"What?" cried Vera.
"Is it possible that you don"t see it?"
"But look at that clever letter!" said Vera.
"It"s the maddest letter I ever read. Besides, dear, I know about it.
Don"t distress yourself. Bertie says he was always eccentric, but sometimes he"s quite all right for years. Then, any sudden excitement, especially Falling in Love----"
"Then you own he _did_ fall in love with me?"
"Oh, of course, of course! Certainly! No one denies that. But I really think we ought to write to the Dorfensteins and get them to tell the Savoy people to look after him. It"s very sad. He has rather a nice manner--nice eyes."
Vera buried her face in her handkerchief.
"Now don"t worry, darling," said Felicity affectionately. "Be out when he calls, and I"m quite sure we shall soon find some one quite sane who will amuse you just as much."
"Never!" sobbed Vera. "It"s just like my luck! Oh, and the books I ordered, and the new dress. I can never bear to look at them."
"It"s a very good thing we found it out," said Felicity.
"But how on earth does Bertie know?"
"He knows everything--about people, I mean--and he"s always right. In fact, he sent you a message to ask you to be very careful, and said he"d come and see you about it."
"Rather cool! It seems I can"t have _any_ secret to myself now," panted Mrs. Ogilvie.
"Well, you see, dear, you _did_ ask me to get all the information I could, and after all I only told Bertie you _met_ Mr. Ferguson. He guessed that he would fall in love with you, and bring you a bouquet early in the morning, and write you a lot of letters about philosophy."
"How did he know?"
"Well, if you don"t mind my saying so, dear, it"s because it"s what he always does."
Vera began to laugh.
"Tell Bertie he need not trouble to call about it, I"d rather forget it."
"Oh, of course he won"t _now_!"
"He doesn"t know, then, that I was in love with him? Besides, I wasn"t."
"Certainly he doesn"t. Besides, you weren"t."
"I hate the sight of that bouquet," said Vera.
"Yes, let"s send it away; and now come for a drive with me."
"All right, dear. I say, couldn"t we countermand those philosophical books?"
"Yes, of course we will. What do you feel you"d like instead?"
"Oh, something by Pett Ridge," said Vera, recklessly.
CHAPTER XXVII
AUNT WILLIAM"S DAY
It was a chilly spring afternoon and Aunt William was seated by the fire doing wool-work, for she disapproved of the idle habits of the present day and thought that a lady should always have her fingers employed in some way; not, of course, either with cards or cigarettes. She was getting on steadily with the foot-stool she was making; a neat design of a fox"s head with a background of green leaves. In the course of her life Aunt William had done many, many miles of wool-work. It was neither embroidery nor tapestry; it was made on canvas with what is known for some mysterious reason as Berlin wool; and was so simple that it used to be called the Idiot St.i.tch; but the curious elaboration of the design and sort of dignified middle-Victorian futility about it cast a glamour over the whole, and dispelled any a.s.sociation of idiocy from the complete work. A banner screen was now in front of the fire, which Aunt William had worked during a winter at St. Leonards, and which represented enormous squashed roses like purple cauliflowers, with a red-brown background--a shade called, in her youth, Bismarck brown, and for which she always retained a certain weakness.
It was her day, and on Aunt William"s day she invariably wore a shot-silk dress, shot with green and violet; the bodice trimmed with bugles, the skirt plain and flowing. Aunt William did not have that straight-fronted look that is such a consolation to our modern women who are getting on in years, but went in decidedly at the waist, her figure being like a neat pincushion. Her voice was deep, her mind of a somewhat manly and decided order, so that the touches of feminine timidity or sentiment taught her in early youth sat oddly enough on her now. In reality she hated wool-work, but did it partly from tradition and partly from a contrary disposition; because other people didn"t like it, and even because she didn"t like it herself.
Her first visitor was a very old and dear friend of hers whom she particularly disliked and disapproved of, Lady Virginia Harper. Lady Virginia was a very tall, thin, faded blonde, still full of shadowy vitality, who wore a flaxen transformation so obviously artificial that not the most censorious person by the utmost stretch of malice could a.s.sume it was meant to deceive the public. With equal candour she wore a magnificent set of teeth, and a touch of rouge on each cheek-bone. To Aunt William"s extreme annoyance Lady Virginia was dressed to-day in a strange medley of the artistic style combined oddly with a rather wild attempt at Parisian smartness. That is to say, in her cloak and furs she looked almost like an outside coloured plate on the cover of _Paris Fashions_; while when she threw it open one could see that she wore a limp _crepe de chine_ Empire gown of an undecided mauve, with a waist under the arms and puffed sleeves. On her head was a very smart bright blue flower toque, put on entirely wrong, with a loose blue veil hanging at the back. Had anything been required to decide the question of her looking grotesque, I should mention that she wore long mauve _suede_ gloves. That settled it. A gold bag dangled from her left wrist, and she carried a little fan of carved ivory. She looked, naturally,--or unnaturally--slightly absurd, but had great distinction and no sort of affectation, while an expression that alternated between amiable enthusiasm and absent-minded depression characterised her shadowy indefinite features.
Aunt William received her with self-control, and she immediately asked for tea.
"Certainly. It is half-past three, and I regard five as tea-time. But as you wish, dear Virginia." Aunt William pulled the bell with manly vigour and ill-tempered hospitality.
"Have you heard that _divine_ new infant harpist? He"s perfectly exquisite--a genius. But _the_ person I"ve come to talk to you about, Mary, is the new singer, Delestin. He"s perfectly heavenly! And so good-looking! I"ve taken him up--quite--and I want you to be kind about him, dear Mary."
"I"ll take two tickets for his concert," said Aunt William harshly. "But I won"t go to the concert and I won"t come and hear him sing."
"Now that"s so like you, Mary! He isn"t _giving_ a concert, and I _want_ you to hear him sing. He"s too charming. Such a gentle soft creature, and so highly-strung. The other day after he had sung at my house--it was something of Richard Strauss"s, certainly a very enervating song, I must own that--he simply fainted at the piano, and had to be taken away.
So, if you give a party, do have him, dear Mary! You will, won"t you?"
"Most certainly not! A protege of yours who faints at the piano wouldn"t be at all suitable for one of _my_ Evenings, thank you, Virginia."
Lady Virginia did not answer. She evidently had not heard. She never listened and never thought of one subject for more than two seconds at a time. She used a long-handled lorgnette, but usually dropped it before it had reached her eye.
"Oh! and there"s something else I wanted to speak to you about. A sweet girl, a friend of mine (poor thing!), has lost her parents. They were generals or clergymen or something, and she"s obliged to do something, so she"s going in for hats. So sensible and brave of her! She"s taken the _sweetest_ little shop just out of Bond Street. Do, dear, go and get some toques there, for my sake. Won"t you?"
"_Some toques?_" repeated Aunt William. "I don"t know what you mean.
Hats are not things you order by the half-dozen. I have my winter"s bonnet, my spring bonnet which I have got already, a sun-hat for travelling in the summer, and so forth."
"I got a beautiful picture-hat from her," said Lady Virginia dreamily.
"An enormous black one, with Nattier blue roses in front and white feathers at the back--- only five guineas. But then she makes special prices for me, of course."
"No doubt she does," said Aunt William.
"Of course I can"t wear it, my dear," continued Virginia. "I hate to attract attention so, and I look too showy in a picture-hat with my fair hair. But it was a kindness to the girl. Poor girl!"
Aunt William was boiling over.
"Of course you can"t wear it. Do you imagine you can wear the hat you"ve got on now, Virginia?"
"What this? It"s only a little flower toque."