"Oh, no, sir!" cries Lipsitz, horrified.
"What are you actually doing with those rats? I hear all kinds of idiotic rumors."
"Well, I"m working up the genetic strains, sir. The coefficient of h.o.m.ozygosity is still very low for meaningful results. I"m cutting it as fine as I can. What you"re probably hearing about is that I am giving them a certain amount of enrichment. That"s necessary so I can differentiate the lines." What I"m really doing is multiplying them, he thinks queasily; he hasn"t had the heart to deprive any yet.
Welch sighs again; he is worried, Lipsitz thinks, and finding himself smiling sympathetically stops at once.
"How long before you wind this up? A week?"
"A week!" Lipsitz almost bleats, recovers his voice. "Sir, my test generation is just neonate. They have to be weaned, you know. I"m afraid it"s more like a month." "And what do you intend to do after this?"
"After this!" Lipsitz is suddenly f.e.c.klessly happy. So many, so wondrous are the things he wants to learn. "Well, to begin with I"ve seen a number of behaviors n.o.body seems to have done much with I mean, watching my animals under more...more naturalistic conditions. They, ah, they emit very interesting responses. I"m struck by the species-specific aspect I mean, as the Brelands said, we may be using quite unproductive situations. For example, there"s an enormous difference between the way Rattus and Cricetus that"s hamsters behave in the open field, and they"re both rodents. Even as simple a thing as edge behavior "
"What behavior?" Welch"s tone should warn him, but he plunges on, unhappily aware that he has chosen an insignificant example. But he loves it.
"Edges. I mean the way the animal responds to edges and the shape of the environment. I mean it"s basic to living and n.o.body seems to have explored it. They used to call it thigmotaxis. Here, I sketched a few." He pulls out a folded sheet, pushes it at Welch. "Doesn"t it raise interesting questions of arboreal descent?"
Welch barely glances at the drawings, pushes it away.
"Doctor Lipsitz. You don"t appear to grasp the seriousness of this interview. All right. In words of one syllable, you will submit a major project outline that we can justify in terms of this department"s program. If you can"t come up with one such, regretfully we have no place for you here."
Lipsitz stares at him, appalled.
"A major project...I see. But..." And then something comes awake, something is rising in him. Yes. Yes, yes, of course there are bigger things he can tackle. Bigger questions that means people. He"s full of such questions. All it takes is courage.
"Yes, sir," he says slowly. "There are some major problems I have thought of investigating."
"Good," Welch says neutrally. "What are they?"
"Well, to start with..." And to his utter horror his mind has emptied itself, emptied itself of everything except the one fatal sentence which he now hears himself helplessly launched toward. "Take us here. I mean, it"s a good principle to attack problems to which one has easy access, which are so to speak under our noses, right? So. For example, we"re psychologists. Supposedly dedicated to some kind of understanding, helpful att.i.tude toward the organism, toward life. And yet all of us down here and in all the labs I"ve heard about we seem to be doing such hostile and rather redundant work. Testing animals to destruction, that fellow at Princeton. Proving how damaged organisms are damaged, that kind of engineering thing. Letting students cut or shock or starve animals to replicate experiments that have been done umpteen times. What I"m trying to say is, why don"t we look into why psychological research seems to involve so much cruelty I mean, aggression? We might even..."
He runs down then, and there is a silence in which he becomes increasingly aware of Welch"s breathing.
"Doctor Lipsitz," the older man says hoa.r.s.ely, "are you a member of the SPCA?"
"No, sir, I"m not."
Welch stares at him unblinkingly and then clears his throat. "Psychology is not a field for people with emotional problems." He pushes the file away. "You have two weeks."
Lipsitz takes himself out, momentarily preoccupied by his lie. True, he is not a member of the SPCA. But that ten dollars he sent in last Christmas, surely they have his name. That had been during the business with the dogs. He flinches now, recalling the black Labrador puppy, its vocal cords cut out, dragging itself around on its raw denervated haunches.
Oh G.o.d, why doesn"t he just quit?
He wanders out onto the scruffy gra.s.s of the campus, going over and over it again. These people. These...people.
