and bolted, and the keys removed to Mr. O"Driscol"s sleeping-room, resisted all attempts of the Whiteboys to enter--a circ.u.mstance which filled them with fury and indignation. In a moment the family were alarmed, and up. On that night it so happened that Mr.
Alick Purcel, a friend and neighbor of Mr. O"Driscol"s, happened to be staying with them, and almost immediately Mr. O"Driscol, placing the two young men in something like a steady military position, led them on personally, in the most intrepid manner, to a position behind the shutters. From this place the fire of the enemy was returned for a considerable time with equal bravery, and, it is presumed, effect, as the grounds about the hall-door were found the next morning to be stained with blood in several places. Tho heroism of the night, however, is yet to be related. Mr. O"Driscol, who was certainly supported by his son and Mr. Purcel in a most able and effective manner, hearing a low, cautious noise in the back part of the house, went to reconnoitre, just in time to grapple with the leader of these villains--a most desperate and ferocious character-cruel, fearless, and of immense personal strength. He must have got in by some unaccountable means not yet discovered, with the hope, of course, of admitting his accomplices from without. A terrific struggle now ensued, which terminated by the fellow, on finding, we presume, the mettle of the person opposed to him, flying down stairs towards the kitchen, and from thence, as Mr. O"Driscol thought, to the coal-hole, whether he fearlessly pursued him, but in vain. On examining the coal-hole, which Mr. O"Driscol did personally in the dark--we really shudder at that gentleman"s absence of all fear--the ferocious Whiteboy could not be found in it. The presumption is that he gave Mr. O"Driscol the slip during pursuit, doubled back, and escaped from the lobby window, which, on examination, was found open. On this almost unprecedented act of bravery it is useless to indulge in comment, especially as we are restrained by regard for Mr. O"Driscol"s personal feelings and well-known modesty on this peculiar subject. His worthy son, we are aware, inherits his father"s courage."
"The devil I do!" exclaimed Fergus; "ha! ha! ha! Faith, I"m braver than I had given myself credit for."
"And we are glad to hear that the present government, sensible of their obligations to Fitzgerald O"Driscol, Esq., are about to confer the office of Stipendiary Magistrate upon his son. We are, indeed, glad to hear this; the office cannot possibly be better bestowed; and thus, so far as relates to his father, at least, may valuable public services in critical times be ever appropriately rewarded!"
"Well, Fergy, what do you think of our friend Swiggerly now?"
"In G.o.d"s name, sir, what does all this rigmarole, in which there is scarcely a word of truth, mean?"
"Mane! why it manes, sir, that I am anxious to get you a Stipendiary Magistracy."
"A Stipendiary Magistracy, father, if you wish and if you can; but not by such means as this--it is shameful, father, indeed it is."
"I tell you, Fergus, that unless a man plays a game in this world, he has little business in it. Manes! Why, what objections can you have to the manes? A bit of a harmless paragraph that contains very little more than the truth. I tell you that I threw it out as a hint to my friend the Castle, and I hope it will act on it, that"s all."
"Well, well," exclaimed the son, laughing, "take care you don"t overdo the business; for my own part, I wish to obtain a magistracy only by honorable means;--that is, since you have put the matter into my head, for until last week I never once thought of it."
"Neither did I until a couple of weeks ago; and between you and me, Fergus, the country"s in a devil of a state--a very trying one for Stipendiaries," replied his father; "but it struck me that I am myself rather advanced in years for such an appointment, and, in the meantime, that something of the kind might be in your way, and it is for this rason that I am feeling the pulse of my friend the Castle."
"But I am too young, sir, for such an appointment."
"Not at all, you blockhead; although you get a magistracy in the paragraph, you don"t imagine, I expect, you should get one directly.
No, no; there are gradations in all things. For instance, now,--first a Chief Constableship of Police; next, a County Inspectorship; and thirdly, a Stipendiary Magistracy. It is aisy to run you through the two first in ordher to plant you in the third--eh? As for me I"m snug enough, unless they should make me a commissioner, of excise or something of that sort, that would not call me out upon active duty but, at all events, there"s nothing like having one"s eye to business, and being on the lookout for an opportunity."
"You know, father," observed Fergus, "I don"t now nor ever did approve of the system, or principle you pursue in these matters, and as I will not join you in them, I can only say if I do receive a government appointment, I shall not owe it to anything personally unbecoming myself."
"Ah, you"re young and green yet, Fergus, but time and expariance will, open your eyes to your own interests, and you"ll live to acknowledge the folly of having scruples with the world--ay will you."
"It may be so, sir; but I thank G.o.d the time you speak of has not come yet."
"Well," continued his father, "now that we have talked over that matter, read this;",and, as he spoke, he handed Fergus a notice, evidently a friendly one, to the following; effect--
"Hunda.
"Mr. O"Driscol.--It"s said that ye"re to goto Lisnagola on Shoosda next.
Now I tel ye there"s a set upon yer life--don"t go on that day, or it"ll bee worser for ye--any way don"t pa.s.s Philpot"s corner betuxt 2 and fore o"cluck.
"A FRIEND THAT YEW WANST SAVED."
"What do you think of that, Fergus?"
"Why, sir, it"s a proof that you have friends among these turbulent people. I hope you don"t intend going to Lisnagola on that day; by the way it must mean this day, for this is Tuesday, and the note or notice, or whatever you call it, is dated on Sunday, I perceive. I trust you don"t intend to to-day, sir, and expose yourself.
"I shall certainly go, sir," replied his father, rising up quite indignantly. "What do you think I am? Do you think, sir, that I--Fitzgerald O"Driscol, am the man to be intimidated by blood-thirsty dogs like these? No, sir. I shall, at the proper time, arm myself, mount my good horse and ride, calm as a milestone, past the very spot. D--n the rascals! do they think to terrify me?"
"If the author of that letter does," replied Fergus, "he is most certainly mistaken;" and as he said so he looked significantly at his sister, who smiled as one would who thoroughly understood the matter.
Just at that moment, Alick Purcel was seen approaching the hall-door, and in a few minutes he joined them.
"Well, Alick," said the magistrate, "all well at Longshot Lodge--all safe and sound for so far?"
"All well, sir, thank you, and safe and sound for so far."
"Do you know what I think, Alick?"
"No, sir."
"Upon my honor and conscience I am of opinion, that it"s something in your favor to live so near to me. I act as a kind of protection for you, Alick. I am morally convinced, ay, and have good raison to know it from more than one quarther, that your father"s house would have been attacked long since, if it were not for the near neighborhood of dare-devil O"Driscol. And yet these fellows like courage, Alick; for instance, read that warning. There you see is a plot laid for my life; but I"ll show the villains that they have the wrong sow by the ear. I have showed them as much before, and will show them as much again."
He then handed the note, with an air of triumph, to Alick, who read it over and a.s.sumed a look of great terror.
"Of course you will be guided by this, Mr. O"Driscol."
"Of course I will not, Mr. Purcel; not a bit of it. I will ride--armed, of course--past Philpot"s corner this very day, at half-past three o"clock; that is all I say."
"Well all I can say," returned Alick, "is that you are a fearfully-determined man, sir."