It is rather doubtful, however, about even Blacky"s ability to have swum the river, since it was a half-mile wide, and with a rather swift current. In the afternoon we walked back to Yankton and bought the biggest felt hats we could find, with wide and heavy leather bands. We knew that we should now soon be out in the stock-growing country, and that, as Jack said, "the cowboys wouldn"t have any respect for us unless we were top-heavy with hat."
We were camped on the high bank of the river, opposite a farm-house. It was getting dusk when we got back to the wagon, with our heads aching from our new hats, which seemed to weigh several pounds apiece. Jack, as cook, announced that there was no milk on hand, and sent Ollie over to the neighboring house to see if he could get some. Ollie returned, and reported that the man was away from home, but that the woman said we could have some if we were willing to go out to the barn-yard and milk one of the cows. The others decided that it was my duty to milk, but I asked so many foolish questions about the operation that Jack became convinced that I didn"t know how, and said he would do it himself. We all went over to the house, borrowed a tin pail from the woman, and went out to the yard.
We found about a dozen cows inside, of various sizes, but all long-legged and long-horned.
"Must be this man belongs to the National Trotting-Cow a.s.sociation," said Jack, as he crawled under the barbed-wire fence into the yard. "That red beast over there in the corner ought to be able to trot a mile in less than three minutes."
He cautiously went up to a spotted cow which seemed to be rather tamer than the rest, holding out one hand, and saying, "So, bossy," in oily tones, as if he thought she was the finest cow he had ever seen. When he was almost to her she looked at him quickly, kicked her nearest hind-foot at him savagely, and walked off, switching her tail, and shaking her head so that Ollie was afraid it would come off and be lost.
"Can"t fool that cow, can I?" said Jack, as he turned to another. But he had no better luck this time, and after trying three or four more he paused and said:
"These must be the same kind of cows Horace Greeley found down in Texas before the war. When he came back he said the way they milked down there was to throw a cow on her back, have a n.i.g.g.e.r hold each leg, and extract the milk with a clothes-pin."
But at last he found a brindled animal in the corner which allowed him to sit down and begin. He was getting on well when, without the least warning, the cow kicked, and sent the pail spinning across the yard, while Jack went over backwards, and his new hat fell off. There was one calf in the yard which had been complaining ever since we came, because it had not yet had its supper. The pail stopped rolling right side up, and this calf ran over and put his head in it, thinking that his food had come at last. Jack picked himself up and ran to rescue the pail. The calf raised his head suddenly, the pail caught on one of his little horns, and he started off around the yard, unable to see, and jumping wildly over imaginary objects. Jack followed. A cow, which was perhaps the mother of the calf, started after Jack. The family dog, hearing the commotion, came running down from the house and began to pursue the cow. This wild procession went around the yard several times, till at last the pail came off the calf"s head, and Jack secured it. Then he picked up his hat, the brim of which another calf had been chewing, rinsed out the pail at the pump, and tried another cow.
This time he selected the worst-looking one of the lot, but to the surprise of all of us she stood perfectly still, only switching him a few times with her tail. As soon as he got a couple of quarts of milk he stopped and came out of the yard.
Ollie and I had, of course, been laughing at him a good deal, but Jack paid no attention to it. As we walked towards the house he said:
"Well, there"s one consolation: after all of that work and trouble, the woman can"t put on the face to charge us for the milk." A moment later he said to her: "I"ve got about two quarts; how much is it?"
"Ten cents," answered the woman. "Didn"t them cows seem to take kindly to you?"
"Well, they didn"t exactly crowd around me and moo with delight," replied Jack, as he handed over a dime with rather bad grace.
That evening a neighbor called on us as we sat about our camp-fire, and we told him the experience with the cows.
[Ill.u.s.tration: Milking the Heifer that Wore a Sleigh-Robe]
"Puts me in mind of the time a fellow had over at the Santee Agency a year or so ago," said our visitor. "There"s a man there named Hawkins that"s got a tame buffalo cow. Of course you might as well try to milk an earthquake as a buffalo. Well, one day a man came along looking for work, and Hawkins hired him.