And yet behind them loom the great golden mists, the reality of Life itself and the questions he has earned the right to ask. He will never outgrow the thrill of it. The excitement of actually asking, after all the careful work of framing terms that can be answered. The act of putting a real question to Life. And watching, reverently, excited out of his skin as Life condescends to tell him yes or no. My animals, my living works of art (of which you are one), do thus and so. Yes, in this small aspect you have understood Me.
The privilege of knowing how, painfully, to frame answerable questions, answers which will lead him to more insights and better questions as far as his mind can manage and his own life lasts. It is what he wants more than anything in the world to do, always has.
And these people stand in his way. Somehow, some way, he must pacify them. He must frame a project they will buy.
He plods back toward the laboratory cellars, nodding absently at students, revolving various quasi-respectable schemes. What he really wants to do is too foggy to explain yet; he wants to explore the capacity of animals to antic.i.p.ate, to gain some knowledge of the wave-front of expectations that they must build up, even in the tiniest heads. He thinks it might even be useful, might illuminate the labors of the human infant learning its world. But that will have to wait. Welch wouldn"t tolerate the idea that animals have mental maps. Only old crazy Tolman had been allowed to think that, and he"s dead.
He will have to think of something with Welch"s favorite drive variables. What are they? And lots of statistics, he thinks, realizing he is grinning at a really pretty girl walking with that cow Polinsky. Yes, why not use students? Something complicated with students that doesn"t cost much. And maybe s.e.x differentials, say, in perception or is that too far out?
A wailing sound alerts him to the fact that he has arrived at the areaway. A truck is offloading crates of cats, strays from the pound.
"Give a hand, Tilly! Hurry up!"
It"s Sheila, holding the door for Jones and Smith. They want to get these out of sight quickly, he knows, before some student sees them. Those innocent in the rites of pain. He hauls a crate from the tailboard.
"There"s a female in here giving birth," he tells Sheila. "Look." The female is at the bottom of a mess of twenty emaciated struggling brutes. One of them has a red collar.
"Hurry up, for Christ"s sake." Sheila waves him on.
"But..."
When the crates have disappeared inside he does not follow the others in but leans on the railing, lighting a cigarette. The kittens have been eaten, there"s nothing he can do. Funny, he always thought that females would be sympathetic to other females. Shows how much he knows about Life. Or is it that only certain types of people empathize? Or does it have to be trained in, or was it trained out of her? Mysteries, mysteries. Maybe she is really compa.s.sionate somewhere inside, toward something. He hopes so, resolutely putting away a fantasy of injecting Sheila with reserpine and applying experimental stimuli.
He becomes aware that the door has been locked from the inside; they have all left through the front. It"s getting late. He moves away too, remembering that this is the long holiday weekend. Armistice Day. Would it were he scoffs at himself for the bathos. But he frowns, too; long weekends usually mean n.o.body near the lab. Nothing gets fed or watered. Well, three days not as bad as Christmas week.
Last Christmas week he had roused up from much-needed sleep beside a sky-high mound of term papers and hitchhiked into town to check the labs. It had been so bad, so needless. The poor brutes dying in their thirst and hunger, eating metal, each other. Great way to celebrate Christmas.
But he will have to stop that kind of thing, he knows. Stop it. Preferably starting now. He throws down the cigarette stub, quickens his stride to purposefulness. He will collect his briefcase of exam papers from the library where he keeps it to avoid the lab smell and get on home and get at it. The bus is bound to be jammed.
Home is an efficiency in a suburban high-rise. He roots in his moldy fridge, carries a sandwich and ale to the dinette that is his desk. He has eighty-one exams to grade; junior department members get the monster cla.s.ses. It"s a standard multiple-choice thing, and he has a help a theatrically guarded manila template he can lay over the sheets with slots giving the correct response. By just running down them he sums an arithmetical grade. Good. Munching, he lays out the first mimeoed wad.
But as he starts to lay it on the top page he sees oh, no! somebody has scrawled instead of answering Number 6. It"s that fat girl, that bright b.u.m Polinsky. And she hasn"t marked answers by 7 or 8 either. d.a.m.n her fat female glands; he squints at the infantile uncials: "I won"t mark this because its smucky! Read it, Dr. Lips.h.i.tz." She even has his name wrong.
