"Woman a mystery?" Harshly the phrase ripped through the Senior Surgeon"s brain. Croakingly in that instant all the grim gray scientific years re-overtook him, swamped him, strangled him. "Woman a _mystery_?
Oh ye G.o.ds! And Youth? Bah! Youth,--a mere tinsel tinkle on a rotting Christmas tree!"
Furiously with renewed venom he turned and threw his weight again upon the stubbornly resistant crank of his automobile.
Vaguely disturbed by the noise and vibration the White Linen Nurse opened her big, drowsy, blue eyes upon him.
"Don"t--jerk--it--so!" she admonished hazily, "You"ll wake the Little Girl!"
"Well, what about my convenience, I"d like to know?" snapped the Senior Surgeon in some astonishment.
Heavily the White Linen Nurse"s lashes shadowed down again across her sleep-flushed cheeks.
"Oh, never mind--about--that," she mumbled non-concernedly.
"Oh, for Heaven"s sake--wake up there!" bellowed the Senior Surgeon above the sudden roar of his engine.
Adroitly for a man of his bulk he ran around the radiator and jumped into his seat. Joggled unmercifully into wakefulness, the Little Girl greeted his return with a generous if distinctly non-tactful demonstration of affection. Grabbing the unwitting fingers of his momentarily free hand she tapped them proudly against the White Linen Nurse"s plump pink cheek.
"See! I call her "Peach"!" she boasted joyously with all the triumphant air of one who felt a.s.sured that mental discrimination such as this could not possibly fail to impress even a person so naturally obtuse as--a father.
"Don"t be foolish!" snarled the Senior Surgeon.
"Who? Me?" gasped the White Linen Nurse in a perfect agony of confusion.
"Yes! You!" snapped the Senior Surgeon explosively half an hour later after interminable miles of absolute silence--and dingy yellow field-stubble--and bare brown alder bushes.
Truly out of the ascetic habit of his daily life, "where no rain was,"
as the Bible would put it, it did seem to him distinctly foolish, not to say careless, not to say out and out incendiary, for any girl to go blushing her way like a fire-brand through a world so palpably populated by young men whose heads were tow, and hearts indisputably tinder, rather than tender.
"Yes! You!" he rea.s.serted vehemently at the end of another silent mile.
Then plainly begrudging this second inexcusable interruption of his most vital musings concerning Spinal Meningitis he scowled his way savagely back again into his own grimly established trend of thought.
Excited by so much perfectly good silence that n.o.body seemed to be using the Little Crippled Girl ventured gallantly forth once more into the hazardous conversational land of grown-ups.
"Father?" she experimented cautiously with most commendable discretion.
Fathoms deep in abstraction the Senior Surgeon stared unheeding into the whizzing black road. Pulses and temperatures and blood-pressures were seething in his mind; and sharp sticks and jagged stones and the general possibilities of a puncture; and murmurs of the heart and rales of the lungs; and a most unaccountable knock-knock-knocking in the engine; and the probable relation of middle-ear disease; and the perfectly positive symptoms of optic neuritis; and a d.a.m.ned funny squeak in the steering gear!
"Father?" the Little Girl persisted valiantly.
To add to his original concentration the Senior Surgeon"s linen collar began to chafe him maddeningly under his chin. The annoyance added two scowls to his already blackly furrowed face, and at least ten miles an hour to his running time; but nothing whatsoever to his conversational ability.
"Father!" the Little Girl whimpered with faltering courage. Then panic-stricken, as wiser people have been before her, over the dreadful spookish remoteness of a perfectly normal human being who refuses either to answer or even to notice your wildest efforts at communication, she raised her waspish voice in its shrillest, harshest war-cry. "Fat Father! _Fat Father! F-a-t F-a-t-h-e-r!_" she screeched out frenziedly at the top of her lungs.
The gun-shot agony of a wounded rabbit was in the cry, the last gurgling gasp of strangulation under a murderer"s reeking fingers,--catastrophe unspeakable,--disaster now irrevocable!
Clamping down his brakes with a wrench that almost tore the insides out of his engine the Senior Surgeon brought the great car to a staggering standstill.
"What is it?" he cried in real terror. "What is it?"
Limply the Little Girl stretched down from the White Linen Nurse"s lap till she could nick her toe against the shiniest woodwork in sight.
Altogether aimlessly her small chin began to burrow deeper and deeper into her big fur collar.
"For Heaven"s sake, what do you want?" demanded the Senior Surgeon. Even yet along his spine the little nerves crinkled with shock and apprehension. "For Heaven"s sake what do you want?"
