The other women, partnerless, wandered about the cage. The music changed. Wayne didn"t like this tune as well. Too slow. He bit Calhoun"s earlobe off.
Calhoun screamed and they grappled around on the floor. Calhoun got his arm around Wayne"s throat and tried to choke him to death.
Wayne coughed out the earlobe, lifted his leg and took the knife out of his boot. He brought it around and back and hit Calhoun in the temple with the hilt.
Calhoun let go of Wayne and rocked on his knees, then collapsed on top of him.
Wayne got out from under him and got up and kicked him in the head a few times. When he was finished, he put the bowie in its place, got Calhoun"s .38 and the shotgun. To h.e.l.l with the pigsticker.
A dead woman tried to grab him, and he shoved her away with a thrust of his palm. He got Calhoun by the collar, started pulling him toward the gate.
Faces were pressed against the wire, watching. It had been quite a show. A friendly cowboy type opened the gate for Wayne and the crowd parted as he pulled Calhoun by. One man felt helpful and chased after them and said, "Here"s his hat, Mister," and dropped it on Calhoun"s knee and it stayed there.
Outside, a professional drunk was standing between two cars taking a leak on the ground. As Wayne pulled Calhoun past, the drunk said, "Your buddy don"t look so good."
"Look worse than that when I get him to Law Town," Wayne said.
Wayne stopped by the "57, emptied Calhoun"s pistol and tossed it as far as he could, then took a few minutes to kick Calhoun in the ribs and a.s.s. Calhoun grunted and farted, but didn"t come to.
When Wayne"s leg got tired, he put Calhoun in the pa.s.senger seat and handcuffed him to the door.
He went over to Calhoun"s "62 Impala replica with the plastic bull horns mounted on the hood-which was how he had located him in the first place, by his well known car-and kicked the gla.s.s out of the window on the driver"s side and used the shotgun to shoot the bull horns off. He took out his pistol and shot all the tires flat, p.i.s.sed on the driver"s door, and kicked a dent in it.
By then he was too tired to s.h.i.t in the back seat, so he took some deep breaths and went back to the "57 and climbed in behind the wheel.
Reaching across Calhoun, he opened the glove box and got out one of his thin, black cigars and put it in his mouth.
He pushed the lighter in, and while he waited for it to heat up, he took the shotgun out of his lap and reloaded it.
A couple of men poked their heads outside of the tonk"s door, and Wayne stuck the shotgun out the window and fired above their heads. They disappeared inside so fast they might have been an optical illusion.
Wayne put the lighter to his cigar, picked up the wanted poster he had on the seat, and set fire to it. He thought about putting it in Calhoun"s lap as a joke, but didn"t. He tossed the flaming poster out of the window.
He drove over close to the tonk and used the remaining shotgun load to shoot at the neon Rosalita"s sign. Gla.s.s tinkled onto the tonk"s roof and onto the gravel drive.
Now if he only had a dog to kick.
He drove away from there, bound for the Cadillac Desert, and finally Law Town on the other side.
2.
The Cadillacs stretched for miles, providing the only shade in the desert. They were buried nose down at a slant, almost to the windshields, and Wayne could see skeletons of some of the drivers in the cars, either lodged behind the steering wheels or lying on the dashboards against the gla.s.s. The roof and hood guns had long since been removed and all the windows on the cars were rolled up, except for those that had been knocked out and vandalized by travelers, or dead folks looking for goodies.
The thought of being in one of those cars with the windows rolled up in all this heat made Wayne feel even more uncomfortable than he already was. Hot as it was, he was certain even the skeletons were sweating.
He finished p.i.s.sing on the tire of the Chevy, saw the p.i.s.s had almost dried. He shook the drops off, watched them fall and evaporate against the burning sand. Zipping up, he thought about Calhoun, and how when he"d pulled over earlier to let the sonofab.i.t.c.h take a leak, he"d seen there was a little metal ring through the head of his d.i.c.k and a Texas emblem dangling from that. He could understand the Texas emblem, being from there himself, but he couldn"t for the life of him imagine why a fella would do that to his general. Any idiot who would put a ring through the head of his p.e.c.k.e.r deserved to die, innocent or not.
Wayne took off his cowboy hat and rubbed the back of his neck and ran his hand over the top of his head and back again. The sweat on his fingers was thick as lube oil, and the thinning part of his hairline was tender; the heat was cooking the h.e.l.l out of his scalp, even through the brown felt of his hat.
Before he put his hat on, the sweat on his fingers was dry. He broke open the shotgun, put the sh.e.l.ls in his pocket, opened the Chevy"s back door and tossed the shotgun on the floorboard.
He got in the front behind the wheel and the seat was hot as a griddle on his back and a.s.s. The sun shone through the slightly tinted windows like a polished chrome hubcap; it forced him to squint.