Cursing himself, he scrutinizes the question. "Fixed versus variable reinforcement is called a" Oh yes, he remembers that one. Bad grammar on top of bad psychology. Why can"t they dump these d.a.m.n obsolete things? Because the office wants grade intercomparability for their records, that"s why. Is Polinsky criticizing the language or the thought? Who knows. He leafs through the others, sees more scribbles. Oh, s.h.i.t, they know I read them. They all know I don"t mark them like I should. Sucker.
Grimly masticating the dry sandwich, he starts to read. At this rate he is working, he has figured out, for seventy-five cents an hour.
By midnight he isn"t half through, but he knows he ought to break off and start serious thought about Welch"s ultimatum. Next week all his cla.s.ses start Statistical Methods; he won"t have time to blow his nose, let alone think creatively.
He gets up for another ale, thinking, Statistical Methods, brrr. He respects them, he guesses. But he is incurably sloppy-minded, congenitally averse to ignoring any data that don"t fit the curve. Factor a.n.a.lysis, multivariate techniques all beautiful; why is he troubled by this primitive visceral suspicion that somehow it ends up proving what the experimenter wanted to show? No, not that, really. Something about qualities as opposed to quant.i.ties, maybe? That some statistically insignificant results are significant, and some significant ones...aren"t? Or just basically that we don"t know enough yet to use such ultraprecise weapons. That we should watch more, maybe. Watch and learn more and figure less. All right, call me St. Lipsitz.
Heating up a frozen egg roll, he jeers at himself for superst.i.tion. Face facts, Lipsitz. Deep down you don"t really believe dice throws are independent. Psychology is not a field for people with personality problems.
Ignoring the TV yattering through the wall from next door, he sits down by the window to think. Do it, brain. Come up with the big one. Take some good testable hypothesis from somebody in the department, preferably something that involves electronic counting of food pellets, bar presses, latencies, defecations. And crank it all into printed score sheets with a good Fortran program. But what the h.e.l.l are they all working on? Reinforcement schedules, cerebral deficits, split brain, G.o.d knows only that it seems to produce a lot of dead animals. "The subjects were sacrificed." They insist on saying that. He had been given a lecture when he called it "killing." Sacrificed, like to a G.o.d. Lord of the Flies, maybe.
He stares out at the midnight streets, thinking of his small black-and-white friends, his cozy community in the alcove. Nursing their offspring, sniffing the monkeys, munching apples, dreaming ratly dreams. He likes rats, which surprises him. Even the feral form, Rattus rattus itself; he would like to work with wild ones. Rats are vicious, they say. But people know only starving rats. Anything starving is "vicious." Beloved beagle eats owner on fourth day.
And his rats are, he blushingly muses, affectionate. They nestle in his hands, teeteringly ride his shoulder, display humor. If only they had fluffy tails, he thinks. The tail is the problem. People think squirrels are cute. They"re only overdressed rats. Maybe I could do things with the perceptual elements of "cuteness," carry on old Tinbergen"s work?
Stop it.
He pulls himself up; this isn"t getting anywhere. A terrible panorama unrolls before his inner eye. On the one hand the clean bright professional work he should be doing, he with those thousands of government dollars invested in his doctorate, his grant and on the other, what he is really doing. His cluttered alcove full of irregular rodents, his tiny, doomed effort to...what? To live amicably and observantly with another species? To understand trivial behaviors? Crazy. Spending all his own money, saving everybody"s cripples G.o.d, half his cages aren"t even experimentally justifiable!
His folly. Suddenly it sickens him. He stands up, thinking, It"s a stage you go through. I"m a delayed adolescent. Wake up, grow up. They"re only animals, get with it.
Resolve starts to form in him. Opening another ale can, he lets it grow. This whole thing is no good, he knows that. So what if he does prove that animals learn better if they"re treated differently what earthly use is that? Don"t we all know it anyway? Insane. Time I braced up. All right. Ale in hand, he lets the resolve bloom.
He will go down there and clean out the whole mess, right now.
Kill all his rats, wipe the whole thing off. Clear the decks. That done, he"ll be able to think; he won"t be locked into the past.
