[DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A SPOOF CHAPTER][All names that are used in this chapter are all Fictional(NOT!) and was used with the help of MEE6. To those whose names are similar(of course it is!) to the ones mentioned in this chapter and if you feel that it harms your spiritual, physical and emotional state of minds, kindly give me a message so I can remove your names from the list. Thank you!]
Elyon just finished doing the laundry, when he decided to stop by the writer"s discord chatroom and chat with his senior authors.
Like usual, everyone was talking about complete and utter nonsense when suddenly Elyon heard music playing in the background.
"Huh? Where is this music coming from? This sounds like the background music in a game when the last boss appears." Elyon frowned.
*DUN DUN DUN DUN*
Truedawn: Yorokobe Shounen!
[A/N Yorokobe means Rejoice and Shounen means young man/boy in j.a.panese.]
For some reason, Elyon felt that the entire chatroom froze for a moment.
"Huh? The chat died? Did my Wi-fi got disconnected or something?" Elyon checked his router and saw that everything is fine. He then tried opening a browser and it worked perfectly.
"The chat actually died!? Impossible!" Elyon looked in disbelief at the chatroom that was lively just a few seconds before the Mod Truedawn appeared.
Cultivator_Requiem: *spastic screaming*NONONONO! PLIS LET ME GOOOO!
*STILL TRIES TO RUN AWAY*
"What the frig? What"s wrong with you cultiv" Elyon"s next words were cut-off as he saw the next scene unfold.
Cultivator_Requiem: *runs away* *stumbles*
[MEE6 BOT
Cultivator_Requiem#1757 has been muted for 1 hour
Reason: HA]
"Wtf?!" Elyon"s pupil shrank as he saw his friend Cultivator_Requiem got muted without rhyme or reason.
King_of_the_Abyss: THE NAME OTSELF SCARS ME!
[MEE6 BOT
King_of_the_Abyss#9743 has been muted for 1 hour
Reason: G.o.d YES!]
"Noooooo! King! Don"t Leave me!" Elyon screamed as he saw another one of his friends go down.
The authors were screaming and cursing the mods for abusing their powers. They scurried away like little crabs trying to find a hole to bury themselves in.
[MEE6 BOT
BloodRequiem#3360 has been muted for 2 hours
Reason: Take it like a man!]
Xandarx: MOD ABUSE!
"No! Xandarx! Just run away! It"s not safe here!" Elyon tried to encourage his senior author to escape.
[MEE6 BOT
Xandarx#3063 has been muted for 8 hours
Reason: You did actually ask for this!]
[MEE6 BOT
BlackLotus#8995 has been muted for 1 hour
Reason: you too, go tl]
[MEE6 BOT
TheLazyRabbit#5381 has been muted
Reason: stop writing ***** scenes you"re literally underage.]
[MEE6 BOT
Buro#7599 has been muted
Reason: go write rather than laze off.]
[MEE6 BOT
reinesse#6659 has been muted for 1 week
Reason: shhhhh]
*HEEEEOK*
Elyon choked as he saw the mod Truedawn muting everyone without any intention of stopping his advance.
The one-sided ma.s.sacre was swift and brutal. The screams of the authors were like pigs being slaughtered. Elyon looked at them and in his mind, he saw their unresigned faces.
They were unwilling to acknowledge the injustice that they had suffered. When everything was over, Elyon looked up and saw the mod Truedawn standing before him.
"Umm…Hi?" Elyon gave him a dazzling smile that is enough to make babies cry from 100 meters away.
"Yorokobe." The mod Truedawn smiled.
[MEE6 BOT
Elyon#2699 has been muted for 2 hours
Reason: have a mute.]
"Curse you! MOD ABUSE!" Elyon cursed and looked at the dead discord chatroom.
The mod Truedawn looked around and nodded.
"Ha~ Being a mod is hard. You don"t understand our feelings." He left the chatroom after making sure that everyone has been muted for an hour or more.