Milking-time came, and Hawkins sent the man out to milk, but forgot to tell hint about the buffalo. The man was a little green, and it was sort of dark in the barn, and the first thing he tried to milk was the buffalo cow. She kicked the pail through the window, smashed the stall, and half broke the man"s leg the first three kicks. He hobbled to the house, and says to Hawkins: "Old man, that there high-shouldered heifer of yourn out there has busted the barn and half killed me, and I reckon I"ll quit and go back East, where the cows don"t wear sleigh-robes and kick with four feet at once.""
Bright and early the next morning we got off again. Nothing of importance happened that day. We were travelling through a comparatively old-settled part of the country, and the houses were numerous. A young Indian rode with us a few miles, but he was a very civilized sort of red man. He had been at work on a farm down near Yankton, and was on his way to the Ponca Reservation to visit his mother. As an Indian he rather disgusted Ollie.
"If I were a big six-foot Indian," he said, after our pa.s.senger had gone, "I think I"d carry a tomahawk, and wear a feather or two at least. I don"t see what"s the advantage of being an Indian if you"re going to act just like a white man."
We camped that night in a beautiful nook in a bluff near a little stream. The next day we reached Running Water. The ferry-boat was a little thing, with a small paddle-wheel on each side operated by two horses on tread-mills. A man stood at the stern with a long oar to steer it. The river was not so wide here as at Yankton, but the current was swifter, which no doubt gave the place its name. It looked very doubtful if we should ever get across in the queer craft, but after a long time we succeeded in doing so. It gave us a good opportunity to study the water of the river, which looked more like milk than water, owing to the fine clay dissolved in it. The ferry-man thought very highly of the water, and told us proudly that a gla.s.s of it would never settle and become clear.
"It"s the finest drinking-water in the world," he said. "I never drink anything else. Take a bucket of it up home every evening to drink overnight. You don"t get any of this clear well-water down me."
We tasted of it, but couldn"t see that it was much different from other water.
"Boil it down a little, and give it a lower crust, and I should think it would make a very good custard-pie," said Jack.
We found Niobrara to be a little place of a few hundred houses. We went into camp on the edge of the town, where we stayed the next day, as it was Sunday. Early Monday morning we were out on the road which led along the banks of the Niobrara River. We were somewhat surprised at the smallness of this stream. It was of considerable width but very shallow, and in many places bubbled along over the rocks like a wide brook. We spoke of its size to a man whom we met. Said he:
"Yes, it ain"t no great shakes down here around its mouth, but you just wait till you get up in the neighborhood of its head-waters. It"s a right smart bit of a river up there."
"But I thought a river was usually bigger at its mouth than at its source," I said.
"Depends on the country it runs through," answered the man.
"Some rivers in these parts peter out entirely, and don"t have no mouth a" tall--just go into the ground and leave a wet spot. This here Niobrara comes through a dry country, and what the sun don"t dry up and the wind blow away the sand swallers mostly, though some water does sneak through, after all; and in the spring it"s about ten times as big as it is now. The Niobrara goes through the Sand Hills. Anything that goes through the Sand Hills comes out small. You fellers are going through the Sand Hills--you"ll come out smaller than you be now."
This was the first time we had heard of the Sand Hills, but after this everybody was talking about them and warning us against them.
"Why," said one man, "you know that there Sarah Desert over in Africa somewhere? Well, sir, that there Sarah is a reg"lar flower-garden, with fountains a-squirting and the band playing "Hail Columbia," "longside o" the Newbraska Sand Hills. You"ll go through "em for a hundred miles, and you"ll wish you"d never been born!"
This was not encouraging, but as they were still several days" travel ahead, we resolved not to worry about them.
But the country rapidly began to grow drier and more sandy, especially after the road ceased to follow the river. Before we left the river valley, however, Ollie made an important discovery in a thicket on the edge of the bank. This was a number of wild plum-trees full of fruit. We gathered at least a half-bushel of plums, and several quarts of wild grapes.