The department will be delighted, Doctor Welch will be delighted. n.o.body believed his thing was anything but a waste of time. All right, Lipsitz. Do it. Now, tonight.
Yes.
But first he will have something a.n.a.lgesic, strengthening. Not ale, not a toke. That bottle of what is it, absinthe? that crazy girl gave him last year. Yes, here it is back of the roach-killer he never used either. G.o.d knows what it"s supposed to do, it"s wormwood, something weird.
"Fix me," he tells it, sucking down a long licorice-flavored draft. And goes out, bottle in pocket.
It has, he thinks, helped. He is striding across the campus now; all the long bus ride his resolve hasn"t wavered. A quiet rain is falling. It must be two in the morning, but he"s used to the spooky empty squares. He has often sneaked down here at odd hours to water and feed the brutes. The rain is moving strange sheens of shadow on the old tenement block, hissing echoes of the lives that swirled here once. At the cellar entrance he stops for another drink, finds the bottle clabbered with carrot chunks. Wormwood and Vitamin C, very good.
He dodges down and unlocks, bracing for the stench. The waste cans are full cats that didn"t make it, no doubt. Inside is a warm rustling reek.
When he finds the light, a monkey lets out one eerie whoop and all sounds stop. Sunrise at midnight; most of these experimental subjects are nocturnal.
He goes in past the crowded racks, his eye automatically checking levels in the hundreds of water bottles. Okay, okay, all okay...What"s this? He stops by Sheila"s hamster tier. A bottle is full to the top. But there"s a corpse by the wire, and the live ones look bedraggled. Why? He jerks up the bottle. Nothing comes out of the tube. It"s blocked. n.o.body has checked it for who knows how long. Perishing of thirst in there, with the bottle full.
He unblocks it, fishes out the dead, watches the little beasts crowd around. How does Sheila report this? Part of an experimental group was, uh, curtailed. On impulse he inserts some carrots too, inserts more absinthe into himself. He knows he is putting off what he has come here to do.
All right, get at it.
He stomps past a cage of baby rabbits with their eyes epoxyed shut, somebody"s undergraduate demonstration of perceptual learning, and turns on the light over the sinks. All dirty with hanks of skin and dog offal. Why the h.e.l.l can"t they clean up after themselves? We are scientists. Too lofty. He whooshes with the power hose, which leaks. n.o.body cares enough even to bring a washer. He will bring one. No, he won"t! He"s going to be doing something different from here on in.
But first of all he has to get rid of all this. Sacrifice his subjects. His ex-subjects. Where"s my ether?
He finds it back of the mops, has another snort of the cloudy liquor to fortify himself while he sets up his killing jars. He has evolved what he thinks is the decentest way: an ether pad under a grill to keep their feet from being burned by the stuff.
The eight jars are in a row on the sink. He lifts down a cage of elderly females, the grandmothers of his present group. They cl.u.s.ter at the front, trustfully expectant. Oh G.o.d; he postpones murder long enough to give them some carrot, deals out more to every cage in the rack so they"ll have time to eat. Tumult of rustling, hoping, munching.
All right. He goes back to the sink and pours in the ether, keeping the lids tight. Then he reaches in the holding cage and scoops up a soft female in each hand. Quick: He pops them both in one jar, rescrews the lid. He has this fatuous belief that the companionship helps a little. They convulse frantically, are going limp before he has the next pair in theirs. Next. Next. Next...It takes five minutes to be sure of death.
This will be, he realizes, a long night.
He lifts down another cage, lifts up his bottle, leaning with his back to the jars to look at his rack, his little city of rats. My troops. My pathetic troops. An absinthe trip flashes through his head of himself leading his beasts against his colleagues, against the laughing pain-givers. Jones having his brain reamed by a Dachshund pup. A kitten in a surgical smock shaving Sheila, wow. Stop it!
His eye has been wandering over the bottom cages. The mothers have taken the goodies in to their young; interesting to see what goes on in there, maybe if he used infra-red stop that, too. A lab is not a zoo. Down in one dark back cage he can see the carrot is still there. Where"s Snedecor, the old brain-damaged male? Why hasn"t he come for it? Is the light bothering him?
