The bent G.o.d made a couple of gestures. s.h.a.got lost his allegiance to the floor. He tried to grab on to nothing. Trickster laughed but made sure s.h.a.got drifted up toward the First Among Them, Whose Name is Never Spoken. the One Who Harkens to the Sound.
s.h.a.got knew the name as did every Andorayan and everyone else who accepted the northern pantheon, but he did not know how he knew it, since it was not supposed to be spoken.
The agony of standing in the glory of a G.o.d drove s.h.a.got to his knees. He was afraid, which was a rare sensation. He stared at the granite beneath him an awaited the will of the G.o.d.
These G.o.ds were old. These G.o.ds were tired. These G.o.ds were supported by a dwindling number of believers. the Chaldarean insanity was a thousand-tentacled monstrosity creeping in everywhere. It converted kings and princes and chieftains by political persuasion and bribery. They then converted their peoples at sword"s point. These G.o.ds might not have many centuries left before they began to fade away to lesser spirits.
Sometimes, for a flickering instant, they failed to reflect the expectations of mortals. In those moments the All-Father and his spouse, his sons and daughters, his nephews and nieces and half-brother, looked no more appetizing than the Choosers of the Slain. Many became something to raise the human gorge.
But even that was because the human mind insisted on imposing form upon the formless.
The All-Father addressed Grimur Grimmsson, known to the world as s.h.a.got the b.a.s.t.a.r.d. His voice sounded only inside the sturlanger"s mind. Hero, we stand in the Postern of Fate, facing the end of time. Facing what could become the Twilight of the G.o.ds. You have been chosen to accomplish great things. Hero, we stand in the Postern of Fate, facing the end of time. Facing what could become the Twilight of the G.o.ds. You have been chosen to accomplish great things.
That was like a scream deep inside s.h.a.got"s brain. the voice of the G.o.d was far too loud. s.h.a.got smashed his forehead against the flood, Trying to fight the pain.
The All-Father understood that mortal flesh had limitations. the volume went down. So did the level of divine sententiousness. the G.o.d chose to speak out loud, like an ordinary man.
"Grimur Grimmsson, we have chosen you to be our champion in the world of men. We"re approaching a critical age. the G.o.ds themselves are threatened. Not just your G.o.ds but all G.o.ds. the Heroes will go forth from the Hall to fight once more. And Grimur Grimmsson will show the way."
"As you command." s.h.a.got could not stop shaking. Nor could he concentrate enough to listen closely. Nevertheless, he understood what the G.o.ds wanted done.
Despite the lack of mental acuity, s.h.a.got did wonder why the G.o.ds needed there men to affect their will in the mortal world. They were G.o.ds, weren"t they?
s.h.a.got and the companions were going to visit the south, where other G.o.ds reigned. Once they found what the G.o.ds wanted found they would perform rites that would summon the Heroes of the Hall. All of them. the Heroes would execute the will of the G.o.ds. the full extend of which those G.o.ds did not see fit to reveal to s.h.a.got the b.a.s.t.a.r.d at the moment.
12. Firaldia, Ormienden, and the End of Connec at Antieux
By the second afternoon, after Else fell in with the youngsters, they were deferring to his leadership. He did not want that. But it fell out that way.
That evening the band reached Ralli, where the main industry was wresting white marble from the flank of a nearby mountain. Ralli marble was renown for its lack of flaws and its almost translucent quality. Quarrying had gone on there for two thousand years. Ralli marble could be found in palaces and memorials all around the Mother Sea.
The townspeople eyed the travelers warily, which was understandable. They might be brigands or criminal fugitives. Soldiers commonly were.
A fellow who might have been a constable came and told them, "If you"re looking for quarry work you need to go up to the quarry head in the morning. If you"re looking for the man hiring soldiers, he"s set up on the barren south of town."
The constable wanted them to keep on moving.
Else grunted. His ragged bunch would generate confidence in no one.
"The recruiters are offering a hot meal to everybody who"ll listen to their pitch."
Else asked, "Any of you boys interested in the quarrying trade? I recommend that over taking up the profession of arms."
n.o.body volunteered. The youngsters were all sad and homesick and going on mainly because they did not want to reveal their humanity to their companions.
Two dozen tents stood in the waste ground mentioned by the constable. Else did not like the camp"s look. It was too orderly. Too professional. He observed, "It looks like we"re in time for supper." In the twilight a line of men received food from a pair of squat, wide cooks who might be brothers. "Anybody see any banners or shields?" It would be nice to know who was hiring.
A voice asked, "Does that matter?" An armed sentry materialized from brush beside the road. Else was startled. Professional indeed.
"Of course it does." Else a.s.sessed the man as best he could in the failing light. The sentry did the same with him. Each saw a professional soldier. Else said, "Some people I won"t follow. Maybe because of who they are. But, mostly, because they have reputations for failing to pay their men."
The light was not so weak that Else failed to catch the sentry"s contempt. He was not a mercenary himself so did not think well of mercenaries.
