"Maurice! Where"s your coat?"
His explanation deepened her repentance; "Oh, Maurice,--if you"ve caught cold!"
He laughed and hugged her (at which Bingo, in his basket, barked violently); and said, "The only thing that bothered me was that I couldn"t treat Edith to ice cream."
Eleanor"s face, pa.s.sionately tender, changed sharply: "Edith is an extremely impertinent child! Did you hear her, at dinner, talk about jealousy?"
He looked blank, and said, "What was "impertinent" in that? Say, Star, the girl in the boat was--tough; she was painted up to the nines, and of course it all came out in the wash. And Buster said her "cheeks came off"! But she was pretty," Maurice ruminated, beginning to pull off his boots.
"I don"t see how you can call a painted woman "pretty,"" Eleanor said, coldly.
Maurice yawned. "She seemed to belong to the fat brute. He was so nasty to her, I wanted to punch his head."
"Poor girl!" Eleanor said, and her voice softened. "Perhaps I could do something for her? She ought to make him marry her."
Maurice chuckled. "Oh, Nelly, you _are_ innocent! No, my dear; she"ll paint some more, and then, probably, get to drinking; and meet one or two more brutes. When she gets quite into the gutter, she"ll die. The sooner the better! I mean, the less harm she"ll do."
Eleanor"s recoil of pain seemed to him as exquisite as a b.u.t.terfly"s shrinking from some harsh finger. He looked at her tenderly. "Star, you don"t know the world! And I don"t want you to."
"I"d like to help her," Eleanor said, simply.
"You?" he said; "I wouldn"t have you under the same roof with one of those creatures!"
His sense of her purity pleased her; the harem idea is, at bottom, pleasing to women; they may resent it with their intellect, but they all of them like to feel they are too precious for the wind of evil realities to blow upon. So, honestly enough, and with the childlike joy of the woman in love, she played up to the harem instinct, shrinking a little and asking timid questions, and making innocent eyes; and was kissed, and a.s.sured she was a lovely goose; for Maurice played up to his part, too, with equal honesty (and youth)--the part of the worldly-wise protector. It was the fundamental instinct of the human male; he resents with his intellect the idea that his woman is a fool; but the more foolish she is (on certain lines) the more important he feels himself to be! So they were both very contented, until Maurice happened to say again that he was sorry to have disappointed Edith about the ice cream.
"She"s a greedy little thing," Eleanor said from her pillows; her voice was irritated.
"What nonsense!" Maurice said; "as for ice cream, all youngsters like it. I know I do!"
"I saw her hang on to your arm as you went down the street," Eleanor said. "Mrs. Houghton ought to tell her that nice girls don"t paw men!"
"Eleanor! She"s nothing but a child, and I"m her brother--"
"You are _not_ her brother."
"Oh, Eleanor, don"t be so--" he paused; oh, that dreadful word which must not be spoken!--"so unreasonable," he ended, wearily. He lay down beside her in the darkness, and by and by he heard her crying, very softly. "_Oh_, lord!" he said; and turned over and went to sleep.
Thus do the clouds return after rain. Yet each day the sun rises again....
At breakfast Eleanor, with a pitying word for the "poor thing," reminded her husband that he must go and get his coat.
He said, "Gosh! I"d forgotten it!" and added that he liked his eggs softer. He would have "played up" again, and smiled at her innocence, if he had thought of it, but he was really concerned about his eggs, "Hannah seems to think I like brickbats," he said, good-naturedly.
Eleanor winced; "Poor Hannah is so stupid! But she"s getting deafer every day, so I _can"t_ send her away!" Added to her distress at the scorched soup of the night before, was this new humiliation of "brickbats;" naturally she forgot the "poor thing."
Maurice almost forgot her himself; but as he left the office in the afternoon he did remember the coat. At the address which the red-cheeked lady had given him, he found her card--"Miss Lily Dale"--below a letter box in the tiled, untidy vestibule of a yellow-brick apartment house, where he waited, grinning at the porcelain ornateness about him, for a little jerking elevator to take him up to the fourth floor. There, in a small, gay, clean parlor of starched lace curtains, and lithographs, and rows of hyacinth bulbs just started in blue and purple gla.s.ses on the window sill, he found the red-cheeked young lady, rather white-cheeked.