Lipsitz turns off the top lights, goes around to the side to check. Stooping, he peers into the gloom. Something funny down there good grief, the d.a.m.n cage is busted, it"s rotted through the bottom. Where"s old Sneddles?
The ancient cage rack has wheels. Lipsitz drags one end forward, revealing Stygian darkness behind. In prehistoric times there was a coal chute there. And there"s something back here now, on the heap of bags by the old intake.
Lipsitz frowns, squints; the lab lights behind him seem to be growing dim and gaseous. The thing the thing has black and white patches. Is it moving?
He retreats to the drainboard, finds his hand on the bottle. Yes. Another short one. What"s wrong with the lights? The fluorescents have developed filmy ectoplasm, must be chow dust. This place is a powder keg. The monkeys are still as death too. That"s unusual. In fact everything is dead quiet except for an odd kind of faint clicking, which he realizes is coming from the dark behind the rack. An animal. Some animal has got out and been living back there, that"s all it is.
All right, Lipsitz: Go see.
But he delays, aware that the absinthe has replaced his limbs with vaguer, dreamlike extensions. The old females on the drainboard watch him alertly. The dead ones in the jar watch nothing. All his little city of rats has stopped moving, is watching him. Their priest of pain. This is a temple of pain, he thinks. A small shabby dirty one. Maybe its dirt and squalor are better so, more honest. A charnel house shouldn"t look pretty, like a clean kitchen. All over the country, the world, the spotless knives are slicing, the trained minds devising casual torments in labs so bright and fair you could eat off their floors. Auschwitz, Belsen were neat. With flowers. Only the reek of pain going up to the sky, the empty sky. But people don"t think animals" pain matters. They didn"t think my people"s pain mattered either, in the death camps a generation back. It"s all the same, endless agonies going up unheard from helpless things. And all for what?
Maybe somewhere there is a reservoir of pain, he muses. Waiting to be filled. When it is full, will something rise from it? Something created and summoned by torment? Inhuman, an alien superthing...He knows he is indulging drunkenness. The clicking has grown louder.
Go and look at the animal, Lipsitz.
He goes, advances on the dark alcove, peering down, hearing the click-click-click. Suddenly he recognizes it: the tooth-click a rat makes in certain states of mind. Not threatening at all, it must be old Sneddles in there. Heartened, he pulls a dim light bulb forward on its string and sees the thing plain, while the lab goes unreal around him.
What"s lying back there among the Purina bags is an incredible whorl a tangle of rat legs, rat heads, rat bodies, rat tails intertwined in a great wheellike formation, joined somehow abnormally rat to rat a huge rat pie, heaving, pulsing, eyes reflecting stress and pain. Quite horrible, really; the shock of it is making him fight for breath. And it is not all laboratory animals; he can see the agouti coats of feral rats mixed in among it. Have wild rats come in here to help form this gruesome thing?
And at that moment, hanging to the light bulb, he knows what he is seeing. He has read in the old lore, the ancient grotesque legends of rat and man.
He is looking at a Rat King.
Medieval records were full of them, he recalls dimly. Was it Wurttemberg? "They are monstrously Joynt, yet Living...It can by no way be Separated, and screamed much in the Fyre." Apparitions that occurred at times of great attack on the rats. Some believed that the rat armies had each their king of this sort, who directed them. And they were sometimes connected to or confused with King Rats of still another kind: gigantic animals with eyes of fire and gold chains on their necks. Lipsitz stares, swaying on the light cord. The tangled ma.s.s of the Rat King remains there clicking faintly, pulsing, ambiguously agonized among the sacks. His other hand seems to be holding the bottle; good. He takes a deep pull, his eyes rolling to fix the ghastliness, wondering what on earth he will do. "I can"t," he mumbles aloud, meaning the whole thing, the whole b.l.o.o.d.y thing. "I can"t..."
He can do his own little business, kill his animals, wind up his foolishness, get out. But he cannot cannot be expected to cope with this, to abolish this revenant from time, this perhaps supernatural horror. For which he feels obscurely, hideously, to blame. It"s my fault, I...
He realizes he is weeping thinly, his eyes are running. Whether it"s for the animals or himself he doesn"t know, he knows only that he can"t stand it, can"t take any of it any more. And now this.
