"There was this much in it," said Angelo: "what was told us of our characters was minutely exact-we could have not have bettered it ourselves. Next, two or three memorable things that have happened to us were laid bare-things which no one present but ourselves could have known about."
"Why, it"s rank sorcery!" exclaimed Tom, who was now becoming very much interested. "And how did they make out with what was going to happen to you in the future?"
"On the whole, quite fairly," said Luigi. "Two or three of the most striking things foretold have happened since; much the most striking one of all happened within that same year. Some of the minor prophesies have come true; some of the minor and some of the major ones have not been fulfilled yet, and of course may never be: still, I should be more surprised if they failed to arrive than if they didn"t."
Tom was entirely sobered, and profoundly impressed. He said, apologetically: "Dave, I wasn"t meaning to belittle that science; I was only chaffing -chattering, I reckon I"d better say. I wish you would look at their palms. Come, won"t you?"
"Why certainly, if you want me to; but you know I"ve had no chance to become an expert, and don"t claim to be one. When a past event is somewhat prominently recorded in the palm, I can generally detect that, but minor ones often escape me-not always, of course, but often-but I haven"t much confidence in myself when it comes to reading the future. I am talking as if palmistry was a daily study with me, but that is not so. I haven"t examined half a dozen hands in the last half dozen years; you see, the people got to joking about it, and I stopped to let the talk die down. I"ll tell you what we"ll do, Count Luigi: I"ll make a try at your past, and if I have any success there-no, on the whole, I"ll let the future alone; that"s really the affair of an expert."
He took Luigi"s hand. Tom said: "Wait-don"t look yet, Dave! Count Luigi, here"s paper and pencil. Set down that thing that you said was the most striking one that was foretold to you, and happened less than a year afterward, and give it to me so I can see if Dave finds it in your hand."
Luigi wrote a line privately, and folded up the piece of paper, and handed it to Tom, saying: "I"ll tell you when to look at it, if he finds it."
Wilson began to study Luigi"s palm, tracing life lines, heart lines, head lines, and so on, and noting carefully their relations with the cobweb of finer and more delicate marks and lines that enmeshed them on all sides; he felt of the fleshy cushion at the base of the thumb and noted its shape; he felt of the fleshy side of the hand between the wrist and the base of the little finger and noted its shape also; he painstakingly examined the fingers, observing their form, proportions, and natural manner of disposing themselves when in repose. All this process was watched by the three spectators with absorbing interest, their heads bent together over Luigi"s palm, and n.o.body disturbing the stillness with a word. Wilson now entered upon a close survey of the palm again, and his revelations began.
He mapped out Luigi"s character and disposition, his tastes, aversions, proclivities, ambitions, and eccentricities in a way which sometimes made Luigi wince and the others laugh, but both twins declared that the chart was artistically drawn and was correct.
Next, Wilson took up Luigi"s history. He proceeded cautiously and with hesitation now, moving his finger slowly along the great lines of the palm, and now and then halting it at a "star" or some such landmark, and examining that neighborhood minutely. He proclaimed one or two past events, Luigi confirmed his correctness, and the search went on. Presently Wilson glanced up suddenly with a surprised expression.
"Here is a record of an incident which you would perhaps not wish me to-"
"Bring it out," said Luigi, good-naturedly. "I promise you sha"n"t embarra.s.s me."
But Wilson still hesitated, and did not seem quite to know what to do. Then he said: "I think it is too delicate a matter to-to-I believe I would rather write it or whisper it to you, and let you decide for yourself whether you want it talked out or not."
"That will answer," said Luigi. "Write it."
Wilson wrote something on a slip of paper and handed it to Luigi, who read it to himself and said to Tom: "Unfold your slip and read it, Mr. Driscoll."
Tom said: ""IT WAS PROPHESIED THAT I WOULD KILL A MAN. IT CAME TRUE BEFORE THE YEAR WAS OUT.""
Tom added, "Great Scott!"
Luigi handed Wilson"s paper to Tom, and said: "Now read this one."
Tom read: ""YOU HAVE KILLED SOMEONE, BUT WHETHER MAN, WOMAN, OR CHILD, I DO NOT MAKE OUT.""
