Elyon was reading a chapter from one of his favorite authors when he heard the discord notifications ringing non-stop. It seems that the discord chatroom is becoming lively again so he decided to finish reading the chapter in a hurry and see what"s going on.Oniichan_Thickskin: I found TDG author, Mad snail. Well, that isn"t new… Why so quiet here? did the fanfic plague killed everyone off? G.o.d d.a.m.n it. Rest in Peace, my fellow compatriots... may you embrace trapism in your next life, if you"re lucky, you might become a trap just like me...that"s the best scenario. amen. *pray emoticon*
Elyon laughed out loud when he read the comment of Oniichan_Thickskin. He hasn"t seen this username before and he seems to be one of his senior authors in the server.
"Looks like this gonna be a good one." Elyon waited patiently for the lulz to arrive.
Murakami_Takai: ?
Oniichan_Thickskin: Nothing, I"m bored, my arms hurt like h.e.l.l, so I might as well start some bull"s.h.i.t" here.
Murakami_Takai: Uhuh.
[A/N: Mr. Wikipedia, I swear you don"t have any funny bones in your body. Tsk tsk shame on you!]
Mr. McGuffin: Hmmm it is you.
Oniichan_Thickskin: Never knew that you immediately gain weight after hitting the gym though.
Mr. McGuffin: Hehe.
Oniichan_Thickskin: This is the one and only supreme lord... @Mr. McGuffin
Mr. McGuffin: Supreme lord? I thought we went over that already. You may not be mortal like the rest of these humans. That does not make you supreme lord though.
Oniichan_Thickskin: Supreme lord of the origin law of Trapism. I don"t need puny mortals to worship me.
Mr. McGuffin: Hmmm, you can have that domain.
Oniichan_Thickskin: May the law of trapism embrace you too.
Mr. McGuffin: No thanks.
Oniichan_Thickskin: The law of trapism is the most powerful of them all, it contain the domain of deceit, despair, all of the sins... it"s the ender of hope, the despair of despair...no BDSM though, I don"t touch that area.
"LMAO! So the law of trapism has its limits huh? Very interesting!"
Mr. McGuffin: Hehe too much for you?
Oniichan_Thickskin: No, someone else already dived into that area…
Mr. McGuffin: Hmmm slaves are useful.
Oniichan_Thickskin: Futawari already belong to Don…
Mr. McGuffin: I mean unpaid interns.
Oniichan_Thickskin: Also the law of BDSM… unpaid interns... that still a thing? no discount, no nothing?
"Do you get discounts with that too? Sounds like a very useful Law to me."
Mr. McGuffin: They get free housing when they sign the life contract
Oniichan_Thickskin: Free housing, aka the office desk in the company.
Mr. McGuffin: or the guest bedroom… *eating cookie emoticon*
Oniichan_Thickskin: Mostly it"s just the sofa though.
Mr. McGuffin: Hehe depends on how many interns you have at the time.
Oniichan_Thickskin: *shrug emoticon* I"m going back to reading manga now.
Mr. McGuffin: Ha, bye. Hmmm weird.
Oniichan_Thickskin: What? did you think this G.o.d kidnapped the author and sent him to a h.e.l.lish world to survive like Tarzan for his amus.e.m.e.nt?
Mr. McGuffin: Well...maybe
Oniichan_Thickskin: ...(no wonder there hasn"t been any ma.s.s release... turn out I"m the culprit... "sh*t"...)
Mr. McGuffin: d.a.m.n traitor, I NEED Ma.s.s RELEASES @Oniichan_Thickskin
Oniichan_Thickskin: Muhahahaha this lord is the greatest.
"This is one interesting senior indeed."
Xandarx: Quick question. What polite term to address someone Like Mr. Ms. or anything.
Murakami_Takai: Sir, Miss.
Xandarx: Nicer. That" what I"m looking @Murakami_Takai Good.
Mr. McGuffin: Blathering idiot is another good one.
"I"d like to see you address someone politely in real life with "blathering idiot" Sir McGuffin."
Oniichan_Thickskin: bing... EWWW.
Elyon decided to join the conversation for a bit.
Elyon: I think Oniichan_Thickskin and Little Sister lover would be the best of friends.
Silent C1own: Onee sama!
Cloud Claude-dono: Hi.
Silent C1own: Hi!
Cloud Claude-dono: lol I"m bored.
