"Yeah, wanna see?"
She was a game girl. "Okay..."
Then I wasn"t there anymore. As though wrapped in cotton, I heard her gasp of surprise. I slipped inside, went solid, and unlocked the door. She jumped when it swung open, but her short blond hair wasn"t quite on end.
Yeeps! How"d you do that? I thought you were supposed to turn into a fog or something."
I pointed an accusing finger. "You"ve been reading Stoker again, haven"t you?"
"Never mind that, why"d you never tell me about this?"
"You never asked." But-" Shh, I want to listen."
Now that we were inside, neither of us had much trouble hearing things.
Somewhere in the back Evan laughed and a girl"s voice responded, "That"s right, now I"ll hold it here and you shove it in."
Bobbi"s mouth popped open and she blushed a bright red.
"No, not that way!" the girl complained. "Smoother...* get that flap as well."
Flap! Bobbi mouthed the word.
"It can wait a minute," said Evan. "I thought I heard something out front."
"You just don"t want to do a little honest work," was the retort.
Evan strolled in wearing a baggy set of mustard yellow golf pants, red shoes, and orange-and-green argyle socks topped off by an ancient paint-smeared shirt. His surprise from seeing us quickly translated into a smile. "Jack! Bobbi! Welcome to my extremely humble home, come in."
"If we"re interrupting anything-"
"Nan, it"s too late for that or I"d have kicked you out. I thought I"d locked the door anyway, oh well. My friend Sally was just helping me with the linens. It seems I don"t know how to make a proper hospital corner."
Sally also strolled in, a pet.i.te girl with rich brown hair and a lush figure under her light print dress. She was the maid Evan had been chatting with in the kitchen while his clothes dried. It looked as though the party hadn"t been a total disaster for him, after all. Evan introduced us and Bobbi brought out the beer.
"This is great, what"s the occasion?" he asked.
"Call it a homecoming gift," said Bobbi. "Where"s Sandra?"
"Out somewhere, probably with Alex."
"We were just there, she wasn"t with him."
Evan shrugged. "Shopping, then, or at one of her girlfriends" talking about shopping. She"ll be back before long. It"s all right, she doesn"t like beer." He found an opener and popped some caps. Just in time I stopped him from wasting one on me.
"How was Alex when you left today?" I asked.
"Rancid as ever. Why?"
"Because he called Bobbi this afternoon and canceled the portrait commission.
When we went by he looked-"
"Like death warmed over," completed Bobbi.
"Really? You mean he decided not to do the painting, just like that?"
I nodded. "We thought you might have an idea why."
"Me?"
"Or Sandra. Did they have any disagreements, stuff like that?"
"No, pretty much the opposite, from what I could tell. They keep going the way they are and I"ll have this rat palace all to myself in another month." Rat palace or not, he seemed very pleased with the prospect.
"Evan, I had an idea that Alex may have taken on the commission in order to help you out with Dimmy Wallace."
He shook his head. "He wouldn"t have to do that, he"s got plenty of savings. If I asked him for help he"d just give me the money but I haven"t asked him for help.
Cheating the bookies is one thing, but Alex is my friend, more or less.""He said he had a painter"s block-"
"Not him... well, maybe him. There"s a first time for everyone, I suppose."
"Sandra said he hadn"t painted since his wife died."
"There"s a difference between a block and just choosing not to work. He"s been sitting around feeling sorry for himself and wondering if he could have made things different for Celia. You ask me, you should go back and give him a kick in the pants and tell him to paint."
"You really think he"d respond to that?"
"Of course he"d respond... but I"d want to be there to sec the fight." He looked like Sandra for a second with the impishness in his eyes. "This isn"t like him, you know.
I"ve never known him to back out of a commission once the money"s down. I really can"t say what"s wrong with him..."
"We could go back and ask this time," suggested Bobbi. "Could you come with us?"
He thought about it, but shook his head. "I"m not too comfortable about that; he"s a friend, but this isn"t really my business, after all. I"ll be honest about things: if Alex turns down the commission, I might have a chance to take his place..."
If anyone else had said it they might have sounded grabby, but not Evan.
"Of course it won"t be an Alex Adrian, and I can"t charge his price, but it"d be the best I could do."
I shrugged reasonably. "We"ll see what works out."
It was enough for him. "Great, now I"ve got to put on a cleaner shirt and walk Sally home."
"We can drive you-" I offered.
He held up a hand. "Thanks, but we really would like to walk. Why don"t you take Bobbi to dinner in the meantime. She"s looking a little peaked and you don"t want to lose those skin tones."
Sally shifted and looked jealous until he put an arm around her and squeezed.
"Keep "em enthralled, darling," he told her. "Show off some of my paintings." He ducked into the back of the flat for his shirt.
"I don"t know if I can tell you much about them," Sally confessed.