"No!" Meaning, really, the whole human world. Dizzily he blinks around at the jumbled darkness, trying to regain his wits, feeling himself a random mote of protesting life in an insignificant foolkiller. Slowly his eyes come back to the monstrous, pitiable rat pie. It seems to be weakening; the click has lost direction. His gaze drifts upward, into the dark shadows.
And he is quite unsurprised, really, to meet eyes looking back. Two large round animal eyes deep in the darkness, at about the level of his waist, the tapetums reflecting pale vermilion fire.
He stares; the eyes shift right, left, calmly in silence, and then the head advances. He sees the long wise muzzle, the vibrissae, the tuned sh.e.l.ls of the ears. Is there a gold collar? He can"t tell; but he can make out the creature"s forelimbs now, lightly palping the bodies or body of the Rat King. And the tangled thing is fading, shrinking away. It was perhaps its conjoined forces which strove and suffered to give birth to this other the King himself.
"h.e.l.lo," Lipsitz whispers idiotically, feeling no horror any more but emotion of a quite other kind. The big warm presence before him surveys him. Will he be found innocent? He licks his lips. They have come at last, he thinks. They have risen; they are going to wipe all this out. Me, too? But he does not care; a joy he can"t possibly control rises in him as he sees gold glinting on the broad chest fur. He licks his dry lips again, swallows.
"Welcome. Your Majesty."
The Beast-King makes no response; the eyes leave him and go gravely toward the aisles beyond. Involuntarily Lipsitz backs aside. The King"s vibrissae are fanning steadily, bringing the olfactory news, the quiet tooth-click starts. When the apparition comes forward a pace Lipsitz is deeply touched to see the typical half-hop, the ratly carriage. The King"s coat is l.u.s.trous gray-brown, feral pelage. Of course. It is a natural male, too; he smiles timidly, seeing that the giant body has the familiar long hump, the heavy rear-axle loading. Is old Snedecor translated into some particle of this wonder? The cellar is unbreathing, hushed except for the meditative click-click from the King.
"You, you are going to..." Lipsitz tries but is struck dumb by the sense of something happening all around him. Invisible, inaudible but tangible as day. An emergence, yes! In the rooms beyond they are emerging, coming out from the score upon score of cages, boxes, pens, racks, shackles and wires all of them emerging, coming to the King. All of them, blinded rabbits, mutilated hamsters, damaged cats and rats and brain-holed rhesus quietly knuckling along, even the paralyzed dogs moving somehow, coming toward their King.
And at this moment Lipsitz realizes the King is turning too, the big brown body is wheeling, quite normally away from him, going away toward the deeper darkness in the end of the coal bay. They are leaving him!
"Wait!" He stumbles forward over the dead rat pie; he cannot bear to lose this. "Please..."
Daring all, he reaches out and touches the flank of the magical beast, expecting he knows not what. The flank is warm, is solid! The King glances briefly back at him, still moving away. Boldly Lipsitz strides closer, comes alongside, his hand now resting firmly on the withers as they go.
But they are headed straight at what he knows is only wall, though he can see nothing. The cellar ends there. No matter he will not let go of the magic, no, and he steps out beside the moving King, thinking, I am an animal too! And finds at the last instant that his averted, flinching head is moving through dark nothing, through a blacker emptiness where the King is leading they are going, going out.
Perhaps an old sewer, he thinks, lurching along beside the big benign presence, remembering tales of forgotten tunnels under this old city, into which the new subway has bored. Yes, that"s what it must be. He is finding he can see again in a pale ghostly way, can now walk upright. His left hand is tight on the shoulders of the calmly pacing beast, feeling the living muscles play beneath the fur, bringing him joy and healing. Where are the others?
He dares a quick look back and sees them. They are coming. The dim way behind is filled with quiet beasts, moving together rank on rank as far as he can sense, animals large and small. He can hear their peaceful rustling now. And they are not only the beasts of his miserable lab, he realizes, but a torrent of others he has glimpsed goats, turtles, a cow, racc.o.o.ns, skunks, an opossum and what appears as a small monkey riding on a limping spaniel. Even birds are there, hopping and fluttering above!