Silent C1own: Onee-sama
Cloud Claude-dono: ?
Silent C1own: You stopped writing that novel.
Cloud Claude-dono: Which one?
Silent C1own: The one about a super model
Cloud Claude-dono: Oh. Lol. forgot about it.
Silent C1own: lol.
Cloud Claude-dono: It was for a contest.....I"m not really into it when I started it.
ForeverPupa: *sorrow emoticon* My views increased from time to time, but my collection stays veeery low. Did these people bookmarked my story Brah.
[A/N: We"ll discuss more about collection in the next chapters.]
Cloud Claude-dono: My view is wavy on the graph...but the library is a parabola lol.
ForeverPupa: Maybe they feel ashamed to add a BL novel in their library.
"Oh no! Here it comes! The BL Topic!"
Silent C1own: Oooh! BL!!!
Cloud Claude-dono: lol.
Silent C1own: Tell me! Tell me!
"Yikes! Someone is super enthusiastic I see."
ForeverPupa: I can link u.
Cloud Claude-dono: Junior is like.....I want to read this~!!!!
Silent C1own: Yeah.
Murakami_Takai: BL
Silent C1own: Link me.
Murakami_Takai: Link plz!
"Dafuq. So that"s the reason why Wikipedia likes to talk about…"
*Elyon moves 10 feet away from Murakami*
Cloud Claude-dono: lol.
Murakami_Takai: If someone asks for it it"s allowed.
Oniichan_Thickskin: Silent Chan! trap junior!!!
Silent C1own: Onee chan!!! it"s been so long!
Oniichan_Thickskin: Been a long time, and I"m dying.
"Shouldn"t it be onii-chan instead of onee-chan? Lmao"
Cloud Claude-dono: *cringe at the "onee-chan" at the person named "onii-chan"*
Murakami_Takai: A trap oniichan.
Oniichan_Thickskin: I never knew you can get fat from going to the gym though, Onii-chan is gaining them beautiful muscles!
Silent C1own: It"s BL!!!
Murakami_Takai: BL for life!
"Elyon moves another five feet away from Murakami. You! STAY! THERE!" *glares at Wikipedia*
Xandarx: Oh noo!
Murakami_Takai: BxB
Oniichan_Thickskin: Looking for all the hers out there, Onii-chan need the attention.
Silent C1own: Yaoi
Murakami_Takai: Highschool BxB.
Oniichan_Thickskin: Yaoi, BL and BTS can burn in the pit of h.e.l.l…
"Hohoho looks like Oniichan doesn"t like them."
Silent C1own: o.o ONII CHAN!!!
Murakami_Takai: UwU
Silent C1own: NO! HOW COULD YOU!?
"Awww. You broke his heart. Friendship Ended!
Oniichan_Thickskin: Actually, all the BTS fanfic writers can join em too.
[A/N: Somewhere on the internet the BTS fans are searching for Oniichan_Thickskin"s IP Address]
Silent C1own: I hate BTS and their handsome perfect faces.
Oniichan_Thickskin: They drown out my quality contents.
Cloud Claude-dono: lol.
Oniichan_Thickskin: They deserve to be burn in h.e.l.l. I want to beat them with a pipe.
[A/N: Somewhere on the internet the BTS Fans are desperately trying to track Oniichan_Thickskin"s address.]
Cloud Claude-dono: Go to the plastic surgery clinic....you"ll be like them.
Silent C1own: No! Never! I don"t want plastic in my face it"s going to feel weird.
Oniichan_Thickskin: Ew, plastic surgery? Onii-chan is ALL ABOUT NATURAL BEAUTY!!!!
Silent C1own: YEAH! NATURAL BEAUTY!
ForeverPupa: Maybe I should change my character name with bts then put it under fanfic category. Im sure the views would be exceptional.
"That could…actually, work."
Noctifer (Blood Peony Emperor): Please don"t.
Oniichan_Thickskin: Actually, mine is 200% natural…
"Is there such a thing as 200% natural?"
Cloud Claude-dono: lol.
Silent C1own: Mine is ALL natural.
Oniichan_Thickskin: I"m above "ALL" natural now…
Elyon had a good laugh as he continued to watch the comments of his senior authors.
"I hope I see more of you Mr. Oniichan_Thickskin in the future." Elyon smiled and opened his library to check the new chapter releases from his favorite authors once more.