"Paintings usually speak for themselves. If you have to explain them then the artist needs a new job." I was practically quoting what I"d learned from Sandra.She smiled and laughed and led us to a corner of the room, where dozens of odd- sized canvases were stored vertically in a home-built shelving unit. We pulled out one after another and I got a pretty good idea why Evan wouldn"t be making much money on his work. It was beautiful stuff, the colors were rich and all over, but for the most part you couldn"t make out what they were representing.
He had a few of what I would call regular paintings. He could indeed please the public if he wished, but he was more comfortable creating his own inner world than recording the one around him. Bobbi discovered an especially large work and tilted it against the wall so she could stand back and get a good look. Sally joined her and both their faces were pinched with puzzlement. All I saw were swirls of fleshy pinks, darker reds, and other warm colors. It looked like another abstract to me. Evan came out, tucking in his shirt.
"That"s my favorite, too, ladies."
"What"s the t.i.tle?" asked Bobbi, who was also trying not to ask what it was.
"No t.i.tle, really, but it is a portrait of a dear old friend of mine. It represents his joy to be meeting another friend he likes very much."
"I don"t really see it," said Sally.
"There"s a trick to it, actually. You have to stand at a specific spot for the meaning to become clear." He put an arm around each of their shoulders and pulled them back about ten feet tram the canvas and stepped away. They stared at it, then suddenly broke into twin shrieks of laughter and outrage. Evan beamed.
I was about five feet from the painting and stepped behind the convulsing girls to get a look-and saw nothing but colors.
"Now you"re too far away," he told me, and urged me forward another foot.
It said a lot for his technical skill as a painter that he was able to create such an effect. Too close, it was nothing but colors, too distant and it was more of the same.
Stand exactly ten feet away and you could see it for the large-scale and quite rude self-portrait it was.
"He"s got very good manners and never fails to rise in the presence of a lovely lady. It"s one of my best works," he admitted without a trace of modesty. In the case of this painting, modesty would have been totally out of place.
Bobbi turned down a second night at Mailman"s, stating she was too hungry to wait for things to simmer. We found a less pretentious eatery and she made short work of a basic plate of meat and vegetables. This time I didn"t bother pretending with a cup of coffee and watched her with enjoyment. She was still snickering about Evan"s masterpiece.
"I don"t know where he got the nerve to paint it."
"Perhaps he was inspired.""It certainly explains the number of nudes he had."
"Offended?"
"Nab, that kind of stuff doesn"t bother me, it just takes a little getting used to. I may take one of my girlfriends over, she might want to buy it."
"Who is she?"
"None of your business. She"s a man-eater and you"re the last person I want her to meet."
"What, you don"t trust me?" I sounded wounded.
"I trust you, I also have to protect you. She runs through men like I run through silk stockings and leaves them lying around torn up and ready to be thrown away."
"You"re more tidy than that."
"Stinker. What"s the time?"
"Nine-ten."
"We better not leave it too late."
"I"m ready when you are."
"I know," she said with some smugness, which did wonders for my ego.
For the second time that night we pulled up to Adrian"s house. His car was gone.
"A person could get tired of disappointments like this," Bobbi growled.
"Feel like waiting a while?"
"Like for a stakeout?"
"I dunno, I"ve never been on one of those before."
"Wonder why he left."
So did I, and her question hung uncomfortably in the air between us for the next few minutes.
A car turned down the street, its headlights flashing across the rearview mirror.
It slowed and swung into Adrian"s driveway. He got out, a carton of cigarettes in his hand, glared at us, and slammed the door of his coupe. He seemed to debate whether he should ignore us and go on in the house or face us and get it over with. We got out of our car and saved him the trouble of deciding.
He waited until we were close enough for him not to have to raise his voice. Along the street curtains had twitched with the slam of the door.
"Yes?" Very polite and ice cold with irritation.
"We came from Evan"s," I said.
He blinked, the opening didn"t make sense and he had to shift mental gears trying to figure out what I was talking about.
"He said we should come back and kick you in the pants and tell you to start painting again."
He shook his head with exasperation. "Yes, I"m sure he did. Evan needs to learn to mind his own business." He moved past us and unlocked his front door, but indicated we would not be welcome past the threshold. "I"ve explained myself and tried to apologize. As far as I"m concerned the subject is closed."
Inside his house the phone started ringing, an excuse to leave us, which he gratefully seized. I was feeling pigheaded, though, and followed him inside, with Bobbi right behind. If it came down to it, I was prepared to put him under, even with her looking on. h.e.l.l, if we were intimate enough for s.e.x she could survive watching me hypnotize someone.
He glared at us from the phone stand in the front hall, his attention divided by our presence and the need to hear the voice on the other end of the wire.
"What? Yes, what"s wrong?" He focused on the phone, his glare shifting back to irritation. "No, I can"t now... Then, tell me what it is-oh, all right. I"m on my way."
He dropped the receiver onto the cradle in disgust. "That was Evan," he said.
"There"s some kind of trouble, but he won"t say what. I have to leave now."