"Caesar"s ghost!" commented Tom, with astonishment. "It beats anything that was ever heard of! Why, a man"s own hand is his deadliest enemy! Just think of that-a man"s own hand keeps a record of the deepest and fatalest secrets of his life, and is treacherously ready to expose himself to any black-magic stranger that comes along. But what do you let a person look at your hand for, with that awful thing printed on it?"
"Oh," said Luigi, reposefully, "I don"t mind it. I killed the man for good reasons, and I don"t regret it."
"What were the reasons?"
"Well, he needed killing."
"I"ll tell you why he did it, since he won"t say himself," said Angelo, warmly. "He did it to save my life, that"s what he did it for. So it was a n.o.ble act, and not a thing to be hid in the dark."
"So it was, so it was," said Wilson. "To do such a thing to save a brother"s life is a great and fine action."
"Now come," said Luigi, "it is very pleasant to hear you say these things, but for unselfishness, or heroism, or magnanimity, the circ.u.mstances won"t stand scrutiny. You overlook one detail; suppose I hadn"t saved Angelo"s life, what would have become of mine? If I had let the man kill him, wouldn"t he have killed me, too? I saved my own life, you see."
"Yes, that is your way of talking," said Angelo, "but I know you-I don"t believe you thought of yourself at all. I keep that weapon yet that Luigi killed the man with, and I"ll show it to you sometime. That incident makes it interesting, and it had a history before it came into Luigi"s hands which adds to its interest. It was given to Luigi by a great Indian prince, the Gaikowar of Baroda, and it had been in his family two or three centuries. It killed a good many disagreeable people who troubled the hearthstone at one time or another. It isn"t much too look at, except it isn"t shaped like other knives, or dirks, or whatever it may be called-here, I"ll draw it for you." He took a sheet of paper and made a rapid sketch. "There it is-a broad and murderous blade, with edges like a razor for sharpness. The devices engraved on it are the ciphers or names of its long line of possessors-I had Luigi"s name added in Roman letters myself with our coat of arms, as you see. You notice what a curious handle the thing has. It is solid ivory, polished like a mirror, and is four or five inches long-round, and as thick as a large man"s wrist, with the end squared off flat, for your thumb to rest on; for you grasp it, with your thumb resting on the blunt end-so-and lift it along and strike downward. The Gaikowar showed us how the thing was done when he gave it to Luigi, and before that night was ended, Luigi had used the knife, and the Gaikowar was a man short by reason of it. The sheath is magnificently ornamented with gems of great value. You will find a sheath more worth looking at than the knife itself, of course."
Tom said to himself: "It"s lucky I came here. I would have sold that knife for a song; I supposed the jewels were gla.s.s."
"But go on; don"t stop," said Wilson. "Our curiosity is up now, to hear about the homicide. Tell us about that."
"Well, briefly, the knife was to blame for that, all around. A native servant slipped into our room in the palace in the night, to kill us and steal the knife on account of the fortune encrusted on its sheath, without a doubt. Luigi had it under his pillow; we were in bed together. There was a dim night-light burning. I was asleep, but Luigi was awake, and he thought he detected a vague form nearing the bed. He slipped the knife out of the sheath and was ready and unembarra.s.sed by hampering bedclothes, for the weather was hot and we hadn"t any. Suddenly that native rose at the bedside, and bent over me with his right hand lifted and a dirk in it aimed at my throat; but Luigi grabbed his wrist, pulled him downward, and drove his own knife into the man"s neck. That is the whole story."
Wilson and Tom drew deep breaths, and after some general chat about the tragedy, Pudd"nhead said, taking Tom"s hand: "Now, Tom, I"ve never had a look at your palms, as it happens; perhaps you"ve got some little questionable privacies that need-hel-lo!"
Tom had s.n.a.t.c.hed away his hand, and was looking a good deal confused.
"Why, he"s blushing!" said Luigi.
