"The inconsequence of the scamp amounts to genius!" he used to tell his Mary with admiring displeasure at one or another of Maurice"s sc.r.a.pes.
"Heaven knows what he"ll do before he gets to the top of Fool Hill, and begins to run on the State Road! Look at this mid-year performance. He ought to be kicked for flunking. He simply dropped everything except his music! Apparently he _can"t_ study. Even spelling is a matter of private judgment with Maurice! Oh, of course, I know I ought to have scalped him; his father would have scalped him. But somehow the scoundrel gets round me! I suppose its because, though he is provoking, he is never irritating. And he"s as much of a fool as I was at his age! That keeps me fair to him. Well, he has _stuff_ in him, that boy. He"s as truthful as Edith; an appalling tribute, I know--but you like it in a cub. And there"s no flapdoodle about him; and he never cried baby in his life.
And he has imagination and music and poetry! Edith is a nice little clod compared to him."
The affection of these two people for Maurice could hardly have been greater if he had been their son. "Mother loves Maurice better "an she loves me," Edith used to reflect; "I guess it"s because he never gets muddy the way I do, and tracks dirt into the house. He wipes his feet."
"What do you suppose," Mrs. Houghton said, remembering this summing up of things, "Edith told me this morning that the reason I loved Maurice more than I loved her--"
"What!"
"Yes; isn"t she funny?--was because he "wiped his feet when he came into the house.""
Edith"s father stopped whistling, and smiled: "That child is as practical as a shuttle; but she hasn"t a mean streak in her!" he said, with satisfaction, and began to whistle again. "Nice girl," he said, after a while; "but the most rationalizing youngster! I hope she"ll get foolish before she falls in love. Mary, one of these days, when she grows up, perhaps she and Maurice--?"
"Matchmaker!" she said, horrified; then objected: "Can"t she rationalize and fall in love too? I"m rather given to reason myself, Henry."
"Yes, honey; you are _now_; but you were as sweet a fool as anybody when you fell in love, thank G.o.d." She laughed, and he said, resignedly, "I suppose you"ll have an hour"s shopping to do? You have only one of the vices of your s.e.x, Mary, you have the "shopping mind." However, with all thy faults I love thee still.... We"ll go to the post office first; then I can read my letters while you are colloguing with the storekeepers."
Mrs. Houghton, looking at her list, agreed, and when he got out for the mail she was still checking off people and purchases; it was only when she had added one or two more errands that she suddenly awoke to the fact that he was very slow in coming back with the letters. "Stupid!"
she thought, "opening your mail in the post office, instead of keeping it to read while I"m shopping!"--but even as she reproached him, he came out and climbed into the buggy, in very evident perturbation.
"Where do you want to go?" he said; she, asking no questions (marvelous woman!) told him. He said "G"tap!" angrily; Lion backed, and the wheel screeched against the curb. "Oh, _g"on_!" he said. Lion switched his tail, caught a rein under it, and trotted off. Mr. Houghton leaned over the dashboard, swore softly, and gave the horse a slap with the rescued rein. But the outburst loosened the dumb distress that had settled upon him in the post office; he gave a despairing grunt:
"Well! Maurice has come the final cropper."
"Smith"s next, dear," she said; "What is it, Henry?"
"He"s gone on the rocks (druggist Smith, or fish Smith?)"
"Druggist. Has Maurice been drinking?" She could not keep the anxiety out of her voice.
"Drinking? He could be as drunk as a lord and I wouldn"t--Whoa, Lion!... Get me some shaving soap, Kit!" he called after her, as she went into the shop.
When she came back with her packages and got into the buggy, she said, quietly, "Tell me, Henry."
"He has simply done what I put him in the way of doing when I gave him a letter of introduction to that Mrs. Newbolt, in Mercer."
"Newbolt? I don"t remember--"
"Yes, you do. Pop eyes. Fat. Talked every minute, and everything she said a _nonsequitur_. I used to wonder why her husband didn"t choke her.
He was on our board. Died the year we came up here. Talked to death, probably."
