Josh desisted from his efforts at plying the flies with more drink, and stared round at his companion.
"I"d jest like to know how drink takes you, Abe," he cried in pretended alarm, "fightin" or kissin". "Cause if it"s the amorous racket, I quit you right here. I just ain"t kissin" a thing. I quit it years ago. It"s a fool trick, anyway, an" physic dopers all sez it"s full to death of disease." Then he added speculatively: "Makes you sort o" wonder what kind o" disease your kisses "ud hand around. You don"t look as if you"d got a spavin, or a spring halt. What "ud you guess, Lionel?"
"Guess?" Mr. Sharpe helped himself to a fresh cigar. "Ther" ain"t no guessin" to it. Jest consumption. That"s all."
He blew a cloud of smoke on the drunken flies, and sent them tumbling headlong into the liquor. Then he picked up the gla.s.s and washed it.
"Ah, yes," said Josh. "That"s it--consumption--generly of liquor."
"Which you ain"t never bustin" to pay fer," cried Abe, with a laugh.
"Pay? Wal, I"d smile. Pay? Guess I gone right on strike payin". My union don"t let its members pay oftener than they"re obliged. But we don"t stop non-unions payin". Oh, no. We jest boost "em right on an"
help "em pay."
"Strike?" said Abe. "Guess it"s a kind o" fashion goin" around strikin". Everybody"s worrying to quit somethin"--an" it"s most generly work. But that ain"t no use to you, Josh. You got to do work "fore you ken quit it."
The bullet-headed butcher smiled benignly.
"Work? Say, you ain"t heard o" work. Guess you"re one o" them all-fired capitalists, wot sets around makin" profit out o" us pore fellers who kill the meat what fills the tins you poison your customers with, by reason you"ve bought up a job line o" throw outs. Work?" he went on, throwing out his arms in ridiculous burlesque of a strike orator. "We are the fellers who do the work. We make your profit for you.
We--we--we are the people wot sets the old world wobblin" around every day. We--us down-trods who have to drink Sharpe"s rot-gut whisky while you amuse yourself settin" flies drunk on port wine!"
At that moment the swing door was thrust open, and Pete Farline, the drug-store keeper, and Sid Ellerton pushed their way in.
"Drink, Lionel," demanded Peter wearily.
But the hotel proprietor shook his head and winked at Josh.
"I gone on strike--sure," he said.
Pete looked around at Josh and Abe for enlightenment.
"Strike?" he inquired. "Guess I don"t get you."
"Why every feller"s strikin" now," grinned Josh.
"Oh."
"Quit servin" drinks?" asked Sid, supporting himself on the bar.
Lionel K. Sharpe shook his head and laughed.
"Nope," he said, amid a cloud of smoke. "Just quit chalkin" up Pete"s score."
He obtained the laugh he required, and set gla.s.ses before the newcomers.
"Seein" it"s that way, Lal, I"ll have to go on strike sousin" your poison," Farline retorted. Then he turned to the others. "Say, fellers, let"s strike for decent liquor, an" when we get it let"s strike for havin" it free. If we get that, we"ll have pipes laid on over our beds, and strike again if we don"t get "em."
"Why, yes," laughed Josh. "Then we"ll strike cos the rats we see ain"t spiders."
"Sure," nodded Abe. "An" strike like h.e.l.l if they grow wings."
Lionel K. Sharpe held out his hand for Pete"s money.
"Then when you wake up--you"ll strike anyway," he said.
Pete handed him a dollar bill, and Josh"s face purpled with laughter.
"Get it, boys," he cried. "Look at that!" he went on, pointing at Sharpe. "There he is, fellers. Ther"s the capitalist. Money for nothin". That"s what it is. That"s the feller we"re on to. Down with Capital, sez I! Up with Labor, or any other old thing. Say, we"re right on strike, an" I"m goin" out to get a banner, an" form a parade. I"m jest goin" to make speeches to the populace "bout things. I"m full up o" Capital. We"re sweated, that"s wot we are. We won"t stand for it, neither. Down with "em. We want their blood. We want the world--with a fence round it. Say, fellers, ef I git busy that way will you ante up an automobile, an" drink, an" boost me into the government so I ken rob folks right, an" keep out of the penitentiary?"
"Boost you to h.e.l.l!" cried Sharpe, as the swing doors were pushed open, and a stranger made his way in.
All eyes were turned upon the newcomer. He was a powerfully built man of medium size. The gray in his dark hair showed beneath his soft felt hat, and his eyes were narrow and keen. His dress was the ordinary dress of the city man, and quite unpretentious.
The men in the bar eyed him covertly as he made his way to the counter and called for a "long lager."
Lionel K. Sharpe served him as though strangers were an everyday occurrence in that bar, but he was speculating as to who he might be.
"Hot," said the man, after a long pull at his schooner of beer.
"Some," observed Sharpe, handing him his change.
"Bad road from Calford," the stranger said, after another journey into his beer.
"h.e.l.lish," returned Sharpe, wiping gla.s.ses.
"How far to Deep Willows?" asked the other, presently.
"Nigh seven," replied Sharpe.
"Across the river?"
"You don"t need to. Keep to the right bank."
"Good. Thanks."
The stranger finished his drink, and made his way out of the place.
In a moment the "strikers" were crowding at the window watching his departure. They saw him walk across the road to a large automobile waiting for him. They saw him speak to the driver, and then jump into the seat beside him. Then the machine, with a heavy snort, rolled away.
"Another all-fired capitalist," laughed Josh.
"Friend of Hendrie"s," murmured Abe.
"Didn"t seem Hendrie"s cla.s.s," protested Pete.
Lionel K. Sharpe shook his head.
"I seen him before," he said reflectively. "Seems to me I see him at Calford some time back. Yes. That"s it. He--say, gee!" He broke into a loud guffaw, and turned to Josh. "Say, he"s the man for you. I mind hearing him shouting down with capitalists to a lot of b.u.m railroaders.