Tom darted an ugly look at him, and said sharply: "Well, if I am, it ain"t because I"m a murderer!" Luigi"s dark face flushed, but before he could speak or move, Tom added with anxious haste: "Oh, I beg a thousand pardons. I didn"t mean that; it was out before I thought, and I"m very, very sorry-you must forgive me!"
Wilson came to the rescue, and smoothed things down as well as he could; and in fact was entirely successful as far as the twins were concerned, for they felt sorrier for the affront put upon him by his guest"s outburst of ill manners than for the insult offered to Luigi. But the success was not so p.r.o.nounced with the offender. Tom tried to seem at his ease, and he went through the motions fairly well, but at bottom he felt resentful toward all the three witnesses of his exhibition; in fact, he felt so annoyed at them for having witnessed it and noticed it that he almost forgot to feel annoyed at himself for placing it before them. However, something presently happened which made him almost comfortable, and brought him nearly back to a state of charity and friendliness. This was a little spat between the twins; not much of a spat, but still a spat; and before they got far with it, they were in a decided condition of irritation while pretending to be actuated by more respectable motives. By his help the fire got warmed up to the blazing point, and he might have had the happiness of seeing the flames show up in another moment, but for the interruption of a knock on the door-an interruption which fretted him as much as it gratified Wilson. Wilson opened the door.
The visitor was a good-natured, ignorant, energetic middle-aged Irishman named John Buckstone, who was a great politician in a small way, and always took a large share in public matters of every sort. One of the town"s chief excitements, just now, was over the matter of rum. There was a strong rum party and a strong anti-rum party. Buckstone was training with the rum party, and he had been sent to hunt up the twins and invite them to attend a ma.s.s meeting of that faction. He delivered his errand, and said the clans were already gathering in the big hall over the market house. Luigi accepted the invitation cordially. Angelo less cordially, since he disliked crowds, and did not drink the powerful intoxicants of America. In fact, he was even a teetotaler sometimes -when it was judicious to be one.
The twins left with Buckstone, and Tom Driscoll joined the company with them uninvited.
In the distance, one could see a long wavering line of torches drifting down the main street, and could hear the throbbing of the ba.s.s drum, the clash of cymbals, the squeaking of a fife or two, and the faint roar of remote hurrahs. The tail end of this procession was climbing the market house stairs when the twins arrived in its neighborhood; when they reached the hall, it was full of people, torches, smoke, noise, and enthusiasm. They were conducted to the platform by Buckstone-Tom Driscoll still following-and were delivered to the chairman in the midst of a prodigious explosion of welcome. When the noise had moderated a little, the chair proposed that "our ill.u.s.trious guests be at once elected, by complimentary acclamation, to membership in our ever-glorious organization, the paradise of the free and the perdition of the slave."
This eloquent discharge opened the floodgates of enthusiasm again, and the election was carried with thundering unanimity. Then arose a storm of cries: "Wet them down! Wet them down! Give them a drink!"
Gla.s.ses of whisky were handed to the twins. Luigi waves his aloft, then brought it to his lips; but Angelo set his down. There was another storm of cries.
"What"s the matter with the other one?" "What is the blond one going back on us for?" "Explain! Explain!"
The chairman inquired, and then reported: "We have made an unfortunate mistake, gentlemen. I find that the Count Angelo Capello is opposed to our creed-is a teetotaler, in fact, and was not intending to apply for membership with us. He desires that we reconsider the vote by which he was elected. What is the pleasure of the house?"
There was a general burst of laughter, plentifully accented with whistlings and catcalls, but the energetic use of the gavel presently restored something like order. Then a man spoke from the crowd, and said that while he was very sorry that the mistake had been made, it would not be possible to rectify it at the present meeting. According to the bylaws, it must go over to the next regular meeting for action. He would not offer a motion, as none was required. He desired to apologize to the gentlemen in the name of the house, and begged to a.s.sure him that as far as it might lie in the power of the Sons of Liberty, his temporary membership in the order would be made pleasant to him.
This speech was received with great applause, mixed with cries of: "That"s the talk!" "He"s a good fellow, anyway, if he is a teetotaler!" "Drink his health!" "Give him a rouser, and no heeltaps!"