Else did not think well of them himself but he had to play that part.
The sentry shouted, "Post number three! I have thirteen and a mule, coming in."
Else asked, "Are you expecting an attack, or something? Here?"
"You let your guard down because you think you should be safe, you"ll end up prematurely cold."
Else grunted. That confirmed his suspicion. Professionals, indeed. He had fallen in with the Brotherhood of War again. Not so good.
On the other hand, maybe not so bad, supposing they were putting together a gang to a.s.sist the Patriarch in some of his mischief.
But knowing who these men were made Else uneasy. He was marching a little too close to the Brotherhood lately.
Someone jogged up. He was not one of the fighting brothers. He was too small and too young but, obviously, had been around them long enough to have picked up a military patina. "Come with me, please."
Bo Biogna grumbled, "I got a feeling they"s gonna be way to much spit an" polish horses.h.i.t aroun" here for me, Pipe."
Else was using the name Piper Hecht.
"There"s honest work in the quarries, Bo."
"Then why not trot your a.s.s back up there and sign on?"
"Not my kind of thing. I"m not made to stay in one place."
"So how"s it different for me?"
It was different. Bo Biogna was not good at what he wanted to do. Else suspected Biogna never was much good at anything, but he was mostly honest and he tried as long as somebody was watching. "It"s your life, Bo. I"m just reminding you that you have options."
Their guide took them directly to the tail of the chow line, where he said of Just Plain Joe"s mule, "Hey, you can"t take this critter with you."
"How come?" Just Plain Joe"s friends wanted to know. Pig Iron was the most popular member of the company. He was like no other mule that ever lived. He was friendly and mostly cooperative. And Just Plain Joe insisted that Pig Iron wanted to join the cavalry. "This here horse is a born destrier."
The guide had no sense of humor. Which might have been why he had been a.s.signed his particular job. He led the future cavalry steed away.
Else was impressed. This was a well-organized camp. And some thought had been invested in this recruiting scheme. Hot food, and plenty of it, was guaranteed to get potential recruits thinking kindly of you. Severe hunger was commonplace for the poor.
Else asked the nearest unfamiliar face, "Whose camp is this? What kind of campaign are they getting ready for?"
The guide showed up in time to hear the question, without Pig Iron. "This camp is commanded by Captain Veld Arnvolker. He hasn"t told us what we"re going to do, only that we"ll have the Patriarch"s blessing and there"ll be plenty of booty. Talk is, it might have something to do with what"s been going on in Sonsa."
"Where"s Pig Iron? He doesn"t usually like to be away from Joe."
"He"s hobbled beside the tent you"ll be sharing. He has hay and a ration of oats."
"He"s turned traitor that cheap?" Joe grumbled.
"Plenty of booty?" Else queried. "I"ll tell you, that doesn"t sound promising. Not in Firaldia." Unless this was the Brotherhood preparing to punish Sonsa for having run it out by engineering the sacking of Sonsa and the Three Families. He found the possibility that he might go back to Sonsa in Brotherhood employ ironic.
"Then you"re in for something new and marvelous, aren"t you?"
Else had to restrain powerful urges springing from a lifetime of Sha-lug training. He understood the western approach to warfare philosophically but could not make a connection in his heart.
When westerners decided to make war they swept up the dregs and leavings of their societies, handed out old and poor quality weapons, added a few hereditary warriors as leaders, men turned the mob loose. Such armies were as dangerous to friend as foe. Either they would indulge in outrageous slaughter or they would break at the first threat of combat. But they were cheap during peacetime. It was not necessary to feed, house, clothe, or train them. And they were never the threat always presented by a standing army.
The evanescent loyalties of its frontier armies had been one cause of the breakdown of the Old Brothen Empire.
Else would have been willing to bet gold. And he would have won. The meat being served so generously, to the members of the company and prospective recruits, was pork. Else was beginning to develop a taste for the unclean flesh.
"You guys sure picked your time," the one-armed cook in charge told Else. The other, who, up close, looked enough like him to be a twin, still had both of his arms.
"Eh?"
"Pranced in here just late enough so you"ll get you a free breakfast, too, didn"t you?" He did not seem to mind, though.
All of Else"s band were baffled.
The one-armed cook said, "The wizard does him a whole show on why you should praise G.o.d and sign up to the serve the Brotherhood. It"s mostly a crock a s.h.i.t but you get yourself a meal for sitting through it. Two meals, if you"re just clever enough to wander in here too late for him to do his buck and wing tonight. For a wizard he sure likes to hit the sack early." The implication being that any wizard would be on intimate and extended terms with the Instrumentalities of the Night.
"Wizard?" Else had another bad feeling.
"I didn"t stutter. Move along. It"s time for the changing of the guard. And those a.s.sholes don"t like to be kept waiting at chow time."
"And who could blame them?"