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2 hours later…
WWFire: When a mod abuses, we need to call someone stronger…
"What"s stronger than a mod? The staff? They"d probably kick us off the server for disturbing them!"
LittleSisterLover: That"s the first step towards rebellion. CODE BLUE! FREE THINKER!
"I love your username. I"m 200% certain that you are a man of culture."
Namake: Our rebellion needs a leader!
"Yes! I agree lead the way!"
Elyon looked at his private messages and saw reinesse"s icon blinking.
Reinesse: I"m the leader of the rebellion! I was muted four, maybe five…no it was six times this week!
"A little girl like you wants to become the leader of the rebellion? Do you think this is child"s play!? On second thought, maybe that will work. We need cute girls to act as the leader in order for lolicons to join our cause!"
*Inserted*: This is his rebellion!
"Why is your username inserted? It makes me think of indecent things man! Like those domineering CEO"s and their…"
Autistic25: Rebellion is not easy.
"Wow! Much wow! Tell us something we don"t already know!"
Hentai Overlord: Join the Rebellion! Support Truedawn!
"You G.o.dd.a.m.n traitor! Which side are you on dammit!?"
Truedawn: Is this a rebellion?
The discord chat room froze.
Elyon: I-It"s not. We"re just brainstorming for a novel about a rebellion.
Truedawn: I see. It"s good to be productive. Carry on.
Everyone was sweating buckets as they looked at the mods with caution.
Hentai Overlord: The rebellion begins!
Rianolinon: Rebellion!
Cie-chan: My rebellion was a success!
"Excuse me? We haven"t even started yet!"
Cieli: I"m starting a rebellion.
"Welcome to the club!" *shakes hand*
Keikok.u.mar: Rebellion against tyrant!
"Yes! Fight Tyranny!"
Coolguysan: Viva la Revolution!
"VIVA!"
Cieli: I ain"t partic.i.p.ating in this rebellion.
"What!? You changed your mind already!?" *washes his hand that he used to shake her hand*
Everyone was getting fired up and thought of many plans on how to take over the writer"s discord channel through rebellion.
"With these numbers how can we not win this rebellion!" Elyon was very happy to see the number of authors who decide to join their cause.
Someone patted Elyon"s shoulder from behind. When he turned his head to see who it was, he saw someone that goes by the username Hana"er. Her name was in purple, clearly, she is also a mod of the server.
Hana"er: Everything is subjective.
Elyon was sweating buckets as he felt a cold chill down his spine.
Hana"er: I like causing chaos. I mute people like every day…
"Yikes! Sister, please remind me not to get on your bad side!"
Hana"er: I will bring down the mute if you spam.
"I won"t! I promise I won"t!"
The mod Hana"er looked at the authors who were raring to stage a rebellion.
Hana"er: Who needs the mute?
Everyone shook their heads like their life depends on it.
Hana"er: As mods, we can just perma mute you. If I were to do that right now, half of this server would be muted like 24/7
Everyone looked at their leader reinesse.
Reinesse: N-no! I"m not the leader of the rebellion!
Hana"er: Wow! You want to be muted again?
Reinesse: No! Don"t bully me! I"m sorry! *crying emoticon*
Hana"er: Since you"re apologizing…I"m gonna guess you"re ready for this mute coming your way.
Reinesse: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! EVERYONE LET"S START THE REBELLION!
Hana"er simply smiled at her instigation.
[MEE6 BOT
reinesse#6659 has been muted for 2 hours
Reason: Not if I eat you first.]
With their leader gone the authors decided to become productive and returned to writing their novels.
The first day of the rebellion has ended, but the spark is still there. Waiting for the day when the flags of war will be raised once more. Waiting for the day when the battle of written words will be unleashed…once more.
Truedawn simply looked at everything with an indifferent face. He merely typed a few words and left the server. The words that he wrote states…
PLOT TWIST: "I was always part of the rebellion faction from the start!"