Gla.s.ses were handed around, and everybody on the platform drank Angelo"s health, while the house bellowed forth in song:
For he"s a jolly good fel-low, For he"s a jolly good fel-low, For he"s a jolly good fe-el-low, Which n.o.body can deny.
Tom Driscoll drank. It was his second gla.s.s, for he had drunk Angelo"s the moment that Angelo had set it down. The two drinks made him very merry-almost idiotically so, and he began to take a most lively and prominent part in the proceedings, particularly in the music and catcalls and side remarks.
The chairman was still standing at the front, the twins at his side. The extraordinarily close resemblance of the brothers to each other suggested a witticism to Tom Driscoll, and just as the chairman began a speech he skipped forward and said, with an air of tipsy confidence, to the audience: "Boys, I move that he keeps still and lets this human philopena snip you out a speech."
The descriptive aptness of the phrase caught the house, and a mighty burst of laughter followed.
Luigi"s southern blood leaped to the boiling point in a moment under the sharp humiliation of this insult delivered in the presence of four hundred strangers. It was not in the young man"s nature to let the matter pa.s.s, or to delay the squaring of the account. He took a couple of strides and halted behind the unsuspecting joker. Then he drew back and delivered a kick of such t.i.tanic vigor that it lifted Tom clear over the footlights and landed him on the heads of the front row of the Sons of Liberty.
Even a sober person does not like to have a human being emptied on him when he is not doing any harm; a person who is not sober cannot endure such an attention at all. The nest of Sons of Liberty that Driscoll landed in had not a sober bird in it; in fact there was probably not an entirely sober one in the auditorium. Driscoll was promptly and indignantly flung on the heads of Sons in the next row, and these Sons pa.s.sed him on toward the rear, and then immediately began to pummel the front row Sons who had pa.s.sed him to them. This course was strictly followed by bench after bench as Driscoll traveled in his tumultuous and airy flight toward the door; so he left behind him an ever-lengthening wake of raging and plunging and fighting and swearing humanity. Down went group after group of torches, and presently above the deafening clatter of the gavel, roar of angry voices, and crash of succ.u.mbing benches, rose the paralyzing cry of "fire!"
The fighting ceased instantly; the cursing ceased; for one distinctly defined moment, there was a dead hush, a motionless calm, where the tempest had been; then with one impulse the mult.i.tude awoke to life and energy again, and went surging and struggling and swaying, this way and that, its outer edges melting away through windows and doors and gradually lessening the pressure and relieving the ma.s.s.
The fireboys were never on hand so suddenly before; for there was no distance to go this time, their quarters being in the rear end of the market house, There was an engine company and a hook-and-ladder company. Half of each was composed of rummies and the other half of anti-rummies, after the moral and political share-and-share-alike fashion of the frontier town of the period. Enough anti-rummies were loafing in quarters to man the engine and the ladders. In two minutes they had their red shirts and helmets on-they never stirred officially in unofficial costume-and as the ma.s.s meeting overhead smashed through the long row of windows and poured out upon the roof of the arcade, the deliverers were ready for them with a powerful stream of water, which washed some of them off the roof and nearly drowned the rest. But water was preferable to fire, and still the stampede from the windows continued, and still the pitiless drenching a.s.sailed it until the building was empty; then the fireboys mounted to the hall and flooded it with water enough to annihilate forty times as much fire as there was there; for a village fire company does not often get a chance to show off, and so when it does get a chance, it makes the most of it. Such citizens of that village as were of a thoughtful and judicious temperament did not insure against fire; they insured against the fire company.