"Oh yes. I remember her. Well?"
"I thought she might make things pleasant for Maurice while he was cramming. He doesn"t know a soul in Mercer, and Bradley"s game leg wouldn"t help out with sociability. So I gave him letters to two or three people. Mrs. Newbolt was one of them. I hated her, because she dropped her g"s; but she had good food, and I thought she"d ask him to dinner once in a while."
"Well?"
"_She did._ And he"s married her niece."
"What! Without your consent! I"m shocked that Mrs. Newbolt permitted--"
"Probably her permission wasn"t asked, any more than mine."
"You mean an elopement? How outrageous in Maurice!" Mrs. Houghton said.
Her husband agreed. "Abominable! Mary, do you mind if I smoke?"
"Very much; but you"ll do it all the same. I suppose the girl"s a mere child?" Then she quailed. "Henry!--she"s respectable, isn"t she? I couldn"t bear it, if--if she was some--dreadful person."
He sheltered a sputtering match in his curving hand and lighted a cigar; then he said, "Oh, I suppose she"s respectable enough; but she"s certainly "dreadful." He says she"s a music teacher. Probably caught him that way. Music would lead Maurice by the nose. Confound that boy! And his father trusted me." His face twitched with distress. "As for being a "mere child,"--there; read his letter."
She took it, fumbling about for her spectacles; halfway through, she gave an exclamation of dismay. ""A few years older"?--she must be _twenty_ years older!"
"Good heavens, Mary!"
"Well, perhaps not quite twenty, but--"
Henry Houghton groaned. "I"ll tell Bradley my opinion of him as a coach."
"My dear, Mr. Bradley couldn"t have prevented it.... Yes; I remember her perfectly. She came to tea with Mrs. Newbolt several times. Rather a temperamental person, I thought."
""Temperamental"? May the Lord have mercy on him!" he said. "Yes, it comes back to me. Dark eyes? Looked like one of Rossetti"s women?"
"Yes. Handsome, but a little stupid. She"s proved _that_ by marrying Maurice! Oh, what a fool!" Then she tried to console him: "But one of the happiest marriages I ever knew, was between a man of thirty and a much older woman."
"But not between a boy of nineteen and a much older woman! The trouble is not her age but his youth. Why didn"t she adopt him?... I bet the aunt"s cussing, too."
"Probably. Well, we"ve got to think what to do," Mary Houghton said.
"Do? What do you mean? Get a divorce for him?"
"He"s just married; he doesn"t want a divorce yet," she said, simply; and her husband laughed, in spite of his consternation.
"Oh, lord, I wish I was asleep! I"ve always been afraid he"d go high-diddle-diddling off with some shady girl;--but I swear, that would have been better than marrying his grandmother! Mary, what I can"t understand, is the woman. He"s a child, almost; and vanity at having a woman of forty fall in love with him explains him. And, besides, Maurice is no Eurydice; music would lead him into h.e.l.l, not out of it. It"s the other fool that puzzles me."
His wife sighed; "If her mind keeps young, it won"t matter so much about her body."
"My dear," he said, dryly, "human critters are human critters. In ten years it will be an impossible situation."
But again she contradicted him: "No! Unhappiness is possible; but _not_ inevitable!"
"Dear Goose, may a simple man ask how it is to be avoided?"
"By unselfishness," she said; "no marriage ever went on the rocks where both "human critters" were unselfish! But I hope this poor, foolish woman"s mind will keep young. If it doesn"t, well, Maurice will just have to be tactful. If he is, it may not be so _very_ bad," she said, with determined optimism.
"Kit, when a man has to be "tactful" with his wife, G.o.d help him!--or a woman with her husband," he added in a sudden tender afterthought.
"We"ve never been "tactful" with each other, Mary?" She smiled, and put her cheek against his shoulder. ""Tactfulness" between a husband and wife," said Henry Houghton, "is confession that their marriage is a failure. You may tell "em so, from me."
"You may tell them yourself!" she retorted. "What are they going to live on?" she pondered "Can his allowance be increased?"