The youngster a.s.signed as guide showed them where they were supposed to eat, then where they were supposed to clean up the wooden plates and cups and utensils they had been issued at the head of the line. That much order could not last, Else was confident They were shown to a large tent where they were supposed to bed down with another half-dozen potential recruits. Pig Iron was hobbled alongside, outside. The mule seemed to think that he had elevated to mule heaven. Else had spent much of his life in worse quarters than that tent He told Bo Biogna, "They"re sure trying to seduce us here."
Biogna grunted. "You seen, they got an actual, real s.h.i.t-house?"
Else had not overlooked that fact. It was an improvement on the traditional Praman field latrine. Which, Else felt, proved that the Brotherhood of War was in charge here. And it proved that the warrior monks were not so narrow of vision as to remain incapable of learning from their enemies.
Traditionally, more crusaders perished of dysentery, cholera, and typhoid than they did of the most violent efforts of Indala al-Sul Halaladin and other defenders of the Holy Lands. And the main reason that diseases got them was because they failed to recognize any possibility of a connection between illness and the presence of their own ordure.
Even here, though, there was a problem with the by-product of the animal population, especially horses and dogs.
"THIS ALL SEEMS NICE SO FAR," GOFTT ASPEL OBSERVED AS THE band ate breakfast.
Else agreed. "They"re doing everything they can to make us want to sign on. Things won"t be nearly as nice once we take an oath."
Bo Biogna grumbled, "Let"s hope that don"t mean they figure it will all to go to s.h.i.t whenever they get to wherever they"re going."
"You fibbed. You"ve done this before."
"No. Only stands to reason that it might."
"So just keep expecting the worst. Then you"ll be ready for it."
Their guide materialized. "You need to hurry. They want to get started early. Something important happened somewhere."
That something was all over camp in fifteen minutes, a secret out strutting its stuff in a dozen different dresses, none of them more than one quarter accurate.
"Somebody tried to kill the anti-Patriarch!"
"The killers were all wiped out by his guards!"
"I heard the a.s.sa.s.sins were ambushed!"
Before it was over Else could have put together a version where G.o.d himself had sent down an archangel with a warning while, in Viscesment, an army of elite Patriarchal troops was destroyed to the last man by invulnerable shadow knights magically whisked in from Hansel"s capital in the New Brothen Empire. Which was a sufficiently delicious rumor that everyone played it up despite it being common knowledge that Johannes Blackboots and his daughters had taken up permanent residence at the Dimmel Palace in Plemenza, declaring an end to any interest in Firaldia, with the Emperor saying he was taking a vacation from politics.
Rumor and speculation simmered all morning. Else found the camp command"s reaction to the news interesting. He told his group, "I think the Brotherhood is recruiting for a foray into the Connec, not Sonsa."
"They"re starting to pack up," Just Plain Joe observed.
He was right. Men were striking tents, breaking down the kitchen facility, loading all that into wagons. Horses were being gotten into harness. Dogs were running around, being confused. The only thing missing was a train of women and children.
A grizzled old Brother named Redfearn arrived to take the potential recruits in hand. In addition to Else"s group, four more would-be soldiers had come in since the last recruiting speech. Redfearn did not have much to say. "We"re moving out." He had a strong accent that suggested an origin somewhere deep inside the New Brothen Empire. "You have until we begin movement to decide if you"re with us. Pay will be regular. It will be on time. Food will be provided. It will be the best our quartermasters can obtain. Your enlistment will be for a period not to exceed one year. Weapons will be provided. You"ll have to pay for any weapons or equipment you lose or throw away. If we have the opportunity to acquire it, uniform clothing will be provided. In return for all this generosity you"ll be expected to train hard, behave well at all times, observe all religious obligations, and submit to Brotherhood discipline. Punishments will be harsh. But fair. Oh. You"ll be expected to fight like h.e.l.l in the name of heaven if we do get involved in a battle."
Else studied the veteran closely. The man had characteristics that were almost Sha-lug. He would be the Brotherhood"s equivalent of Bone.
"What"re you gonna do, Pipe?" Just Plain Joe asked. Bo and Gofit and the others all looked at him, too.
"Hey, you all thought you were grown-up enough to leave home." He softened his pushing away by asking the old soldier, "Who are we signing on with? We"ve heard talk about a sorcerer."
The Brother frowned, having trouble grasping the fact that mercenaries might have intellectual difficulties with their services. The man came closer, where he could whisper, all talk lost in the increasing bang and clatter of an armed camp preparing to move. "Are you serious?"
"Of course I am. I a.s.sume you"re a religious man. Which would mean there are things you won"t do because they"re just not right."
"This is the Brotherhood of War! The Sword of Heaven!" The old soldier could not imagine the rect.i.tude of the Brotherhood being questioned.
"But there was talk about a sorcerer."
"You"re not one of those fundamentalists who believes that any sorcerer, by definition, has to be an agent of evil, are you?"
"No. But I don"t like getting close to anybody with ties to the Instrumentalities of the Night."
"Oh. I don"t think you"ll find a straighter arrow than Grade Drocker. He came all the way from the Special Office headquarters at Runch."
"A witchfinder!" one of the boys blurted, suddenly frightened.