CHAPTER 12 - The Shame of Judge Driscoll
Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear-not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward, it is not a compliment to say it is brave; it is merely a loose misapplication of the word. Consider the flea!-incomparably the bravest of all the creatures of G.o.d, if ignorance of fear were courage. Whether you are asleep or awake he will attack you, caring nothing for the fact that in bulk and strength you are to him as are the ma.s.sed armies of the earth to a sucking child; he lives both day and night and all days and nights in the very lap of peril and the immediate presence of death, and yet is no more afraid than is the man who walks the streets of a city that was threatened by an earthquake ten centuries before. When we speak of Clive, Nelson, and Putnam as men who "didn"t know what fear was," we ought always to add the flea-and put him at the head of the procession. -Pudd"nhead Wilson"s Calendar Judge Driscoll was in bed and asleep by ten o"clock on Friday night, and he was up and gone a-fishing before daylight in the morning with his friend Pembroke Howard. These two had been boys together in Virginia when that state still ranked as the chief and most imposing member of the Union, and they still coupled the proud and affectionate adjective "old" with her name when they spoke of her. In Missouri a recognized superiority attached to any person who hailed from Old Virginia; and this superiority was exalted to supremacy when a person of such nativity could also prove descent from the First Families of that great commonwealth. The Howards and Driscolls were of this aristocracy. In their eyes, it was a n.o.bility. It had its unwritten laws, and they were as clearly defined and as strict as any that could be found among the printed statutes of the land. The F.F.V. was born a gentleman; his highest duty in life was to watch over that great inheritance and keep it unsmirched. He must keep his honor spotless. Those laws were his chart; his course was marked out on it; if he swerved from it by so much as half a point of the compa.s.s, it meant shipwreck to his honor; that is to say, degradation from his rank as a gentleman. These laws required certain things of him which his religion might forbid: then his religion must yield-the laws could not be relaxed to accommodate religions or anything else. Honor stood first; and the laws defined what it was and wherein it differed in certain details from honor as defined by church creeds and by the social laws and customs of some of the minor divisions of the globe that had got crowded out when the sacred boundaries of Virginia were staked out.
If Judge Driscoll was the recognized first citizen of Dawson"s Landing, Pembroke Howard was easily its recognized second citizen. He was called "the great lawyer"-an earned t.i.tle. He and Driscoll were of the same age-a year or two past sixty.
Although Driscoll was a freethinker and Howard a strong and determined Presbyterian, their warm intimacy suffered no impairment in consequence. They were men whose opinions were their own property and not subject to revision and amendment, suggestion or criticism, by anybody, even their friends.
The day"s fishing finished, they came floating downstream in their skiff, talking national politics and other high matters, and presently met a skiff coming up from town, with a man in it who said: "I reckon you know one of the new twins gave your nephew a kicking last night, Judge?"
"Did WHAT?"
"Gave him a kicking."
The old judge"s lips paled, and his eyes began to flame. He choked with anger for a moment, then he got out what he was trying to say: "Well-well-go on! Give me the details!"
The man did it. At the finish the judge was silent a minute, turning over in his mind the shameful picture of Tom"s flight over the footlights; then he said, as if musing aloud, "H"m-I don"t understand it. I was asleep at home. He didn"t wake me. Thought he was competent to manage his affair without my help, I reckon." His face lit up with pride and pleasure at that thought, and he said with a cheery complacency, "I like that-it"s the true old blood-hey, Pembroke?"
Howard smiled an iron smile, and nodded his head approvingly. Then the news-bringer spoke again.
"But Tom beat the twin on the trial."
The judge looked at the man wonderingly, and said: "The trial? What trial?"
"Why, Tom had him up before Judge Robinson for a.s.sault and battery."
The old man shrank suddenly together like one who has received a death stroke. Howard sprang for him as he sank forward in a swoon, and took him in his arms, and bedded him on his back in the boat. He sprinkled water in his face, and said to the startled visitor: "Go, now-don"t let him come to and find you here. You see what an effect your heedless speech has had; you ought to have been more considerate than to blurt out such a cruel piece of slander as that."
"I"m right down sorry I did it now, Mr. Howard, and I wouldn"t have done it if I had thought; but it ain"t slander; it"s perfectly true, just as I told him."
He rowed away. Presently the old judge came out of his faint and looked up piteously into the sympathetic face that was bent over him.
"Say it ain"t true, Pembroke; tell me it ain"t true!" he said in a weak voice.
There was nothing weak in the deep organ tones that responded: "You know it"s a lie as well as I do, old friend. He is of the best blood of the Old Dominion."
