Lau. I, and what I do too: looke thee, Ile but leane, and my staffe vnderstands me

Spee. It stands vnder thee indeed

Lau. Why, stand-vnder: and vnder-stand is all one

Spee. But tell me true, wil"t be a match?

Lau. Aske my dogge, if he say I, it will: if hee say no, it will: if hee shake his taile, and say nothing, it will

Spee. The conclusion is then, that it will

Lau. Thou shalt neuer get such a secret from me, but by a parable

Spee. "Tis well that I get it so: but Launce, how saist thou that that my master is become a notable Louer?

Lau. I neuer knew him otherwise

Spee. Then how?

Lau. A notable Lubber: as thou reportest him to bee

Spee. Why, thou whorson a.s.se, thou mistak"st me, Lau. Why Foole, I meant not thee, I meant thy Master

Spee. I tell thee, my Master is become a hot Louer

Lau. Why, I tell thee, I care not, though hee burne himselfe in Loue. If thou wilt goe with me to the Alehouse: if not, thou art an Hebrew, a Iew, and not worth the name of a Christian

Spee. Why?

Lau. Because thou hast not so much charity in thee as to goe to the Ale with a Christian: Wilt thou goe?

Spee. At thy seruice.

Exeunt.

Scoena s.e.xta.

Enter Protheus solus.

Pro. To leaue my Iulia; shall I be forsworne?

To loue faire Siluia; shall I be forsworne?

To wrong my friend, I shall be much forsworne.

And ev"n that Powre which gaue me first my oath Prouokes me to this three-fold periurie.

Loue bad mee sweare, and Loue bids me for-sweare; O sweet-suggesting Loue, if thou hast sin"d, Teach me (thy tempted subiect) to excuse it.

At first I did adore a twinkling Starre, But now I worship a celestiall Sunne: Vn-heedfull vowes may heedfully be broken, And he wants wit, that wants resolued will, To learne his wit, t" exchange the bad for better; Fie, fie, vnreuerend tongue, to call her bad, Whose soueraignty so oft thou hast preferd, With twenty thousand soule-confirming oathes.

I cannot leaue to loue; and yet I doe: But there I leaue to loue, where I should loue.

Iulia I loose, and Valentine I loose, If I keepe them, I needs must loose my selfe: If I loose them, thus finde I by their losse, For Valentine, my selfe: for Iulia, Siluia.

I to my selfe am deerer then a friend, For Loue is still most precious in it selfe, And Siluia (witnesse heauen that made her faire) Shewes Iulia but a swarthy Ethiope.

I will forget that Iulia is aliue, Remembring that my Loue to her is dead.

And Valentine Ile hold an Enemie, Ayming at Siluia as a sweeter friend.

I cannot now proue constant to my selfe, Without some treachery vs"d to Valentine.

This night he meaneth with a Corded-ladder To climbe celestiall Siluia"s chamber window, My selfe in counsaile his compet.i.tor.

Now presently Ile giue her father notice Of their disguising and pretended flight: Who (all inrag"d) will banish Valentine: For Thurio he intends shall wed his daughter, But Valentine being gon, Ile quickely crosse By some slie tricke, blunt Thurio"s dull proceeding.

Loue lend me wings, to make my purpose swift As thou hast lent me wit, to plot this drift.

Enter.

Scoena septima.

Enter Iulia and Lucetta.

Iul. Counsaile, Lucetta, gentle girle a.s.sist me, And eu"n in kinde loue, I doe coniure thee, Who art the Table wherein all my thoughts Are visibly Character"d, and engrau"d, To lesson me, and tell me some good meane How with my honour I may vndertake A iourney to my louing Protheus

Luc. Alas, the way is wearisome and long

Iul. A true-deuoted Pilgrime is not weary To measure Kingdomes with his feeble steps, Much lesse shall she that hath Loues wings to flie, And when the flight is made to one so deere, Of such diuine perfection as Sir Protheus

Luc. Better forbeare, till Protheus make returne

Iul. Oh, know"st y not, his looks are my soules food?

Pitty the dearth that I haue pined in, By longing for that food so long a time.

Didst thou but know the inly touch of Loue, Thou wouldst as soone goe kindle fire with snow As seeke to quench the fire of Loue with words

Luc. I doe not seeke to quench your Loues hot fire, But qualifie the fires extreame rage, Lest it should burne aboue the bounds of reason

Iul. The more thou dam"st it vp, the more it burnes: The Current that with gentle murmure glides (Thou know"st) being stop"d, impatiently doth rage: But when his faire course is not hindered, He makes sweet musicke with th" enameld stones, Giuing a gentle kisse to euery sedge He ouer-taketh in his pilgrimage.

And so by many winding nookes he straies With willing sport to the wilde Ocean.

Then let me goe, and hinder not my course: Ile be as patient as a gentle streame, And make a pastime of each weary step, Till the last step haue brought me to my Loue, And there Ile rest, as after much turmoile A blessed soule doth in Elizium

Luc. But in what habit will you goe along?

Iul. Not like a woman, for I would preuent The loose encounters of lasciuious men: Gentle Lucetta, fit me with such weedes As may beseeme some well reputed Page

Luc. Why then your Ladiship must cut your haire

Iul. No girle, Ile knit it vp in silken strings, With twentie od-conceited true-loue knots: To be fantastique, may become a youth Of greater time then I shall shew to be

Luc. What fashion (Madam) shall I make your breeches?

Iul. That fits as well, as tell me (good my Lord) What compa.s.se will you weare your Farthingale?

Why eu"n what fashion thou best likes (Lucetta.) Luc. You must needs haue the[m] with a cod-peece Ma[dam]

Iul. Out, out, (Lucetta) that wilbe illfauourd

Luc. A round hose (Madam) now"s not worth a pin Vnlesse you haue a cod-peece to stick pins on

Iul. Lucetta, as thou lou"st me let me haue What thou think"st meet, and is most mannerly.

But tell me (wench) how will the world repute me For vndertaking so vnstaid a iourney?

I feare me it will make me scandaliz"d

Luc. If you thinke so, then stay at home, and go not

Iul. Nay, that I will not

Luc. Then neuer dreame on Infamy, but go: If Protheus like your iourney, when you come, No matter who"s displeas"d, when you are gone: I feare me he will scarce be pleas"d with all

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