Helplessly the child lifted her turbid eyes to his. With unmistakable appeal her tiny hand went clutching out at one of the big b.u.t.tons on his coat. Desperately for an instant she rummaged through her brain for some remotely adequate answer to this most thunderous question,--and then retreated precipitously as usual to the sacristy of her own imagination.
"All the birds _were_ there, Father!" she confided guilelessly. "All the birds _were_ there,--with yellow feathers instead of hair! And b.u.mblebees--crocheted in the trees. And--"
Short of complete annihilation there was no satisfying vengeance whatsoever that the Senior Surgeon"s exploding pa.s.sion could wreak upon his offspring. Complete annihilation being unfeasible at the moment he merely climbed laboriously out of the car, re-cranked the engine, climbed laboriously back into his place and started on his way once more. All the red bl.u.s.tering rage was stripped completely from him.
Startlingly rigid, startlingly white, his face was like the death-mask of a pirate.
Pleasantly excited by she-didn"t-know-exactly-what, the Little Girl resumed her beloved falsetto chant, rhythmically all the while with her puny iron-braced legs beating the tune into the White Linen Nurse"s tender flesh.
All the birds were there With yellow feathers instead of hair, And b.u.mblebees crocheted in the trees And--and--all the birds were there, With yellow feathers instead of hair, And--
Frenziedly as a runaway horse trying to escape from its own pursuing harness and carriage the Senior Surgeon poured increasing speed into both his own pace and the pace of his tormentor. Up hill,--down dale,--screeching through rocky echoes,--swishing through blue-green spruce-lands,--dodging indomitable boulders,--grazing lax, treacherous embankments,--the great car scuttled homeward. Huddled behind his steering wheel like a warrior behind his shield, every body-muscle taut with strain, every facial muscle diabolically calm, the Senior Surgeon met and parried successively each fresh onslaught of yard, rod, mile.
Then suddenly in the first precipitous descent of a mighty hill the whole earth seemed to drop out from under the car. Down-down-down with incredible swiftness and smoothness the great machine went diving towards abysmal s.p.a.ce! Up-up-up with incredible b.u.mps and bouncings, trees, bushes, stonewalls went rushing to the sky!
Gasping surprisedly towards the Senior Surgeon the White Linen Nurse saw his grim mouth yank round abruptly in her direction as it yanked sometimes in the operating-room with some sharp, incisive order of life or death. Instinctively she leaned forward for the message.
Not over-loud but strangely distinct the words slapped back into her straining ears.
"If--it will rest your face any--to look scared--by all means--do so!
I"ve lost control of the machine!" called the Senior Surgeon sardonically across the roar of the wind.
The phrase excited the White Linen Nurse but it did not remotely frighten her. She was not in the habit of seeing the Senior Surgeon lose control of any situation. Merely intoxicated with speed, delirious with ozone, she s.n.a.t.c.hed up the Little Girl close, to her breast.
"We"re flying!" she cried. "We"re dropping from a parachute! We"re--!"
Swoopingly like a sled striking glare, level ice the great car swerved from the bottom of the hill into a soft rolling meadow. Instantly from every conceivable direction, like foes in ambush, trees, stumps, rocks reared up in threatening defiance.
Tighter and tighter the White Linen Nurse crushed the Little Girl to her breast. Louder and louder she called in the Little Girl"s ear.
_"Scream!"_ she shouted. _"There might be a b.u.mp! Scream louder than a b.u.mp! Scream! Scream! Scream!"_
In that first over-whelming, nerve-numbing, heart-crunching terror of his whole life as the great car tilted up against a stone,--plowed down into the mushy edge of a marsh,--and skidded completely round, _crash-bang--_ into a tree, it was the last sound that the Senior Surgeon heard,--the sound of a woman and child screeching their lungs out in diabolical exultancy!
CHAPTER V
When the White Linen Nurse found anything again she found herself lying perfectly flat on her back in a reasonably comfortable nest of gra.s.s and leaves. Staring inquisitively up into the sky she thought she noticed a slight black and blue discoloration towards the west, but more than that, much to her relief, the firmament did not seem to be seriously injured. The earth, she feared had not escaped so easily. Even way off somewhere near the tip of her fingers the ground was as sore--as sore--as could be--under her touch. Impulsively to her dizzy eyes the hot tears started, to think that now, tired as she was, she should have to jump right up in another minute or two and attend to the poor earth.
Fortunately for any really strenuous emergency that might arise there seemed to be nothing about her own body that hurt at all except a queer, persistent little pain in her cheek. Not until the Little Crippled Girl"s dirt-smouched face intervened between her own staring eyes and the sky did she realize that the pain in her cheek was a pinch.