"G.o.d bless you for saying it!" said the old gentleman, fervently. "Ah, Pembroke, it was such a blow!"
Howard stayed by his friend, and saw him home, and entered the house with him. It was dark, and past supper-time, but the judge was not thinking of supper; he was eager to hear the slander refuted from headquarters, and as eager to have Howard hear it, too. Tom was sent for, and he came immediately. He was bruised and lame, and was not a happy-looking object. His uncle made him sit down, and said: "We have been hearing about your adventure, Tom, with a handsome lie added for embellishment. Now pulverize that lie to dust! What measures have you taken? How does the thing stand?"
Tom answered guilelessly: "It don"t stand at all; it"s all over. I had him up in court and beat him. Pudd"nhead Wilson defended him-first case he ever had, and lost it. The judge fined the miserable hound five dollars for the a.s.sault."
Howard and the judge sprang to their feet with the opening sentence -why, neither knew; then they stood gazing vacantly at each other. Howard stood a moment, then sat mournfully down without saying anything. The judge"s wrath began to kindle, and he burst out: "You cur! You sc.u.m! You vermin! Do you mean to tell me that blood of my race has suffered a blow and crawled to a court of law about it? Answer me!"
Tom"s head drooped, and he answered with an eloquent silence. His uncle stared at him with a mixed expression of amazement and shame and incredulity that was sorrowful to see. At last he said: "Which of the twins was it?"
"Count Luigi."
"You have challenged him?"
"N-no," hesitated Tom, turning pale.
"You will challenge him tonight. Howard will carry it."
Tom began to turn sick, and to show it. He turned his hat round and round in his hand, his uncle glowering blacker and blacker upon him as the heavy seconds drifted by; then at last he began to stammer, and said piteously: "Oh, please, don"t ask me to do it, uncle! He is a murderous devil-I never could-I-I"m afraid of him!"
Old Driscoll"s mouth opened and closed three times before he could get it to perform its office; then he stormed out: "A coward in my family! A Driscoll a coward! Oh, what have I done to deserve this infamy!" He tottered to his secretary in the corner, repeated that lament again and again in heartbreaking tones, and got out of a drawer a paper, which he slowly tore to bits, scattering the bits absently in his track as he walked up and down the room, still grieving and lamenting. At last he said: "There it is, shreds and fragments once more-my will. Once more you have forced me to disinherit you, you base son of a most n.o.ble father! Leave my sight! Go-before I spit on you!"
The young man did not tarry. Then the judge turned to Howard: "You will be my second, old friend?"
"Of course."
"There is pen and paper. Draft the cartel, and lose no time."
"The Count shall have it in his hands in fifteen minutes," said Howard.
Tom was very heavyhearted. His appet.i.te was gone with his property and his self-respect. He went out the back way and wandered down the obscure lane grieving, and wondering if any course of future conduct, however discreet and carefully perfected and watched over, could win back his uncle"s favor and persuade him to reconstruct once more that generous will which had just gone to ruin before his eyes. He finally concluded that it could. He said to himself that he had accomplished this sort of triumph once already, and that what had been done once could be done again. He would set about it. He would bend every energy to the task, and he would score that triumph once more, cost what it might to his convenience, limit as it might his frivolous and liberty-loving life.
"To begin," he says to himself, "I"ll square up with the proceeds of my raid, and then gambling has got to be stopped-and stopped short off. It"s the worst vice I"ve got-from my standpoint, anyway, because it"s the one he can most easily find out, through the impatience of my creditors. He thought it expensive to have to pay two hundred dollars to them for me once. Expensive-that! Why, it cost me the whole of his fortune-but, of course, he never thought of that; some people can"t think of any but their own side of a case. If he had known how deep I am in now, the will would have gone to pot without waiting for a duel to help. Three hundred dollars! It"s a pile! But he"ll never hear of it, I"m thankful to say. The minute I"ve cleared it off, I"m safe; and I"ll never touch a card again. Anyway, I won"t while he lives, I make oath to that. I"m entering on my last reform-I know it-yes, and I"ll win; but after that, if I ever slip again I"m gone."
CHAPTER 13 - Tom Stares at Ruin