"I was trying to wake him out of sleep."
"He looks to me as if nothing could awake him now."
"Foster! You don"t mean--that he is dead?"
Nothing could have pleased me less than such a consummation. If Mr.
Babbacombe had elected to die in such an extremely irregular fashion he certainly did not deserve the balance of that thousand pounds. I had stipulated that the end should take place in the presence of others; and, by inference, after they had been afforded an opportunity of satisfying themselves as to his being the actual Simon Pure.
Otherwise, in the future all sorts of questions might arise,--not to mention the fact that, after what Foster had apparently seen, I might find myself in a position of distinct discomfort. The lawyer voiced my thought, as if he had perceived it in my mind.
"It would be rather unfortunate for you if he should be dead."
"Unfortunate for all of us."
"Particularly for you. You were subjecting him to rather vigorous treatment. Better men have been killed by less."
I turned and faced him, not feeling disposed to be brow-beaten by him.
"Foster, what do you mean?"
"Weren"t you shaking him?"
"Shaking him! Foster! I was simply placing him in a more comfortable position."
"Ah! And this is the position you have placed him in."
"Your words and tone, Mr. Foster, require explanation."
"Which they shall receive at the proper time and place. In the meantime, don"t you think you"d better send for a doctor? Or shall I?"
Luckily Mr. Babbacombe proved himself to be possessed of more sense than I had begun to fear. He returned to life. Whether actuated or not by the newcomer"s remarks and manner I cannot say; but he did. Just as we seemed to be on the verge of a really unseemly wrangle, without altering his position in the least, he opened his eyes, looked up at us, and spoke.
"Hollo, Foster? Is that you?"
It was excellently done; wonderfully clever. In the sudden rush of my relief I decided that his honorarium should be increased. It showed that he had kept his ears wide open, or he would hardly have known that his visitor"s name was Foster. I only hoped that he had gained, from what had pa.s.sed, some idea of who he was, and what was the position he occupied, without its being necessary for me to drop too plain a hint. However, the agile Mr. Babbacombe proved himself equal to the occasion. The man-of-affairs stood looking down at him before he answered.
"I am glad, my Lord Marquis, that you know me."
"Know you? Why shouldn"t I know you? Hang you, Foster!"
Instinct had supplied Mr. Babbacombe with at least one of Twickenham"s habits of speech, his trick of rounding off nearly every sentence he uttered with what one might call, by courtesy, an apostrophe.
"I am sorry, my lord, to see you looking so unwell."
"I am going to die."
"I trust, and believe, that it is not so bad with you as that. Where has your lordship been during all these years?"
"Playing with the fires."
"Playing with the fires?" The lawyer repeated the words as if in doubt as to their meaning. But a glance at the speaker"s face made it clear to him that the answer was perhaps not so far out as it might have been. "Is your lordship married?"
"What the devil"s that to do with you? One can"t marry all of "em."
"But you can marry one of them. Have you done that?" There came no answer from the bed. "I would point out to your lordship that you are in a somewhat serious condition. Should anything happen to your lordship----"
"I"m going to die."
"We trust not: but should such a misfortune be in store for us, it is of still more importance that your affairs should be in order. I would remind you that what you have been doing during the last fifteen years is known only to yourself. Are you married?"
"Curse the women!"
Why, I wondered, could not the idiot answer No?
"If your lordship pleases. But that is not an answer to my question.
You must be well aware that the fact of your having a wife, with issue, would materially alter your brother"s position."
"Let him have it all."
"You wish Lord Reginald to inherit your whole estate, real and personal? Does that mean you"re not married?"
"Foster, did you--ever know--me answer questions--when I didn"t want to. I"m not--dead yet."
This was so like Twickenham that it set me thinking. Indeed, as the conversation between the pair proceeded I became more and more puzzled to find an answer to the question--Who is the man in the bed? Foster stuck to his guns.
"Has your lordship made a will?"
"I hate wills."
"Possibly; yet they are necessary instruments. If you have not already made a will, you must make one now. Your lordship will tell me how you wish matters to stand. I will draw up a brief, yet sufficient form, which you can complete at once."
"Kick him, Doug."
This was again so like Twickenham that I had no option but to smile.
Foster surveyed me with grave disapprobation. He drew me a little apart.
"This is no laughing matter, Mr. Howarth. I believe you represent Lord Reginald"s interests. I can only tell you that they will be very seriously imperilled if we are not able to show that he has been formally appointed his brother"s heir. You have witnessed the Marquis"s refusal to answer my question as to whether he is or is not married. What meaning does that refusal convey to your mind?"
"None whatever. It"s just Twickenham--that"s all; and you know it."
"But suppose he has a wife and children."
"He hasn"t."
"Then why doesn"t he say so?"
"Because he never would impart information to any one, on any subject whatever. Have you forgotten that that was one of his many forms of crankiness?"
"Still it is not outside the bounds of possibility that he has a wife and, say, a son. If they appeared upon the scene, with no will in existence, they would have everything. Lord Reginald would have nothing at all."