Indeed, there were traces of hastily wiped-away tears on her pretty face.
"My friend, Mr. Batty, said I upset the boat," she said, taking the coat out of the wardrobe and brushing it briskly with a capable little hand.
The coat reeked with perfumery, and Maurice said, "Phew!" to himself; but threw it over his arm, and said that Mr. Batty had only himself to blame. "A man ought to know enough not to let a lady move about in a rowboat!"
"Won"t you be seated?" Lily said; she lighted a cigarette, and shoved the box over to him, across the varnished glitter of the table top.
Maurice, introducing himself--"My name"s Curtis";--and, taking in all the details of the comfortable, vulgar little room, sat down, took a cigarette, and said it was a warm day for October; she said she hated heat, and he said he liked winter best.... Then he saw a bruise on her wrist and said: "Why, you gave yourself a dreadful knock, didn"t you?
Was it on the rowlock?"
Her face dropped into sullen lines: "It wasn"t the boat did it."
Maurice, with instant discretion, dropped the subject. But he was sorry for her; she made him think of a beaten kitten. "You must take care of that wrist," he said, his blue eyes full of sympathy. When he went away he told himself he had spotted the big man as a brute the minute he saw him. The "kitten" seemed to him so pathetic that he forgot Eleanor"s exquisiteness, and told her about the bruised wrist and the reeking coat, and how pretty the girl was.
"I don"t know anything vulgarer than perfumery!" his wife said, with a delicate shrug.
Maurice agreed, adding, with a grin, that he had noticed that when ladies were short on the odor of sanct.i.ty, they were long on the odor of musk.
"I always keep dried rose leaves in my bureau drawers," Eleanor said; and he had the presence of mind to say, "You are a rose yourself!"
A husband"s "presence of mind" in addressing his wife is, of course, a confession; it means they are not one--for n.o.body makes pretty speeches to oneself! However, Maurice"s "rose" made no such deduction.
CHAPTER IX
It was after Mr. Houghton had swallowed the scorched soup and meditated infanticide, that boarding became inevitable. Several times that winter Maurice said that Hannah "was the limit; so let"s board?"
And toward spring, in spite of the cavorting lambs and waddling ducks in the little waiting, empty room upstairs, Eleanor yielded. "We can go to housekeeping again," she thought, "_if_--"
So the third year of their marriage opened in a boarding house. They moved (Bingo again banished to Mrs. O"Brien), on their wedding anniversary, and instead of celebrating by going out to "their river,"
they spent a hot, grimy day settling down in their third-floor front.
"If people come to see us," said Maurice, ruefully, standing with his hands in his pockets surveying their new quarters, "they"ll have to sit on the piano!"
"n.o.body"ll come," Eleanor said.
Maurice"s eyes narrowed: "I believe you need "em, Nelly? I knock up against people at the office, and I know several fellows and girls outside--"
"What girls?"
"Oh, the fellows" sisters; but you--"
"I don"t want anybody but you!"
Maurice was silent. Two years ago, when Eleanor had said almost the same thing: she was willing to live on a desert island, _with him_!--it had been oil on the flames of his love; now, it puzzled him. He didn"t want to live on a desert island, with anybody! He needed more than one man "Friday," and any women "Thursdays" who might come along were joyously welcomed. "I am a social beggar, myself," he said; and began to whistle and fuss about, trying to bring order out of a chaos of books and photographs and sheet music. She sat watching him--the alert, vigorous figure; the keen face under the shock of blond hair; the blue eyes that crinkled so easily into laughter. Her face was thinner, and there were rings of fatigue under her dark eyes, and that little nursery in the house they had left, made a swelling sense of emptiness in her heart.
("If I see any awfully pretty nursery paper this winter, I"ll buy it, and have it ready,--_in case_ we should have to get another house," she thought.) "Oh, do stop whistling," she said; "it goes through me!"
"Poor Nelly!" he said, kindly, and stopped.