Glancing over at Calhoun, he studied him. The f.u.c.ker was asleep with his head thrown back and his black wilted hat hung precariously on his head-it looked jaunty almost. Sweat oozed down Calhoun"s red face, flowed over his eyelids and around his neck, running in rivulets down the white seat covers, drying quickly. He had his left hand between his legs, clutching his b.a.l.l.s, and his right was on the arm rest, which was the only place it could be since he was handcuffed to the door.
Wayne thought he ought to blow the b.a.s.t.a.r.d"s brains out and tell G.o.d he died. The s.h.i.thead certainly needed shooting, but Wayne didn"t want to lose a thousand dollars off his reward. He needed every penny if he was going to get that wrecking yard he wanted. The yard was the dream that went before him like a carrot before a donkey, and he didn"t want any more delays. If he never made another trip across this G.o.dd.a.m.n desert, that would suit him fine.
Pop would let him buy the place with the money he had now, and he could pay the rest out later. But that wasn"t what he wanted to do. The bounty business had finally gone sour, and he wanted to do different. It wasn"t any G.o.dd.a.m.n fun anymore. Just met the d.i.c.k cheese of the earth. And when you ran the sonofab.i.t.c.hes to ground and put the cuffs on them, you had to watch your a.s.s "til you got them turned in. Had to sleep with one eye open and a hand on your gun. It wasn"t any way to live.
And he wanted a chance to do right by Pop. Pop had been like a father to him. When he was a kid and his mama was s.c.r.e.w.i.n.g the Mexicans across the border for the rent money, Pop would let him hang out in the yard and climb on the rusted cars and watch him fix the better ones, tune those babies so fine they purred like d.i.c.k-whipped women.
When he was older, Pop would haul him to Galveston for the wh.o.r.es and out to the beach to take potshots at all the ugly, f.u.c.ked-up critters swimming around in the Gulf. Sometimes he"d take him to Oklahoma for the Dead Roundup. It sure seemed to do the old fart good to whack those dead f.u.c.kers with a tire iron, smash their diseased brains so they"d lay down for good. And it was a challenge. "Cause if one of those dead buddies bit you, you could put your head between your legs and kiss your rosy a.s.s goodbye.
Wayne pulled out of his thoughts of Pop and the wrecking yard and turned on the stereo system. One of his favorite country-and-western tunes whispered at him. It was Billy Conteegas singing, and Wayne hummed along with the music as he drove into the welcome, if mostly ineffectual, shadows provided by the Cadillacs.
My baby left me,
She left me for a cow,
But I don"t give a flying f.u.c.k,
She"s gone radioactive now,
Yeah, my baby left me,
Left me for a six-t.i.ttied cow.
Just when Conteegas was getting to the good part, doing the trilling sound in his throat he was famous for, Calhoun opened his eyes and spoke up.
"Ain"t it bad enough I got to put up with the f.u.c.king heat and your f.u.c.king humming without having to listen to that s.h.i.t? Ain"t you got no Hank Williams stuff, or maybe some of that n.i.g.g.e.r music they used to make? You know, where the c.o.o.ns harmonize and one of "em sings like his nuts are cut off."
"You just don"t know good music when you hear it, Calhoun."
Calhoun moved his free hand to his hatband, found one of his few remaining cigarettes and a match there. He struck the match on his knee, lit the smoke and coughed a few rounds. Wayne couldn"t imagine how Calhoun could smoke in all this heat.
"Well, I may not know good music when I hear it, capon, but I d.a.m.n sure know bad music when I hear it. And that"s some bad music."
"You ain"t got any kind of culture, Calhoun. You been too busy raping kids."
"Reckon a man has to have a hobby," Calhoun said, blowing smoke at Wayne. "Young p.u.s.s.y is mine. Besides, she wasn"t in diapers. Couldn"t find one that young. She was thirteen. You know what they say. If they"re old enough to bleed, they"re old enough to breed."
"How old they have to be for you to kill them?"
"She got loud."
"Change channels, Calhoun."
"Just pa.s.sing the time of day, capon. Better watch yourself, bounty hunter, when you least expect it, I"ll bash your head."
"You"re gonna run your mouth one time too many, Calhoun, and when you do, you"re gonna finish this ride in the trunk with ants crawling on you. You ain"t so priceless I won"t blow you away."
"You lucked out at the tonk, boy. But there"s always tomorrow, and every day can"t be like at Rosalita"s."
Wayne smiled. "Trouble is, Calhoun, you"re running out of tomorrows."
3.
As they drove between the Cadillacs, the sky fading like a bad bulb, Wayne looked at the cars and tried to imagine what the Chevy-Cadillac Wars had been like, and why they had been fought in this miserable desert. He had heard it was a h.e.l.l of a fight, and close, but the outcome had been Chevy"s and now they were the only cars Detroit made. And as far as he was concerned, that was the only thing about Detroit that was worth a d.a.m.n. Cars.