About the middle of the afternoon we came up on a great level prairie stretching away to the west as far as we could see. There seemed to be but few houses, and the scattering fields of corn were stunted and dried up. It had apparently been an extremely dry season, though the prospects for rain that night were good, and grew better. It was hot, and a strong south wind was blowing. Night soon began to come on, but we could find no good camping-place. We had not pa.s.sed a house for four or five miles, nor a place where we could get water for the horses. As it grew dark, however, it began to rain. It kept up, and increased to such an extent that in half an hour there were pools of water standing along the road in many places, and we decided to stop.
It was wet work taking care of the horses, but the most discouraging thing was the report from the cook that there was no milk with which to make griddle-cakes for supper, and as he did not know how to make anything else, the prospect was rather gloomy. But through the rain we finally discovered a light a quarter of a mile away, and Ollie and I started out to find it.
Jack refused to go, on the plea that he was still lame from his Yankton trip after milk.
[Ill.u.s.tration: Wet but Hopeful]
We blundered away through the rain and darkness, and after stumbling in a dozen holes, running into a fence, and getting tangled up in an abandoned picket-rope, at last came up to the house. It was a little one-room board house such as the settlers call a "shack." The door was open, and inside we could see a man and woman and half a dozen children and a full dozen dogs. We walked up, and when the man saw us he called "Come in!" tossed two children on the bed in the corner, picked up their chairs, which were home-made, and brought them to us.
"Wet, ain"t it?" he exclaimed. "Rainy as the day Noah yanked the gang-plank into the Ark. I was a-telling Martha there was a right smart chance of a shower this afternoon. What might you-uns" names be, and where might you be from, and where might you be going?"
We told him all about ourselves, and he went on:
"Rainy night. Too late to help the co"n, though. Co"n"s poor this year; reckon we"ll have to live on taters and hope. Tater crop ain"t no great shakes, though. Nothing much left but hope, and dry for that. Reckon I"ll go back to old Missouri in the spring, and work in a saw-mill. No saw-mills here, "cause there ain"t nothing to saw. Hay don"t need sawing. Martha," he added, turning to his wife, "was it you said our roof didn"t need mending?"
"I said it did need it a powerful sight," answered the woman, as she put another stick of hay in the stove, and a stream of rain-water sputtered in the fire.
"Mebby you"re right," said the man. "There"s enough dry spots for the dogs and children, but when we have vis"tors somebody has got to get wet. Reckon I oughter put on two shingles for vis"tors to set under. You fellers will stay to supper, of course. We "ain"t got much but bacon and taters, but you"re powerful welcome."
"No," I said, "we really mustn"t stop. What we wanted was to see if we couldn"t get a little milk from you."
"Well, I"ll be snaked!" exclaimed the man. "That makes me think I ain"t milked the old cow yet."
"I milked her more"n two hours ago, while you was cleaning your rifle," said his wife.
"That so?" replied the man. "Where"s the milk?"
The woman looked around a little. "Reckon the dogs or the young Uns must "a" swallered it. "Tain"t in sight, nohow."
"Oh, we can milk "er again!" exclaimed the man. "Old Spot sometimes comes down heavier on the second or third milking than she does on the first."
He took a gourd from a shelf, and told us to "come on;" and started out. He wore a big felt hat, but no coat, and he was barefooted. Just outside the door stood a bedstead and two or three chairs. "We move "em out in the daytime to make more room," explained the man. The rain was still pouring down. The man took our lantern and began looking for the cow. He soon found her, and while I held the lantern, and Ollie our jug, he went down on his knees beside the cow and began to milk with one hand, holding the gourd in the other. The cow stood perfectly still, as if it was no new thing to be milked the second time. We had on rubber coats, but the man was without protection, and as he sat very near the cow a considerable stream ran off of her hip-bone and down the back of his neck. When the gourd was full he poured it in our jug, and at my offering to pay for it he was almost insulted. "Not a cent, not a cent!" he exclaimed. "Al"ays glad to "commodate a neighbor. Good-night; coming down in the morning to swap hosses with you."
He went back to the house, and we started for the wagon.
"He wouldn"t have got quite so wet if he hadn"t kept so close to the cow," said Ollie, as we walked along.
"What he needs," said I, "are eave-troughs on his cow."