He felt that way about all cities. He"d just as soon lie down and let a diseased dog s.h.i.t in his face than drive through one, let alone live in one.
Law Town being an exception. He"d go there. Not to live, but to give Calhoun to the authorities and pick up his reward. People in Law Town were always glad to see a criminal brought in. The public executions were popular and varied and supplied a steady income.
Last time he"d been to Law Town he"d bought a front-row ticket to one of the executions and watched a chronic shoplifter, a redheaded rat of a man, get pulled apart by being chained between two souped-up tractors. The execution itself was pretty brief, but there had been plenty of buildup with clowns and balloons and a big-t.i.ttied stripper who could swing her t.i.ts in either direction to boom-boom music.
Wayne had been put off by the whole thing. It wasn"t organized enough and the drinks and food were expensive and the front-row seats were too close to the tractors. He had gotten to see that the redhead"s insides were brighter than his hair, but some of the insides got sprinkled on his new shirt, and cold water or not, the spots hadn"t come out. He had suggested to one of the management that they put up a big plastic shield so the front row wouldn"t get splattered, but he doubted anything had come of it.
They drove until it was solid dark. Wayne stopped and fed Calhoun a stick of jerky and some water from his canteen. Then he handcuffed him to the front b.u.mper of the Chevy.
"See any snakes, Gila monsters, scorpions, stuff like that," Wayne said, "yell out. Maybe I can get around here in time."
"I"d let the f.u.c.kers run up my a.s.shole before I"d call you," Calhoun said.
Leaving Calhoun with his head resting on the b.u.mper, Wayne climbed in the back seat of the Chevy and slept with one ear c.o.c.ked and one eye open.
Before dawn Wayne got Calhoun loaded in the "57 and they started out. After a few minutes of sluicing through the early morning grayness, a wind started up. One of those weird desert winds that come out of nowhere. It carried grit through the air at the speed of bullets, hit the "57 with a sound like rabid cats scratching.
The sand tires crunched on through, and Wayne turned on the windshield blower, the sand wipers, and the head-beams, and kept on keeping on.
When it was time for the sun to come up, they couldn"t see it. Too much sand. It was blowing harder than ever and the blowers and wipers couldn"t handle it. It was piling up. Wayne couldn"t even make out the Cadillacs anymore.
He was about to stop when a shadowy, whale-like shape crossed in front of him and he slammed on the brakes, giving the sand tires a workout. But it wasn"t enough.
The "57 spun around and rammed the shape on Calhoun"s side. Wayne heard Calhoun yell, then felt himself thrown against the door and his head smacked metal and the outside darkness was nothing compared to the darkness into which he descended.
4.
Wayne rose out of it as quickly as he had gone down. Blood was trickling into his eyes from a slight forehead wound. He used his sleeve to wipe it away.
His first clear sight was of a face at the window on his side; a sallow, moon-terrain face with bulging eyes and an expression like an idiot contemplating Sanscrit. On the man"s head was a strange, black hat with big round ears, and in the center of the hat, like a silver tumor, was the head of a large screw. Sand lashed at the face, imbedded in it, struck the unblinking eyes and made the round-eared hat flap. The man paid no attention. Though still dazed, Wayne knew why. The man was one of the dead folks.
Wayne looked in Calhoun"s direction. Calhoun"s door had been mashed in and the bending metal had pinched the handcuff attached to the arm rest in two. The blow had knocked Calhoun to the center of the seat. He was holding his hand in front of him, looking at the dangling cuff and chain as if it were a silver bracelet and a line of pearls.
Leaning over the hood, cleaning the sand away from the windshield with his hands, was another of the dead folks. He too was wearing one of the round-eared hats. He pressed a wrecked face to the clean spot and looked in at Calhoun. A string of snot-green saliva ran out of his mouth and onto the gla.s.s.
More sand was wiped away by others. Soon all the car"s gla.s.s showed the pallid and rotting faces of the dead folks. They stared at Wayne and Calhoun as if they were two rare fish in an aquarium.
Wayne c.o.c.ked back the hammer of the .38.
"What about me," Calhoun said. "What am I supposed to use?"
"Your charm," Wayne said, and at that moment, as if by signal, the dead folk faded away from the gla.s.s, leaving one man standing on the hood holding a baseball bat. He hit the gla.s.s and it went into a thousand little stars. The bat came again and the heavens fell and the stars rained down and the sand storm screamed in on Wayne and Calhoun.
The dead folks reappeared in full force. The one with the bat started though the hole in the windshield, heedless of the jags of gla.s.s that ripped his ragged clothes and tore his flesh like damp cardboard.
Wayne shot the batter through the head, and the man, finished, fell through, pinning Wayne"s arm with his body.